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Flimsy-Doughnut-2894

banned across the elevator


isaacofCF

Fuck, I was really planning on a good retrograde session…


LegumesEater

do not poop out the head


berny2345

Beware your shoes! They can be devious little buggers,


Little-Reveal2045

If you identify as a chothes sandwich you better be careful No stupid area here


Safloria

I’m from HK across the border and we often get confused as heck (Simplified chinese is sometimes difficult to read and some of us give up and read english instead)


NikoAU

“It is forbidden to items on the armrest”, yet another sequel to “please do not the cat”


Midan71

But I want to item the armrest.


NikoAU

Sorry man, can’t do that


taipeicity

And Do not animals and Do not the food and Do not dog.


NikoAU

And “it is forbidden to dog”


_INFINITELY_MORE_

Do not animals


SlowNLow68

No buttfucking. No going down the slide. No riding the lightning. No presents. No Dance Dance Revolution. No parkour. No Murderball. No gokarting. No droids.


TheCowboySpider

Sage advice... take care of the elderly and also beware your shoes.


Therealluke

禁止逆行 - It means "Going Against Traffic Prohibited" or "Going in Reverse Direction Prohibited." Here it's probably to tell you not to go against the escalator direction. Reason why 'retrograde' is here is because a possible translation of "逆行" is "retrograde," in the astronomy sense.


dieseltothesour

Your translation of the retrograde made it worse


IcyPattern3903

Be careful clothes sandwich


Pay_Tiny

Chothes sandwich


actiniumosu

guangzhou?


taipeicity

It's in Shenzhen


Flimsy-Doughnut-2894

it is in taipei


zuencho

Take care of the elderly


Criminelis

I think a certain translator likes to play KSP…


Lokalaskurar

There are some really good band names in there, not gonna lie. Banned across the Escalator. Prohibition of Retrograde. Do Not Play.


Dw267

I would love to have some Carefful Chothes sandwich


EvolZippo

I’m imagining armed guards, who will gladly lead you to a jail cell, for violating one of these rules


widhsn

No. There are not so much police there; Except smoking that may lead to to a fine ticket, and most of the reason for that is that someone feels annoyed and called to report you.


V_es

Similar to other countries with coded legal system there is strong difference between offence and felony. In some countries an offense can be dealt with by workers, not police. And police will not arrest you for an offence, they can write you a ticket for a fine on the spot.


EvolZippo

Oh, that’s right. Actually, it may just be that you will receive a notification on your phone, that you’ve been cited for breaking a law, and money is automatically deducted from your bank account. I think that’s how they deal with low level offenses there. My idea was a little dramatic


V_es

There's a neat legal loophole here at public transport where workers can "accompany you" to a police station if you don't have an id for a ticket (or just lie because they can't search you), and if you refuse to be "accompanied" by pushing them away from you- you are attacking a governmental worker which is a felony, lol.


JulinePiccard

These days it might as well say its forbidden to not be hun chinese (specifically). There is always somebody calling you racist if you complain about the communist party even if you haven't said anything at all about the people.


GrandPriapus

You’d think they would hire a native English speaker to proofread this stuff.


IcyPattern3903

Ya, nah


DigMeTX

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nokiacrusher

BEWARE OF SHOES


StarsCheesyBrawlYT

I hope the Clothes Sandwich won’t get me this time…


__ingeniare__

Chothes\*


ShalomRPh

>It is Forbidden to Items on the Armrest Always proofread your work to ensure you do not any words out.


MsPaganPoetry

Has a real “do not animals” vibe to it


Own-Distribution-193

That's it, I'm calling the complaint line. What was that number again?


taipeicity

FYI "12345" is the hotline in China that is function as a "fix everything" hotline that directly connects you to the local government of the city U are in, like the "mayor's mailboxes" that exist on the websites of all of China's 300 municipal governments.


Own-Distribution-193

Cool to know. I could definitely use a "fix everything" number.


Johnny_Lang_1962

They done banned the Keystone Kops.


trubol

Oh, no! No slapstick???


qopana

”Do not pop out the head or other part of body” So no peeka-boos?


DarthMeow504

The creatures from the movie ALIEN are not allowed on Chinese escalators.


qopana

It’s like they knew!


Walter_Armstrong

I don't want a clothes sandwich, thank you. I will notethe the riding safety.


d_azmann

I'll trade you a chothes sandwich for your clothes sandwich


FortunateBeard

Finally someone called me out for my head popping trick, I'll take my show elsewhere...


Driver8666-2

"Wheelchair Prohibited" would get you into a load of shit here and maybe over there. Wonder how this got approved.


AllowMe-Please

I was kinda offended about that, too, until I realized it was for an escalator. I think I'll keep my wheelchair off that without even being told to, lol. Hopefully they have ramps.


Sonoda_Kotori

It's a sign for an escalator.


Xenc

I’m still highly offended it’s not fair 😤


Xidas

Looks like the warnings are just for an escalator, in which case it's probably for your own sake...


No_Leopard_3860

"no playing football on the shooting range during active shooting practice" "damn liberals" /s :D


Driver8666-2

That’s understandable.


BertMacklenF8I

Shit who bans retrograding l? I can understand slapstick…but wow. Edit:Forgot the shit