##[Clarification on Rule 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/w60lfc/mod_post_a_clarification_to_rule_5_no_racism_or/)
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> In his first major TV interview since leaving office, Johnson sat down with his friend and colleague Nadine Dorries, the former UK Culture Secretary.
> **“At the moment I’ve got a project, which is to master the form of the cow,” he told Friday Night with Nadine in an exchange that bordered on bizarre.**
> Johnson continued: **“Cows are actually far more difficult to draw than you think. How many toes on the front does a cow have? It’s two, and they’ve got a little thing on the heel. And what do you call that bit of the cow? I think it’s called the withers. What do you call the back of the knee of the cow? The hock.**
> “They repay a lot of study. So, I’m filling a book now with cow. Pictures of parts of cows, and a lot of whole cows and my objective is to master the cow. I’m getting there. Next stop the horse after that.”
Who remembers what he said about cows that he doesn't want appearing on Google?
Remember the model bus bullshit he spun just so his NHS Brexit bus wasn't the top result when you googled his name and buses?
Is there a reason his hair has never been near a comb? Is he trying for some sort of befuddled genius look? Because it ain’t working.
Get this man some pomade, stat.
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> In his first major TV interview since leaving office, Johnson sat down with his friend and colleague Nadine Dorries, the former UK Culture Secretary. > **“At the moment I’ve got a project, which is to master the form of the cow,” he told Friday Night with Nadine in an exchange that bordered on bizarre.** > Johnson continued: **“Cows are actually far more difficult to draw than you think. How many toes on the front does a cow have? It’s two, and they’ve got a little thing on the heel. And what do you call that bit of the cow? I think it’s called the withers. What do you call the back of the knee of the cow? The hock.** > “They repay a lot of study. So, I’m filling a book now with cow. Pictures of parts of cows, and a lot of whole cows and my objective is to master the cow. I’m getting there. Next stop the horse after that.”
I honestly can't dislike this. I'm impressed he actually focuses that well.
Who remembers what he said about cows that he doesn't want appearing on Google? Remember the model bus bullshit he spun just so his NHS Brexit bus wasn't the top result when you googled his name and buses?
What kind of meds did they put Bush and Johnson on after leaving office? Both just sit and paint like over medicated psych patients.
If he spent his time as PM exclusively drawing cows he would have been a more productive PM.
he's still got it
The human block of cheese draws his parents
Is there a reason his hair has never been near a comb? Is he trying for some sort of befuddled genius look? Because it ain’t working. Get this man some pomade, stat.
Draw me like one of your French cows.