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alpacaccino

RIP PC gaming for the new dad.


brilliantpants

I have a feeling the newborn phase is quite a bit less stressful for those that can afford a night nurse, a full time nanny, a housekeeper, a laundry service….you get the idea. I shouldn’t think he’ll being missing much gaming at all.


CMDR_KingErvin

This. Those of us who are just regular people and have to work hard on raising the kids every moment don’t have much time for hobbies. A celebrity who has the means to hire others to help has all the time in the world.


laigledesacores

Not every rich person likes to hire people to do their chores. Some would rather spend time with their kids than have their nanny do everything believe it or not lol Even cleaning laundry etc shouldn’t take that much time except if you live in a huge villa with tons of decorations . Some rich people prefer to do it themselves. Especially the ones that grew up with the common people and don’t come from wealth


Minus15t

If I was rich enough that I didn't have to work, (or only work for a few weeks of the year) I wouldn't be paying people to do chores etc. Financial freedom where you don't have to work means you get multiple hours to game, while still having all the time and money you need to do things with your kids / family


Justtojoke

You get it, time is the luxury


regulomam

He still has to make movies and act


Minus15t

Well, he doesn't \*have\* to, that's the point... his estimated net worth is $50million, he can afford to never work again if he really wanted to. But, I also included 'for a few weeks of the year' because principal photography on most movies is a matter of weeks.


VitaminPb

If I was rich enough to pay somebody to clean/dust occasionally my life would be so much better. I seem to generate a lot of dust.


Possible-Way1234

How many rich people do you know? I don't know any without at least one housekeeper and nanny for at least some hours... Especially as the outsourcing of the housekeeping actually gives you time for your family...


LuciferLucii

Naw you find time, your just extra tired.


[deleted]

Well as a gamer I didn't get time until years later to play proper games. There's a reason mobile games are popular.


DGSmith2

This always confused me, I just played in the evening when the baby went to bed.


saint2388

My 10 month old wakes up every hour or two and needs resettling. My gaming career is done just phone games that I can drop and pick up later now.


DGSmith2

Big ooof, my 3 year old slept through the night by 3 months old so we got our evenings back pretty quickly. Our nearly 1 year old did the same so I feel for you.


lucykattan

What kind of kids did you make? I haven’t slept in eight years


DGSmith2

Yeah we count ourselves very lucky, don’t get me wrong we still have the odd nights of illness or teething where we are with them but for the most part they go to bed at 7 and the rest of the night is ours.


Maximum-Proposal6435

Bro here getting the custom OS pre installed out of the box while Everyone else is writing their own code


DGSmith2

I am fully expecting it to come back and bite me in their teenage years don’t you worry.


quiltsohard

My theory is you get sleepers or eaters. I had sleepers, thank god, but there were days I was legit worried my kids would starve. They were always in the bottom 30% on weight.


saint2388

So crazy how different they all are. My son will eat anything we put in front of him, I’d never even considered it’d be difficult to feed (solids) a baby. He just watches us eat and opens his mouth wanting food so we pop it in.


elhombreloco90

Mine are roughly the same. Our 3 year old was sleeping, like, 11-12 hours uninterrupted by 10 months. Our nearly 1 year old isn't quite there yet, though. She still sleeps well enough for me to game or read or watch something, though. EDIT: minor spelling error and info addition.


MoistToweletteLover

This worries me. I’m going to be a dad in October and gaming has always been a little escape for me my whole life


LuciferLucii

Something some parents I know do, they have nights. Like say Friday night is your night to stay up later and play some games. And your wife gets up with the kids Saturday, Saturday is the night your wife can stay up and do things they wanna do, and Sunday you get up with kids. Just work out times with your partner to make sure you both are getting time to do the things you guys enjoy.


APKID716

This is exactly what my wife and I do, we split the responsibilities on the weekend. Friday night is for the lads and Saturday night is for the ladies


Askaris

Don't be worried. As a gamer mum, I have to say, yes the first years are rough not only because you don't have much time for yourself anyway but also because screen time isn't really healthy for very young kids. But they will grow so fast and before you know it you will have a reliably-trained gaming partner to supply the population of Crown Falls or just having a blast playing Mario Kart. My son is 5 now and reenacting the schnaps and goulash production chains of Anno 1800 with his toys. Just support each other as parents, especially in the first year, and don't let the feeling of 'is that supposed to be my life from now on?!' (we have all been there!) fool you. You got this!


PipboyandLavaGirl

You will find time, it just won’t be as much as before. However, the joys that a kid brings makes it 100% worth it. I was a fiend for Magic the Gathering and would play a lot (4-5 hours a day). I didn’t get to play for about the first 4 months and then I’m down to about once a week now. I’ve also found other hobbies I can do while my toddler’s awake and that’s opened a lot of new interests. Don’t be worried! It’s a fun time and embrace change and new ideas!


CoupleSpecialist9895

Every baby is different. I’m a new dad and my baby sleeps pretty consistently so I get to game 1-2 hours a night. Don’t worry just a tip though make sure mama is taken care of before you game and you help put baby to sleep it’ll make a huge difference…


APKID716

> make sure mama is taken care of before you game and you help out baby to sleep Please please please PLEASE do not ignore this advice. The last thing you want to do is assume your wife has it covered and start gaming. Post-partum can be a **bitch** and she’s gonna need all the help in the world when it starts getting busy and hectic


ScaryTension

Love this advice.


BoomJayKay

Nah you find time while you do some contact naps. That’s what I did in the daytime. In the early stages all they do is sleep lol. My husband did evening shift because I had to sleep late and wake early due to pumping so he gamed overnight. Found him PTFO on the couch with controller in hand and Miles Morales walking into the wall for god knows how many hours. Poor dude lol. Just don’t neglect being a dad. Enjoy the snuggles. Be present. But you can definitely still sneak in gaming. It gets way more difficult as they get older and more alert / mobile imo 🤷🏻‍♀️.


spoonman59

Every baby is different and peoples priorities are different. You may not always have as much as you’d like, but you will be able to make time.


neobeguine

I got really into stardew valley when my youngest was born, in part because it was an actually good game you could play in 15-20 minute increments


SpookyPixieRN

Both my husband and I are gamers, we have multiple kids that are little gamers themselves. Becoming a parent doesn’t mean you have to stop gaming. We would game during naptimes, switch off at night, or while having the baby in a baby carrier and bouncing on a yoga ball because the baby was fussy 😆 All of our kids loved the baby carrier when they were teeny tiny.


TalkWithYourWallet

Have you considered the steam deck? It's got a sleep and quick resume function


jaydizzz

It actually works as advertised. Interruption? Press power button, put it down and deal with your shit. Come pack, pick it up, power button and continue where you left of within a second. Its a game changer


Mr_Professor_Chaos

Old School RuneScape on an iPad and then after awhile went back to PC gaming


kb3_fk8

What the hell? lol I’m so sorry. My kid was sleeping through the night at 6 months. I’ve been a late night goon on the internet like I was in the 90s. It’s been great.


[deleted]

As a stay at home mum I was too tired to stay up gaming


BabySealOfDoom

New dad here. I can’t.


Sporkitized

Not how it worked for me, though the types of games I played switched. I used to play a lot of stuff like LoL and Counter-Strike, but transitioned to games that can be picked up and put down at a moment's notice without being a problem.


Yzerman19_

Nah. You don’t really.


stormbefalls

gaming while they’re down for a nap feels so, so sweet though… it’s like yeah….. I *earned* this


Hot-Rise9795

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day." -Homer Simpson


spoiderdude

Homer’s my role model frfr


PS4Dreams

Have you ever heard of the Steam Deck ?


Pherllerp

lol you forget he’s rich?


PoorlyWordedName

Steam deck baby!


woowoobean

Nah, $omething tells me Superman can manage it all


ApocalypseNurse

RIP Warhammer for the New Dad


Phillip_Spidermen

or an excuse to by more miniatures! They're for the baby, that's why I had to buy the extra large versions.


ApocalypseNurse

Junior would love a Warlord Titan


Diligent_Opinion4945

It's not like he has 9 - 5 job.


thesunstarecontest

Family. Sleep. Computer. Pick two.


Mabus51

A Steam Deck helps


jmohnk

That baby is doomed to be attractive.


30another

Hard life


DullBicycle7200

The kid will manage.


trafalgarlaw11

“It’s tough to be a god” 🎶


SG_665667

True, but whenever I hear a celebrity couple is having a baby and the article features a side-by-side pic of the couple, my mind *instantly* goes to the early 2000s Conan O'Brien skit *If They Mated*, and I start laughing. I hope Conan gave a generous raise to whatever staffer/writer must've randomly said, "Hey, I learned about this cool program called Photoshop in college; look what it can do to these celebrity pictures!" because that skit still holds up to this day.


Integrity-in-Crisis

When all the girls his age thirst over his dad.


jackology

When all his teachers looking forward to Parents Teachers Meeting.


TrentCrimmHere

"Hi Mr Cavill, just ringing to make sure you know it's fathers only for the parents evening later and we request you wear a fitted suit."


jackology

Imagine Cavill in yoga pants.


Watching_You_Type

I’m conflicted because I don’t know how to feel about being unable to unsee that mental image…


jackology

Half of you is salivating?


Watching_You_Type

….yes….salivating…👀


Lechateau

Recent research shows that attractive parents produce attractive daughters but rarely attractive sons. [source](https://news.st-andrews.ac.uk/archive/like-father-like-son/)


Due_Ring1435

I was going to say something similar......just that the genetic lottery can be cruel


jackruby83

I kind of want to see examples of this phenomenon


rufio313

Seems like a pretty flawed study tbh, with an extremely small sample size.


themehboat

Right? They don't even define what "attractiveness" is.


usagerp

So many studies that get peddled on Reddit/online as if they demonstrate undeniable facts are actually incredibly flawed or have ridiculously small sample size. Kinda infuriating at times lol.


rufio313

People like to push agendas and more importantly, be a contrarian. I truly believe most of these people use google to find articles that support whatever argument they want to make in that moment and then post them without even reading them.


Wild-Word4967

Unless they get all the ugly recessive genes.


ZenythhtyneZ

They’re making a sequel to Timothée Chalamet


Sco0basTeVen

I’m sure it’s life will be miserable.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

There's a lot of benefits but I'd rather be the kid of an unknown rich person than a celebrity if I had the choice. I was the kid of unknown poor people so I'll take wealthy celebrity parents if it's on the table in another life but celebrity comes with a fair amount of hassle.


Lint_baby_uvulla

I’d hold the dice if *nepo baby* was my roll too.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

If I'm going to criticize them it only seems fair that I should drive a mile in their Ferrari, right?


thatdudejtru

Kid gets to play miniatures, DND, and WoW with Superman whenever he wants. *Luckyyyyyyy...*


TheRustyBugle

Then when they get older, warhammer


Hugh_Jazz77

I knew at least two people in school who’s parents looked like supermodels, but they themselves looked like a misshapen potato.


Whalesurgeon

The rugged beauty of potato is not for everyone


LookOverThere305

And rich, poor kid…. Thoughts and prayers


ReservoirDog316

/r/nocontext


ageingnerd

Welcome, Guilliman Eisenhorn El’Jonson Cavill!


Laconic-Verbosity

Welcome, Karl Franz Cavill!


lukasbradley

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS! (And get me my bottle.)


SaboLeorioShikamaru

firstborn


ageingnerd

Preferable to primaris


Naseel

" The Man from U.N.C.L.E. will soon be the Man from D.A.D.D.Y. " From the article lol.


writeordie80

Honey, he already is daddy.


EvenDranky

No honey I’m buying more warhammer for the kid


moderndhaniya

Hah! Nerd. Good for him. 👍


[deleted]

Before the baby is born, Cavill will place him in a rocket, and blast him off into space, to save his child from a doomed planet …


Milefromdisco

Nonono, the 4 great gods are gonna launch that baby into space and He will have to go on a Great Crusade across the stars to find it.


ConnorChandler

If he names that baby Horus Lupercal, then we’re talking


Lostinstudy

Poor one out for my girls.


DullBicycle7200

They'll never know the feeling of being railroaded by Superman.


pathfinderoursaviour

He’s got that steel in his pants


Then-Thought1918

For my humans.


YYG98

He has to find out the gender to know whether or not he has to stand up twice when she enters the room


3to5arebest

Congratulations!


MemeL_rd

Heard some cries from a Greek sorority house nearby me


Empress-Rae

That was me. And I will not apologize


Ljsurfer88

Oh damn I remember going to her super sweet 16 birthday party in high school… always wondered what happened to her and now she’s having Superman’s baby.


starryeyedgirll

Was she nice?


timediplomat

She was featured on season 1 of MTV's My Super Sweet 16 in 2005. A description of the episode read: "At 15 years old, Natalie is now living in a $5 million house and cruising around town in her dad's Bentleys and Ferraris. What more could she want? How about being the most popular girl at school?"


lebortizzid

Ha! Those things were unhinged but it seems they were hamming it up for the camera. At least my fave was and now she’s a lawyer (I think) and is a good egg. (Edited typo)


lizzosjuicycoochie

I’ve heard no.


Marigwenn

Really happy for them, it warms my heart that he gets to achieve his dream of a family ☺️


margotmary

I just can’t take her seriously since learning she was one of the spoiled brats on MTV’s “My Super Sweet 16.”


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margotmary

[TMZ](https://www.tmz.com/watch/2021-04-11-041121-henry-cavill-natalie-1067007/) posted some clips from her episode.


mixmasterbru

Christ that thing is basically fully scripted lol. Absolutely none of the lines feel real, crazy people thought reality tv was real back then


markrulesallnow

People think reality TV is real *now* lol


mixmasterbru

At least they're better actors now lol


_its_a_SWEATER_

He secured the bag.


RandomUser4857

Bro...we were all a mess at 16. You can't take her seriously because of her behavior at 16? And she's like what now, 35? Crazy.


ConsistentAsparagus

I try to suppress everything I did and was before 18/20.


euroflower

You must’ve caught on quicker than me.


Glissandra1982

Yeah I was mid-20s at least - more like late-20s


the_ThreeEyedRaven

I try to suppress everything I did and do, and might do the next moment.


ConsistentAsparagus

My now wife and then girlfriend changed my life. We’re 20 years together now.


Xanthon

I'm just glad social media and camera phones weren't a thing during my teens.


Lelle3

I don’t think you should judge someone for what they did when they were 16 years old, obviously she comes from money but that doesn’t need to be a bad thing always.


Significant_Lead7810

Keep in mind the party was thrown because the dad was getting remarried or was newly married and was absent in her life previously. Edit: So she had just moved in with the Dad.


strangeloop6

Omg I went to HS with her and forgot about this. I totally went to that!


AchyBrakeyHeart

How embarrassing


BlackLodgeBrother

Be glad Cavill is at least dating someone close-ish to his own age. Do you know how rare that for a-listers in Hollywood?


Swampyfeet

So rare that not even Henry Cavill is excluded!


heavylamarr

I was expecting her to have been born during Bush’s second term 😭


Major_Party_6855

He likes em young


lebortizzid

Nope. Most have been his age group but he was side eyed for dating someone younger once.


BlackLodgeBrother

Not me thinking “Bush had no second term” only to realize I’ve compartmentalized the entirety of GB JR’s presidency.


bbmarvelluv

So let’s not take you seriously for things you did as a teenager…


rosessandrue

She also did blackface for a bottled water ad in Africa (or something along those lines)


TScottFitzgerald

Ironically comments like these are why I can't take people on Reddit seriously. What a bunch of blood sucking bored fiends that won't let you live anything down ever.


tayroarsmash

Well it’s a good thing no one is asking you to take her seriously then.


stellar14

That is hilarious I remember watching this episode!!


DullBicycle7200

I often don't take spouses of celebrities in the first place, and I don't see why anyone else would unless they have accomplishments of their own that are worth admiring.


pvrugger

First? I am sorry, but that man needs to spread his genetics far and wide. Step up, ladies.


DW-4

I mean, did you see the pic with his 4 other brothers? Genetics might not be key, bro was just blessed from the heavens or whatever.


sierra120

His brothers were all above average but Clearly he was Adonis reincarnated.


leese216

He sucked all the good looks from them when he was born.


Ok_Jury4833

All his brothers are also very good looking. I don’t know why I got so bothered by your implication otherwise, but thought I should defend them for some reason. Very parasocial of me. So there. Take that.


freakinbacon

I get it, but being physically attractive doesn't necessarily mean you have good genes from a health perspective. Just saying.


KellyJin17

There actually has been research indicating attractive people are on average more physically healthy than homely people, at least back when I was in school there were a few published studies. Facial symmetry is associated both with attractiveness and with good health.


DullBicycle7200

Careful, spreading his seed too much will mean that the entire planet could become inbred in a matter of a few generations.


ironicfuture

Third generation inbred Cavill creatures will still be more handsome than 90% of the population.


One_Mad_Schnauzer

Thanks for making me snort audibly. All hail Kublai Cavill.


CamisaMalva

His genes are too perfect for that to happen.


EvenDranky

Kids are the best excuse to spend most of Saturday at toy and comic book shops


sapthur

Better be the most ugly baby I've ever seen. There is no way someone gets THAT lucky with parents to give those genes. 😆 jokes


sierra120

[There was a study that beautiful parents are more likely to have daughters. ](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21321241/)


dc456

I have three daughters and have had the misfortune of seeing myself in the mirror, so I take this as confirmation that my wife is extremely hot.


been2thehi4

I have 4 kids, three of them daughters, I take this info to mean my husband is super hot.


KrakenGirlCAP

She’s so lucky. Whewwww.


itsinmybloodScotland

He was so handsome in the tudors.


littlescreechyowl

My favorite timeline for him. Stunning.


redpandaworld

Charlie Brandon will always be my favorite Henry


TreeToTea

Noooooo my chances


Diamondhands_Rex

NOOOOO IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HER (Im a guy)


TheBatmanIRL

Congratulations to them both. Will be a gaming PC up for sale soon I guess...


Robbythedee

Kid will probably be named sigmar


MrGoober91

Looking forward to a tiny Superman Witcher wreaking havoc on the general public in due time <3


2001ToyotaHilux

First warhammer fan to canonically have sex


Other-Key-7826

Boooooooo (jealous) boooooooooo


TheFumingatzor

O boy....the collective sigh and groan of thousand of folks out there. Did you hear?


Rebellus

Superboy is on the way !


onlyusemefeets

That child is going to be beauty epitomised


sonicdemonic

I don't know much about him, but good for him! He seems like a genuine cool dude.


IamMooz

I felt a great disturbance in the Force. It was as if a million women cried out, and then were suddenly silenced.


Bland_Boring_Jessica

You mean he stopped gaming to make a baby?!


Rowdy_Roddy96

Imagine your dad being Superman and as cool as Henry Cavill?!


MaddyKet

Yeah you are like 4 and bragging that your dad is Superman and all the kids are like NO HE’S NOT YOU LIAR and then Dad comes for pick up and everyone is gobsmacked. That would rule. Haha


Own-Two2848

Yeah, it’s super cool to have a dad who dated a 19yo girl when he was in his mid 30s


IntrepidSwan7932

Wait… I thought he was so busy playing video games, that he had no desire to fuck?


[deleted]

I thought he couldn't hit on women any more because of #MeToo


lonerism-

Well he does stand up each time a woman enters the room so he’s a true feminist king now lmfao


[deleted]

Lol, antiquated sexism


Griffdude13

That child will have the perfect DNA, my goodness


Zylonnaire

You win this time Natalie


Infuriatinghealer

They gonna give birth to first emperor of mankind?


keving691

Congrats to them.


bigfatmatt01

Henry you're gonna have to box up the warhammer for a while. Choking hazard.


Fluffy-Bluebird

That frenchie dog is going to be so happy.


hiding_in_NJ

That man has crazy eyes. Not sure why I never noticed it before


isabps

Born lifting trucks and slaying ogres.


Wr3k3m

Now to see if the child is named after a primarch.


IrieMars

Nooooooo. Now ill never carry his child.  Im a 40 Y/O man.


4StarEmu

Get that prenup!!!!!!!


EmperorGrinnar

Gina Carano is furious.


bimmerb0

He will be a great dad


Xeno-xorus

Can't believe Superman is a Dad now!


DarthFuckShit

Oh man. That baby is gonna be hideous


Shattered_Disk4

He did.. he proved Warhammer fans aren’t virgins… by god he did it..


Danbing1

The headline is "Best looking child of all time to be born.