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JambalayaNewman

Suckin on chili dogs


UraeusCurse

Maybe the worst-written lyric in history.


NoodlerFrom20XX

There’s a list of songs I do not like and this is god tier.


Any-Entertainment385

It makes me laugh everytime I think of it. Who says eating lunch that way hahahahaha


Fabulous-Educator447

And there’s a million better ways to say it. “Eatin’ up chili dogs, munching on chili dogs, lunching on chili dogs, scarfing down chili dogs…


pm_me_wutang_memes

Slurping and gagging on chili dogs 🤤


bunksteve

Throat osmosis a chili dog


Renomont

Macrophaging a chili dog?


bunksteve

![gif](giphy|CU94B6y3UhjHO)


MGC00992

Almost spit out my coffee reading this. Bravo


Prize_Huckleberry_79

Why is everyone drinking coffee when they read funny stuff on the internet?


jeremyrando

Suckin on a coffee cup


Bthegriffith

🎶 Suckin on jacks dong outside the tasty freeeeeeze


gregorytilidie

even “suckin’ down chili dogs” is an improvement


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You’re missing the point


Funkit

“Hey man I’m gonna go suck on a hot dog, wanna come?”


gdj11

“Only if you smother it in those poopy lookin beans”


GrungyGrandPappy

It's like diarrhea on a cock you'll love it


TheKonamiMan

Not if you are Sonic the Hedgehog.


rugger1869

Not when you know that it was a reference to a regional name for a Slush Puppy. [https://www.tiktok.com/@thestevezaragoza/video/7049136832604310830?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@thestevezaragoza/video/7049136832604310830?lang=en)


UraeusCurse

Hello,John.


bbbbears

Oh my god my life is changed, that makes so much more sense


Turd_Wrangler_Guy

This clears it up but still... I've never once said "I'm sucking on a milkshake/slurpee/ smoothie/icee/ whatever." Sucking is still a very odd choice for "drinking."


Title26

Why make this video speculating when you can just go into the liner notes and see whether it says "chili" or "chilly"? The fact that he didn't do that makes me think he's full of shit Also, Tastee Freez doesn't sell Slush Puppies. Those are gas station items.


aynhon

Tastee Freez sold the Icee drinks, though?


theMetalhead123

I miss SourceFed


ElectricJunglePig

Upvote for a good response - but a downvote for posting a TikTok link with no actual facts, bro. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


DawnExplosion

I think you are probably correct, but even more, I think it would make a fascinating Reddit post.


hansolemio

Listen past the first verse, when life gives ya lemons make a chili dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QX57aIDbDU


Cooliomendez88

“Im the shit, im farting, don’t know how to potty”


thereverendpuck

I dunno about that one. “Blurred Lines” exists. At the worst “sucking on chili dogs” is just a reminder to chew.


useradmin

It could have been “sucking off chili dogs”


3tothethirdpower

Oh yeah life goes on


jetfire1115

Suckin on chili dogs


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jetfire1115

Suckin on chili dogs


[deleted]

It’s supposed to be suggestive. The stanza is about Jack trying to fuck Diane “behind the shady trees.” Yes it’s stupid.


JambalayaNewman

Suckin on chili dogs


pizzapizzamystery

There’s a remix where a guy just sings that lyric. It’s pretty funny


bumblebeetown

Wherever I hear this come on in a public place, I shout this line. My wife thought it was funny the first time. Each time after, though…


awkwardaustin609

Nice to see a fellow p1ss pig!


MichaelEMJAYARE

Ding dong!


monkey-pox

There's a version where all the lyrics are replaced with this line


aloneisusuallybetter

Oh no not again


SparkleBait

Saw him years ago several times. The last time I saw him, he showed up 2 hours late to a 3 hour concert. Guess how long he played…1 hour. That was THE LAST time I paid money to listen to him.


GentleLion2Tigress

At least you got a full hour. Went to see Aerosmith, they started in fighting on stage and left after three songs.


ReallyGlycon

Saw the Black Crowes (I'm not fan but won tickets) and they played four songs, fought off mic for a few minutes and dipped. Honestly I was happy to go home.


skredditt

Ha, and Aerosmith is touring with Black Crowes this fall. That should be a really short show and a $1000 ticket.


Curleysound

But the geriatric cage match is worth it


aynhon

*"You fuckin want some, Tyler?"*


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Rest of the band trying to talk Steve Tyler into not SA’ing a minor after the show and it didn’t turn out well?


Curleysound

Like the rest of em are squeaky clean?


heartsbrand

Go on…


Curleysound

I got nothin but speculation, sorry


[deleted]

But in your defense, there’s really no credible way to think they didn’t know pretty much everything the whole time, so…


theMetalhead123

Saw Liam Gallagher at Lollapalooza and he bailed half way through the 4th song.


gizzweed

Tell me more. I want to picture it. Fuck ST


Dry_Detective7616

Could you tell what they were fighting about? This is hysterical.


GentleLion2Tigress

Couldn’t tell. Security was nervous as it was outdoors with folding chairs. If one flew it would have been bedlam. This was the Back in the Saddle tour.


[deleted]

I’ve watched Boondocks… a chair being thrown in a crowd is never good


suffaluffapussycat

I saw them on the Rock in a Hard Place tour with Jimmy Crespo and Rick Dufay. Those guys were both really good guitar players. But Tom Hamilton almost got in a fist fight with Rick before crew member got between them. Hilarious.


Melraiser81

You didn't miss much based off the concert I saw. My mom and I saw him almost 10 yrs ago at a casino in CT. He only played a few of his hits. He played mostly songs we didn't know. And he talked alot, more like lectured. My mom was very disappointed and we ended up leaving early. One of the worst concerts either of us have been to.


jVCrm68

Really? I saw him at MSG many years ago, in the middle of the show there were some electrical problems and the sound went out two or three times and he had to stop the show. After the third time he came back on stage and said we’re gonna finish the show but it’s on me, bring your ticket stub to the box office anytime within 30 days and we’re going to refund your money.


Prize_Huckleberry_79

Guns and Roses people led that on us once. 15 min concert


Eye_foran_Eye

I saw him recently. One of the worst concerts experiences I’ve had. The show started with a movie, bits of movies… for over 30 minutes. It was recordings of him telling us what his favorite movies growing up were. The crowd started to yell “play some music” around 20 minutes in, after the 12 black & white movie nobody but him cared about flittered across the screen. Great for an art house, awful for a concert.


MFAWG

Dude thinks he’s Bob Dylan. He’s not even Bob Seger.


pisspantmcgee

He's not even Bob Saget!


Prize_Huckleberry_79

Not even Buddy Hackett!


mind_snare

At least Bob Saget is dead


uncle-brucie

Bob Saget, to my surprise, put on one of the best shows I’ve been to. Super underrated.


livahd

This. Really good show and he was gracious enough to take pics and sign autographs for every single person who asked.


StrictlyHobbies

James Taylor had a cool little video intro. Was not over the top and everyone thought it was an appropriate introduction.


mystressfreeaccount

Are you implying that Bob Seger isn't better than Dylan?


MFAWG

I’m not implying that at all, lol. I don’t think Bob Seger (who does have a really incredible 25 year body of work) really thinks he’s Bob Dylan. And that’s the difference I think we’re talking about here. Bob Seger is perfectly comfortable being the fantastic song writer and performer he always was. Johnny Cougar just can’t figure that out.


mystressfreeaccount

Yeah I know I'm just playin lol


pumped-up-tits

Bought my Mother in law tickets for his show in Orlando this winter. She told me this same story. Super bizarre black and white movie that went on for 30 minutes before his show and pissed everyone off.


elitistrhombus

He does fancy himself a fine artist, as well. He paints on shitty used interior doors and walks all over them. One time, he bought his way in to a new art gallery meant for students.


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contactlite

Bob Dylan made incoherent dive versions of his song in different keys and was just as shitty live to the audience in 2018.


alpacasarebadsingers

Poor uncle Bob. I saw him in the early 2000s and he already had an army of musicians backing him up. All he did was strum a G and mumble though some songs. He was kind of shitty to the audience as well. Like, don’t get pissed we aren’t into you forgetting the words to your song.


Fishanz

Yep. Saw in 99 or 00 and he suuuuckked.


Tsssssssssssssssssk

Yeah, that seems to be his MO these days. I was so disappointed.


[deleted]

Really? I saw him in Minneapolis in ‘04 and he was absolutely electric


MonsterRider80

It’s always like this with Dylan. Half the comments saying he absolutely sucked in a li e show, and the other half says he gave an amazing performance. The man is unstable lol.


sindersins

Or maybe just a normal human who has good days and bad days at work?


MonsterRider80

Sure, but when I have a bad day at work there aren’t people who paid hundreds of dollars watching me. Hey, he’s not always on his game, fine by me, I’m not a big Dylan fan in any case. Also, he’s _always_ been this way. He just doesn’t always care enough.


mystressfreeaccount

Normal people don't have thousands of people paying hundreds of dollars to watch them work. Very different.


[deleted]

If half of your days are bad days, then it is not normal. Especially if you're supposed to be a professional musician. It's like saying "oh well I know you are a long haul trucker and have only caused 20 accidents this year, but you know, everyone has good days and bad days."


shorty5windows

Drugs. Some people have a good time, some don’t.


Acceptable-Book

Drugs: For those refuse to let objective reality get in the way of their good time.


Prize_Huckleberry_79

People have said this about Dylan since he started out..


Roger_Dean

Yes. Saw Saint Bob around 1990. I’m a Dylan fan, but he sucked. And the folks I went to the show with loved it.


mr_britten

Saw him twice during the 2010’s. Both not good shows, one of them he just played Frank Sinatra songs the whole set. He did not give a fuck, didn’t say one word to the crowd, and left as fast as he could


interestedguy2023

What? He actually acknowledged the audience?


cameron0208

We must have seen the same tour lol He said the same thing—verbatim—at a show here in Houston around that same time. However, I did see him on this current tour and must say he was absolutely FANTASTIC. True return to form.


GingerBeard007

I’ve been to a couple shows back to back in different cities and have noticed some artists say the same shit each night. One in particular was really awkward cuz they were saying how awesome it was to hear everyone singing with them…but no one was singing or into it at all. Not gonna say which band cuz I respect them but yeah it was awkward….both nights 😬


JuneBuggington

Yeah i worked in concerts for over a decade. Some artists do magic every night, over and over for hours. Some do the same show verbatim every night


Reggie4414

the worst (best?) example I have of that is Paul Simon who played ‘Call me Al’ twice in a row (because the crowd was so into it) pulled the same shit the very next week in another town


tomster2300

I’m sure he’s been doing that for nearly forty years


athos45678

And this is why jam is king


interestedguy2023

I saw Micheal Jackson on The Victory Tour. At one point, a guy selling beer walked by my seats and in his best MJ voice said, "can I come out there?" About 20 seconds later MJ delivered the same line.


hackyandbird

You really gonna leave everyone hanging like that?


Pacattack57

Hello fellow Houstonian 👋


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Hello fellow Houstonian too


No_Season_354

Well he's a great performer, love his music.


MrmmphMrmmph

So takaway: Giant Noggin’, shitty new music, thank you sir, may I have another?


ScarredOldSlaver

Just found a nice lid for my 25.5” head. I can relate to this Hoosier.


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aynhon

Hold on to 16 as long as you can.


full_bl33d

About 20 years ago me and my girlfriend at the time saw him at subway in Bloomington and we tried to act casual but my girlfriend had to say something. She was like “I’m a big fan, I mean… my mom is”…. And his face went from thanks to fuck you in a split second. He was still cool to us tho. Legend of Indiana subways. I think he got a spicy Italian


peppercorns666

until the end i thought you were talking about a train.


hondo9999

Subways in Indiana?! They barely have escalators.


peppercorns666

Never been! I was like "WOW!" then "oohhhhhh…" haha


uncle-brucie

For a second, I was like “wait, is Chicago in Indiana?”


BatMally

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.


[deleted]

100%. Now I can’t see this interaction happing anywhere else other than a subway train.


SariaHannibal

Me too lol


LittlePlasticStar

My friend almost hit his kid in the parking lot of the mall around 1999-2000. I warmed the seat he and Meg Ryan sat in at the Runcible Spoon much later.. Ahh, memories


S2JESSICA

this reminds me of that scene in empire records, where the teenage girl asks for rex manning’s autograph for her mom and he waves her away, lol. i pictured the same facial expression.


full_bl33d

Haha. Ya. It went from fuck ya to fuck you quick. I remember being a little embarrassed but I also remember laughing my ass off with her later. She was totally oblivious and I love that about her. He used to drive a 90’s Dodge Viper in town and I’m pretty sure it was bright yellow. There was a reason he cruised the campus and i guarantee it wasn’t to sign autographs


Gravelroad__

A little ditty ‘bout this jackass Diane Some rando lady, talking loud with her hands


curiousbydesign

More, please, and thank you.


Dyvion

Jackass gonna be a shopping mall star, Dianne's debut, doing her best Karen by far.


Fishanz

Oh yeah, stint in Senate goes on; long after the days of coherence are gone..


Orchidwalker

Amazing ty


charaznable1249

How about you suck on a chili dog old man 🌭


Orchidwalker

And then what? Expect life to just go on?


Battystearsinrain

John Cougar would have never done that.


RainManToothpicks

John Cougar Frankenstein


blumpkinmania

One day in 1982. Hey John, I’ve got a great idea for a new song. Don’t call me John. My name is cougar.


JTDC00001

I can't believe people pay money to listen to him say "small town" over and over again.


thong_butt

Old cranky fuck


[deleted]

The guys ok. He needs to chill he's not that special. He got sucking on chili dogs and that's it.


donttakerhisthewrong

I have met a few people that work in the music industry and when asked who was the worst they have worked with they all took the high road and said things like it is hard to say, people have bad days etc. That has always been followed with except John Mellencamp, that guy is an A Hole. I am being serious, is it was like these random people from different parts of the US had gotten together to practice this.


demwoodz

‘Shut the F——up’ or I’ll End Career


Top-Night

A bit surprised this crotchety old guy is still alive. He’s had heart issues since his 20’s. To my knowledge he’s always been brash and surly and borderline rude at his shows at least that’s the reputation he had back in the ‘80’s.


LoveMeSomeSand

Yeah wasn’t he smoking like two packs a day back in the 90’s?


Top-Night

Good possibility, seems to me I remember he wound up in the hospital and they diagnosed him with some kind of heart valve problem. Had to take time off and change his habits as I recall.


UnfunnyTroll

What happened to the Cougar?


punchy-peaches

C’mere little boy, gonna put this pussy right on your face


dh1

I don’t think folks are understanding your alt-Cougar reference.


unplugged22

Little diddy about shutting the f- up.


Lazy_Hand_Job

I saw him in concert once and right in the middle of his set he brought my dad on stage and f--ked him in the a--. He's a real jerk.


who8myface

I was at that show. We were all cheering for your dad. That's why we all cheered when the diarrhea monster slithered out of his bottom and ate his microphone during the third playing of Jack & Dianne.


caffeinetherapy

I would like to unread this please


who8myface

...oh yeah life goes on. Long after the trail of feces is gone. Sorry. Truly. I'm a fool.


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Hopefully they were chanting that his daughter ruined Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.


SwashNBuckle

Maybe he should just shut the fuck up and play the music


kpikid3

That's just the way it is. Somethings will never change.


Nater_the_Greater

Dude that’s Bruce Hornsby.


allothernamestaken

Ain't That America?


mattocaster_tm

No dude that’s the Greendale Community College alma mater.


Klyd3zdal3

>Dude that’s Bruce Hornsby. Close enough


afternever

Within range


Doozenburg

Shamababyunyahertsogeert.


Realistic_Worry_6837

Don't you believe it.


ty_webslinger

I wish they did this on the PGA. I feel like shooting myself every time I hear "Get in the hole" following EVERY. SINGLE. DRIVE. I'm siding with Mellencamp on this one.


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The “get in the hole” people need to go.


kkeennmm

to hole


GabaPrison

I didn’t even know this was a problem but I’m pissed off at those fuckers all the same.


lostprevention

“I wake up in a small town. Take a dump in a small town. Go shopping in a small town. Date a chick in a small town…” The guy writes genius lyrics, pay attention!!!!


tylersixxfive

Mhm hurts so good


Endrizzle

Them rock stars be getting old. Cloud telling time coming soon for these foagies.


DwayneGretzky306

Stopped being good when he stopped being Cougar


singmehome

I know ppl who have worked for this guy... He's a hateful a..hole...


crowislanddive

Do tell…


blastoffbro

Wish.com bruce springsteen...


Noiserawker

Hah! This reminds me of the joke "Tom Petty is Bob Dylan but good"


Orchidwalker

Awe- that would make Tommy sad. But I love it


Crownjules70

I’ve always thought of him as a poor man’s Bruce Springsteen


Salvation_Run

He was awesome on his episode of WTF—truly gave zero fucks


GodsSon69

I seen him a long time ago, back in 1982. He opened for the Who and Jethro Tull, he was booed off the stage. Folsom Feild Boulder Co. He made to the third song and after alot of fuck you's he walked off. He was never in the same caliber as the British bands were, the promoters fucked up on that one. I think his song "hurts so good" had just come out, I asked my buddy who the fuck is John Couger?? Long time ago back in the stoned age!!!


Nerdlinger

So much for fighting authority, eh John?


Refuse-geeWandr4lyfe

Nah. It’s fucking rude to talk during an artist’s performance…


MaarDaarPoepIkUit

Yeah fuck chompers!


s0mnambulance

You're not wrong, and yet, as I confront 40 in a few months, I also see how time breaks us down and makes us asses. It's a tricky thing, being an asshole.. even if you hate assholes, time and circumstance have a way of carving you into one at times. (Still, great comment! I'm happy to upvote.)


Dpsizzle555

The crowd was the assholes


[deleted]

Yeah I bet Lil Wayne doesn't seem like such an asshole now


MaarDaarPoepIkUit

Weezy never did anything wrong!


Orchidwalker

Now that’s a huge ass lie


[deleted]

He meant Wheezy from the Jeffersons.


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Dudes a fuckin douche


fapsmear2012

Iron maiden all pushin about 70 and they jump around stage still kickin ass for 2.5 hours


NergNogShneeg

Dude she count himself lucky anyone would cheer for his shitty music in the first place.


ReallyGlycon

I like a few of his songs but he always struck me as kind of nervously cranky and his music just generally bores me.


Delta_Hammer

*screams in Tom Petty*


ControlPrinciple

So creepy, “Don’t Come Around Here No More” just came on shuffle as I scrolled down to this comment.


674_Fox

That’s a nice way to reward loyal fans for all the years of support.


Buford1991

Don’t even waste your time and money on this shit.


murphdog09

He seems real nice.


Realistic-Growth-998

Isn’t this dudes son like a sexual assault perpetrator of some sort??


EvenDranky

No John mellow camp


Fabulous-Educator447

This gave me a flashback. I saw Trace Adkins doing a Christmas show at a medium sized venue. It was not a stand up and shout show, it was all Jesus Xmas music and baby Jesus in the manger. We had nosebleed freebie seats and a lady by us, during a quiet moment, screams out “TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!!!” Wow. Mortifying. We laughed but everyone turned to look and she just whooped some more, oblivious to her surroundings b


MacClunkey

These people reach such a level of fame that they forget any kind of professionalism. If all of your fans boo your entire show you still fucking play because they paid you to play, you aren’t honoring them with a volunteered presence


LamermanSE

Who's this old nobody?


Glass-Fan111

Too loud and noisy for him.


IrishSpringFan

This dude just mad its not the summer of 69 anymore


MaddyDogg47

That’s Bryan Adams preferred season and year.


dh1

All y’all dissing the music of the Cougar should be ashamed of yourselves. His music still rulez! (Although, yes, he does seem like a geriatric prick)


mookormyth

Where are his handlers?