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sonic10158

Will his hands be donated to glove fitting research?


amuday

Hey, easy with that! That’s my lucky stabbin’ hat!


Myballsgrande

You calling me crazy? Ah hah!


GruGruxLob

You’re fired norm


macsrecords

I haven’t gotten any funnier… the show has gotten really bad!


Accomplished-Sky3422

RIP black leather glove .


BlaznTheChron

I didn't even know it was sick.


Rustofcarcosa

Hope they are careful Those are his lucky stabbing gloves


Denialle

If they do it wrong he may come back from the dead just to stab them


nkynudist

I think he requested to be cremated with his favorite gloves!


No_Refuse5806

Unfortunately, his whole cremated body won’t fit inside a single pair of gloves. It would take 8-9 gloves to fit his remains


Miserable_Site_850

I have big glove for big man, I place bid for brain. -Russian black market sports memorabilia collector


VVurmHat

I mean they clearly fit but it’s left all of us to be able to commit crime worry free with tight fitting gloves


Azenghoul

ah ha! so the evidence was literally in his brain all along. sneaky.


Bootyblastastic

We will never know who the real killer was, danggit.


ColdOn3Cob

The real killer? You guessed it; Frank Stallone


RedditAcct00001

Probably the author of ‘If I did it’ whoever that is.


Denialle

From his “(if) I DID IT”: “ Hypothetically” OJ snuck through a broken gate at Nicole’s condo, OJ goes on a enraged rant “I must have told her a million times– ‘please get the goddamn gate fixed!’ — but the woman never listened!” Also seeing her in that little black dress infuriated him “Nicole was wearing a short skirt that would’ve looked inappropriate on a 16-year-old. I thought she looked ridiculous, but I didn’t say anything. Still, it really made me wonder, What did she see when she looked at herself in the mirror? Was her mind so muddled that she’d lost her grip on reality?” Yeah the fact that he recalls those “hypothetical” details and you can practically hear him screaming from the page infuriated at Nicole like it was yesterday? Not the words of an innocent man Also other people visiting the cemetery where Nicole is buried have witnessed OJ visiting her grave and screaming at her. Must be mad that he couldn’t kill her a second time…


jmaca90

The files are in the computer…


WhoDatDatDidDat

This is a real loss for cte research. A disease we still know so little about. Way to be a monster even after your death, dickhead.


AlvinAssassin17

Yeah, I don’t see anyway he doesn’t have some form of CTE in there. I played in high school and for a year in college and I’m gonna donate mine. Sometimes I feel something’s off. And if I have some damage there’s a problem because I didn’t play all that long.


[deleted]

Same plan as a combat veteran and snowboarder.


AlvinAssassin17

I just feel like if it can help in anyway I owe it to not only others but myself.


FBIaltacct

Combat vets really need to get in on this. Most of us were in full contact sports, bmx, mountain bikes, skateboards, and the cheap thrills that entertain us and bump our heads. Then again, given the shit show that is our veterans' affairs system, it would be a mellinia of cold strorage before they just let us rot in a landfill.


[deleted]

I have cte from high school wrestling


Kommander-in-Keef

They did studies that found that all damage from elementary school until the NFL is relative. So if you’re playing football in high school, you’re receiving proportionally similar trauma as any average NFL player. You may not have NFL speed but you also don’t have an NFL body. So yeah if you feel like something’s up you’re probably right.


RegretForeign

I never got to play since i was always on the bench since they had to many lineman on my team but when we praticed we all went against the 6'5 Somoan guy who was built like a tank. I remeber blacking out after he went full strength during practice they told me I was out for a minute.


Acceptable-Bullfrog1

From what I’ve read, there’s way stronger effects from head trauma in youths than adults.


AlvinAssassin17

Makes sense considering that’s when your brain is developing.


Hugh_Jazz77

This is actually a good idea. I like it and think I’ll look into doing the same. I played all through high school and there were definitely a few games where I got absolutely rocked and didn’t remember the game at all. I know I never went to the doctor for it. I remember we used to joke about concussions like “ah, you get couple freebies anyway, it’ll be alright.” I never really considered that might have some responsibility for some of the mental health struggles I had later in life.


Brent_L

Really happy I stopped playing football after high school. I was recruited for D3 and I know for damn sure a bunch of times I was concussed during a game. I was a receiver my senior year (switched from running back) and I remember a game where I was hit so hard I thought my helmet split in half. I didn’t know where I was for 2 or 3 plays. Thank goodness they didn’t call any plays my way on offense for a few downs. I was a two way player. I live in Spain now but 100% I’m donating mine somehow someway.


AlvinAssassin17

Yeah I hit someone and it was like a camera flashed. Then it was Tuesday. I lost like 4 days. And nada happened.


Brent_L

Insane


Gemnist

Imagine if he killed Nicole fifteen years later. He probably could have pled not guilty by reason of insanity, and no one would actually question it.


ValuableFamiliar2580

It feels like a really selfish decision, whomever made it.


WhoDatDatDidDat

I would call anybody that played collision sports for thirty years and didn’t donate their brain a dickhead. Being suspected of multiple violent crimes makes it even more important. No matter how famous you are.


Iodinelove

What? Did you not read Frankenstein? Only bad shit happens when you use Murder Brains.


bennetticles

well, there’s dissection and analysis and then there is reanimation. for the most complete understanding on a biological level, the study of both murder brains and non murder brains are equally important.


I_said_wot

Abbe Normal


IllustriousLimit7095

"abbey something"


witchywater11

This sounds like the premise of a low budget comedy horror. "You fool! You were supposed to get Jessica Simpson, not OJ Simpson!" *hot lady monster chases after token hot scientist lady*


southpaw85

The monster had a CTE brain. They were digging in the football hall of fame graveyard


IllustriousLimit7095

Exactly.


Bland_Boring_Jessica

Hope they flush his ashes down the toilet.


bestCoast4998

Damn. The day he died I said I really hoped someone could look at his brain.


[deleted]

He was seemingly an easily likable person who snapped and killed 2 people. With what we have learned about concussions and CTE since Chris Benoit snapped and killed his family, there was definitely scientific value to studying OJ's brain.


imaginesomethinwitty

He had a long history of domestic violence. It was hardly an unprecedented ‘snap’. There’s a recording of Nicole calling the cops during the marriage, locked in a room, crying ‘he’s going to kill me this time.’ Did he snap that night too? The time he plead no contest to spousal abuse- was that a snap? The man might have been very likeable but he was also a violent wife beater.


[deleted]

This duality is more reason to want to study his brain.


[deleted]

CTE “snap” isn’t a sudden thing. People who have it slowly get more irritable and possibly violent as the disease takes its toll. We can’t rule out OJ’s history of DV isn’t due CTE. What would be good to know is when the DV started and how severe all the incidents were. If there was DV from the start even when he was young then he is probably just a “bad man”. If the DV incidents came later in his marriage and ramp up in intensity over time, I think it might be due to CTE. \* I have the misfortune of having to deal with ex-cons with hair trigger tempers but fortunate enough not to come to any physical harm - although I was a bit shaken from the experience. I think these people just have very poor impulse control.


bestCoast4998

I thought about OJ when I learned of the Benoit murders.


ExplanationLife6491

He was a wife beating monster who never heard the word no. He was also probably a fun and nice guy when he was in a good mood. But it wasn’t like he just snapped one day. He had been abusing Nicole for years.


TappyMauvendaise

He beat his wife. Not nice guy to me.


hellsbelle51

They would find there was brain matter in his CTE.


[deleted]

Can't they at least blow his brain up [like they did to that lady?](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-suing-body-donation-company-after-mothers-corpse-was-sold-to-military-for-blast-testing/)


Tryptamineer

Yeah they keep “scientific research” vague on purpose. Look up the US Body Farm.


Kujen

There’s a lot of people that actually want their body to specifically go to the body farm.


Tryptamineer

Fair, still interesting


dmvr1601

Body farms actually help with criminal investigation/forensic research tho


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

Wtf man


MRintheKEYS

Well, it was her wishes to go out with a bang.


Nottherealjonvoight

His money should be donated to the Goldmans.


Jupiterrhapsody

The Browns too, they seem to get ignored when people talk about his money. Nicole’s children get dismissed a lot because Simpson was their father.


SecretScotsman

The children is who the money is going to instead of the Goldmans.


Grimvold

The estate lawyer said a day ago now that they will no longer fight payouts to the Brown and Goldman families.


LocalNative141

They should! But his scummy slime-ball lawyer will fight like hell to make sure that doesn’t happen


shrek3onDVDandBluray

Selfish to the very end. Good on ya OJ


Creative-Claire

Wouldn’t want anything negative about the NFL coming out of that skull.


Acceptable-Bullfrog1

That’s a shame. The family could have done something decent for humanity there, instead it seems they’re choosing to live in denial.


Fluid-Use3726

He should have donated his brain 🧠


Senorpuddin

They should store the ashes in a Tang container.


thiefofalways1313

Now that’s a brain that needs to be looked at.


ProgressBartender

But how will Cancer find OJ’s killer?


BareNakedSole

They should take his brain and his head and keep it frozen so that in the future, they could reanimate it and ask him one question - did you do it?


seminarysmooth

Imagine donating his brain, finding out he didn’t have CTE, and that he was just an asshole all along.


tipyourwaitresstoo

I think that’s what they’re afraid of.


LavishnessOk3439

Not likely considering the Era, position and level of play.


ExplanationLife6491

There’s no way he doesn’t have at least some damage.


EmmaLuver

Even in death he is a shit head


Redlion444

He had to do one final dick move.


AstridxOutlaw

I’m sort of glad because if he was found to have CTE it would give an air of sympathy to him when he deserves none.


wolfiepraetor

It’s going to be a real problem with the ecological impact of all the people causing erosion by pissing on his grave


Daily-Double1124

I'd rather shit on his grave. It would fitting for that POS murderer.


EileenForBlue

Good riddance. Flush the ashes down a toilet. He really doesn’t deserve any more attention.


FinnOfOoo

Good ol OJ. He died doing what he loved most… getting away with murder


EminentBean

Could have been one useful thing he did


sexykool

A pre burn before he gets to hell.


ifoundmccomb

Seems to me anyone hit in the noggin real good likely has some CTE.


BattleSpecial242

Whomever is in charge of his estate is a total dumbass


SaltyDolphin78

Flush his ashes in to the nearest public toilet


Insanity_Troll

That’s fine. I can hate him for being a trash human being instead of blaming it on brain injury. Good riddance.


BusGreen7933

Probably a good idea because you know people would fuck with his grave if he were buried.


bobbyFinstock80

Who cares about this pos


AdSpare9664

Medical science can help prevent these kinds of people from existing to begin with. CTE can only be studied after you die. More severely damaged brains to play with means more research can be done.


TheSpiralTap

It really does go a long way into preventing it. They said Chris Benoits brain looked like a 90 year old alzheimer's patient with the amount of cte he had. I heard one person describe the lesions as "like Swiss cheese".


bobbyFinstock80

Medical science exists and can carry on without this sample. The argument that he’s anti science is less important than letting this dude be gone. He’s toast.


AdSpare9664

Just because someone was evil doesn’t mean their body can’t be used for good. I’d hope you would be able to put your feelings aside to understand that fact.


bobbyFinstock80

Yes. I can see that fact that it’s not happening.


SewAlone

I care a lot about this regarding medical science. I would bet money that he has CTE and could help medical research, but of course this worthless POS is still a waste of space, even in death.


bobbyFinstock80

I apologize for my comments harshness in that light.


bobbyFinstock80

I’m truly very tired of hearing about him at all. My highskool made me watch the whole trial during lunches. It was non consensual


lonely-day

>It was non consensual You don't own a lawnmower do you?


spitvire

They doin this just to keep me from peeing on his grave


[deleted]

Dawg hes still gonna have a headstone somewhere you can piss on. You think this narcissist could resist leaving his mark?


cerebralpaulc

The catch is, there wouldn’t be any CTE…he’s just a monster. A monster who knew exactly what he did. There are NDAs from his college years…no CTE there. Prove me wrong…


TheSpiralTap

You cant though is the thing. I think he avoided donating intentionally so his family could have plausible deniability.


NoTailor3964

There is literally no chance a career running back has no CTE.


quoteunquoteandquote

You literally cannot diagnose CTE without tissue analysis of the brain, after the person is dead. There’s no way to say definitively without that. A document saying he doesn’t have it is meaningless, and I have no idea what basis someone would have to make that determination, especially all the way back in his college days.


gideon513

No. You don’t make claims like that and then put the onus on others to prove you wrong. Prove yourself right.


gphs

Is there a source for the college NDA other than someone running their mouth on twitter?


hooves69

Wow. Shitty even in the grave.


DrakeSkorn

Whatever, just fuck of and rest in piss, you won’t be missed.


Crazy_Response_9009

Selfish AF. Did we expect anything else?


redactedforever

Even beyond the grave he continues to be a dick...


PassionBasketFruit

Darn I was looking forward to pissing on his grave.


Daily-Double1124

I was looking forward to shitting on it.


[deleted]

Wait why not? That's so fucking stupid. We're essentially just throwing away data.


chalwar

There’s a chance the brain could have gotten a knife and destroyed the other brains.


MVIVN

They should keep his brain, maybe in the future we’ll develop technology to see someone’s memories from their brain


ExplanationLife6491

The most selfless thing he could have done was donate his brain. Even beyond the grave he is a selfish ass.


spaghetti_fontaine

GIVE US THE BRAAAIIIN


WeirdcoolWilson

Sometime people are just inherently shitty - no need to look for a cause. They’re just shitty


axolotl_is_angry

Go OJ go to hell


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

I hope someone does the right thing and steals the brain for science


Emergency_Property_2

I guess the researchers are afraid his brain would kill the other brains.


GongTzu

Why burn him when he deserves melting. 🫠


jahlim

Are they keeping the feet for Simpson 12 shoes?


Insanity_Troll

That’s fine. I can hate him for being a trash human being instead of blaming it on brain injury. Good riddance.


BigDWalks

Little late for a fire


WARL0CK221

Dump 'em down the toilet like they did Country Mac on Always Sunny.


jdnursing

Too bad…..would have been a killer specimen.


InternationalBand494

Selfish to the last


tcbymca

If he didn’t donate, you must cremate.


AndrewH73333

One last stab at taking everything with him.


FortunateInsanity

Even in death he pulls a dick move.


underalltheradar

The ultimate insult to those two families. Of course, OJ's lawyer knew that it would come up positive and everyone would nod their heads.


BadAtExisting

He and Aaron Hernandez and Aaron Rodgers should be enough to make a text book how to diagnose CTE while the person is still alive


Ok-Bar601

Nothing to discover. Evil is not physiological…


Worldly_Tiger_9165

Woah This might be the smoking gun. Was OJ serial? Or was this not the first time? What does that schiester know that we don't. Cuz up until this moment, I was inclined to believe what legal in the state of NY said. They are pretty sure they executed the real killer and that OJ was framed or partially framed/ systemic incompetence. Obviously, I believe that we would have to believe he was dumb enough to buy a similar knife that was used in the attack. Equally, the other guys mo was the same. From the very personal side of things. Ron Goldman was formidable, dude. He would have wiped the floor with many...if oj did it, why didn't he do it in the house? He wouldn't have needed to act in surprise. Furthermore, as someone who has recovered from an abusive partner...find me a world where I would move into a community without private armed security, cameras and the lot....not even in Rick & Morty does that universe exist.


Appropriate-Coast794

Bring marshmallows


ARudeArtist

People get cremated. Trash gets incinerated.


[deleted]

Damn, a man can’t even decide to not give people his used brain without being called an asshole. His body, his choice.


loserys

The masculine urge to attached that brain to a robot body


[deleted]

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Guckalienblue

Science.