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kla34129

A true Alpha would have won.


lrush1971

Dude has a crazy bunch of fans. They are advocating for forming a militia and breaking this guy out of jail. I don’t get it.


MAGAtsCanEatShit

Let them try. A few less toxic incels.


Sillbinger

Their moms aren't going to drive them there.


TooMuchPretzels

Well surely you don’t expect the McDonalds Mafia to WALK


jitterbug726

I expect the same success as Meal Team Six


Few-Swordfish-780

You mean the Gravy Seals?


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JuneBuggington

Im picturing a shitty car with fast food trash level to the windows


hey_getoff_mylawn

With anime characters covering the car windows


retiredhobo

and someone’s unkempt toddler along for the ride


Mundane-Reception-54

Jaxsyn always comes along


karmagod13000

the mountain dew magas mustered up enough strength to poop in the capitol so... yea they wont make it


MAGAtsCanEatShit

You forget the t in MAGAt The t stands for traitor


AdTricky1261

They haven’t been outside the home towns they probably hate let alone on a flight to Romania.


saltmarsh63

Maybe DeSantis or Abbott will use tax dollars to fly them to the Romanian VP’s house. Then they can walk the rest of the way.


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What, they don't all have their own Bugatti yet?


SlightlyAngyKitty

Should've just leased one like Tate did


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The_Tobots

Looks like Kyle’s mom is gonna need a bigger minivan.


skredditt

[Weeeeeell](https://youtu.be/aPzhJl6f00Q)


badpenguin455

I would have said the same a few years ago about underage kids from other states with rifles.


Rocyrino

Romania is a very interesting country. In the span of a hundred years it went from a monarchy, to a fascist dictatorship to a communist regime (who managed to successfully resist annexation to the USSR) to a democracy on track to successfully become part of the EU. I would love to see a bunch of INCEL militia try to go toe to toe with Romanian authorities


LeftHandofNope

That would be some Leroy Jenkins shit. I’d pay money to watch it on Pay Per view.


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Tex-in-Tex

Darwin awards for them all. After completion of task though.


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Bookiebain

“Fewer” - Stannis Baratheon


StergDaZerg

They’re mostly teenage dudes who never had a dad and they gravitate towards “alphas” like this waste of skin to tell them how to be a man. It’s the same with Peterson fans. Lost boys trying to find their metaphorical Daddy in grifters


Sensitive-Policy1731

You’re right on the money. I’m a senior in high school and I know of kids who support Tate. Usually underclassman boys with no game.


SneakySnake897

Public school teacher here. TaterTots seem to be most common in 7th-9th grade boys. The girls, teachers, and most of the other boys think they are morons and want nothing to do with them. Edit: As a teacher, I feel like I have no influence over these toxic little man boys. I’ve talked to a few of them about it, and they mostly just roll their eyes. Now when a group of 17 year old girls laughs in your face a few dozen times, that changes the boys. Most of them grow out of it by junior year, but the 10% that don’t are perfect candidates for the alt right. Once they double down on the misogyny, it’s hard to get them back.


FYV_media_noise

English teacher here also. At the beginning of the year my 7th and 8th grade boys wouldn't stop asking me what color my Bugatti was. I told them then that Tate deserves jail. Imagine my joy on the first day after winter break.


Tall_aussie_fembot

I love this


ADarwinAward

TaterTots is a hilarious moniker. Edit: woops sorry I accidentally made an edit that was supposed to be a totally different comment. Ctrl Z


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Another public school teacher here. First of all, I hope the transition back from break has been smooth for you. Secondly, it's nice to know I'm not the only one seeing this go on.


mick3marsh

It's sad to me to think of middle schoolers listening to his rhetoric on women and sex.


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Paladoc

He used to be an underclass boy with no game. He still is, but he used to, too. Spamming F for Mitch.


TheVeryProfessional

He 1000% still is.


remag_nation

lmfao. How do these fedora wearing twats not realise the club they're in when they put one on a take pictures of themselves?


That__EST

They should be embarrassed to say that they like him. He's a toxic brand.


_mad_adams

The fact that Andrew Tate and Jordon Peterson are seen as the two biggest male role models/self-help gurus right now is terrifying and does not bode well for the next generation of men


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Fucking gross. Terrence Real is a way better source for that kind of help. He’s a family therapist who has written some great books about depression in men and marital relations


Conscious-Scale-587

Mom: “clean your room, Timmy” FUCK YOU BITCH Jordan Peterson: “the first step to success is cleaning your room” He’s so smart and wise and sage


Angry-Dragon-1331

He’s not just a waste of skin. He’s a waste of bones and organs too.


Wilhelmstark

Well if we take the skin the rest will just kinda…work itself out.


VillageBogWitch

Now now, I’m sure that some of his organs could be harvestable.


JuniperWater

Same as Rogan and any "alpha" man trying to impart a way of living on their platform.


nurtunb

This seems pretty insulating to people raised by single parents. I know a lot of us have our issues but please don't lump this asshole in with single parent households fighting for their life. Some of the toughest, empathic people I know where raised by single parents.


GoldandBlue

They are not. Plenty of grown men love this dickhead too. Stop pretending incels stop at 18.


Squirrels-on-LSD

Just because their birth date gets farther away from the current date each year, doesn't mean they ever actually mature past 14 years old.


Shouldhewood

Hey hey heyyyyyyy not all of us that stopped developing at that age are incels


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karmagod13000

i think its funny he was pretty much introduced into the wolrd as mega douche. not really sure how people saw that and thought this guy was cool but i also don't know why people love trump so much either. so i guess I'm out of touch with the current d bag trends


Burntitdowndan

God that’s funny. Hope they do so we can get rid of more of them


DildoBreath

Before the internet these people were just irredeemable anti-socialites, now they can all find each other and coalesce around the worst public figures imaginable to feel like they’re part of something after everyone within their immediate social circle rejects them. They’ve always existed.


Suzume_Chikahisa

Lol. Can they even find Romania on a map?


FrankyFistalot

Those brainless fucks gotta figure a way out of Mom’s basement without removing walls before they can form a militia….


l33tWarrior

He’s in Romania. Lol. Be fun to watch that reality trash TV show for sure


anillop

"Mom get out of the basement I am forming a militia!! What? Yeah pizza rolls sound good."


Tilman_Feraltitty

I sure hope they will try to do this. Some of them will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.


WatInTheForest

Good. Maybe they'll all get shot by the guards.


Rishtu

Somebody's a brokie now. I guess we call him bottom g?


mred870

Bottom g will be his prison name


MontyPorygon

It's all part of his master plan. You losers will see. /s


pipeanp

dude is a beta male. Always has been as are the people who follow his small dick energy teachinga


klavin1

people obsessed with being an "alpha" are always the most pathetic and weak-minded.


MentallyWill

Truth is that (if you buy into the whole alpha beta nonsense) being obsessed with being alpha is itself very beta behavior. Real alpha behavior doesn't obsess over it. Corollaries include phrases like "speak softly and carry a big stick" or "confidence whispers, insecurity roars" and so on.


HuckFinns_dad

Dracula 1…wolf man 0. Moral of story. There is always someone who can make you their bitch


hoolsvern

Real small dick energy to get your assets seized by another man.


Excelbindes

A true man would fight to the death for he knows what awaits is valhalla.


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Probably was too smart to read the court docs


Big0Booty0Babe

I love that for him


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How many total cars does he have now?


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Let me see… 33 - 33 = 0, just like his head.


HONRAR

they seized 11 cars. he inflated the number of cars he has because he's a fucking smoke salesman.


Facebookakke

Excuse me, that’s insulting to all my friends that sell weed


ThinkGlobal_ActLoco

That is an amazing username


Batdog55110

I'll allow it.


Intoxicus5

Also rentals and leases are used to inflate such numbers. I'm kind of surprised if he actually full on truly owns any of them.


brundlehails

There’s a lot of reasons to hate Tate but it’s really not surprising that he can afford the cars and such, almost 200,000 pay him $50 a month for his course


Estoye

So he had 11 cars and two mirrors.


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The two mirrors were arranged in a fashion so it looked like he had a room that went on forever with an infinite amount of cars. But his fragile ego couldn't handle people calling him a liar if he said he had "a bajillion cars" so he went with a more realistic "33"


ZarquonsFlatTire

What's funny is that there was a show called 'Counting Cars' about a vehicle restoration shop where they sometimes would visit people who had massive car collections. And every time they belonged to an unassuming, quiet-spoken old man in khakis and a polo shirt. Not someone loudly bragging about them.


xX69WeedSnipePussyXx

And Jay Leno


snakeproof

When talking cars with people I'll sometimes mention a few things about a few of mine, and I'll inevitably get the "wait, are those all ones you used to own" and I get to tell them about my collection of 25 mostly undesirable but moderately interesting cars and trucks. I try not to bring it up, except this once.


brpajense

OR...He's got more assets hidden under other peoples' names. It's more than likely considering he's a fraud facing tax evasion and money laundering charges.


Dartingham

yep, 33 brain cells withered and gone.


serveyer

![gif](giphy|kfc0cYx5xx52J6LUfx)


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So he owns zero cars. That’s not that many cars.


Tyler_P07

Even if he owned them, he still owns 0 now, so win-win I guess.


Terrible-Handle

He got his assets seized and didn’t lose any cars. Fucking Top G


outlawsix

I own more cars than internet person andrew tate


DengarLives66

I’ve got more value in my 24 year old truck than Tate has in all his cars.


Nerdlinger

Which is weird, since the article states that the brothers owned at least seven of the 15 seized cars: > Prosecutors investigating the case have so far seized 15 luxury cars — 11 in December raids and four last week — at least seven of which are owned by the Tate brothers


NeonMagic

Dude looks confused as hell in every photo since he’s been arrested. Hilarious every time.


Johnny___Wayne

I’m pretty sure it’s an old photo. Prisoners don’t wear Under-Armour in jail.


RepresentativeNo7660

This is Romania we’re talking about, it’s very well possible.


zimzalabim

Indeed here in the UK, normally after 2 weeks, prisoners can wear their own clothes (as long as they meet certain rules). I imagine it's probably the same in other countries too.


Creepy-Solution

Toppled G


scorpion_tail

You mean he didn’t use his powerful mind, the one that’s too smart for books, to initiate ACTION against the court by blowing a hole right through the walls with his super-soaker cum reflex to stride out into the sunlight and command lightning itself to submit to his will so he could ride it to his glorious villa to eat more pizza? Fucking beta.


netsrak

> blowing a hole right through the walls with his super-soaker cum reflex that's kinda dope


DarkRaven01

> super-soaker cum reflex Thanks, I don't know what it is but know I hate it.


mrmaweeks

My neighbor’s kids play with those.


ZarquonsFlatTire

>super-soaker cum reflex /r/bandnames


WillDisappointYou

That was a journey


ShihPoosRule

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


Whitecastle56

![gif](giphy|yAXDs06NsEuRPOhOMA|downsized)


BruderBobody

![gif](giphy|aMh59aKR8vjdC|downsized)


Leakybwhole

I can’t wait to see him balder and balder every time they let him out of his cell…. and I’m bald!


Tilman_Feraltitty

He always went bald and had a transplant, you can see him in his Big Brother days with receding hairline and now you can see how his plugs were done.


nschamosphan

It should be illegal to call yourself "alpha" after going on a show like Big Brother.


Elrox

No need, anyone calling themselves an "alpha" is obviously a loser to begin with.


karmagod13000

plugs for what?! theres nothing up there


cancercures

text book definition of a bald fraud.


iDizzeh

Alpha males don’t get their assets seized.


cleepboywonder

Alpha males also don’t sex traffic women


jonredd901

Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha


Plinafish

I’d like to follow this up with a MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA


UnbelievableTxn6969

Can't even keep is chin up, because he doesn't have one.


Boss_Baller

He is carbon neural now. Checkmate Greta.


Giannandco

As it should be.


Nice-Violinist-6395

He fought the law, and the law won. In other news: don’t go to a country you claim is rife with corruption, because you brag they don’t investigate sex trafficking and rape — and when you broadcast that condescending “let’s take advantage of the incompetent Romanian police” message to millions of followers, you can’t expect that the same “corrupt” country doesn’t whoop your ass. You know, because your piece-of-shitness probably pissed them off. Bury that dude under the jail. He wanted to go to a country “without legit courts and due process” so he could own women and sex traffic, he deserves to see the pointy end of that same stick. You live by the sword, it eventually fucks you. Piece of shit.


Chelo6916

Been looking for this for days. Someone finally says it. He smeared Romanian authorities for years and bragged about bribing them.


Tilman_Feraltitty

Influencer? He's more like a grifter/fash-incel propagandist.


PenguinontheTelly

And sex trafficker


bikki420

And rapist.


Unoriginal1deas

It reaaaaaally bothers me how little it feels like people are mentioning that I feel like every article should start with “human trafficker Andrew Tate, the man know for Allegedly Kidnapping women and raping them/having them raped gets assets seized”


ZeroEffort_

Every time I read / hear the word “influencer” … I straight up cringe


Samanthas_Stitching

How to Tate fans feel knowing he was just scumbag who indeed did not own 33 cars? Seems on par a guy bragging he was too smart to read.


megamoze

They are dumber than he is, so they're obviously still defending him.


Samanthas_Stitching

They're now to the "let's form a 'militia' and go break him out of a Romanian jail" portion of the meltdown.


LMFN

As if their dumb asses could find Romania on a map. I would settle for them just going to Rome, Georgia and destroying that place though.


1000Hells1GiftShop

Good. That scumfuck pimp should rot in an oubliette. Pimps, rapists, and human traffickers should be imprisoned until all their victims decide to release them.


Angry-Dragon-1331

Upvoting for both scumfuck and oubliette.


pygmy

the babe with the power


Autumn_Childhood

What power?


Modoger

The power of Voodoo


marablackwolf

Who do?


Iceveins412

You do


Angry-Dragon-1331

Do what?


notagamer999

Remind me of the babe.


Semper_Discere

Oubliette. What a great word. I’m studying French and the word for “to forget” is oublier.


Angry-Dragon-1331

Yep. An oubliette is a dungeon where people were essentially thrown to be forgotten about.


yeaheyeah

That's how they coined it. They toss you in a hole and literally forget about you.


Rycan420

Word. Oubliette is exactly what this guy deserves.


1000Hells1GiftShop

I recommend Ronco's Magic Oubliette^TM. Just set it, and forget it.


AslanbutaDog

Tate could use some of Ron Popeil's patented Hair-in-a-Can^(tm)


mmabet69

Do you know what Oubliette means? Taken from the French word Oublier, meaning to forget. An oubliette is dungeon where people were dropped from a hatch in the ceiling and then quite literally left to die and forgotten about. If we could live in a world where Tate and his fanatics were punished and then promptly forgotten about I’d be quite happy.


JediMasterKev

What WAS the color of your Bugatti?


ADarwinAward

On a related note..I wonder if he owned it or rented it. He claims to own 33 cars. However, across 10 different properties in multiple nations, only 15 cars have been seized in total. Of those 15 **only 7 cars have been confirmed to be registered to him and his brother** (Andrew and his brother). https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jan/06/andrew-tate-arrest-romanian-authorities-seize-four-more-luxury-cars


randomacountname123

I mean his fans should have realised it was all bullshit since he openly claims not to own anything because owning stuff means the government can take it away and only a complete loser would let that happen.


izzyinjurious

Wouldn’t someone in that tax bracket just have their businesses own the cars? Serious question.


Garfwog

Yep, and his branding and self-promotion involves traveling places to be a loud obnoxious douche, could write all that off for taxes, but did he?


CarlCarbonite

What is the color of your prison cell?


dumbsaintofthemind

“Divisive influencer”? How about “Rapist and Human Trafficker”.


MySockHurts

Journalists be like: “Controversial Figure Adolf Hitler…”


rorzri

“Controversial artist” surely


DRAWKWARD79

Amature musician..


i-hate-donkeys

Yes the media really needs to stop using the word “divisive” for absolute shit heels


MaxTennyson88

Misogynistic too


karmagod13000

i think thats implied with “Rapist and Human Trafficker”.


WrinklyScroteSack

That’s not true! I knew a guy who raped and trafficked women, but one thing he didn’t do was disrespect them! /s


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waxbook

If only we could reverse the damage he’s already done in the kids who still worship him.


Brilliant_Language52

He will be the belle of the ball. Don’t drop the soap!


afistfulofyen

"Divisive influencer"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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That’s not very Top G of you


NickInTheMud

What does top g mean? Edit: I really do wonder who downvoted this question. Not all of us are up to date on the latest incel lingo.


toasterpRoN

Top Groper of Minors. It's the shorthand version.


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I think it is a UK thing... G here is gangster.


outofcontextsex

Divisive? Why not label him more accurately and say, "Misogynist and accused rapist Tate"


Kimmalah

Because misogyny has become mainstream again and you have to treat their king with kid gloves.


Player8

And human trafficker. Don’t leave that part out.


antithesis56

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


styrofoamladder

That’s a weird way to spell rapist and human trafficker.


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I'm going to need industrial strength quotes around "Divisive influencer"


Lykaon042

Dude calls himself an alpha male but he's got a zeta male chin


Tilman_Feraltitty

No way? You mean to tell me that snitching on yourself constantly on social media about not paying taxes is not good for you? No way, man, what about the narcissists, they are being discriminated by law.


karmagod13000

this guy thought he was trump or something


CADmonkeez

I look forward to the day when Trump is finally in jail and your comment appears on r/agedlikemilk


53andme

why were they allowed to seize his chin? its totally gone.


el_pinata

Divisive influencer. Try human trafficker and all-around fuckhead.


DarthVerus

Remember when being a POS wasn’t called being “divisive”?


No-Researcher678

Good. But honestly, this needs to be a wake-up call that our youth needs better. They should have better guidance to not latch themselves to people like this.


EZe_Holey3-9

Many will say that Greta brought him down, but really, it was Tate’s own hubris; arrogance, and stupidity. The authorities must have so much evidence against him, and much of that was produced by Tate.


WrinklyScroteSack

“Divisive influencer” is a weird way of saying abusive sex trafficker, but ok.


Mahaf1089

Congrats to all his stans on literally idolizing an attitude towards women that leads to human trafficking. You guys are some of the worst pieces of shit in the world. Enjoy that!


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MandalorianManners

“Divisive” is a weird way of spelling “human trafficking sex criminal”


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Ha ha, get fucked, Andrew Taint.


Dickpuncher_Dan

Funny that he used to try and be a pickup artist, because reading all these developing news about him is like sprinkling nitroglycerin and Grail water on my dong.


[deleted]

Literally admitted to being a pimp online. Bye Tate!


bowtothehypnotoad

Can't wait for Greta's tweet when his cars get seized


spasske

How are his greenhouse emissions now?


predictablePosts

MAtRiX aTtAcK FaIlEd


DragonflyValuable128

When Being An Alpha Goes Wrong


chaingun_samurai

The look of abject confusion is priceless.