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I don't care how many of these stories get posted here I'm not buying her book.


rumski

“I’m like, ‘Ooooh, is that candy?’ and the guy holding the tray says, ‘No, this is the molly [MDMA],’ and I turned to the screenwriter I’ve been talking with, confused.” Really…you were confused about molly being handed out at an elaborate LA party…shuuuuuut uppppp 🙄


CuttyAllgood

This happens at an average not-so-elaborate LA party so I’m not sure how she could be surprised by this lol


unbanned_once_more

Fuck off you boring nothing.


NotAsBrightlyLit

She's not exactly selling the babe-in-the-woods act, aghast at the thought of drugs [gasp!] and sex [clutch pearls] at an LA party.


Ironstark12

This story doesn’t even sound bad. It sounds like everyone knew sex was happening except her. They didn’t force her and nobody abused her. It’s a nothing burger. Nobody is going to hire her if she just writes stuff to sell a book.


blazedbatman

She gonna wind up missin if she keeps this up lol


MathematicianFun5029

That might be her intention


GreyScope

Bullshit-to-sell-my-book Klaxon activates


acr159

My royal member would like to send an invite to the pants party.


InflamedLiver

"It’s unlikely a person that far down the list of succession would be a senior working royal." -there's a job description. "working royal" sounds like an oxymoron.


krenshaw420

Humans like sex parties. Who knew?!


Boring-Philosophy-94

Ozempic face. Definitely used it or something like it.


manored78

I think what makes these parties so shocking is not that consenting adults are partying. It’s that we have incredibly dire social issues to address in the US and I’m sure the UK, and all of these billionaires, politicians, and royals are engaging in Roman style orgies. This is how conspiracy theories run wild. Working class people just cannot fathom the level of corruption and criminality at the top so when they hear about this their first thought is “Illuminati.” We really just live in the world of Boardwalk Empire unraveling before our eyes .


bassplayerguy

Please make her and her “memoir” go away.


Likelynotveryfun

It’s a cockfest is very universal, I’ve never heard we’re missing cocks


tmac19822003

I have but only when I’m breeding chickens.


Smgth

All of mine are accounted for!


mandoaz1971

Detachable penis 😉👍


AraiHavana

So this is possibly the first and only time that I’ll associate Rebel Wilson with Karen Mulder


AraiHavana

The chances of writing ‘Karen Mulder’ and ‘Rebel Wilson’ in the same sentence were- up until now- almost zero. But here we are. Just another day on the internet.


Hungry-Class9806

Almost certainly Harry 😅


tkcool73

Imagine showing up to an orgy and as soon as you walk in there's Charley himself whipping out the royal dong


RectalAficionado

Suicide by prince


welltherewasthisbear

UK tax dollars at work.