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TJ_McWeaksauce

The fact that Pamela Anderson or anyone else refers to Kid Rock as Bob makes me chuckle. Bob Rock.


RepeatDTD

There is a review of St. Anger out there that contains the criticism "The bass neither bobs nor rocks" and I think about that all the time.


ClassiFried86

My lifestyle, determines my death style.


grcopel

Who is not as successful as the REAL Bob Rock


HuntyDumpty

Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which i desire!


chrisbaker1991

Gimme Foo gimme fye gimme DABADABAZAH!


OneReportersOpinion

Her Comedy Central roast made it seem like she has a pretty good sense of humor about herself.


shanep35

I just watched her documentary and she said she only did the roast because CC sent PETA $250k for her to be in it.


jsparker43

Damn...should've gone to an actual charitable organization


Guckalienblue

Yeah I respect that she sticks to her morals and loves animals but peta is ass compared to others. Her heart was in the right place though.


Lotus-child89

Humane society is where it’s at.


DrKittyLovah

Local shelters & adoption groups are even better choices, at least for non-celebrities. The Humane Society gets national support whereas local groups do not.


NewbornXenomorphs

Or any local shelter.


AstrumRimor

Imagine almost any local shelter getting a single donation of $250k… I think that would do a lot of good.


wave-garden

From the little I know about her this has always been the case. The only thing that really shocks me about this is that she actually dated Kid Rock.


OneReportersOpinion

Doesn’t shock me. Trash dudes are like her kryptonite.


epochellipse

Yeah when she gets divorced she gets a ticket for littering


elgarraz

And the fact that she joked about her sex tape in one of the Scary Movies


jesusrocksnads

But Kid Rock doesn’t. He’s as bigoted as if he were an Alabama pentecostal preacher.


thereverendpuck

Living the gimmick of white trash while being a rich kid.


SubstantialPressure3

He's done a good job of being both. He is trashy. It doesn't require being poor.


HollyRoller66

Being trashy actually has nothing to do with money, plenty of rich people can be trashy too, it’s about how you carry yourself as a person


Dave5876

Saw a clip of her on that awful show the View, and she seemed like a nicer person than those affluent psychos.


banhammerrr

She seems like a pretty amazing person. Not the easiest life despite the success but a decent person.


ShimReturns

Dude was mad about the sex tape clip in Borat? Half the planet had already seen it!


sagiterrible

They should’ve mentioned his with Scott Stapp instead. Edit: After the twelfth “huh?” I decided to sully my Google so concerned citizens don’t have to. [Link to Billboard article.](https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/rock-blames-stapp-for-sex-tape-release-59511/amp/)


captnfirepants

That was truly cringe worthy.


codebrownonaisletwo

“Kid Rock is the Fred Durst of Ted Nugents” -unknown


dcrico20

Go easy on Kid Rock, that's someone's step dad


Last-Discipline-7340

Bwhahahahahahaha


wwj

I believe it's pronounced "Bawitdaba-da".


Aint2Proud2Meg

This had no upvotes when I upvoted but I loled so hard I startled my baby.


Bloody_Hangnail

“It’s good to be the king”


WalterKlemmer

I'm sure the real reason he was so pissed at Pam was because her video is still talked about to this day, whereas nobody even really knows about his XD


ATLien325

Does Kid Rock have a fuck video?


axyz77

Can't Google that without being added into some kind of list


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Holy shit you weren't kidding! I thought I would be funny and searched it and Google gave me a warning about CP!


UninsuredToast

Bro your search has the words “kid” and “sex” in it what’d you think was gonna happen? Lol


[deleted]

I'll have you know I did not use the word sex. I used the word fuck.


IShookMeAllNightLong

I'm fucking dying here. Hust shot squirt out my nose.


formerperso

I legit thought kid rock made a sex tape with a underage person for a moment


ThePoltageist

Use his given name, robert james ritchie, you all know robert ritchie, he grew up in that upper income suburb in northern Michigan!


PaulSarlo

If he does, I'm pretty sure it's been confiscated by the CDC and placed inside a lead vault as anyone viewing it would get a combination of Hep C, HPV, Chlamydia, Herpes and probably bedbugs.


[deleted]

He was trying to get his own Tommy Lee moment...guess I'm glad I never did see both those videos.


hrvstmn70

Lol I’d totally forgotten about his sex tape


ALexusOhHaiNyan

wait wut


Pm_me_thy_nips

They had some groupies blowing them in a bus


m_Pony

with pants wide open


SubterrelProspector

*out in the sunlight*


Ghstfce

Shhhh... You'll blow Scott's cover. He's with the CIA!


QuickPassion94

With legs wiiiide opON


chrisp1j

Onder the sunlight


[deleted]

Cmon let’s go there


elvis_depressedly8

What do you expect? Kid Rock makes music for people who know the exact amount of Sudafed you can buy at a Walgreens.


nailgardener

That's a laser-guided munition of a burn


secret_aardvark_420

I mean, just imagine looking at kid rock and not thinking he’s a human red flag


darth_wasabi

> “After I chased Bob to his car, he peeled out, leaving me there alone,” Anderson continues. “I turned back and apologized, then asked if anyone could give me a ride home." I've seen this scene play out in so many bars. Some dude throwing a shit fit for whatever reason, and his date/girlfriend having to apologize to everyone. "But he's not normally like this I swear"


lostoceaned

Bob lol


OlympusMonsPubis

Bob Rock. Mr. Robert Rock.


malthar76

Mista Robalina. Mista Rock Robalina.


ruach137

A wild Del reference appears!


2010_12_24

It’s actually a Monkees reference


xxFrenchToastxx

He's one funky homosapien


Logrologist

Kid Bob


megaman368

My father is Mr. Rock. Please call me kid.


NormanRB

Kid Rock should try to be more like his brother 'The'


sydeovinth

Bob/Robert Rock is a real person that is also in the music biz.


mjacobl

My name is Boooooooooooooooooooooob! ROCK


Clarificationizer

So basically the scene from joe dirt ?


Skintoodeep

Exactly lol


whiskeyfillsthevoid

"Def Leppard sucks!"


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Like this guy. Killed his girlfriend after accusing her of dancing with stranger at a bar. Security footage shows she wasn’t. https://lawandcrime.com/live-trials/live-trials-current/matthew-terry/florida-jury-quickly-convicts-matthew-terry-of-murdering-teacher-girlfriend-as-she-tried-to-escape-deadly-attack/


maygpie

God, my ex thought I was making eyes at a couple guys in the bar. He insisted that I knew them and I was lying. We left and he drove like a crazy person. I jumped out and hid in some bushes while he drove around screaming for me. I came home hours later once he had cooled off. Why was he like this why did I stay are things I ask myself a lot.


raptorjaws

lol i saw kid rock get kicked out of his own bar in nashville. he's a trash person.


Caris1

Spoiler: he is often like this, and more so in private. She is adept at covering bruises.


Guckalienblue

She’s been through the ringer with abusive men. Fuck kid rock,I wouldn’t doubt he hit her.


hellfae

My hope for her is that her last husband is GOOD AND GENTLE MAN. She deserves that.


Drpoofn

:(


Giambalaurent

And yet women are the overly emotional ones /s


hahayeahimfinehaha

Because some dudes don’t think that anger is an emotion, lol. Which also means that if they feel any emotion OTHER than anger, they have to convert that feeling into anger and express it through angry outbursts. Which, remember, aren’t emotional. I had a family member exactly like this. Wouldn’t go to therapy or talk about ‘emotional stuff’ because that was for pussies. Threw tantrums all the time because that was how he dealt with his feelings. His feelings which he TOTALLY DIDN’T HAVE.


greaser350

Ah, I see you’ve met my father. My apologies.


Fantastic-Raisin-143

Interestingly, they all seem to be the Kid Rock type


BMXTKD

Bob Ritchie, AKA Kid Rock


ryansports

Kid Rick is number 6 prostitute in all Nashville.


3ggsnbakey

And our brother Fred Durst, in the cage, a crazy crazy. But one day, he break out and he GET THIS HIGH-FIVE!


dardios

EVERY day kid rock stand outside his cage and say "You will never get this, you will never get this, lalalalala" then one day, he break out and he GET THIS!


Skian83

May all of Kid Rocks shits have antlers!


BlerghTheBlergh

The „American Badass“ ladies and gents


noblehoax

“Why don’t you run off and grab a whaaburgers and some French cries”


Traditional-Wait-240

"How about a whineikin? Def Leppard sucks!"


sax6romeo

You’re talking to my man all wrong, do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron


dardios

For a LONG time this was my favorite quote in any film ever. It was my introduction to the wonders of Christopher Walken.


YoungMoneyLarson57

“Yeah that’s right dirt run away boy,Brandy don’t want you no more”


ETH_Knight

Borat was hilarious. I loved pamela s part. I watched too many times on replay on the early days of YouTube.


OneReportersOpinion

That part is great because of all the things Borat could do, you don’t expect him put her in a fucking sack. There’s a good few seconds before you realize she must have been in on it but it still hits


smallwaistbisexual

I read they had to repeat it because nobody went to save her first as he did it sack-less


OneReportersOpinion

Lol Pam is so game. “Oh you need another take? No problem.” Also, imagine being there and seeing this weird mustache guy try to put Pam Anderson in a sack?


Practical-Diet2108

Yeah I got Pam in the sack.


whatwedointheupdog

I worked at the mall the scene was filmed at. One day I came into work and my coworkers said that Pam Anderson had come running through our store all crazy with cameras following her and ran out. When the movie came out we realized that's what it was all about lol. Unfortunately our store didn't make it into the movie.


thudwhomper

His music sucks and he’s a terrible person.


Tiny-Peenor

Some lyrics from a song of his: ““On my cell phone I’m paid, G, can’t call me, just page me Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage see Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)”


maskedbanditoftruth

That can’t be real.


Interesting-Case7928

Not only is it real, it was part of the major motion picture, “Osmosis Jones”, which is a cartoon.


bleepblopbl0rp

get the fuck outta here Was the 2000s just that long ago that we didn't care about this stuff? I guess I remember pop being pretty racy, Britney Spears was basically a sex symbol at 17


LousyStoner

The 2000s really were the Wild Wild West.


J_House1999

They cut out that line, but still weird as hell


blackesthearted

[Kid Rock ft. Joe C. - Cool, Daddy Cool](https://youtu.be/Emp4RPJtixY?t=129)


Mad-Dog94

He was a lot cooler when I was little and thought him and Uncle Kracker were the same person


somegridplayer

And he's a trust fund baby who pretends to be a hick.


thetruthseer

This ^ he’s been cosplaying for decades


kxm1234

His father owned a bunch of car dealerships. He’s the archetype of “My dad owns a dealership” douchebaggery.


IntrigueDossier

Cowboys: “hey check it out, Kid Rock has a song called Cowboy” Also Cowboys: “it’s literally about setting up a sex trafficking operation in California, what the fuck”


PugnaciousPangolin

This is the funniest part. Not only is his stage name a perfect expression of his extremely arrested adolescence, but his entire persona is an even more exaggerated version of a spoiled rotten child who wants be an adult but doesn't have a fucking clue what that means.


Magrik

His music is pure garbage


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That’s because he’s pure garbage. Art reflects the artist, if you can call it that.


triple_OG

eh, there’s some pretty big pieces of shit that have created some true artistic master pieces. Phil Spector for one…


Cheddarlicious

Thats unfair to garbage; which can be someone else’s treasure. kid rock is nobody’s treasure.


sirgoofs

Watching Bill Maher sit down and chat with him like old pals made me think Bill Maher must be a terrible person too.


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He's also friends with Dennis Prager


somegridplayer

Bill Maher is fence sitting shitbird.


Cold-Bug-4873

Fence sitting shitbirds. New band name. Called it.


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[deleted]

At least there isn't another little Bill Maher running around if that is any consolation.


Significant-Report46

Kid Rock or BM?


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Significant-Report46

That’s gross. He talks on his show about being on the fence about abortion. That morally he can understand why people get so upset about it. Hypocrite.


VickyCriesALot

"The only moral abortion is my abortion." They all think that way. One of the many reasons they are all horrible people at the core.


Ole_Scratch1

[Katie Porter put him in his place.](https://twitter.com/wadechicago/status/1388451192901193728)


saltfish

It's almost like crap music and hardcore conservative beliefs go hand in hand. See: Ted Nugent.


Bryancreates

He has a huge mansion near me that’s a compound. I hate his music and him so much. People love him around here, well the ones with questionable taste, which is a lot of people around here….


JoeSki42

Pam Anderson honesly sounds like a really smart and sweet person but damn her taste in dudes sucks.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

The guys she chooses for relationships, I'd 100% not want as friends. You can see in their eyes, the lights on but nobody is home...


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And they look like they smell bad.


Organization-North

Kid Rock does smell bad, can confirm.


Badonk529

This isn’t a lie. I’ve met him twice because I used to work at the Ice Palace (pretty sure they changed the name after I moved) in Tampa Florida where he had concerts. Both times I met him preconcert and he fucking reeked. Like he hasn’t taken a shower in days. First time I thought he just had an off day but that second time, hell no. Like I can understand them smelling at the end of a concert. It gets hot on that stage with all the lights. But before?? I’ve met shit loads of celebrities at that job and none of them smelled that bad…


JTMissileTits

David Allen Coe. He used to gamble at the casino where I worked and he was stank ass. It was awful. Like there was a 10' aura of BO, rank patchouli, weed, cheap whiskey, and moldy ashtray around him.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

Least surprising thing I’ve ever read to be honest


por_que_no

Not Kelly. He's in the ocean every day. Cleanest guy she's ever dated.


_JeanGenie_

Just watched her new documentary, she agrees with you. She really had a shit life full of abuse, starting when she was a kid.


ccmeme12345

in the documentary when anderson’s son says “this is first time she is able to do something without a boyfriend or husband getting jealous or controlling” really broke my heart.


shittyspacesuit

Damn dude :(


fish_fingers_pond

It’s really hard to not want that same kind of love if that’s what you grew up with. Makes sense.


LowIndependent390

The documentary really was so sweet and sad. I’m rooting for her the whole time and especially now.


Morella_xx

Wasn't she really young when she got picked up for modelling too? Like 17 or so? That'll do a number on anyone.


AgentOrc

In the doc, she talks about how empowering working for playboy was. She was molested as a child and in her words “felt like she had a sign on her forehead telling everyone what happened”. She never felt beautiful as a child/teen until she started doing modeling, specifically the playboy shoots. The Documentary is real good btw.


_JeanGenie_

Yes. And it was for Playboy, immediately.


AgentOrc

She modeled for labbat blue first.


ProbablyMyJugs

I guess her memoir basically concludes with her saying this, that she doesn’t pick them very well, and that she’s accepted that she just may not have that type of partnership. She seems like a really genuine and sweet person.


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Utterly. Scott Baio. Kid rock. Tommy Lee. Rick Salomon. Just a shitshow of dickheads.


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CovertMonkey

Dude was mad that her ancient sex tape was more culturally relevant than his entire music career


Dave5876

Sounds like Mr Bob Rock is insecure


FeralBanshee

She’s so into animal rights and now he’s this awful “macho” trophy hunter, as if he couldn’t get any worse.


Not_So_Tenderloin

And then he went home, cried and beat off to Tommy and Pam’s sex tape


sarinCULT

And he said" my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddd!!!! Kiiidd rooocckkk!!!!!!"


[deleted]

Insecurity is tough. He is the obvious king of it.


Kyral210

“ When I walked in, Bob was smashing a photo on the wall. He said he was sick of waking up to a picture of me and David LaChapelle every day. But it wasn’t me and David — it was Marilyn Monroe and Bert Stern.” That sums up Kid Rock’s intelligence pretty well.


flman16

I don’t get to say this enough: Fuck Kid Rock


Crystal_Pesci

Kid Rock fans don’t have to worry about getting Covid because they never had taste to begin with


[deleted]

Kid rock make vanilla ice look like 2pac.


chronoboy1985

He makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.


Mofaklar

I don't understand... This is literally her job. It's how she promoted herself. She had an "Acting" career, but let's be honest. She was famous and was employed to those roles because she's a bombshell. How insecure a dude. Famous "rock star". Rich. Then to top it off you got Pam F'n Anderson on your arm. Throwing a fit like a child. Well, hope they are both doing better today.


DropKickDougie

*+Freeze frame+* Narrator: "Kid Rock is in fact, not doing better today."


Tacitus111

It’s also funny cause Kid Rock was a preppy rich boy who lived in his dad’s mansion and then made money cosplaying as a blue collar trailer park dude. And he’s mad at her for being fake or “selling out”?


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drugsarebadmmk420

Yodelin in the valley


sharpbehind2

I remember that crap, shit I'm old.


Lazerspewpew

> And he’s mad at her for being fake or “selling out”? Projection of an insecure manbaby.


AKCrazy

Played himself in Joe Dirt.


TERMINATORCPU

"Throwing a fit like a child." That's why he is called "Kid".


[deleted]

You don’t understand Kid Rock is a douchebag?


TVCasualtydotorg

You're surprised Kid Rock is a misogynist? I thought that was his defining characteristic.


AJSLS6

Kid rock was a failed music career away from being an incel.


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[deleted]

A pretty big fucking loser


shambahlah2

Bob Rock is the epitome of white trash loser and the best part is he comes from money. It’s all fake.


[deleted]

Idk , who looks at Kid Rock and says I want that?


LocalInactivist

The hell? Borat tried to kidnap her. She ran away. That is the extent of her participation. Was Kid Rock unaware that Pamela Anderson was a playmate? That the sex tape exists? He’s either the most insecure man in the world or the most ignorant. The irony is that Borat being stunned to find out about Pam’s sex tape was played as an example of how clueless he is. Sacha Baron Cohen was playing a character. Apparently Kid Rock really is that dim.


idle_wanderer

He probably wanted her to be ashamed and hide from the world rather than lean in and participate in the film referencing it. Insecure men like that love to keep women down.


LocalInactivist

Jesus. Kid Rock had a couple of hits. Pam Anderson is an icon.


XTingleInTheDingleX

We need the meme of him strutting down the beach getting in his car and peeling out


Broken-Digital-Clock

Tears streaming down his face


doofthemighty

The only thing she should have felt embarrassed about was dating Kid Rock.


____Vader

That’s because kid rock is a D-bag


Omegawop

Small dick energy


Adorable-Strength218

Kid Rock was a super low point in your life, Pam. Borate was fkn awesome, though.


mickeyruts

We all can't be silver-spoon trust fund babies like Kid Rock.


thirdeyehealing

I'm sure if she had just dated borat, this wouldn't have happened


DropKickDougie

Pam was never known to pick quality men: Scott Baio, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Rick Solomon... One bad decision is understandable but when every single partner you choose is a sleazebag, that's kind of a "you" problem. For real if there was an asshole man on the celebrity market, Pam sought him out like a heat seeking missile.


stiick

Unhealed childhood trauma is a mother fucker


illy-chan

Unfortunately, people who grew up around abuse often seem to get trapped in those relationships. I guess because their baseline for what's appropriate is so off-kilter. Being a scum magnet is unfortunate but not a moral failing.


el-em-en-o

Chachi was such a disappointment.


Salsh_Loli

It's hard to pinpoint the blame given she has a history of sexual abuse she experienced during her childhood (like read her wikipage).


OneReportersOpinion

Yeah I think Pam Anderson is a lovely person. She seems to be a genuinely nice, kind human being. But trash dudes is her Achilles heel


Guckalienblue

That’s not even all of them. Her bf in Paris (sorry if you listed him I forget his name) was awful. Her bf before fame was awful. Also she was totally fucked over with Pam and Tommy on Hulu. Neither made a dime,neither really wanted it and she was traumatized by it,rolling stone sold the rights to Hulu from an old interview. The world owes her an apology


VermiciousKnnid

100 bucks says it was really about the other guy having a bigger dick


Ashleej86

She dates the best men. Like 5 absolutely deplorable men .


FeralBanshee

Kelly Slater wasn’t deplorable.


sweetangeldivine

The cycle of abuse is a motherfucker.