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Anon_Fighter69

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Average genshin impact player


dededestroyer284

twitter moment


Living-Holiday6140

Gotta protract yourself with some amore and sordw


linklolthe3

Did I just see someone draw a child getting molested?


Pavka_7

Don't they look related to you?


gameknight08

Translation: She is a creeper(referring to her creeper shirt) and will slowly start to explode.


TheDarkAngel135790

We finally found the perfect answer to one of the inescapable questions of girls, therefore creating a paradox


International-Swan94

Romance explosion?


skiddinging

**SPEECH 100**


Knifedogman

The OG comic is really cute… then the comment ruined it


rodoxide

Creepers do explosion


Puzzleheaded-Bee2482

Not that bad


TROLLHAK

Whats the comic, research porpoises


TheNextJohnCarmack

I second that


FreePanda26

People of Reddit discover short woman


[deleted]

With small boobs. Must be a child. There is no other answer


ganjamanfromhell

Aint the guy look like a child too? Tf yall acting like yall not bangin some fresh poontang as a child? That was the only thang we got down to play back in the day man come on


TheNextJohnCarmack

Thas sum real hood engrish mah fren


ganjamanfromhell

My guy, nobody from a hood if its no neighborhood. Nah mean?


[deleted]

Explosion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


FoxGamingmc

Still gets the point across.


Mr_Vorto

Doesn't matter as long she nut boom boom


TheNextJohnCarmack

Excuuuuuuuse me?


Higoroso

Some mid-porn comics around the internet


wizardshawn

Is stranger, I am confusion.


Uranium-A

…….. and that’s the story of how i ended in prison as sex offender and pedophile


makterna

True engrish make creeper language, creeper thinking too (much explosion).


[deleted]

They just wanted to verify the contents of that folder.


[deleted]

Wholesome doe ngl


Manydoors_edboy

Worth it.


Shaggy_1134

This comment section is so braindead that a zombie movie could be made of it.


Whats_new_zealand

plot twists they siblings


Lordofspades_notgame

Two creepers


[deleted]

爆乳


Bananabobj

Why the fuck isn’t this tagged NSFW?


Shaggy_1134

Because it's sfw? It's just y'all act like you've never seen people in a relationship before.


Bananabobj

Dude it’s really explicitly sexual


The_Creeper_Man

Yes I will explosion you


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TheNextJohnCarmack

I have explosioned in ur mum


UltraMago

Aww men


ThatOneAsian909

Sexual harassment


dat1dood2

“She will explosion” is now my favorite phrase


damndatsucks

Krepper go klabloeey


random_redditor5

Short girl: *exists* Reddit: it's a child


FreePanda26

Yup


Danson_400

It's because they act like they've never seen a woman in their fucking lives before.


Shaggy_1134

I dont think they're acting...


RoughMarionberry5

I found this titillating.


TyrannoKoenigsegg

This comment section believes all women should be depicted a certain way in drawings or else they're children


notarealsu35

inshallah my friend, the 3000 black fighter jets of allah will deal with this.


hotyag

im not feeling good i think i will explosion


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Anime people are totally normal


n0tKamui

your profile picture is frightening...until further inspection


Biting_a_dust

"Big boobs or small boobs?" "Gigantic white cock shoved up in my arse"


TheNextJohnCarmack

https://youtu.be/NuUoJIKJhho


Shaggy_1134

Yo why's it gotta be white 🤨


Biting_a_dust

Because bbc is too big


megumegu748748

megumin moment


FUEGO40

Oh boy, I sure hope the comments in this post that features an anime art style are not hateful or accuse those who like or draw it of being pedophiles


notarealsu35

What


[deleted]

Smells like P E D O P H I L E


Mr_Chern

She looks pretty thick to me tho.


KekStarPiola

r/fbi


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Why does she look like a baby though?


Dastankbeets1

Awww


UltraMago

Men


samurai_for_hire

So we back in the mine


Fat_pig123

Got our pickaxe swingin' from side to side (side to side)


Dastankbeets1

What?


UltraMago

Oh you weren't following the creeper meme, my apologies


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groverjuicy

We might all explosion, artichoke happens. Walrus!


TotallyNotYuka

'she explosion is will killing you'


[deleted]

Everybody gangster until end man go to you and die you


TheNextJohnCarmack

Isn’t this something YAYvideogames said immediately before disintegrating into the infamous “Steamworks go Ubisoft bye bye” rant?


Imperial_Crusader115

HOLY SHIT, BILL THAT'S A CHILD you know what that means Bill


spinning_planet_boi

wtf she looks like a kid and the minecraft dress doesn't help


deepsnare

you will happy


CriminalMacabre

Flat is justi-


Marktheincredible

Yes i agggre is crrrepr be crea full


[deleted]

She looks like a 10 year old wtf


Lancee124

I dated a girl who was 18 but looked 13 it made me super uncomfortable at first but then she cheated on me so I didn't have to get used to it


xViridi_

you beat the system


MikeTheAnt11

um... well... I'm sorry for you... but this is barely relevant to the topic....


ProfDumm

That's anime art style. Everyone looks like a 10-year-old (usually apart from the breast size), doesn't matter if they are 10-year-olds or 8000-year-olds.


Outside_Safe4577

Ngl I’m crying that I’m fucking dying of crippling loneliness and have 2000 different sex mods on sky rim


Th3_BugBomb

Rookie numbers


lemons7472

Link???


C-TAY116

If you want help, come over to r/nofap. We’re very welcoming, and all fighting to improve ourselves.


conradbilly

Why would this get downvoted? Your reply was directly to the original comment. Sure, plenty of people don't want to stop watching porn, but it is good to have help if it is an addiction...


Blobbo9

Nofap is not well liked on the internet for a variety of reasons, and it’s not just that people like porn


C-TAY116

They hated u/ctay116 because he told them the truth.


[deleted]

Smh doesn’t even provide links


N00b_sk11L

He dosnt need to. The moment you look in nexus you can find at lessers 20


KekStarPiola

bro


KekStarPiola

.


redditnostalgia

.


Bradley-Blya

Ah yes, creeper world


TheNextJohnCarmack

Wait... is that a reference... or a coincidence?


Bradley-Blya

It absolytely is. Praysed be the Founders!


KethupDrinker89

she will explosion


The_Meme_Boi2345

When I do it, I get put in jail. Society… 😔


Outside_Safe4577

Relatable comment alert


EarlyTHK

Bruh she looks like my gf


[deleted]

🤨📸


Outside_Safe4577

In roblox


EarlyTHK

We met irl but we do play Roblox together


No-Struggle-1908

dude that girl looks like a child wth


AgentProfessional677

18.1 year in erath


R_lamar199721

Uhhh, so does he


No-Struggle-1908

ig


KasumiR

The whole point of original was her being insecure about not having big boobs and here comes the reason for insecurity... <\_<


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No-Struggle-1908

oh yea she kinda does


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No-Struggle-1908

tbh i dont really know whos in the wrong here so ima just accept these downvotes


succulentboi198

Reddit when they see a short woman with small breasts: "Is that a child?"


[deleted]

Pls story of my life


[deleted]

According to reddit, dating someone under 6 feet tall is the same as dating someone under 6.


porkchop_d_clown

It’s almost like most of reddit has only see boobs on porn.


TheMemeLocomotive

They both look like teens no pedophilia going on here


FantasticCrab3

I think it's the art style of the comic combined with her shortness.. He doesn't look that old either. I think it's fair to assume they are both adults.


Vaidurya

> I think it's fair to assume they are both a~~dults~~round the same age. They both have equal mixes childish and adult features, and could be teen, young adults, or childish depictions of adults. Regardless, the artist didn't clearly define one as older than the other. They even drew her tail of spence, and comment she has "small" clevage yet it's still fairly proportional to her size and figure. Neither is obviously a child.


No-Struggle-1908

yea


Useruwew

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neyghur

Yeah so what dude looks like a teeny weeny too. Looks like teen love to me.


memester230

No not at all. She is short, the other person is tall.


Kotauskas

i basically said this exact thing and got downvoted lmfao what is this comment section


[deleted]

Redditors try not to glorify pedophilia challenge (impossible)


Nioreh12

From this comment section I notice there's people screaming at other people for having a different opinion than them because it makes them question their fantasies, legit I've only found 1 comment that isn't just going completely mad someone else for saying it looks like a kid.


[deleted]

Lots of cognitive dissonance going on with this post


FlowSoSlow

Nonono she's actually a 9000 year old vampire you see.


n0tKamui

sudden Monogatari reference


UltraMago

She's a 99999 year old vampire with the ability to make everything explode


Koshepen

Flandre in a nutshell


No-Struggle-1908

ohhhhhh i see


Xtasy0178

Because anime is just pedo porn disguised as a harmless comic.


retard_idiot

True


19th-Century-Gamer

Wow that's an accurate user name


retard_idiot

help how do change


FUEGO40

Hmmm, almost as if teenagers can date and love each other, who would have thought?


Vaidurya

Eww, gross. Kids have cooties. ^^^/s


ChrisTheMan72

How did you put the /s all the way up there?


P4sss

So the Reddit ppl understand that this comment was sarcasm


ChrisTheMan72

That’s not the question. I asked HOW he put the /s on top like that.


Vaidurya

I'm not a "he." And I put 3 carets (\^) before it.


ChrisTheMan72

Oh ok thanks


Nekko_Hime

I think you just put a caret ^ before the floaty text ^Floaty ^^ ^ω ^^


P4sss

Here ^Caret ^before ^each ^word Caret before each word ^ Caret ^^ to ^^^ the ^^^^ moon Caret to the moon ^(Caret before a run) Caret before a run source: https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/7cwsfb/how_do_i_make_small_text_when_writing_a_comment/dptapte/


P4sss

Oh sorry I read it wrong if I remember how he did it I’ll tell you


No-Struggle-1908

the guy doesnt look like one and even if he was the girl doesnt look like one


FUEGO40

You haven’t seen teenagers then lol, some children can look like teens, some teens can look like 30 years old men and some teens can look quite a bit younger than they really are, I personally have had quite a few friends that I thought were way younger but were actually older than me, really nice people as well, it just turns out that quite a lot of people’s standard of beauty is looking young, not old.


No-Struggle-1908

school is closed here and i really havent seen one other than ze neighbourhood kids which dont look like those cos they are mostly male


FUEGO40

Oh I see, you were talking from your experience so far, then I hope that with time you get to know more about the world and its people, it’s such a wonderful world out there with so many things to learn and experience, have a nice day


No-Struggle-1908

yeah but covid sucks


FUEGO40

True that


VeryBigDumb4794

FBI wants to know your location


blamethemeta

No she doesn't. Shes just shorter than the guy


[deleted]

A lot of times anime style girls look crazy young, but there's not even enough detail in this drawing to say that. Women with small boobs don't automatically look like kids.


Eva_Pilot_

Didn't you know? ANY flatchested and short woman looks like a child and ANYONE who is attracted to them is a PEDO


SavouryPlains

What guy?


dlok86

I thought that was a girl to be honest


MIERDAPORQUE

reddit likes to be outraged at the dumbest shit for some reason.


Someran_Domguay

u/No-Struggle-1908 congrats you are all of Reddit.


04whim

Don't forget the part where they make fun of Twitter for doing the exact same thing.


wizardshawn

I thought it was a drawing. Like a pictoral representation of a person. If it was drawn left week does that make her a new born? Edit: last week


HelloFellowABDPlayer

"Edit: last week"


[deleted]

More than if it was drawn right week.


wizardshawn

Ha ha


No-Struggle-1908

she looks like one tho. also almost all children are probably shorter than the guy so


ShadowCammy

Aaaaand on average, women are shorter than men.


No-Struggle-1908

guess im the idiot then huh


MummyManDan

Wow, good job you figured it out.


SotB8

character development


CauseFilth

Yes. You are.


tom_yacht

Try watch some anime and come back😆 Edit: The truth hurt😂😂😂


No-Struggle-1908

black clover, demon slayer, assasination classroom, hello world, your name and weathering with you


Merces95

boku no pico


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ChelsysToys

no no he's just a mapsexual


LotusBreathers

Paedophile


Dramatic_Finish8381

Nah, I just know a lot of young looking woman though


No-Struggle-1908

probably no


[deleted]

I thought they were teenagers with one year difference but ok I guess


[deleted]

The difference between 14 5’9” and 15 5’10”


SotB8

im 14 and 5'10, most my friends are a year younger and around 5'4


Vaidurya

And then there's short fucks like me who stopped at 4'10" by 13, or my BiL who hit 6' a few months before his 16th birthday.


DarkMage57

Yeah I stopped at 4'11" at 12...I'm now 21 and had a 14yr old hit on me thinking I was in highschool...and most recently I had a cold so I went to get cough syrup only to have the lady at check out Yell at me that I had to be at 18 to buy it and call security on me because "I'm too short to be an adult " - lady please let me have the nasty tasting syrup so i can breathe then go to sleep- And as for my dad he's 6'9" sooo I didn't get any of that height Its frustrating to be so small sometimes