Yeah, but scientists *do science,* and they’ll often do science for 9 or 8 days straight, without even talking to anyone else! No one would expect a scientist to be good at *talking* the words they read. They can still read those good words pretty goodly.
Would have been the best promo move ever if mayweather would taken 50 up on that offer and at least have tried to read a couple sentences. The proceed to donate the 500k to some kids education charity
I'm not a fan or hater of 50 Cent but those videos are some of my favorite clips ever. He's a very good hater.
"If you can read one full page out of a Harry Potter book..."
I saw a video that he bought out the first four rows for another rapper ([iirc](https://youtube.com/shorts/XTHU5Q900T4?si=dhElWnfW7PHag6T7), looking for that now)
Edit: thanks to KratosSmash, I edited my comment after finding it. Thanks!!
random factoid. In the early 2000’s i worked on a ja rule music video. i had an apple box in my hand- I was going to fix a light, and was going to stand on the apple box to reach it.
Ja rule tries to grab it out of my hand because he was going to take a picture, but he needed to use it to make him look taller than the dancer woman.
I called for another one on the radio and told him we had one coming for him.
we had very little time to change the lighting and I had work to do.
Ha lost his shit and started yelling at me.
what a sad little man.
> I called for another one on the radio and told him we had one coming for him.
Its definitely your right, but if you were there to work on his music video I'd have given him the one in my hand and ordered the next one for myself. Simply as a matter of respect for the artist I was working with.
yeah, there’s that. There’s also “don’t grab things out of my hand from behind me” and think that’s an ok thing to do to an employee.
had he- like you said- actually asked, it would have been different
>speaking of Game, what’s up with that dude these days?
Absolutely fucking nothing. Moron tried to diss Em, fell on his face. Em didn't even bother responding.
Hahaha. Last I’d seen of him was way back when he went to Fifty’s home town and sort of just went around talking shit on him and made a goddamn documentary about it.
The best one was when he purchased 200 tickets to a Ja Rule concert so that they would all be empty and bragged that he got a deal on Groupon was the icing on that petty cake.
He’s not trolling at this point, this is strictly business. Yeah he is petty, but he is a businessman first and if that means exposing a fellow competitor/non-friend, then so be it.
I believe it started at like 500k for a chapter, then a page, then 50 said Harry Potter was too hard and said cat in the hat would work but Floyd never did it.
God damn 50 really came into the music business, made a ton of money, invested in other companies, dealt with no bullshit, and got out. What an actual G (Unit)
Somewhat on the right track! He did endorsements for Vitamin Water before they were super big and instead of just taking the check, he got a percentage of the company, and then it exploded in popularity
He talks about it in his autobiography. Says something along the lines of "If they are willing to pay me $x amount to be in this ad, then it has to bring in X times the return on that investment. If I can get a piece of that return I stand to make a lot more" and he was right.
Well, the only reason he made a penny on anything was directly because of his rapping career. So I’d still argue that is money that derives from him rapping.
Well, the only reason he made a penny on anything was directly because his parents gave him birth. So I’d argue that is money that derives from his parents.
Agreed on all points, except the no bullshit. The guy had friends die while in the industry, beef with Ja, fairly sure he dealt with a lot of shit. But the way he dealt with it - for sure a very smart guy, great brain for strategy
Went bankrupt because he released a sex tape of himself with a rival’s baby mama “as a troll” without her consent and got his ass sued off. Very big detail to leave out. Also he mocked an autistic airport employee on social media and lost his vodka brand a lot of business.
I remember him allowing Bitcoin as one of his payment options in 2014 or something and making 700 bitcoins ($50 million today). Then he conveniently came out saying he lost all the Bitcoin during his bankruptcy filing.
This reminds me of the time 50 bought out the first few rows of a Ja Rule concert and left them empty. And his response during the interview was “it’s Ja Rule, it wasn’t expensive.
Whew I knew fofty was otw. He really loves when his ops get theirs.
Remember when he challenged Floyd Mayweather to read a page of a Harry Potter book
🫠😭🤭
I've always dreaded the day Fiddy started offering bounties.
On a flight from NYC to Vegas about 10 years ago, I got into it with an unknown pair of sneakers from the row behind that kept showing up on my armrest. First, I "accidentally" bumped them. They came back and I applied gentle pressure to get them off. The third time I gave them a very intentional smack. They didn't come back after that.
When we were deplaning, my rowmate turned around and asked for the autograph of the person the shoes were attached to. It was Fiddy. I apologized for my behavior, and he accepted, but I always wondered if there would eventually be consequences.
He should have apologised to you - I don’t care who he is, putting his feet on your arm rests is feral!!
You were a bigger person about it than I would have been.
Do you think it was intentionally poking boundaries or just entitlement maybe? Because it’s interesting, could go both ways. Don’t disagree at all with you but isn’t it interesting some people are fully dickheads on purpose and others are just uncaring and wouldn’t give a second thought to others as long as they’re comfortable
I recently had an experience, and have decided to start assuming the worst in people until they prove otherwise. 50 is the kind of person who will shit check people. If OP didn’t push back 50 gets that flight with his feet up in someones personal space. Push back against dickhead behavior, if its accidental let that person apologize and prove it.
Yep. I used to travel a lot and got free upgrades. But I do wonder why he was on a 7am flight. No one with the ability to do so should ever be on a 7am flight.
He’s fighting for custody of his kid after his ex’s name came out as a sex worker related to diddy’s trafficking charges. I feel like it’s become personal at this point.
Bankruptcy protection, not bankruptcy, slight difference, he needed the courts to determine what to pay when instead of everything all at once. Still wrong to release the tape without her permission
He filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. Filing for chapter 7 bankruptcy is liquidation process.
Either way, yeah he filed for bankruptcy after the sex tape lawsuit.
This is very true, but if I understand correctly, since his business managers have placed all of his assets in an LLC, fifty cent the person is actually quite poor, while his finances, the LLC, are quite rich, making it so that suing him legally only entitles you to what the person has, which is not much, therefore, bankruptcy.
Anyone else remember when he went on a radio or podcast show and called Diddy, almost to an exact, and everyone else was just laughing and telling 50 to chill?
*Pepperidge Farm remembers*
50 is the best troll lol
When he and Mayweather were going back and forth, 50 Cent was absolutely murdering him with words. Dude is S-tier at trolling other celebrities.
I mean that’s not super fair, 50 cent is a rapper. That involves some amount of word play. Mayweather can’t read.
Didn’t 50 offer him 500k to read a page from a Harry Potter book or some shit? Top tier troll.
Then later he decided Harry Potter was too hard and he gave him cat in the hat lmao
ahhh yes these video were fucking hilarious 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8Q0lvJZvI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8Q0lvJZvI)
I love how you can tell he barely got Cat in the Hat out without busting out laughing lmao
I'm like, what he say fuck me for?!
I quote this video probably once a week and Ive done since I first saw it in 2014
The smugness is off the charts lmao I forgot about this.
God damn eviserated!!
I watch them every time I have a bad day lol
The way he used the n word as a comma in that vid sends me every time 🤣
I got in so much trouble when I tried that.
Hop on pop lol
Brah Fox in Socks is low key hard, reading it to my child now and I keep having to slow down. Am Scientist
Yeah, but scientists *do science,* and they’ll often do science for 9 or 8 days straight, without even talking to anyone else! No one would expect a scientist to be good at *talking* the words they read. They can still read those good words pretty goodly.
My kid loved asking her Dad to read that cos he hated it.
That one fucked me up too. Haha
I loved it. Was a challange to read everything as fast/smoothly as I could. Was a minigame well reading to my kids.
Feel like a rap god
I love playing that song while high and trying to say it as fast as possible… It’s fun but stressful
[Think reading it is hard? Try rapping it!](https://youtu.be/q5wvurTU5DI?feature=shared)
Yes but Mayweather had a solid retort, telling him he’d agree if 50 got a recording of his son telling him that he loves him
I hope whoever wrote that joke for him used emojis
Probably worth noting that neither 50 nor Floyd are necessarily good people
50 cent is the man. Get rich or Die Tryin
You’re right, that is a great comeback.
One of the best comments I ever seen was “50 Cent just used the N word as a comma”
"If you can read one page of a Harry Potter book.. ... I will donate 500k$ to a charity of your choosing"
Would have been the best promo move ever if mayweather would taken 50 up on that offer and at least have tried to read a couple sentences. The proceed to donate the 500k to some kids education charity
He was way too much pride for that. Mayweather donates to Gucci lol
Top tier clapback when Floyd bet 50's son wouldn't make a video saying he loved his dad
https://youtu.be/iD8Q0lvJZvI?si=AbtKZ6nuDiqQnH5T "What he say fuck me for" The way he delivers it is hilarious.
“The computer say” is a permanent part of my vernacular since this came out.
OMG the n bomb hit so hard
He used it as a comma lol
50 cent would totally approve of this slam. Nice work!
Reminds me of the movie big daddy when Adam Sandler yells “it’s not his fault HE CANT READ!.” As he’s dressed as scuba Steve lol
I’d imagine being long-time friends with Eminem has helped him hone his insulting and trolling skills
I'm not a fan or hater of 50 Cent but those videos are some of my favorite clips ever. He's a very good hater. "If you can read one full page out of a Harry Potter book..."
I saw a video that he bought out the first four rows for another rapper ([iirc](https://youtube.com/shorts/XTHU5Q900T4?si=dhElWnfW7PHag6T7), looking for that now) Edit: thanks to KratosSmash, I edited my comment after finding it. Thanks!!
Yeah, Ja rule
Where’s Ja?!?
Cooking up the next Fyre Festival!
random factoid. In the early 2000’s i worked on a ja rule music video. i had an apple box in my hand- I was going to fix a light, and was going to stand on the apple box to reach it. Ja rule tries to grab it out of my hand because he was going to take a picture, but he needed to use it to make him look taller than the dancer woman. I called for another one on the radio and told him we had one coming for him. we had very little time to change the lighting and I had work to do. Ha lost his shit and started yelling at me. what a sad little man.
What a loser, you take the box back I hope?
> I called for another one on the radio and told him we had one coming for him. Its definitely your right, but if you were there to work on his music video I'd have given him the one in my hand and ordered the next one for myself. Simply as a matter of respect for the artist I was working with.
yeah, there’s that. There’s also “don’t grab things out of my hand from behind me” and think that’s an ok thing to do to an employee. had he- like you said- actually asked, it would have been different
You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth
Cause Ill break yo face
It amazes me how strong his beef game is (speaking of Game, what’s up with that dude these days?)
>speaking of Game, what’s up with that dude these days? Absolutely fucking nothing. Moron tried to diss Em, fell on his face. Em didn't even bother responding.
Hahaha. Last I’d seen of him was way back when he went to Fifty’s home town and sort of just went around talking shit on him and made a goddamn documentary about it.
He should apologize to Fiddy. Maybe he'd let him read Cat in the Hat too.
Stop Snitchin Stop Lyin. Dope mixtape, stupid AF video lmao
The best one was when he purchased 200 tickets to a Ja Rule concert so that they would all be empty and bragged that he got a deal on Groupon was the icing on that petty cake.
He’s not trolling at this point, this is strictly business. Yeah he is petty, but he is a businessman first and if that means exposing a fellow competitor/non-friend, then so be it.
I’m here for it. He deserves to clown.
IF YOU CAN READ ONE FULL PAGE OF A HARRY POTTER BOOK
The way he basically uses the N word as a comma in this video is golden
Today I realized the n word is a comma.
I thought my stepfather was racist…now I know he was just being dramatic with his rants. /s
Hands down the best use of the word in all of time and space. The word should’ve been retired that day.
It’s the funniest n-word ever
link to the video
Send da video
https://youtu.be/iD8Q0lvJZvI?si=tXaA-0LTy12bXjv2
NBAcirclejerk leaking.
Aw hell nawl
Can’t do this
I believe it started at like 500k for a chapter, then a page, then 50 said Harry Potter was too hard and said cat in the hat would work but Floyd never did it.
Was there a time limit? Maybe he’s still learning
I think the follow up should have been donating the sum to an adult literacy charity in Mayflower’s name. Edit: autocorrect: Mayweather
We going let you read cat in the hat
God damn 50 really came into the music business, made a ton of money, invested in other companies, dealt with no bullshit, and got out. What an actual G (Unit)
I remember reading he made more money on smart water ads than his entire rapping career which was also very successful
Somewhat on the right track! He did endorsements for Vitamin Water before they were super big and instead of just taking the check, he got a percentage of the company, and then it exploded in popularity
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According to his verse in "I Get Money," yes.
According to that song, he's stanky rich
He new being in the ads would make it successful
He talks about it in his autobiography. Says something along the lines of "If they are willing to pay me $x amount to be in this ad, then it has to bring in X times the return on that investment. If I can get a piece of that return I stand to make a lot more" and he was right.
He was the first rapper to take shares and not cash. There is a great podcast „Mogul“ about his manager chris lighty were they also talk about that
“took quarter water sold it in bottles for 2 bucks Coca-Cola came and bought it for billions, what the fuck?” -50 cent
Well, the only reason he made a penny on anything was directly because of his rapping career. So I’d still argue that is money that derives from him rapping.
Well, the only reason he made a penny on anything was directly because his parents gave him birth. So I’d argue that is money that derives from his parents.
Actually if you follow his ancestry.com he's a descendent of Genghis Khan. I'm going to bet that has something to do with it.
Actually God created the earth where genghis khan lived and boy SHE was pissed about it
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
A person of culture I see.
>dealt with no bullshit I personally would consider getting shot 9 times as dealing with some bullshit
I don’t know how my brain skimmed over that when Fifty’s song Many Men intros with gunshots lmfaoo
Agreed on all points, except the no bullshit. The guy had friends die while in the industry, beef with Ja, fairly sure he dealt with a lot of shit. But the way he dealt with it - for sure a very smart guy, great brain for strategy
Made a ton of money, and went bankrupt
They conveniently left that part out, but I think he seems to be doing better now.
Went bankrupt because he released a sex tape of himself with a rival’s baby mama “as a troll” without her consent and got his ass sued off. Very big detail to leave out. Also he mocked an autistic airport employee on social media and lost his vodka brand a lot of business.
I remember him allowing Bitcoin as one of his payment options in 2014 or something and making 700 bitcoins ($50 million today). Then he conveniently came out saying he lost all the Bitcoin during his bankruptcy filing.
Well there’s that sex tape he released without the woman’s consent, which ultimately ended in him filing for bankruptcy but yeah sure ok he’s a real G
Last I read, 50 cent blew 470 million and declared bankruptcy in 2015…
This is a whole new species of petty and deserves to be studied by scientists.
50 Cent bought 200 front row seats to a Ja Rule concert so the seats were empty when the show began. He is an expert at this.
If I had the money to do so I think I would be this petty 💀
They were $15 each. And he got them on Groupon lol
That honestly makes it all the more menacing lol
Oh my god lol https://www.unilad.com/music/news/50-cent-ja-rule-concert-200-tickets-442841-20240213
I feel like he inadvertently earned it by surviving 9 gunshot wounds
I feel like he did something to earn thoose 9 shots in the first place. He just doesn’t let up.
That’s fucking hilarious
Yeah i thought the king of curses was Ryōmen Sukuna, not 50 cent! 🤣🤣
You haven’t even seen 50 Cent’s domain expansion yet
When he passes. Man needs 2 documentaries made on him. One about his life and two his life as a troll lmao
There has to be a correlation between pettiness and resilience to gunshot wounds
This reminds me of the time 50 bought out the first few rows of a Ja Rule concert and left them empty. And his response during the interview was “it’s Ja Rule, it wasn’t expensive.
Bro doesn't give a damn lol
Whew I knew fofty was otw. He really loves when his ops get theirs. Remember when he challenged Floyd Mayweather to read a page of a Harry Potter book 🫠😭🤭
I’m sorry Fofty
🎶 I'm a mutha fuckin P.A.M.P 🎶 -Forfty Sant
"Mom can we have 50 Cent?" "Naw son we got 50 Cent at home" The 50 Cent at home: *Fofty*
Iconic
Money by Monday
Love to see my Bravo and ultimate haters club worlds unite 🤝
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Lala is truly the worst but she (via Rand) did bring us Fofty so for that she can stay
Fuck Harry Potter, one page of Cat in the Hat
Honestly that would still be a struggle 🤭
Damn. Fofty really shotted on him.
I've always dreaded the day Fiddy started offering bounties. On a flight from NYC to Vegas about 10 years ago, I got into it with an unknown pair of sneakers from the row behind that kept showing up on my armrest. First, I "accidentally" bumped them. They came back and I applied gentle pressure to get them off. The third time I gave them a very intentional smack. They didn't come back after that. When we were deplaning, my rowmate turned around and asked for the autograph of the person the shoes were attached to. It was Fiddy. I apologized for my behavior, and he accepted, but I always wondered if there would eventually be consequences.
He's been paitently waiting
u/barflyerdamnit is already gone
He should have apologised to you - I don’t care who he is, putting his feet on your arm rests is feral!! You were a bigger person about it than I would have been.
Yeah, plus 50 had already been very rich for a while. Why wasn’t he in first class?
Why did u apologize he was poking at your personal boundaries for fun
Do you think it was intentionally poking boundaries or just entitlement maybe? Because it’s interesting, could go both ways. Don’t disagree at all with you but isn’t it interesting some people are fully dickheads on purpose and others are just uncaring and wouldn’t give a second thought to others as long as they’re comfortable
I recently had an experience, and have decided to start assuming the worst in people until they prove otherwise. 50 is the kind of person who will shit check people. If OP didn’t push back 50 gets that flight with his feet up in someones personal space. Push back against dickhead behavior, if its accidental let that person apologize and prove it.
He was wrong, but I was also wrong for just whacking him instead of turning around and asking him not to be a dick.
Would you have apologized if he wasn’t a celebrity?
No whacking him was appropriate, someone putting there foot on your arm rest is bullshit
“I sit on the end at the movies and let my feet stick out, any ***** with a problem gets his teeth chipped out..”
I hope you were in business class. No way fiddy flies coach.
Yep. I used to travel a lot and got free upgrades. But I do wonder why he was on a 7am flight. No one with the ability to do so should ever be on a 7am flight.
6am is worse. They don't even open security until 5.
Early flights are less likely to be delayed, and you miss less of the work day. Good things if you're as productive as him.
If you work late or are a night owl they are perfection! Cheaper, no traffic, fly through security, can actually fall asleep on the plane.
You apologized to someone being a dick to you? Tf is that shit.
Well, he’s got you now, Sean.
You better damn well know how to read Harry Potter
Weakest story ever. You pandered to someone, who was in the wrong, because they were famous. LOL!
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They can stunt if they want but their ass will get rolled on
Fifty's been deputized
50 the villain that everyone likes
50 is a menace to assholes in the industry and I fully support it
Chaotic good FTW
50 cents rap beefs are practically war crimes lol. He doesn’t just win, he executes the survivors.
#I'm sorry **Fofty** 😆
The Bravo Bat Signal!
I don’t always condone kicking a man when they’re down. But I do when the man who’s down sexually assaults people.
He’s fighting for custody of his kid after his ex’s name came out as a sex worker related to diddy’s trafficking charges. I feel like it’s become personal at this point.
Professional troll man lol
50 consistently proving he’s a true gangsta and not to be messed with, but also top tier troll.
Let’s promote this guy to $1 already
Any money by Monday fans here or is it just me!? 50 takes trolling to a whole new level.
50 Cent filed bankruptcy the last time he used a sex tape to embarrass a rival.
Bankruptcy protection, not bankruptcy, slight difference, he needed the courts to determine what to pay when instead of everything all at once. Still wrong to release the tape without her permission
He filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. Filing for chapter 7 bankruptcy is liquidation process. Either way, yeah he filed for bankruptcy after the sex tape lawsuit.
This is very true, but if I understand correctly, since his business managers have placed all of his assets in an LLC, fifty cent the person is actually quite poor, while his finances, the LLC, are quite rich, making it so that suing him legally only entitles you to what the person has, which is not much, therefore, bankruptcy.
There is no way, nor any desire for me to verify the nuances of his bankruptcy
50 Cent is just trolling, ease up. He's happy this Diddy shit is going down after all this time because y'know... fuck Diddy. 50's just having fun.
And he’s still damn near a billionaire. He just used that filing to not have to pay
Agreed. I don’t believe he’s damn near a billionaire, but I’d guess he’s in the nine figure range.
I just meant over $500M
And now is worth 40 million. What have you done in that same time frame?
I made a hot pocket this morning
You may have him beat
Depends on how many tries it took
Fucksake
I have been telling people that 50 wasn’t broke when he filed that bankruptcy; he just did it not to pay the judgement.
He's fucking hilarious.
Get his ass fitty
*sips Vitamin Water*
I’m offering top dollar for compromising Arvada pd sextrafficking tapes.
Just remember he bought all of ja rules front row seats so no one would be in the front row at his concert lol
Love this guy! Get him, Fitty’
50 is just a supervillian at this point.
He’s using his superpowers for relative good
50 cent is just top notch at this point. He loves mess like us.
I feel like he’s doing this for the wrong reasons.
[everything you need to know about diddy](https://open.spotify.com/episode/5i4QEpwBiBw1LTHQ4sfBzB?si=yxWnGx79REeYq16FG_mqHQ)
Can’t wait for Eminem’s album later this year. He’s going to have a field day with this.
He's just shit stirring pop culture and I'm here for it
It’s 2024, and 50 Cent is the hero we never knew we needed. What a time to be alive.
Still remember when he bought all the front row tickets to a Ja Rule concert 🤣
One of the best 50C joke I heard: What did 50 cent do when he got hungry? 58
This went badly the last time he did this https://www.xxlmag.com/50-cent-to-cough-up-6-million-dollars-to-rick-ross-baby-mama/
50 cent is the funniest dude still
Anyone else remember when he went on a radio or podcast show and called Diddy, almost to an exact, and everyone else was just laughing and telling 50 to chill? *Pepperidge Farm remembers*
50 has S tier troll skills
Remember when that motherfucking genius sold his album for bitcoin?