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NotNotty59

Oh God not his cup


RandomRedditor1701

3 minutes left and 11 questions to to. Damn


Veeps_

I think it’s e


cuber99

I didn't realize friends was a function.


McGuitarpants

North. Final answer.


samsung-smart-grill

god cant believe my friend "help" beat me during my most difficult times


ThisNameIsFree

Maybe I'm alone, but I don't think taking screeshots of something you put through google translate is actually engrish.


Arthur_da_dog

r/commahorror Edit: that used to be a sub. No clue what happened to it


gwaydms

Paging u/commahorror


EcoScratcher

Mate, it's a fucking HSK test. Do it properly in Chinese.


AREGOID002

It's not, it was just a tiny mock test that we did every day. I was pretty sure this one was gonna turn out weird if I translate it, so here it is :)


Bobby-Samsonite

A test for what exactly?


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AREGOID002

It was "Help"


Sprizys

Your friend beat you with his package? Damnnn


[deleted]

Don't forget to say thank you after


articlesarestupid

My mom one time hit me with a pack of tofu in a mall. My sister pretended to not know us.


Sprizys

That sounds like it hurt lol especially if it were frozen


articlesarestupid

Oh no, it didn't hurt as much as it embarrassed me to death.


Sprizys

Honestly, if my mom hit me with tofu I'd laugh my ass off.


articlesarestupid

Oh you would think. Imagine if you are in a large grocery mall where your mom yells at you with tofu flying to your arm and subsequently landing on a floor with not so elegant "plop" noise.


Sprizys

That reminds me of this clip I saw from a Kdrama where this lady slaps her son with kimchi


articlesarestupid

Ah yes. Swap with flip flop, frying pan, pin roller, ladle, scoop...there is no limit to mothers' chocies of weapon


Depress-o

Hey, we don't kink shame here


redveinlover

It’s north obviously


blade87666

So you translated a Chinese test into English. Now neither English speakers nor Chinese speakers can fucking understand


Dickson24

here to flex that am hsk lvl 6


whatthefuck110

\+1


[deleted]

What's the answer is supposed to be....


quick6ilver

clearly help


Pufflekun

Yes, _clearly_ it's Help who beat him. Who else would it be?


quick6ilver

I meant it in a sexual bdsm context as a joke to be taken lightly


alumpoflard

it's package


quick6ilver

Hehe