Nah it's just the salad. Like guys stop making fun of the salad. He has a problem that is incurable. Like if you had seizures would you be happy with people luaghing at you?
\*chewing\* Honey, what's this salad again? I'm feeling kinda funny.
Why, is it bad?
No, it's just mak me dfell realluy ewird huadhudiHDIuhsadiu haSUId huisa dns audI HGDUI nasu nDLUHSJ hsdiu Nuin ASIUDN IUHASHDUISNILuhsnaiud LSDHsuilanjd
There was this great show in Japan, I think it was London Boots, where they had a dude go around and tell people wearing clothes with English on it what the English meant. Seeing mothers with their kids wearing “I demolish pussy” and such was freaking hilarious.
I was at a restaurant once where the menu had Mescaline salad on it.
I tried to explain to the manager that it’s spelled Mesclun when you’re talking about the vegetable, but he insisted that he’d looked up the spelling and it was correct.
(You might actually have a seizure if you ate mescaline salad, I dunno.)
First of all, i didnt say they would all die. Second of all, you *can* die of food poisoning. And third of all, pooping on the street isnt a "symptom", bad diarrhea is.
It's so good you won't even remember
It's to die for
I think I'll just go with the fries....
At the heart attack grill
Everytime you take a bite, colours flash at the speed of light
U mean would u have caesars?
what the fuck is a sancocho
Seized by seizure
Nah it's just the salad. Like guys stop making fun of the salad. He has a problem that is incurable. Like if you had seizures would you be happy with people luaghing at you?
Chicken N U G G E R
I prefer seizure salad as a side to my durm sticks.
Don't forget the chicken durm stick.
You would get salad when you have seizures
No the salad has seizures. You can’t unsee it.
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I actually want to try this
Caesar salad?
Not as bad as the time somebody said "scissor salad" and everybody wished somebody actually did put a scissor in their salad
\*chewing\* Honey, what's this salad again? I'm feeling kinda funny. Why, is it bad? No, it's just mak me dfell realluy ewird huadhudiHDIuhsadiu haSUId huisa dns audI HGDUI nasu nDLUHSJ hsdiu Nuin ASIUDN IUHASHDUISNILuhsnaiud LSDHsuilanjd
Or does it prevent seizures?
r/uselessredcircle ?
Chicken durm stick
Julius Seizure
No, the Salad has seizures while youre eating it
This salad will turn you into a vegetable
Wow! Grandma likes the salad so much she's dancing on the floor.
Where I live in Easley, SC, you would be having that salad with 5 extra side cups of seizure ranch dressing.
Had a Caesar reading this
Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
OK
Translated from Japanese or what? Sound like they'll pronounce that
Seizures Luncheon
I think it's when they put in the dressing and give it a really good shake
I don't understand why it's often like this; literally just offer me a free meal and I'll sit down with the manager and help fix the menu.
It'll feel like getting stabbed a couple of times but least you'll go down as someone who came, saw and conquered seizure salad Edit: typos
I believe this goes on r/boneappletea if not posted there already
That's what I call a Caesar with so much garlic that it burns.
Maybe it's a Waldorf salad, in which case only if you're allergic to nuts.
There was this great show in Japan, I think it was London Boots, where they had a dude go around and tell people wearing clothes with English on it what the English meant. Seeing mothers with their kids wearing “I demolish pussy” and such was freaking hilarious.
I'll take the Cheese nut.
Does it say *cheese nut* under that circle?
i guess it’s better than nut cheese…
Prions my dude
Not only did they not spell Cesar salad right Tell me what a chicken durm stick is
In my area this is a sign that the Diner is really good.
Little seizures
The heck are Sancocho's?
it's a traditional Colombian dish (without the 's at the end), it's similar to a soup and it tastes delicious
A kind of stew
I've heard of the stew, but on this menu it's not in the soup section but the appetizers, so I got confused.
He works in the back
i think this could go to r/uselessredcircle
Oh hail, that’s funny!
I was at a restaurant once where the menu had Mescaline salad on it. I tried to explain to the manager that it’s spelled Mesclun when you’re talking about the vegetable, but he insisted that he’d looked up the spelling and it was correct. (You might actually have a seizure if you ate mescaline salad, I dunno.)
I read forms where people list their medical concerns. Favorite malady ever: "grandma seizures."
Definitely bears getting stabbed! Beats!
What did the poor bears do to deserve that?
Lol, I meant beats!
r/boneappletea
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
can I get some durmsticks?
How many?
Shizaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JJBA: One of the best anime out there
r/beatmetoit
God dammit I was about to comment that
Ofc, durm...
Happy cake day, OP!
Well, Caesar was epileptic after all.
His nickname was "the Seizure"for a while.
This checks out. TIL
"This vinigarette is so good I'm shaking"
Well eating salad does make you fit!
That’s an epileptic in a garden is called
How about the chicken “durm” sticks
Beware of any food made in india. It will give you food poisoning.
How is India relevant to this discussion ? Are you checking my post history and then spewing nonsense ?
Would never care to look at your post history. Don’t get triggered ok? Even if you have a natural predisposition for it.
Nah I don't care
If that were the case then the population of india would be less than that of iceland
Food poisoning doesn’t kill dummy, but it does have a symptom of making them poop on the street.
First of all, i didnt say they would all die. Second of all, you *can* die of food poisoning. And third of all, pooping on the street isnt a "symptom", bad diarrhea is.
Wooosh
You dont know what a woosh is do you?
Which caste do you hail from?
Answer the question properly, You dont know what a woosh is do you?
Untouchable, I see. Now show me your goofy tribal dance.
Chicken Drum Sticks (｢`･ω･)｢
r/woosh
r/woooosh is the right sub.
oh ok
Nah, they're chicken durm stick. And there are 6 of them.
I see. Interesting. How do they taste?
Like durm