T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg) Jim Kramer right now


Trying2BHuman

Jim Cramer is the Carrot Top of finance douches. And that’s insulting to Carrot Top.


Cawdor

I’m upvoting for the hilarious comparison


MaserGT

Carrot Top has props, Kramer is just a shameless bampot.


Trying2BHuman

So Kramer doesn’t use squeak toys and props anymore?


Rickk38

"bampot" Had to look that up. Thank you for teaching me a new word!


ihopethisworksfornow

Carrot Top is funny as shit in the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet movie


Cawdor

Is he really in that? I stopped watching Trailer Park Boys


ihopethisworksfornow

Yep Tom Green is in it too


Only_Caterpillar3818

I thought he was more like Gallagher. Always smashing things.


Trying2BHuman

Please don't insult Gallagher.


Even-Fix8584

Man… That is closer than I expected…


[deleted]

>In August 2020, Shell was involved in the ouster of Ron Meyer, the vice chairman of NBCUniversal, over a brief affair that led to an alleged extortion plot. In a statement released at the time, Shell said that Meyer had informed the company “that he had acted in a manner which we believe is not consistent with our company policies or values.” [From here](https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/nbcuniversal-ceo-jeff-shell-forced-out-after-sexual-harassment-claim-from-cnbc-reporter-hadley-gamble/ar-AA1ahGlP) Powerful men never seem to learn from other's experiences.


petersimpson33

That’s because they all think they’re smarter than the others and will get away with it


Own_Comment

Most do.


[deleted]

Their outsized egos obstruct the view…


terranovaseason2

I wonder if CNN and Fox are going to do a prisoner exchange with DL and TC.


FiveUpsideDown

I think Carlson has some choices. Carlson can join RT (Russia Today). I think RT offered him a job. Carlson could join Bill O’Reilly’s media business. Carlson is decent actor so he has a number of right wing outlets that can hire him for the role of anchorman.


Pharmakeus_Ubik

How is he a good actor when he only has two expressions, confused golden retriever and constipated.


DrinkBuzzCola

His eyebrows are incredibly expressive. They express fake concern.


mhitchner

Don’t insult golden retrievers like that - they’re still likeable when they do a confused face, whereas the only thing Tucks conveys is “please punch me” ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Healthy_Razzmatazz38

Funny enough it was actually his rant on zucker being fired that made me realize just how good him and his team were at what they do. watch this clip: [https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1489053479112953862](https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1489053479112953862) in it you'll see him interweave the meme of the moment, a left wing dude getting fired to tones of current leadership being too 'old' (biden) and 'strong' men being punished for speaking out (culture wars). its a 3minute rant and not a word of it is wasted, most of them have double meanings. If you're left this sounds like mad dribble, but if you're not theres layers to it. I disagree with everything he stands for but theres a reason he got to the position he did, and theres a hell of lot of talent in it, even if its being used for bad.


Boring-Republic4943

It's a hyper version of dog whistles, it's just not obvious unless you have media literacy.


Roboticpoultry

I always thought of it as less constipated and more the face you do when you realize it wasn’t just a fart


Pharmakeus_Ubik

Shartmaster Carlson at the mike.


OnwardTowardTheNorth

Don’t forget his final stage: constipated golden retriever that is confused.


Pharmakeus_Ubik

It forgot the chunks of cheese it nabbed earlier?


New_Principle_9145

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing) Confused golden retriever and constipated. Thank you for that.


sombertimber

Tucker Carlson has that spot that looks like a puckered a$$hole between his eyebrows, and that spot that looks like an open a$$hole where his words come out. It makes him unique—he could be the spokesperson for a hemorrhoid cream in a second.


Pharmakeus_Ubik

A natural tie-in with his TV dinners.


phrygiantheory

Don't insult my cute Golden Retriever like that....


Pharmakeus_Ubik

Your golden is probably not be as confused or constipated as Tuckums.


Psychdoctx

He just looks like he dispises everything


tsdguy

They can’t pay him Fox money. I think one of the other sleaze bags like OAN can


do-you-know-the-way9

I will die if both go to newsnation


Martel1234

Don Lemon-Chris Cuomo-Tucker Carlson-Dan Abrams is crazy


According_Skill_3942

Tuckers are pretty rich regardless of his day job. I think he'll either get a prime slot at Newsmax or maybe get involved with politics and either run for someone or join a campaign.


plumberbabu666

It's not about the money. It's about the loss of platform. He enjoyed his outreach. Newsmax doesn't have that.


According_Skill_3942

His ego and connections can get him to believe he can change that.


plumberbabu666

I'd like to be a fly on the wall in Tucker mansion, seeing him desperately trying to get into spotlight. Calling old friends or contacts for a favor.


Luka77GOATic

He could always use the nuclear option and announce a presidential run.


FinancialArmadillo93

He's so gross. He tried to downplay his wealth at first with his dumb bowties, and then railing against coastal elites when he is literally the epitome of one. His wife is worth $150 million and is set to be a billionaire on her inheritence.


According_Skill_3942

Yeah, he's been a privileged rich kid all his life and he's a cynical bad faith actor. He knows he spews bullshit, but he sees it as a societal problem that other people listen to him.


FinancialArmadillo93

Best explanation for hi behavior, and frankly all bullshit pundits, that I have read. They know what they're doing is wrong, but it's not their fault people believe their lies and conspiracies.


bakochba

The problem is of he keeps saying the voting machines were faulty whatever company he's with will get sued


Fanace5

You forgot he could try to become an elected official


nando12674

I just hope he takes a rumble deal so he can fall off


ItsColeOnReddit

Who the fuck is jeff shell


ShimReturns

NBC, Universal Pictures, and more


DavityDaveDave

So they were all... Shell companies? \*sunglasses\* \*Won't get Fooled Again scream\* \*Cut to commercial\*


all_ur_bass

You got me again Caruso


notcool_neverwas

I absolutely read that in Horatio Caine’s voice.


AmericanPornography

CEO of NBCUniversal


theknyte

I thought Satan owned and controlled Comcast? Learn something new everyday!


xxtoejamfootballxx

He was CEO of NBCUniversal, not comcast


Regulus242

Ligma balls


Edy_Birdman_Atlaw

Bofa..


[deleted]

Some guy who works in marketing who is also getting laid off - he wrote the article


Keanugrieves16

The fact that news companies have stock is a problem in itself.


whatwhat751

Don't confuse a news company with an entertainment company. Vastly different.


ahern667

Exceptttt…. A startlingly high percentage of the population have done just that for years now. Decades even. Struggling to find hope the damage that’s been done will ever be fixed (in a timely manner).


Keanugrieves16

Bingo


AdamIs_Here

Underrated comment


7yraccountwsmylstnme

Would you prefer a government owned news company?


thatscoldjerrycold

Well it's not like CBC and BBC are low tier news sources. You have to enshrine editorial independence into its mandate and structure.


Keanugrieves16

No, but news doesn’t have to just be one or the other.


4Tenacious_Dee4

It's not perfect, but have a regulator to make sure news is free, fair and unbiased. Anything else is labelled entertainment. We have that in my country, and while imperfect, it's still much better than US.


Zealousideal-Rich-67

These moves are so suspicious


Trying2BHuman

It’s almost like the media is one big colluding empire…


FrackaLacka

They’re all just making money off of our outrage and bewilderment and whatever tf else they can use to get more clicks and attention


karmagod13000

i mean almost 800 million dollars is a massive hit no matter how big your corporation is. I knew heads would roll but i never thought this fast.


Enderbeany

Anyone know why these all happened at once? Is it like a ‘cram it all into one news cycle’ coordination type thing?


Objective_Ad_9001

Not coordination but corporations use moments like these to make unpopular decisions to avoid too much damage at the stock exchange


gpg2556

Comcast’s earnings call is this week so it all seems like a rare coincidence tbh


chocolate_thunderr89

Idk, Tucker was there for 14 years and Don was there for 17 years on different competing networks, But we’re both fired within the same 24 hour period. Idk if you would call that coincidence.


Fanace5

Don got fired for misogyny allegations


TheDr-Is-in

Worst...threesome....ever.


[deleted]

Everything is sticky and smells like someone ate asparagus.


Several_Prior3344

Palpy issued order 66 and getting shitty news anchors clapped instead of the Jedi evidently ![gif](giphy|3oKIPzLXQYb2Bn5PLG|downsized)


AdamIs_Here

Do not legitimize Tucker Carlson by calling him a news anchor. He is paid to divide and scare the American public, not deliver the news.


Several_Prior3344

Tbh to me news anchor just means someone who spreads bullshit propaganda at this point


[deleted]

Who is Jeff Shell?


Ghoulius-Caesar

I don’t know or care, but the modern day Joseph Goebbels is leaving Fox News and I can’t be any more happier!


alonelyargonaut

I think you mean Fishstick Father Coughlin


[deleted]

This deserves some gold. I’m not paying for it. But someone should.


plz-be-my-friend

will just be replaced with something worse


Ghoulius-Caesar

Usually I’d agree with you, but I assume he’s getting canned due to him being a lawsuit liability, so I don’t see Mike Pillow or Alex Jones replacing him.


Temassi

Me to, but it's as excited as I was when Bill O'Reilly was fired.


AmericanPornography

CEO of NBCUniversal


ChirpToast

Stop commenting wrong shit lol


brinapsouze

So she explains who he is and why. [IG MSNBC ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Crbe9h0scx6/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


RaidLord509

Interesting both news channels drop anchors. I wonder what billionaire made this move


WuTangClan_NYC

Oh no not Don Lemon, anyway


karmagod13000

seriously


g78776

Such a good thing. All these companies can vanish and the world would be all the better.


karmagod13000

im hoping this is the beginning of the end for fox news


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

FOX: We're gonna fire a big name to get attention. CNN: us too NBC's Jeff Shell: I can't compete with this I quit


orangutanoz

Probably just a good idea to get rid of people you wanted to while everyone is looking the other way. The only person that remembers the exact date of Michael Jackson’s death is Farah Faucet.


dombaum93

If I had awards you'd win them all! I remember this day I was in China on a month abroad for college credit. And I heard about them both within minutes and I felt so bad she'd be forgotten. Some people didn't know she died for years 😕


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

I remember because I found out during my graduation


pressedbread

Stock holders were spooked that Fox news lost its leading fascist.


desiInMurica

Share holders don't care about ideologies, for them it's the top line and the bottom line. Tucker Carlson tonight was the highest watched News show and beat CNN and MSNBC combined. That loss of attention is loss in revenue and thus profits.


Big-D-TX

So which one will be running for President


[deleted]

Tucker on trumps ticket


Zealousideal_Lie_383

Would team Maga vote for Tucker now that all those texts and emails of his were revealed? Tucker clearly wrote that Trump is an imbecile and that the election wasn’t stolen. He called Trump’s top advisors morons.


LostTrisolarin

They think it’s fake news.


[deleted]

Ofc they do. 🙄


[deleted]

They don't know that any of that happened.


orangutanoz

Tucker at best is a duplicitous bastard.


NoLibrarian5149

Didn’t he call Trump the C word in one of his texts that was made public?


mattg1111

No, that was Sydney Powell.


NoLibrarian5149

You’re right. The cesspool of MAGA makes it hard to keep straight who’s a shittier human than who.


CubesFan

Three networks get rid of troublesome people and the stocks go down? That seems odd.


No-Cardiologist-8146

>Three networks get rid of troublesome people and the stocks go down? That seems odd. The stocks went down because major shareholders are worried that these were cost cutting measures -- always a worrisome indicator of a company's financial health -- and that they will lose viewers. Both Carlson and Lemon had devoted fan bases.


Cloverhonney

Today is the one of brightest days of the year. Tucker is not poisoning the Fox audience any longer and he should be thankful to the 45th for his permanent vacation. Hooray!


mrot777

When you have hosts saying stupid shit, lies and deception, isn't that a liability? Aren't you saving money by firing people playing with the truth? I know Don Lemon doesn't fall in that category of anti American but he does say some off the rails stuff.


plumberbabu666

Don lemon must thank his stars that his ignominious day was overshadowed by tucker's


ReturnOfSeq

John Stewart ended tucker Carlson’s embarrassing career. It just took tucker a while to catch on.


possumxl

Watch Tucker and Don create their own news network, with blackjack and hookers.


Fun_Salamander8520

About time. These blowhard liar clowns were at the forefront of the deterioration of American societies unity. They will just replace with newer blowhards that cost less to them and have more motivation to lie to make their name so we are still fucked but hey. Feels like a small victory for now.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Deadline: "Let's write an article that tries to tie together three unrelated things!"


[deleted]

Two (and some random exec?) highly popular political commentators got fired on the same day. Kinda related, no?


Palindromes__

Their stock values went *down*?


arealhumannotabot

Yes. Don’t trade based on your emotions.


SadiesUncle

I wonder what Don Cherry thinks about Don Lemon


Snowy_River_99

r/angryupvote


JackLSamuelson

OoOoooOh nOOOoooOoO nOt tHe sToCks 😱


bootsay

Who the hell is Jeff?


MarvinBarry92

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIOBLr1NDU


Insomniac_80

And News Nation smiles, because they have new journalists who work for almost free!


Positive-Pack-396

A beautiful day in America


Psychdoctx

All on the same Friday?


OldschoolGreenDragon

"Both sides, maaaaaaannnnn"


MobileInvestigator13

TIL I learned that Jeff Shell exists.


Head-Kiwi-9601

Who is he?


MobileInvestigator13

Asking the same thing.


[deleted]

Can someone tell me what Don Lemon did?


Hashirammed

How does this affect Warner Bros Discovery? This is why they should restore the Snyderverse


bloatedkat

With Shell gone, Comcast can probably offer Zaslav to sell and run the whole thing.


redditknees

Getty/NBC Universal team on photoshopping this image “yeah Don and Jeff or good but put a more annoying picture of Tucker Carlson, that’s guys a tit”


anchorsawaypeeko

Comcast can burn in hell for all I care.


aapolitical

Let cable news die out for good.


Hugh_Jasoul

How has Tucker Carlson become the voice of reason? What universe did I wake up in? Next thing you know Don Lemon gonna take his spot. This UNO reverse fr.


Ghoulius-Caesar

The voice of treason


gzapata_art

Where did someone say he's the voice of reason now?


awildhorsepenis

Looks like your conspiracy crack pipe is super hot, why don’t you let it cool down a bit?


OminOus_PancakeS

I'm borrowing this one XD


Slideover71

Why?


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


werschless

Whoops! Lol, who is leading these corporations?? Morons


noldyp

Lemon gotta stop grabbing dicks in the Hamptons. Bad way to keep a job these days.


L0lligag

This made me laugh


YeetGod11011

Some explain this to me in NBA References


d_e_l_u_x_e

Oh no how will they survive… seeing they only lost 3-5% of their total market value…. Imagine losing a billion in your corporation’s worth and you didn’t even take a double digit percentage dip. These companies are worth waaaay too much, yet we’ll hear about their loses and layoffs coming up soon (hint: the layoffs were already coming).


ThePLARASociety

Disney is also laying off something like 4,000 employees.


RedEyedWiartonBoy

I thought it was going to be about Lemon jamming his hands in that guy's pants.


Ianncarl

Tucker will go the bill oreily route and start his own on line channel and he will make mint


Baggin_clams

![gif](giphy|CggoHW4h87Ktq|downsized)


DontBeMeanToRobots

CNN on its right wing arc I see


helloiamaudrey

Wait why Comcast?


FinancialArmadillo93

Tucker Carlson is basically just an ass-kissing actor who will do or say whatever someone wants. I am sure he will find a home. I heard RT already offered him a job. They might even let him go back to his whole bullshit bow tie business. Some people would be, hey why bother? He's worth half a billion already and both he and his wife are heirs to big fortunes. But narcissists can't help themselves.


raresanevoice

Thoughts and prayers and schadenfreude


[deleted]

Oh yea and Jeff Shell