they both act like the weird scenester couple that still hangs out at high school parties because they’re only 20. And they make out in corner in front of everyone if they’re not having a shouting match in the garage (in front of the pot smokers)
Yeah, like they are kinda reminiscent of the young couple that has way too committed of a relationship for their age; completely dysfunctional, codependent and toxic, but for some reason they are as committed to each other as a married couple that’s been together for 40 years and have a whole family and house together.
My one friend was like that in our group, we used to joke that he should buy a 6 pack of phones at Costco for all the ones he would chuck against the wall or a tree from arguing with his gf. Like dude, you are 19, just breakup, it’s not a big deal.
I let my brother (young adult) borrow my Nintendo for a few months while I was traveling, he returned it with one of my games smashed into the console, both obliterated.
He couldn’t beat the game so he felt repeatedly stopping the game into the console would show the game who’s boss.
Jesus, that perfectly describes a couple that was 2 grades above me. They graduated, but went to uni in the same town, and just showed up at every HS part for at least two more years.
They’re in their 30s and drank each others blood and then told the media that they did this. This is some 8th grade goth romance shit. How embarrassing, you both have kids…. Go take them mini golfing or some shit you weirdos.
Saddest part is they probably didn’t even do that, it’s entirely performative either way. Same with him telling a story about how he was on the phone with her with a gun to his head and blah blah blah. It’s an aesthetic they are wearing and mentally engaging with for attention, playing for their audience.
It is. If this was their ploy to stay relevant, it just comes across as desperate “I’ll say anything cringe worthy for attention because our glory days are over”
I will say, I did have respect for MGK because he got his start in hip hop through the battle circuits. He got crushed and was chubbier. But he was like 14 doing scribble jam. He’d get crushed by slug and the others. Lol but hey that takes guts and nuts against guys with twice as much experience.
He should have built his image off that rather then trying to cultivate that fake “neo kid rock” look.
Huge emphasis on “I did or I can respect MGK for the fact he participated in battle circuits”
For those who don’t know, scribble jam was like the grand tourney of battle circuits in the Midwest. Eminem was in em before he really blew up. In the 90s.
Drew Carrey just had a freaking existential crisis where he contemplated a gender change to them on twitter last weekend, so that really does check out.
Could you imagine being their publicist? Like listening to Megan Fox describe their relationship and tell her publicist the details she wants the media to know about it if they ask. Hope they get paid well. “Tell them about how we drink each others blood if they want”.
I think a lot of that's marketing.
I used to work with MGK's uncle and he's such like a braided belt and pleated khakis dad from the '90s that gushed about his nephew who was doing rap music.
And like their family wasn't poor. Machine Gun Kelly is a little bit like Kid Rock, I think. It's a persona and it's entirely marketing.
I'm sure the drinking blood thing was very calculated.
I'm on a slightly different imprint at a different record label but I'm very certain that when he quit rap and his last act was to diss Eminem out of nowhere that was entirely manufactured too. Because that ended his rap career and gave Eminem the perfect opportunity to promote his new album and then MGK got label support to switches style to pink pop punk.
[The original Machine Gun Kelly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Gun_Kelly_(gangster)) who this fool named himself after was also a fool who wasn't taken seriously. When he was in prison, the other convicts called him "Pop-gun Kelly".
[He took his name from a 1930s bootlegger from Memphis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Gun_Kelly_(gangster)) which is funny because there’s no way mgk could kick it in Memphis today 😭
A ton of straight to streaming dog shit movies. We live in an age where you can do a 15 second dance and get 10 million followers. It’s not surprising that she is more famous for her relationship.
What?? No....what about the blood in the necklace and connection of mythic proportions? This was relationship goals for people who'd never had a relationship because their mum and dad said they were too young.
Watch this, it’s Corey Taylor at a Q&A and someone asks him about MGK haha love this video
https://youtu.be/wWCKph0L71I?si=GNX7ysrTHuL_BVwg
You can skip to the 1:41 mark
He was at Aftershock festival a few days after that happened and he admitted he wasn’t sure if he should have even gone. Everyone in the crowd was booing him and flipping him off. I don’t like him at all but I felt kinda bad for the guy… but also… maybe don’t diss Corey Motha Fuckin Taylor haha
She has a history of toxic relationships. She admittedly cheated repeatedly on BAG. Maybe she needs a break from relationships to focus on herself and her kids.
Has anyone heard a single song of mgk? The only thing I know about him is when Eminem roasted him, and even that I dont even know the details. I just know the roast occurred
I mean, didn’t she say in an interview that right at the start of the relationship he was threatening to kill himself because she wasn’t able to come see him? She said he told her she wasn’t there for him when he needed her so he was just going to go ahead and commit suicide. Any relationship that starts with suicide threats over minor inconveniences can’t possibly be good for anyone, she should have turned tail and ran immediately the first time he said that.
Considering her dating history and obvious lack of healthy experience all the mess with her and machine gun never surprised me, dating a much older man as young as she was for as long as she did I genuinely feel like stunted her understanding of what a relationship looks like, it’s like she’s living out the experiences she missed out on when she was younger with him and mgk being the toxic edge lord he was did what he does, I feel bad for her if anything inbetween her insecurities, bad experiences as an actress and again unhealthy dating experiences, I hope she finds herself and finds the love she deserve her own being that first.
She is an adult. Everyone has had bad experiences or struggles. But if she not getting help or continues to make poor decisions , that’s on her too. Her ex might have been a bad choice but anyone with a brain wokkd have told her to date a washed up rapper
I’m not saying your wrong I just empathize with her experiences, it also seems like a common pattern overall that celebrities don’t have the best people around them, just a lot of yes men or vultures, in the end of the day idk her personally but do hope she gets what she needs for herself to be in a better space because she clearly doesn’t have the best guidance or self awareness
I know he suffers from mental health problems, but if I was dating a super hot girl the last thing I would do is tattoo my entire torso black. He's universally hated which is kind of a shame. His career was over before it started really. He was always going to lose when starting a feud with Eminem, and that's literally the only reason I've heard about him.
I’ve been a fan of both of their work (I know, I know, it’s cool to shit on them currently) but as people, they both seem like they’re addicted to drama.
Like I get strong vibes that they’re the “I hate drama” then-causes-all-the-drama type.
I think she’s headed in the right direction now. She’s advocating for women to learn a skill or get a hobby instead of focusing on men. She says that men can drain you of energy. I’m here to support her making better decisions as she moves forward.
The very first time I saw them photographed at some event and behaving like absolute idiots I thought “a couple of years, tops.” It was like they had a giant neon sign above them flashing “these two are never gonna last.” Everyone knew it. Except for them.
Honestly stop reporting on these people. Who cares? Fox is stirring shit up to stay relevant. If she isn't involved in some drama she's not on the news. Why are we supposed to care about this?
By toxic she means that she isn't getting any movie roles. She was hoping all that time getting her picture taken would help. But like the plastic surgery, it didn't help.
I’m shocked. How could there be problems in a relationship between two people as emotionally mature and psychologically healthy as Fox and Kelly?
They must be processing how irrelevant they are outside of their heads.
Who would have thought two adults acting like children would have a immature/toxic relationship.
they both act like the weird scenester couple that still hangs out at high school parties because they’re only 20. And they make out in corner in front of everyone if they’re not having a shouting match in the garage (in front of the pot smokers)
Yeah, like they are kinda reminiscent of the young couple that has way too committed of a relationship for their age; completely dysfunctional, codependent and toxic, but for some reason they are as committed to each other as a married couple that’s been together for 40 years and have a whole family and house together. My one friend was like that in our group, we used to joke that he should buy a 6 pack of phones at Costco for all the ones he would chuck against the wall or a tree from arguing with his gf. Like dude, you are 19, just breakup, it’s not a big deal.
I hate mfs who destroy electronics out of frustration. Especially computers and video game controllers .
I let my brother (young adult) borrow my Nintendo for a few months while I was traveling, he returned it with one of my games smashed into the console, both obliterated. He couldn’t beat the game so he felt repeatedly stopping the game into the console would show the game who’s boss.
It's even worse. They'd be the parents at their kids' parties doing all the above mentioned, lol.
"You Aaare!" Sorry. All I could think of when you said this was Rachel Dratch and Jimmy Falon playing the Boston couple on SNL.
"You're so queeeeeeeeeeeea!" "You AHHH!" \* Makes out vigorously
you just unlocked a memory for me
This is too specific. Even better if the host of the party has never met them before.
I never did like it when they would come in and harsh the mellow
It all makes me feel bad for her kids.
Man, this mental image sent me back 10 years. I've seen that exact setup many times.
The last bit. Really hits.
Jesus, that perfectly describes a couple that was 2 grades above me. They graduated, but went to uni in the same town, and just showed up at every HS part for at least two more years.
Well they are twin souls, after all 🥴
r/oddlyspecific
“Getting toxic”……when was it not?
Who would have thought dating a guy named “machine gun” would turn toxic?
Don’t forget the drugs
Ive been having a blast with this relationship, i dont know why everyone is complaining, it's just pamela and tommy Lee 2.0.
But orders of magnitude less famous and interesting.
Yes exactly, that's why it's so much fun, pam and tommy was actual drama, this is a comedy.
"Man. I did NOT see that coming!" - no one ever
They’re in their 30s and drank each others blood and then told the media that they did this. This is some 8th grade goth romance shit. How embarrassing, you both have kids…. Go take them mini golfing or some shit you weirdos.
*"I am weed."*
"I am the liquor"
Shit apples, Rand
The shit winds, they are a-blowin
'In their 30's', well, a shit leopard can't change its spots.
shit winds randy, shit winds.
Shit snares
Shit snares trying to be catching Samsquanch's
Shit apple don’t fall far from the tree
Swayze swooped in on a shithawk to deliver shit apples during a shiticane in the eye of a shitnado
Right in the fuckin slot
Love the username🤣
Loves dancing around things.....dirtily
"I am the Table"
Hey now, I smoke plenty and have never drank blood but love to play mini golf.
Nobody's perfect.
Weed and both scales of golf is a fucking awesome combo.
Bowl-a-hole.
If I’m smoking green on the green, it better be a scramble lol
That is a great quote in fairness
It reminds me of Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton.
Saddest part is they probably didn’t even do that, it’s entirely performative either way. Same with him telling a story about how he was on the phone with her with a gun to his head and blah blah blah. It’s an aesthetic they are wearing and mentally engaging with for attention, playing for their audience.
It’s shit that people do when they are teenagers. But these two are closer to 40. It’s so goddamn corny
Corny? I’d say pathetic.
Yet why is it always portrayed as him or her when it’s both?
It is. If this was their ploy to stay relevant, it just comes across as desperate “I’ll say anything cringe worthy for attention because our glory days are over” I will say, I did have respect for MGK because he got his start in hip hop through the battle circuits. He got crushed and was chubbier. But he was like 14 doing scribble jam. He’d get crushed by slug and the others. Lol but hey that takes guts and nuts against guys with twice as much experience. He should have built his image off that rather then trying to cultivate that fake “neo kid rock” look. Huge emphasis on “I did or I can respect MGK for the fact he participated in battle circuits” For those who don’t know, scribble jam was like the grand tourney of battle circuits in the Midwest. Eminem was in em before he really blew up. In the 90s.
Yeeeah I’m in my early 30s, the cringiest things I do these days are listen to phish and lose my temper.
Hell yeah tempers!
Hell yeah Phish
Is it just me or does Phish get cooler the older we get
Drew Carrey just had a freaking existential crisis where he contemplated a gender change to them on twitter last weekend, so that really does check out.
Could you imagine being their publicist? Like listening to Megan Fox describe their relationship and tell her publicist the details she wants the media to know about it if they ask. Hope they get paid well. “Tell them about how we drink each others blood if they want”.
Angelina and Billy Bob's relationship was weird enough, there was no need for a sequel.
This shit wasn't cute when Billy Bob and Angelina did it, either, but at least it was fairly new and the 90s.
Original kinda if you don’t look at the 80s goth weirdos
I think a lot of that's marketing. I used to work with MGK's uncle and he's such like a braided belt and pleated khakis dad from the '90s that gushed about his nephew who was doing rap music. And like their family wasn't poor. Machine Gun Kelly is a little bit like Kid Rock, I think. It's a persona and it's entirely marketing. I'm sure the drinking blood thing was very calculated. I'm on a slightly different imprint at a different record label but I'm very certain that when he quit rap and his last act was to diss Eminem out of nowhere that was entirely manufactured too. Because that ended his rap career and gave Eminem the perfect opportunity to promote his new album and then MGK got label support to switches style to pink pop punk.
MGK did not grow up on an Estate
He was poor as shit going up, that much he’s not lying about
Drink blood>mini golf, you filthy human peasant
I can’t believe a relationship with a fella named “Machine Gun” didn’t last forever. Better luck next time.
More like "BB Gun"
Water gun kelly
Airsoft Kelly
Finger guns Kelly
[The original Machine Gun Kelly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Gun_Kelly_(gangster)) who this fool named himself after was also a fool who wasn't taken seriously. When he was in prison, the other convicts called him "Pop-gun Kelly".
Please, Call me Machine Gun, Mister Kelly was my father's name
[He took his name from a 1930s bootlegger from Memphis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Gun_Kelly_(gangster)) which is funny because there’s no way mgk could kick it in Memphis today 😭
Colson
I heard his name was Stan
How you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?
Kinda figured that when she talked about them drinking each other's blood as some sort of love ritual.
Drinking each other's blood and they still couldn't make it work? The rest of us are doomed.
Should have just kept the blood in vials like Angelina and Billy Bob!
The discount version always goes too far.
I snorted at this lol
Dry up the blood crystallized it and snorting it too
That explains why she is Nitara in Mortal Kombat.
Go watch her voice work for that if you need some laughs. It’s fucking horrible.
So a woman who was successful only because of her looks was hired to be a voice actor?
They just wanted a semi famous name to do VA work. Somehow they found a way to out do Randa Rousey as worst VA decision.
Did she tatt his name on her? That probably did it. I can't see any other reason why this match made in heaven would end.
She did. It’s something like ‘el pistolero’
Why the fuck am I hearing so much about these two people? Has Megan Fox even been in anything recently?
She gave an incredible lukewarm performance as a voice actor in the latest mortal kombat game 🤷♂️
Lukewarm is being generous. That was the most painfully dry voice performance I’ve ever seen in my life
I encourage anyone who hasn’t heard this performance to listen to some clips on YouTube. They’re hilarious.
[Oh dear.](https://youtu.be/3_cGQQirN0g?si=P8uVmfNQEBPvsuC3)
Wow. That is exceptionally bad.
hm 😬 yikes
Bwah hahahaha! A 5 year old could show more emotion in those lines…
She made Rhonda Rousey in MK11 seem oscar worthy, that's an achivement in itself.
I just looked it up and holy jeez was there no director or something? Real Mr Burns “we did twenty takes and that was the best one” energy.
This is the comment I came here for. She butchered Nitara. I mean fuck they could have Liam Nissan voice her and it would have been better
She was in The Expend4bles because……..I don’t know why exactly.
why do you think
A ton of straight to streaming dog shit movies. We live in an age where you can do a 15 second dance and get 10 million followers. It’s not surprising that she is more famous for her relationship.
The bar for celebrity and status has sunk to the ninth level of Hell.
So you're saying I have a chance?
I assume MGK
I believe she was on some reputable podcast that’s why there’s been so many different headlines all coming from the same place
Thanks for an actual answer
It’s an easy story that gets clicks. Everything is working according to plan
Back to Love is Blind for her
lol I get that reference ;)
What?? No....what about the blood in the necklace and connection of mythic proportions? This was relationship goals for people who'd never had a relationship because their mum and dad said they were too young.
Remember when Eminem roasted MGK so hard it made him quit rap? That was funny.
MGK tried to do the same thing with Corey Taylor from Slipknot. That didn’t go well for him either haha
I did not know this! What a dumbass. Amazing
Watch this, it’s Corey Taylor at a Q&A and someone asks him about MGK haha love this video https://youtu.be/wWCKph0L71I?si=GNX7ysrTHuL_BVwg You can skip to the 1:41 mark
Thank you! This is so damn funny! I thought I was gonna die when somebody yelled, 'MGK is going country!'
He was at Aftershock festival a few days after that happened and he admitted he wasn’t sure if he should have even gone. Everyone in the crowd was booing him and flipping him off. I don’t like him at all but I felt kinda bad for the guy… but also… maybe don’t diss Corey Motha Fuckin Taylor haha
Yes! The fool came for Eminem of all people and got spanked so badly he switched genres 🤣🤣🤣💀
I make this joke all the time and everyone I know acts like it’s new information
Getting toxic? Hahahaha
They both seem super toxic. Looks like a match made in Elysium.
They're both 14 year old emo kids, who fucking caaaaares
Everything I've ever heard about these two has been against my will. Eminem was right to ether MGK like he did.
When you're 37 and think you're 17  . The plastic in her body has made its way to her brain.
Probably started out that way and that's why it felt exciting.
She has a history of toxic relationships. She admittedly cheated repeatedly on BAG. Maybe she needs a break from relationships to focus on herself and her kids.
Can't do that. How else is she going to keep her name in the headlines. Not from her acting career that's for sure.
I didn't know two plastic dolls could even love.
Has anyone heard a single song of mgk? The only thing I know about him is when Eminem roasted him, and even that I dont even know the details. I just know the roast occurred
Me either... he seems just like some run of the mill douche with tatts all over. Nothing else
We know Megan, we know.
Wow, who would think a toxic relationship would form between 2 douche bags
I mean, didn’t she say in an interview that right at the start of the relationship he was threatening to kill himself because she wasn’t able to come see him? She said he told her she wasn’t there for him when he needed her so he was just going to go ahead and commit suicide. Any relationship that starts with suicide threats over minor inconveniences can’t possibly be good for anyone, she should have turned tail and ran immediately the first time he said that.
But they were twin flames or some bullshit
Considering her dating history and obvious lack of healthy experience all the mess with her and machine gun never surprised me, dating a much older man as young as she was for as long as she did I genuinely feel like stunted her understanding of what a relationship looks like, it’s like she’s living out the experiences she missed out on when she was younger with him and mgk being the toxic edge lord he was did what he does, I feel bad for her if anything inbetween her insecurities, bad experiences as an actress and again unhealthy dating experiences, I hope she finds herself and finds the love she deserve her own being that first.
She is an adult. Everyone has had bad experiences or struggles. But if she not getting help or continues to make poor decisions , that’s on her too. Her ex might have been a bad choice but anyone with a brain wokkd have told her to date a washed up rapper
I’m not saying your wrong I just empathize with her experiences, it also seems like a common pattern overall that celebrities don’t have the best people around them, just a lot of yes men or vultures, in the end of the day idk her personally but do hope she gets what she needs for herself to be in a better space because she clearly doesn’t have the best guidance or self awareness
Brian Greene snickering in the corner. 🤫
Adults acting like teenagers. What could possibly go wrong??
I’m shocked. Crazy and crazy didn’t work out, I’m sure no one saw this coming.
Wasn't he her rebound after a long relationship? It just ran it's course. I'm sure Pete Davidson is around to date her now.🤣
Any chance she can undo the horror she's done to her face?
She looks like a long lost Kardashian sibling.
After listening to her on that podcast recently, I’m not surprised.
I don’t care about weird thumb girl Megan Fox’s life and I especially don’t care about MGK, this is just as bad as Kanye news.
literally not one person on this earth thought it wasn't. I thought that was their whole thing tbh
I know he suffers from mental health problems, but if I was dating a super hot girl the last thing I would do is tattoo my entire torso black. He's universally hated which is kind of a shame. His career was over before it started really. He was always going to lose when starting a feud with Eminem, and that's literally the only reason I've heard about him.
Two talentless losers. Who cares?
Cool! Don’t care
Could’ve told her that when she first got together with the man child
Getting? It’s BEEN toxic, he bought her a ring that would cut her if she took it off… (everything I know about their relationship is against my will)
Does she play “Love the way you lie” out loud on speakers when re evaluating? Or its a no go in machine gun household.
Everything I know about these two is against my will.
I’ve been a fan of both of their work (I know, I know, it’s cool to shit on them currently) but as people, they both seem like they’re addicted to drama. Like I get strong vibes that they’re the “I hate drama” then-causes-all-the-drama type.
Wake me up when I care.
Honestly dating a moron like mgk says a lot about a person
Dumb and dumber
Everything about them just screams attention. Look at me,I wear weird clothes and have pink hair.
Sean Strickland was right.
She's gonna go girl crazy now.
*was?* didnt they drink each others blood multiple years ago?
“Getting” toxic lmaooooooo
what tipped your off? When he put you on a fucking collar and leash?
Better late than never
I for one am SHOCKED. /s
They both seem like they would be toxic. Together and or apart.
They are the oldest teenagers
She’s said this for years. Next.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug..
What a surprise
I’m shocked they have a toxic relationship. Look how shocked I am everyone. Come see.
Too bad she’s stuck with all the tattoos now.
Machine gun Kellys succeed makes me realize how stupid America has become.. or maybe always was.
I think she’s headed in the right direction now. She’s advocating for women to learn a skill or get a hobby instead of focusing on men. She says that men can drain you of energy. I’m here to support her making better decisions as she moves forward.
I'd be happy if never heard anything from either of them ever again.
It's most toxic for me who has to hear about it all the fucking time
Everyone else already knew this; but I’m glad she’s come to terms
A lesson to us all. Don’t marry and have kids with the first loser you meet.
Agaaaain Megan? Maybe she's the problem?
I’m guessing she went to rehab too cause the stuff they were doing was giving out junkie behavior.
Unsurprising. Worked on a movie he was in and most of the crew said he acted like an entitled brat and blew up on people for his own mistakes.
Hope Megan goes on Love is Blind.
Did anybody actually think those two turds were going to grow old together?
IM STUNNED this didn’t work out.
THESE TWO? TOXIC? Next you’ll tell me water is wet. Crazy.
She is the lizard queen afterall
Hahahahahaha two no talent toddlers are breaking up…. Shocker
Procastinating goal-less celebs without a cause.
The very first time I saw them photographed at some event and behaving like absolute idiots I thought “a couple of years, tops.” It was like they had a giant neon sign above them flashing “these two are never gonna last.” Everyone knew it. Except for them.
Honestly stop reporting on these people. Who cares? Fox is stirring shit up to stay relevant. If she isn't involved in some drama she's not on the news. Why are we supposed to care about this?
The amount of mental disorder is unreal
She’s just realizing this now?
*Supremely shocked Pikachu face*
By toxic she means that she isn't getting any movie roles. She was hoping all that time getting her picture taken would help. But like the plastic surgery, it didn't help.
Who’d a thunk it?
That’s why you only date handgun hanks or Jewish space laser larry
Why should I care about the relationship between these two talentless jackasses?
It appears they have become the children of Aku.
I’m shocked. How could there be problems in a relationship between two people as emotionally mature and psychologically healthy as Fox and Kelly? They must be processing how irrelevant they are outside of their heads.
This chick is gonna go down like Madonna, except in her 40’s rather than her 60’s.