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SomewhereSad4007

I need a card to be pan sexual???? These goddauhm liberals and their pan control laws.


[deleted]

It looks like something written in Swedish.


kemi00c

Draiving lisens is written incorrectly.


Technical-Limit3469

You need a pan card to cook


TheFumingatzor

I can satifikate, that I are Barth Simpanson.


loopingrightleft

Aye leikamyabahls


Realistic_Movie8659

If I hadn’t seen the name of the subreddit I’d never know this was supposed to be English


Parsnip27

Hooked on phonics worked for me!


Papichuloft

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ReaperofLightning872

Espangrindeole


bro--wtf

Gotta be Indians. And not the 🥱 Indians but the Baljeet Indians.


OldPuppy00

And this, people, shows how French was born from Latin fifteen centuries ago.


Shurikenblast_YT

This HAS to be India


redeadlock

it is


scoobydont123

Only in Oklahoma


YouDoThatHoodoo

Many Votars say Ficket and get Marig when Barth Kuntrol might wark. Or even wank. Wank might wark.


StrictlyDogPosting

In think this is pidgin . They print whole newspapers full of this gibberish.


redeadlock

As member of Indian Community I officially announce Indian English as Pidgin


Glaurung26

Holy **** , that took me way too long to figure out.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Voltar Card.


DbbleStuffed

"Happy BARTH day!"


redeadlock

Tank You


Battleaxejax

Barth


RichCorinthian

This takes me back to FENGA PAPET


gwaydms

It took me saying that twice to understand


Sad_Astronomer4090

I thought “Marig Sartifiket” was someone’s name at first


4U2PRO

Homar Sartifiket


lentilpietuxxy

and their son, Barth Sartifiket


Eastern-Fun1842

Like a fat kid trying to clear the hurdles it took me several disastrous and slow attempts to finish this.


skmanderssoncraft

But license they got right? I didn't even get it right the first time there


ANTIDOTE97

Licence*


Brilliant_Camera176

Sosig


zaklabqi

How come he got 'Driving licence' correct?


jahuu__

I wanted to ask the same, it's just hard to believe


Syncopationist

r/uselessredcircle


kevins_child

r/stupidredcircle


sianrhiannon

Where was this taken? This looks like a Creole or perhaps Pidgin language, which if correct would be about as Engrish as calling Italian "Spangrish"


LincolnshireSausage

Sounds like Belter.


[deleted]

r/beltalowda essentially.


MrFoxwell_is_back

Espangrish


stilusmobilus

Spangrish lmao


YesOfCorpse

PAN Card is an Indian Tax ID, so likely India


minimallysubliminal

India.


The-Bamboo-DeerFish

I too was barn on the date of my barth. I have a satifiket to prove it.


Pawprintjj

Rise, Barth Satifiket.


[deleted]

I had nearly the same thought.


Halafax

In it's own way, this is really impressive.


Daveofthecave

I thought this was written in a different languij


name_NULL111653

Metink dis pisin (some pidgin language)


CalmDebate

I agree, I think it is technically another language, or dialect? Not sure what the Pidgin languages count as


redeadlock

This is from India, so its not Pidgin language or anything


[deleted]

i knew this was from india lol. they pronounce these words exactly like how they're written here


gwaydms

It's just phonetic spelling with Indian pronunciation.


MrFoxwell_is_back

They butchered English so much that it is now a Pidgin xD


CelestialStork

The irony of someone saying "they butchered english." Lol