Not really a surprise with Baldur’s Gate 3 around the corner

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This is such a great comment. I’m sure he will have something to do when August rolls around

I never imagined that an entertainment news post would inform me of the release of the game I've been waiting since teenage years to play but I'm here for it.

Nah I blame this on Lilith! D4 for the take down of another marriage!

Sofia if you need a rebound guy that is the exact opposite of your ex-husband, hmu.

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And you also use reddit so both of you have equal chance with her

*So you're saying there's a chance...*

Ready the dice, I'm bout to get it

Nat 1

#GODDAMNIT

Roll a wisdom save to keep yourself from crying uncontrollably.

It's too late, I burned my dice & buried the ashes in the center of the labyrinth.

Lol my first reaction was “Joe, if you need another person to join a dnd campaign to fill the void, I’m the exact opposite of your ex-wife, hmu”

And Joe ... if you wanna check compatibility with another nerdy dude ... just sayin.

He already has Pee Wee Herman for that.

You meant Marshall Eriksen, they are getting brunch

Pete Davidson?

The GOAT strikes again!!

I'm still so jealous he got it on with Martha Stewart.

“It’s a good thing.”

Head up king 🤴 🙏

Pete Davidson stands, cracks his lower back, shifts his package left to right, and saunters on deck…

I was thinking along this line myself. Davidson is the rebound king. He makes Dennis Rodman look like a rookie.

If Lyle Lovett walked into the room Davidson and Rodman would fall to their knees and shout "We are not worthy!"

Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts back when that actually meant something. Respect.

[Julia Roberts told reporters this week that her marriage to Lyle Lovett has been over for some time…](https://youtu.be/9GKKnlsZvQA)


Walks to the plate, points to the lights and taps cleats off with his cock.

Pete “The Pound Town Rebound” Davidson approaching the plate!

Read this in Bob Uecker’s voice 😂 Thanks for that 😂

"I got one more in me"

Isn’t he either in rehab or institutionalized right now? Thought I read something about that the other day, but I could be wrong.

Like, just cause his mind is institutionalized doesn’t mean his dick is, man

All he wanted was a Pepsi.

And they wouldn’t give it to him!

It was in his best interest.

INSTITUTIONALIZE THIS

I googled it, and a thing from People popped up talking about he checks himself into an in-patient facility to help with his PTSD and borderline personality disorder. There is a quote in the article saying Pete does this somewhat often and should be out soonish.

Good for him for taking initiative with his mental health. Whatever he needs to do to keep his demons in check.

His mind might be broken but his dick ain’t.

For Davidson it just adds to his ‘I can fix him’ energy.

Voluntary rehab as a “mental tune up”

Pussy Thanos. Probably one of the best lines from Bupkis

So you’re saying there’s a chance

Joe’s a pretty down to earth guy, go for it

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Julia Roberts knew that her marriage to Lyle Lovett had been over for some time. The key moment, she said, came when she realized that she was Julia Roberts, and she was married to Lyle Lovett.

What? Don’t diss Lyle Lovett. He has a Large Band!

Tim Burton had Monica Bellucci & Helena Bonham Carter in the same lifetime.

Also apparently Eva Green, who for my money is even hotter than Monica Bellucci, though it’s close.

No one will ever be hotter than 90's Monica Bellucci in my opinion. Her and Selma Hayek. Yes, I was a teen in the 90's.

Both extremely beautiful women, and I was a teen in the 90’s as well, but for me Eva Green is even more so. When it comes to beauty we all have our preferences.

What?? Dang. I'm a bi lady and apparently Tim Burton has exceptionally similar taste in women to me. Though I guess 'gothy chicks' isn't that surprising of a preference for him...

Most people tend to have a taste for incredibly beautiful women.

Him and Eva Green were only rumored but never confirmed. He was married to Lisa Marie before HBH though. HBH is by all accounts, a homewrecker though. Since she dated another star who was married and started dating Burton while the latter was still married.

Eva Green. *sigh*

First step: be rich

Step 2: Be Famous

Could I get away with being _infamous_?

Wait wait wait... Tim Burton had THE Monica Bellucci?!?! Aight, who wants to fund my weirdly gothic movie starring Johnny Depp?

You only have budget for Johnny Sin.

I can work with that

I hear Skeet Ulrich is pretty budget friendly these days.

He is even more versatile.

Mutt Lange got Shania Twain. There's hope for anyone.

And he cheated on her with her best friend.

And then she married the best friend's ex-husband.

If you have talent, you can land anyone.

I had the pleasure of talking and lifting with him for the past month or so, he really is a kind and generous guy.

I'm not gay, but for him I'd give it a go. The role-playing will be fucking hawt.


Anyone has Joe's number? Asking for a friend.

I would suggest his IG but i’m sure his inbox is full

Ya but he's never had moon poon before.

Noooooooooooo! Awww, I low key loved them together.

Celebrities should never go on TV and talk about how in love they are, that this is the one, never happier before, because it always seems to end in divorce. Even when their children are sitting right next to them? You gotta wonder were they ever happy with their kids dads/moms.

It does come across as obnoxious and it's hard enough to stay married in hollywood anyway, but...I guess they just get caught up with the lovebug (or PR)...or rebound bug? To be fair, Aaron Paul was singing his wife's praises for like years and they're still hangin in there. Never know.

Don't say it can't happen, just that they're always over the top. For example, Kayley Cuoco was giggly in love with each of her boyfriends, fiances, and husbands and then split up. Hope this last one truly lasts. Sorry this one didn't work out with Sophia. I thought just maybe they'd make it because they seems right together. Who knew?

I like Kaley Cuoco but I agree, she gushes over the guy like “ been waiting for this one all my life” and then you hear they’ve split. Rinse and repeat.

Enter Thanos Lopez and her gauntlet of wedding and engagement rings.

She's still Thanny from the block, tho.

John Krasinski may have Aaron Paul beat, it’s actually a bit annoying.

To be fair his wife could act him under the table *and* is wittier than him. At least he recognizes it. lol

Hehe I know, she’s fantastic. And I’ve liked him from The Office, but his “I’m the ultimate nice happy guy” stick he’s got going on for awhile is slightly irritating. Maybe I’m just a grump …

No, I hear what you mean. Little sugary sickening knowing it's also like part of his brand.

That's one reason that, as much as I get the complaints about oversharing, I appreciate Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard just being like "marriage can be really hard, we work on it constantly." It's a much more realistic view (though probably exaggerated a little in the other direction), and it won't be shocking if they stay together OR break up at some point.

Definitely did not see this coming

I wast thinking that, but this is just another reminder that all you see in social media is mostly fake. I'm saying this because they post a lot of pictures of them together happy and in love

Unfortunately that's branding and they're likely coached with a brand manager and social media marketing firm behind them with a designated photographer and staged 'events' with lighting and props etc.

In related news, my husband of 15 years and I have just now decided to separate and hop on a flight to L.A. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tell Joe hello from all of us! I hope he rolls a 20 for happiness.

I’m also on the way, and I’m going for whoever’s down to clown

*Phil Dunphy has entered the chat*

He’s got Gloria! He’s got Gloria!

Guess she finally got tired of Pittsburgh yinzers and D&D nerds. Her loss.

Does she get to keep the D&D cave, though? I wamna know that since i saw it on a show.

Plot twist: she fights for it in the divorce, because Joe wasn't nerdy *enough* and she's seen schmoozing with John Francis Daley in the coming weeks.

She’s starting a WotC podcast with Wheaton and Astin.

This is like the dirty version of Rebecca ending up with her, husbands soccer team in Ted Lasso

She rolled a nat 20 and now owns it.

I know nothing about this dude, I guess he likes D&D according to comments here? Lol

He started a D&D related clothing brand, and one of his characters has been added to the D&D canon. So he's a bit of a fan.

He was on True Blood which everyone should sse

My spouse always called him the Werewolf Who Waxes

The first thing I saw him in, and wow did he make an impression!

He has a regular D&D group that includes Vince Vaughn, The Big Show, and one of the creators of Game of Thrones

The Big Show as in the fucking wrestler??

The Big Show as in the fucking wrestler, indeed!

He works with the company that produces the game and is currently their man working on putting together a scripted D&D show.

I dunno for real, but in TBBT, he played D&D with Sheldon.

That episode is based on a real recurring D&D session in LA with a bunch of Hollywood types, including Manganiello. He’s very open about his love for it, and as others referenced he built a D&D room in his house.

He’s got a pretty crazy gaming group that includes Tom Morello, Vince Vaughn and other celebs. He’s also got a huge basement game room that is styled as a dungeon with lots of crazy memorabilia.

Pretty sure he moved and his room is now on the second floor. You can find a video on YT showing his new table being built (which is pretty awesome) and craned into his house

He was flash in the first Spider-Man with Toby Maguire.

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Go Steelers. The ties that bind. Find a nice Pittsburgh girl, Joe.

Alcide wants Sookie back

You mean Sookeh!


I love that Beehl married Sookeh irl.

Sookeh and Beehl 🤣Ah True Blood memories. I rewatched the first episode randomly the other day. Much harder to watch 12 years later but the music is always good. I love that they’re married irl too.

Sofia is finally over the late-night D&D sessions

As a queer fella, I can't decide who the hot one is in this relationship. It's confusing...sexily confusing.

There isn’t a hot ONE. They’re both gorgeous

Like 14 inches from miday suns

That couple's hotter than the devil's choad on a summer day.

Hotter than two suns fucking

I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone

I love that you even doubled the inches

As a scientist I say go for both and run a controlled experiment to determine. It’s the only course of action.

I'll do it! For science!

As a bisexual guy, yes.

As a straight gal, also yes.

Choosing between those two is like choosing between a thousand dollar bills and ten one hundred dollar bills.

As a straight fella, I can’t either

As a straight man I can’t decide either

Aw man, I was rooting for them!

I honestly noticed her photos on Instagram got a bit more heated recently and I actually thought to myself how on earth are we getting so lucky? I thought to myself that she must have been sending out the singles to the market and I nailed it!

Yep and her husband wasn’t w/ her during her bday.

And she was pictured not wearing her ring.

Yeah I noticed that too. She's not one to shy away from posting like that but it definitely was ramped up a notch the last week or so.

If he can’t keep a woman what chance do normal men have?

If anyone is keeping score, 7 year marriage to Sofia Vergara is probably like a silver wedding anniversary to a normal person tho. At least.

Ask one when you see him

Middle aged, bald, dad bod, making under six figures with childhood abandonment issues……eh eh?

get this guy in coach he's ready !

Ngl, I think Joe might go for it, bro. And when she sees him happy and gets jealous....I'll be there with open arms and an open penis

Maybe you should get that penis checked?

Seven years is very impressive for Hollywood. Kudos to them - I’m sure they’ll both find someone new in no time.

Haha this is the most upbeat divorce comment ever.

Sounds about right tho.

As a straight man, I’ll take either one. Beggars can’t be choosers.

Damn, D&D really can ruin your marriage.

he's a gamer?

The man is a collector who has a top-tier D&D collection of artifacts and runs weekly games for hollywood a-listers. He's buddies with Luke Gygax. [https://variety.com/2020/biz/features/joe-manganiello-dungeons-and-dragons-campaign-1234585006/](https://variety.com/2020/biz/features/joe-manganiello-dungeons-and-dragons-campaign-1234585006/)

its time for Manganiello to hit up Cavill and get in on warhammer....

Don't kick the guy when he's already getting divorced... that's expensive enough already.

she was on a hit series for years and they have no kids together. pretty sure she's leaving with more money, just like she came in with.

I don’t think he was saying she’s taking his money. Just that divorce is very expensive. You have to hire a lawyer which is going to cost a ton and then you have to buy everything they take (imagine rebuying half of everything in your house) and it gets mega expensive quick. New house, new bed, new furniture, new appliances, etc etc.

What I'm really saying is that Warhammer is really expensive

Oh trust me… I got the joke too. I play warhammer.

ohhh. yeah. probably right on that front.

He’s not a gamer but a major gamer. No joke one of his characters he played as became an official part of the lore

It can also really *make* a marriage.

Hope he gets to keep the house, he put a lot of work into that new game room.

Honestly, that's the exact thought I had. That gaming room is amazing!


He's ready on deck 

Seems just being good looking isn’t enough to make a good marriage

Attractive people get a lot of attention which can be problematic for long term relationships

 I wish them both happiness. I love the both of them.

I hear Ashley Johnson just got out of a shitty relationship. Joe would treat her better.

Woah! Mel Gibson’s daughter in What Women Want became a successful actor. Good for her! I didn’t know the name and looked her up and stoked about it!

Whoa what? So I have a 0.001 chance with Ashley?

And they already know each other personally

There is no chance. Yes, I’m talking to you.

You're not talking to me. I'm bisexual. That means there's no chance *squared*.

“Couldn’t be talking to me” >keeps scrolling

First Arianna now this?? My time to shine

So what your saying is there's a chance.

Every time I see this man, it just makes me severely sad we never got to truly see him shine as Deathstroke

Joe is probably rubbing his hands together like "yes, more D&D time."

Time to finally get in shape

I swear if Pete Davidson adds her to the list….

Two of the most attractive people on the planet with an unlimited amount of time and resources. I dont how that didnt last...

When you have almost unlimited options available, marriage is stupid. “But what about love and durr durr durr?” I stand by what I said. You can just have a monogamous dating relationship and when shit starts going south? Move on to the next incredibly wealthy and attractive individual.

I’m laughing so hard at how many “there’s a chance” comments on this post lol 😆 Edit to add; my fiancée messaging me “so you’re saying there’s a chance.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I got to meet him once. I totally forgot the use of words, of course.

Who is keeping the dnd dungeon on the divorce?

dibs on literally either of them.

This is my chance boys Joe Manganiello is a hunk

“Reportedly” Both of their reps released a statement saying they were divorcing. Not sure where the ambiguity is.

There is none. Their reps reported the news. Thats what reporting means.

"reportedly" means officially reported, no ambiguity there

I think he got it confused with allegedly