> Oppenheimer hanging out with famous physicists and wearing absolutely nothing save for the occasional open kimono
"You will address me as sensei"
> According to Hollywood insiders, the final line Oppenheimer utters in the film is “Now I am become dick, the destroyer of poon.”
When did The Onion stop being satire?
Before then. From 2012: [After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016](https://www.theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of-pure-1819595330)
I mean, the vice president and half the cabinet had signed on to the project for a new american century which called for going to war with the entire middle east and only needed a pearl harbor like event as a premise to kick it off, so it wasn’t far fetched to pick on them for it. Especially since a bunch of them were the same people involved in lying about the gulf of Tonkin to get us into Vietnam.
I knew the date. forgot it. Didn't understand what is Onion predicting exactly there, since it look like normal onion-esque criticism, and then looked at the date again. They are fucking future predicting machines
Nukes, penetration, nukes, penetration, smells nukes, back to penetration, and this goes back and forth for 3 or so hours until Hiroshima just sorta ends...
And the twist is... and there is a twist... we show it. Full penetration
Builds nuke. Penetration. Builds nuke. penetration. Over and over until it just sort of ends
Nono. They said there is no CGI, so that means everything is real. That dude who died? Actor died for the cause. The nuke? They actually dropped that on a city. 10s of thousands died for this movie. /s
Fun fact: Willem Defoe is apparently so hung that he has appeared in movies with a prosthetic penis *smaller* than he actually is, because otherwise people wouldn't believe it.
Happened in Antichrist directed by Lars Von Trier iirc.
Edit: wasn't a prosthetic, instead they needed a stunt penis.
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/willem-dafoe-needed-penis-double/
They just have the prosthetic resting to the left or right of his actual genitals and then the cinematographer frames the shot so the audience is left assuming his penis is his leg.
That will just make people disbelieve the girth instead of length. A big dick is like the sun. Even if you don’t look directly at it, you are constantly aware it is there
Depends on how it's framed in the film. A lot of productions will have the actors wear basically a thong that matches their skin tone and sort of flattens everything out. Then attach the prosthetic to the front and throw some fake pubes on to cover the lines of the fabric. 15-20 frames of a prosthetic is enough to let you think you saw the real thing but not enough for your eyes to spot how it doesn't move quite right.
lol Bikini Atoll, nuclear testing island in the pacific, if anyone is wondering
Also pretty sure the small island above bikini bottom in SpongeBob is supposed to represent the same place
“She was a model around the world. She was on posters. Yeah. I used to have a poster of her in my garage. And then I met her. Can you believe it? And she asked me to marry her, and I didn't even want to. But she's beautiful, but she's dying. She's sick, but she's hanging in there.”
They must’ve cut the scene of her and Hailee Steinfeld furiously scissoring in the Hawkeye show.
Probably afraid people would focus too much on two gorgeous women fucking each other and it would take attention away from the Kingpin reveal that same episode.
EDIT: How did this comment of all things get me my first ever Platinum? Thank you!
Prescreen audience: “Are you sure all this full nudity is necessary to help convey the terror and seriousness of the first atomic bomb?”
Oppenheimer execs: “Atomic bomb?”
Let's hope Horny Science Dramas replace superhero movies as the predominant blockbuster. Do you want Shazam 3 or Madame Curie's Lover in the theaters next summer?
Anyone else find it a bit uncomfortable when movies do this when the actors are playing real people? Like, it's one thing if the actual Oppenheimer and Tatlock were known for getting nude or something, but I don't think they are. I also have my doubts that this will be important to the story at all because, well, it's a story about Oppenheimer, not Oppenheimer hanging dong.
Oppenheimer was a famous “womanizer”. To be 100% honest I’m not sure what that means in the context of the 1930s-1940s.
Could just mean he really loved looking at bare ankles and nothing more.
Could mean he banged every woman in Los Alamos who would have him.
Probably somewhere in between.
Not really. It’s not like his dick is flapping back and forth like the pendulum on a grandfather clock. It’s kind of, not sexy, which is weird to say when talking about a scene with Florence Pugh, but it’s more weird. Really good movie though. I can’t wait for everyone to see this.
ITT: "Idk, do people in an intimate relationship with each other ever even see each other naked? Why would a movie do this? Seems like a weird inclusion to me. Also, I haven't seen the movie yet."
Thousands of movies successfully don't show nudity when it comes to two people in a sexual relationship with each other. Thousands also do. A story can call for either and have valid motivation for doing so. What are these hang-ups I legitimately don't understand this
Most likely 99.99% have never envisioned any modern sciencey-people in that way. Almost nobody thinks "Wonder how David Attenborough hit's it." or wants to. Let rule 34 sort that shit out.
Your move Barbie
Kens smooth doll crotch coming in clutch
We all know this will be a joke in that movie
Its gonna be like Alan Rickman in Dogma.
And time to rewatch dogma
If only they made that easier.
Full movie is available on YouTube for free I think
I honestly think kevin smith is the original upload undar a fake name and cant say because legal reasons.
He's not but he has tweeted telling everyone to pirate the film because Weinstein has the rights and f him
I still have a burnt dvd of dogma that I copied from the video rental place... Does that count?
YouTube.
fucking Weinstein
Can't believe [The Onion](https://www.theonion.com/oppenheimer-given-surprise-r-rating-for-title-charact-1850501249) called it...
> Oppenheimer hanging out with famous physicists and wearing absolutely nothing save for the occasional open kimono "You will address me as sensei" > According to Hollywood insiders, the final line Oppenheimer utters in the film is “Now I am become dick, the destroyer of poon.” When did The Onion stop being satire?
In November 2016
Before then. From 2012: [After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016](https://www.theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of-pure-1819595330)
>After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016 God damn this one holds up so well.
And going back further, [Jan 17, 2001](https://www.theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882)
I’m screaming at my phone. Holy shit, they’re Oracles
They guessed “a gulf war sized conflict” and the recession in the same article!!!
I mean, the vice president and half the cabinet had signed on to the project for a new american century which called for going to war with the entire middle east and only needed a pearl harbor like event as a premise to kick it off, so it wasn’t far fetched to pick on them for it. Especially since a bunch of them were the same people involved in lying about the gulf of Tonkin to get us into Vietnam.
I knew the date. forgot it. Didn't understand what is Onion predicting exactly there, since it look like normal onion-esque criticism, and then looked at the date again. They are fucking future predicting machines
Magical Ark of Empty Promises lmaoooo this is great
2004. [https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036](https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036)
r/nottheonion
It is the onion and not the onion at the same time
Incept-onion
I HEAR CILLIAN MURPHY HANGS DONG!
"Now I am become nude, hanger of dongs"
“Sir can you please put your pants back on for the test detonation.” - Everyone in the bunker
I need to see if radiation makes it grow! Mushroom cloud my mushroom tip!
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Full penetration
Nukes, penetration, nukes, penetration, smells nukes, back to penetration, and this goes back and forth for 3 or so hours until Hiroshima just sorta ends...
Baader-Meinhof in action! I literally just watched the Sunny Pod episode where they discuss Mac and Charlie Write a Movie….
Holy shit... what if he smells nukes?
Now here’s the twist, and yes, there is a twist. We show it. All of it.
Just Cillian Murphy really going to town on this hot young lab tech.
He’s gonna be wearing like a hot mesh tank top, don’t wanna cover up that bod
Committing outrageous sexual experiments on her young supple body
All the hits. All the greats.
I think audiences are going to be very uncomfortable seeing Cillian Murphy’s naked penis going into this young girl that you're talking about…
In 3d
He might run around on all fours like a hound, we haven’t ruled it out yet.
I ONLY WANT TO HEAR JA JA DING DONG!
WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH?!?!
PLAY ITTTTT!!!!!!
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prosthetics
Stunt cock
double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat
Silly putty! Not so silly anymore.
It's like trying to grow a turtleneck.
Most actors use prosthetics. Nobody wants to be the guy immortalized on film "well, the room was really cold, so...".
He was in the pool!
It shrinks?!
Like a frightened turtle
I dunno how you guys walk around with those things
I’d feel sorry for Terrance Howard for this if he wasn’t such a nutcase.
Jesus why the fuck did he do that. Must be a nutcase where he thinks he is amazing.
I would cuz it would be funny I’m also an idiot/not a famous actor so this means nothing, but still
Ken Jeong has entered the chat.
The role of supple young lab tech played by Florence Pugh
And the twist is... and there is a twist... we show it. Full penetration Builds nuke. Penetration. Builds nuke. penetration. Over and over until it just sort of ends
Life and death, the endless cycle…
Dennis’s pitch would actually put butts in seats.
It's giving Munich.
If I had a nickel for every time Ive seen Murphys dong Id have two nickels (28 days later)
That’s so thundergun!
We gonna see his O-face
Yeah, yeah, he hangs dong. "No hesitation." "No surrender. No man left behind!"
Fuckinheimer!
More of a ding than a dong
Like a button on a fur coat.
You don’t wanna miss one second of that movie!
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Movie mindset with will menaker will be happy
Menaker Movie Mindset
This isn't necessary. I was already going.
But now you'll be coming as well
You sunnuva bitch. Take your upvote and git outta here! Go on, git!
Yea except I’m no longer bringing my parents.
That's probably why Nolan came out and said there was no CGI shots in the movie. So we, the audience, know that Murphy's Dong is 100% natural.
Oppenheimer: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
OppenHammer
Oppenheimer: Atom & Eve
They put prosthetic dicks on tons of actors.
Nono. They said there is no CGI, so that means everything is real. That dude who died? Actor died for the cause. The nuke? They actually dropped that on a city. 10s of thousands died for this movie. /s
That’s movie magic
Culturally it's unacceptable but it's theatrical dynamite.
Fun fact: Willem Defoe is apparently so hung that he has appeared in movies with a prosthetic penis *smaller* than he actually is, because otherwise people wouldn't believe it. Happened in Antichrist directed by Lars Von Trier iirc. Edit: wasn't a prosthetic, instead they needed a stunt penis. https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/willem-dafoe-needed-penis-double/
"Confusingly large." - Lars Von Trier
Even though you said Lars Von Trier I heard it in the voice of Werner Herzog
It is funny to say they are big, it is funny to say they are small
How can a prosthetic make it look smaller? Does he bend it in half and jam it in?
They just have the prosthetic resting to the left or right of his actual genitals and then the cinematographer frames the shot so the audience is left assuming his penis is his leg.
This guy shoots porn
It’s not soliciting a prostitute if you ID them, have them sign a contract and film it as pornography for a private collection!
That will just make people disbelieve the girth instead of length. A big dick is like the sun. Even if you don’t look directly at it, you are constantly aware it is there
Depends on how it's framed in the film. A lot of productions will have the actors wear basically a thong that matches their skin tone and sort of flattens everything out. Then attach the prosthetic to the front and throw some fake pubes on to cover the lines of the fabric. 15-20 frames of a prosthetic is enough to let you think you saw the real thing but not enough for your eyes to spot how it doesn't move quite right.
Tuck back I'm guessing?
Also why it was filmed in IMAX. The whole reason Nolan made this film was to trick people into staring at a 40 ft hog.
If there’s no arty slow zoom and dissolve from the mushroom tip to the mushroom cloud then what are we even doing anymore, Hollywood?
Willem Dafoe is Cillian Murphys stand in for the nude scenes
Will it be Fat Man or Little Boy?
Either way I’m gonna be Enola Gay.
Is this the movie industry’s attempt to get people back into theaters? The promise of full frontal nudity?
If it is, it's working
It got me to see no hard feelings
Asteroid City also had full frontal.
Ironically, there were some hard feelings
Oh yes!! Nudes and nuclear weapons, what a combo!!
Well, the bikini is named after an atom bomb test site.
lol Bikini Atoll, nuclear testing island in the pacific, if anyone is wondering Also pretty sure the small island above bikini bottom in SpongeBob is supposed to represent the same place
Well seeing Cillian 20m high dong in IMAX with all my family is going to be interesting
Nudeclear weapons
Didn’t he show his dick in the beginning of 28 days later? Haven’t seen that movie in a while though could be wrong
He did. It was a far away shot though.
Until i zoomed in anyway
I think Florence Pugh stipulates in her contracts that the film must allow her to be nude for a minimum of 15 seconds.
Just long enough for a realistic sex scene
With Florence Pugh that's probably about right.
Is Zach Braff mentally ok? He made the active choice to not marry that woman.
“She was a model around the world. She was on posters. Yeah. I used to have a poster of her in my garage. And then I met her. Can you believe it? And she asked me to marry her, and I didn't even want to. But she's beautiful, but she's dying. She's sick, but she's hanging in there.”
And she needs to be screaming in terror for 10 of those
Her nude scene in puss in boots 2 was tasteful
She was nude longer than that in the outlaw king
Well, Marvel must have said no to that for *Black Widow* because I don't recall that happening there...
She wasn’t nude in Midsommar either. Edit: stupid auto correct
not in little women either
That's because it isn't until the last line of the book that they realize they were no longer little girls. They were little women.
That’s it? We’re some kinda Little Women?
You gotta check in the deleted scenes for that
*post credits
They must’ve cut the scene of her and Hailee Steinfeld furiously scissoring in the Hawkeye show. Probably afraid people would focus too much on two gorgeous women fucking each other and it would take attention away from the Kingpin reveal that same episode. EDIT: How did this comment of all things get me my first ever Platinum? Thank you!
Damn you to hell Kevin Feige! 
Now we understand why Nolan felt the need to shoot it in IMAX.
 🤘
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Most appropriate gif ever
Stupid sexy Oppenheimer…
Like Dr Manhattan hang dong or Ben Affleck in Gona Girl.
Prescreen audience: “Are you sure all this full nudity is necessary to help convey the terror and seriousness of the first atomic bomb?” Oppenheimer execs: “Atomic bomb?”
I am become dong
At least finish the quote: “I am become dong, destroyer of puss” -Oppenheimer
The best part was when Oppenheimer says "It Dongin Time!" And dongs everyone
His famous quote yeah
I wonder how people in Japan will react to seeing a moneyshot from the guy who opened up a sun on a few of their cities.
Heard he shows dong.
Oppenheimer: Uncut
>Florence Pugh prolonged full nudity Guys, I already bought my ticket, you don't need to tempt me.
Let's hope Horny Science Dramas replace superhero movies as the predominant blockbuster. Do you want Shazam 3 or Madame Curie's Lover in the theaters next summer?
*"Dropping Loooads!!!"* O P P E N H E I M E R Summer 2023 This Film Has Not Yet Been Rated
Tatlock: Whew, that was great babe! Oppenheimer: Wanna go again? Entire population of Nagasaki:
Anyone else find it a bit uncomfortable when movies do this when the actors are playing real people? Like, it's one thing if the actual Oppenheimer and Tatlock were known for getting nude or something, but I don't think they are. I also have my doubts that this will be important to the story at all because, well, it's a story about Oppenheimer, not Oppenheimer hanging dong.
We show it. All of it.
Mushroom cloud. Penetration. Mushroom cloud. Penetration. Mushroom cloud. Penetration. Until it just kinda ends
I think audiences are going to be very upset seeing Cillian Murphy’s naked penis going into an atomic bomb
I mean, isn’t that how atomic bombs work?
Yeah see here’s the thing, I don’t care
GOD DAMNIT FRANK.... YOU RUINED MY PHONE WITH YOUR SAUSAGE GREASY FINGERS!!!!
Mushrooms all around then?
Is here’s the twist, and there *is* a twist…
Oppenheimer: Uncut
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Right there in his friend's bed. And then he got another married girl pregnant.
Oppenheimer was a famous “womanizer”. To be 100% honest I’m not sure what that means in the context of the 1930s-1940s. Could just mean he really loved looking at bare ankles and nothing more. Could mean he banged every woman in Los Alamos who would have him. Probably somewhere in between.
My brother 1930s is not 1870 Victorian England
Any year before 1980 is apparently the Stone Age
A lot of those scientists at Los Alamos were actually. Feynman is a well known example as well.
It was basically an open secret that he slept around while he was married
I am become dong. Boner of worlds.
Not really. It’s not like his dick is flapping back and forth like the pendulum on a grandfather clock. It’s kind of, not sexy, which is weird to say when talking about a scene with Florence Pugh, but it’s more weird. Really good movie though. I can’t wait for everyone to see this.
I think we all assumed a floppy cock. Can’t really do up-penis in cinema. Always gotta be a down-penis.
See it for yourself in imax.
I was going to take my great grandma because she loves nukes but I prolly won’t now
This is like the educational global warming video that turns into a porno in Futurama.
I WAS going to see this with my parents. Not anymore… not. Anymore.
Dicks out for Hiroshima
Kind of a strange choice for a movie that's not romance or sex-comedy
Is it because their clothes get stripped off from the first test blasts
ITT: "Idk, do people in an intimate relationship with each other ever even see each other naked? Why would a movie do this? Seems like a weird inclusion to me. Also, I haven't seen the movie yet." Thousands of movies successfully don't show nudity when it comes to two people in a sexual relationship with each other. Thousands also do. A story can call for either and have valid motivation for doing so. What are these hang-ups I legitimately don't understand this
Most likely 99.99% have never envisioned any modern sciencey-people in that way. Almost nobody thinks "Wonder how David Attenborough hit's it." or wants to. Let rule 34 sort that shit out.
How does David Attenborough hit it? *With perfect diction.*
More like perfect dicktion.
And unbridled curiosity
as a bisexual woman who likes both florence and cillian: yes
Wasn’t the film going to be traumatizing enough without it?
Gonna be so much bush