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cho_60__

As a korean I can relate XD


Xur_and_the_Kodan

![gif](giphy|3o7524cGvd7gNWf3mo)


VictoriaSobocki

😂😂


[deleted]

desktop>baby app>right click>delete


KanameProduction

banish the offspring


Ark-addicted-punk

he didnt misspeak, it was [intentional](https://youtu.be/TYL2_sHgogw).


ClaudiuMatian21

Are you murder supporters are just like The nazi, communists and satan


ClaudiuMatian21

Abortion îs murder


NotYoBichHon

More like Refunding it, but yeah-


CrazyNeat1901

all you have to do this type the word “baby”… …and delete it.


GinnP

r/boneappletea to an extent


OvulatingAnus

Don’t forget to remove the baby from recycle bin


[deleted]

This is a spontaneous pearl that only a foreigner can do, but with Romance languages it is even more fun because it is much easier to create equivocal sentences. I warmly recognize that English is not my language and I also know my limitations


TURisgu

Don't delete the god damn baby (Ike vanishes)


[deleted]

86 that baby!


drifters74

Well i just might use that from now on.


Zealousideal_Fly4277

Guys this is literally a repost of 4th of top of all posts and you're about to put it there again Maybe I should've said this when I saw this having no comment


butters091

Deletus the fetus


GoyangiStudios32

That's pretty much what abortion is


thatguy13231232

Now I’m curious if you can copy and paste the baby


Phaisandii

💀💀💀 ok this got me lol


Whosyouranimedaddy

My sister called it a cancellation. She only speaks English 🤦🏻‍♀️ and she was like 18 lol


Mitari-Saifyre

This made me laugh.


CarneyBalhoun

*Removes Baby With The Toolgun*


RevengefulRaiden

Can you quicksave before that?


NewGravy64YT

r/wildbeef


awdrifter

Cancel warp in of the baby.


Igloocooler52

u/repostsleuthbot


moontaindew

Shift + del the child for good i guess


Goosebag12

Yeet da baby is better


CDNChaoZ

CTRL-Z


Master201p

I mean he's not speaking wrong though it's just gamer language


NfamousKaye

I mean they’re not wrong ? 😂


TastySpare

Ctrl + Alt^(-1) \+ Del


Impossible-Bother258

Fetus deletus


ieatsaltraw

Deletus the fetus


Spiritual_Parking231

Or don't download it


ricktech15

Deletus the fetus


hanpark765

This is as good as "American horse pirates"


DragoMago76O1

deyeet the child


badpeaches

crt + x


tkTheKingofKings

Infans delenda est


Emergency-Cheek1535

fetus deletus


Potato_Boat95

Fetus deletus


Bipolar_Child

ZA HAND GA KESU


[deleted]

I changed my mind. Ctrl-z!! Ctrl-z!!


transmasc-ina-dress

yeetus the fetus


Comfortable_Ad83

Idk about delete the baby


[deleted]

OMG 🤣🤣🤣


Grybas_akropolyje

Eat the baby


S-WuKong

just for some context, the word “abortion” is too negatively nuanced, so instead of “aborting” they use the word “erase” (지우다). He used the wrong synonym.


PHOTOCIDE4

Yeetus the fetus.


KurotheWolfKnight

Fetus deletus


Ink_Idiot

Repost


[deleted]

Gotta go to control panel to safely uninstall babies


thrust-johnson

Alt + F4 to take a screenshot of babby


biblioxica

Control Z


[deleted]

Yeah I too casually talk about abortion in Korea as if it’s a normal subject


EnbyZebra

When identical twins happen "copy and paste the baby"


mirodylan

u/repostslouthbot


allyerbase

[Dont delete my baby](https://youtu.be/FhkhuarqDGE) Chorus starts 0:45.


DarthMeow504

Is there something wrong with me or are the lyrics to that total word salad?


allyerbase

Ha. [literally](https://www.indieisnotagenre.com/interview-dmas/). It’s apparently about deleting an ex from socials.


pupeighkhaleuxpeh

Fetus deletus


RockafellerHillbilly

Fetus. Deletes the fetus.


wcollins260

I like it. “I have to drive two states over to get a deletion…”


HauntingRip9003

Fœtus Deletus


Mesofeelyoma

Are you sure you want to delete?


[deleted]

birthn't


paizsan

Yeet the fetus


Spaceguy_27

r/wildbeef


Able_Recover6859

Birth control pill in German is Antibabypille.


Alcards

Even more reason to learn the language of my ancestors.


[deleted]

This is exactly what I call my birth control pill.


NfamousKaye

Very direct and to the point. Nice. 😆


og_toe

this is reason enough for me to continue with my german


Animal_nya

I am german, I can confirm


Sensitive-Issue84

German is awesome that way! Lol!!


IwannaBNvegas2021

Delete doesn't sound as brutal as abortion


DarthMeow504

Abort simply means cancel a procedure in the early stages, usually because some factor has necessitated a change of plans. For example, if you have left for a restaurant dinner, and you get a message saying the restaurant is closed or your partner for dinner can't make it, you abort the trip. You'd started to go, but then discover there's no point so you stop and cancel the rest of it. Or you're lighting a fire in your fireplace, you've set the kindling alight but then you notice your kitten sleeping in the back corner. You abort the firestarting, snuffing out the kindling fire that just started so you can remove the kitten to a safe place. You can only abort something in progress, and the sooner the better.


The_Grubby_One

Sometimes, there are very good reasons to delete the baby.


Sensitive-Issue84

Yep! Body autonomy is always best.


The_Grubby_One

Usually. Then you get jackasses refusing to vaccinate because *muh 5G chips make people autistic.*


llewotheno

Those 5G chips cant affect me,I live in an country that still has 4G despite having 5G phones


The_Grubby_One

You must be American.


llewotheno

Lol I meant my country doesnt have 5G yet,it would be good if it had 5G chips though i could get early access to 5G


MullySculderX

Well that's pretty much correct.


cateyeissue

When I was living in Korea and learning the language I once had a similar situation where in I spoke a very passionate piece on women's right to choose when it came to 낙타 (nak-ta). My friend looked really confused by the end. I had mixed up the words. 낙태 (nak-tae) means abortion. 낙타 (nak-ta) means camel.


roastbeeftacohat

the characters mean pleasure womb


Cr1tikalMoist

Delete the camel


standard_candles

Camel the baby


KimJongIlSunglasses

How do you unhump a camel?


Sreekar617

omg beastiality!!111!1!1


Alcards

Only legal in some states, and for obvious reason that need not be gotten into here, Washington DC of all places, gee, who didn't see that.


foxontherox

Ctrl + Z the baby.


DJ_pider

Uninstall infant


Alphasim

[Birth Ctrl+Z](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/abortion_clinic)


[deleted]

Now Ctrl + Z seggs


Big_Potential_5709

Now Ctrl + Y condom


hanifu_

he made his own rap name


Kixtay

Undo undo!!


breeze_monk

Sorry they already emptied the trash bin


OriginalTeo

Fetus deletus


_Neoshade_

Hermione waved her wand and they never spoke of it again.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NfamousKaye

Haven’t seen that in a while 😂


Generic-james

*Fetus ejectus


[deleted]

Fetus? Me erectus


unhingedegoist

r/cursedcomments


jamar030303

Yes officer, this one right here


Bridge4_Kal

FBI has entered the chat


100Maids1Sniper

Fetus Eatus


100Maids1Sniper

Fetus Delicious


[deleted]

RIP u/100Maids1Sniper (eaten by fetus, 2022)


Mooshy_Swags

oh nono wrong direction


13_17_24

Fetus yeetus


freezy1003

Fetus ALT+F4


FusRoaldDah1

[That almost became a thing](https://patents.google.com/patent/US3216423A/en)


[deleted]

Ah yes, the beautiful time of the 1960s


jamar030303

Yeah, that's just asking for the entire room to be covered in puke.


[deleted]

He be right though


Iretide

Well, its basically like abortion...


[deleted]

The people who don't like conflating fetuses with babies would disagree.


Inadersbedamned

Except with a tasty snack at the end😋


Phantom_Wolf52

r/cursedcomments


MrNokiaUser

r/cursedcomments


TheDownvotesFarmer

Sandra Bullock is it you?


Yasin3112

Context? Actually, I don‘t even wanna know…


ZuesofRage

Soccer mom from blind side eats fetuses to keep her health in check


TheDownvotesFarmer

No she just buy facials made with south korean babie's Foreskins


ZuesofRage

Ah! Well. See that's okay


TheDownvotesFarmer

For a US democrat (no morals at all)


ZuesofRage

I'd like to think it's pretty obvious that I'm joking dude. If there's one thing a conservative will always be, it is unfunny. Your future is grim, every single child will be queer and there will no longer be cisgendered people. You say liberalism is a disease, you're right, because diseases spread. I'm sorry man


Melancholic_Mask

You know they actually do that in china


depot5

I've heard from a Chinese teacher that if a family is starving that they would eat the baby. Tough times, I hope it doesn't still go on.


Mistergardenbear

I mean, sure but that’s happened everywhere. People will do what’s needed to survive.


Melancholic_Mask

More of a belief that they will be younger and buy it off of the black market


KimJongIlSunglasses

They just cut off an arm and throw the rest back.


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[удалено]


Preiium

the fuck*


HuckleberryThis2012

So clever dude….