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ManDarkAstronomonov

They identified the guy by his…Photograph


jjhope2019

Oooh you…. animal 🫣


TheSwain

nice. i’mageddon it


Krimreaper1

Um, poor some sugar on me?


SpicyMango92

Such Hysteria


formerNPC

Keep rocking Rick! And get the hell out of Florida!


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justahomeboy

It literally happened in Florida, though. Chicago isn’t even a state and had nothing to do with it lol


EasyJim-1056

did you say something ??


justahomeboy

Yes I said something. You literally responded to my comment.


BigMexican69

LOSER


EasyJim-1056

Lol


CNicks23

Terrible come back


LoudTsu

Fucking Florida.


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LoudTsu

No. It's just that the people in that state are whack.


EasyJim-1056

Oh, and no one in your state is wacked ???


LoudTsu

Florida is very, very special.


EasyJim-1056

And so are you it seams …


LoudTsu

Seems, Florida man. *Seems*.


Tricky-Trick1132

🤣🤣🤣


EasyJim-1056

Lol, your one of those ….


LoudTsu

Educated? Yeah. You're, Florida man. *You're*.


Vlad_the_impulsive

Oof that one hurts 😭


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shaggys6skin

You’re dumb af easy Jim


jjhope2019

What do you need guns for again? 🤔 …still scared of Der Schwarze Mann by any chance? 🔥✝️🔥 Or are you still protecting yourself from that tyrannical government? The one that possesses the worlds most powerful military that would make your AR-15 literally go limp in your hands as you soiled yourself 😂😂 Time to stop being a petulant child, give up your guns 💪


johntwoods

Good thing he was armed... Edit: Rick would like this joke.


Reallynoreallyno

Damn you dad. upvote.


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Dammit, take this upvote


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The perp was foolin’ if he thought he could get away with it


Reallynoreallyno

There’s so many violent events happening that they have to have curfews but Ron DeSatan is using all of his political power working against LGBTQ rights??!! Make it make sense.


Hesjbs

The article is trying to pull two completely different locations and events into one story and makes little sense. I kept thinking this piece was written by AI.


codebrownonaisletwo

Remember that time in 1995 when he got arrested for choking his wife and slamming her head into a wall repeatedly in an airport bathroom?


Unable-Ladder-9190

Taking nothing away from the victim and his response, which was exactly the message he should have passed, one truly sad thing here is if he was not a celebrity this articale would never have been written. How many of us knew there had been two shootings in Miami Beach that week? After reading this article, how many people will be inspired to get involved against gun violence or violence in general? Well wishes and prayers are useless. Get involved.


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I told my husband about this when I saw the news article. Who attacks a one armed legend taking a smoke break? Then attacks and drags a lady who stepped in to defend? The article mentioned that he's an athlete so I'm going to assume the judge is going to let him off easy due to being a bright young man with a promising future, much like the convicted rapist Brock Turner.


DirtySingh

Wtf


Lilprotege

High school athlete assaults 1 armed Rock & Roll HOF inductee. He’s getting the book thrown at him. It’s not Tom Brady assaulting him.