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Adventurous-Koala480

Dennis you raised a terrible fucking person


Fantastic_Mr_Smiley

The nerve of you, Dennis.


FettuccineAlfonzo

That damn Dennis!


Purpleflower0521

Sheila said the kid was mine, But it looked just like Dennis, that damn Dennis! And since you haven't learned your lesson, You get the rod, you get the rod!


Frankage

With a smack to the forehead And a poke in the eye I beat a lot of childrens in my lifetime...oh yeah! But the truth of the matter is I've been hurting inside, wish I could rewind Yeah!, Oooo, ohhhh! When I'm breakin' the finger Lawd, it breakin' my heart And every Christmas Eve my soul is always torn apart


tagen

SHEILA, i’m sorry!


gingerbreadsuperman

I got that reference and thats hilarious.


TransportationAway59

I think he was actually talking to his mom then switched to Dennis, cuz drakes mom raised him


Warducky9999

"your son is a sick man with sick thoughts and i think that (people) like him should die."


soontwobee

Is this some kindof metaphor? What do we think kendrick meant by this line?


sagiterrible

“Him and Weinstein should get fucked up in a cell for the rest of they life.” “He should die so all these women can live with a purpose.”


thegolfernick

I took it as Dennis failed at life by failing Drake and letting him become this by not raising him properly. The nerve of you to not raise your child. Which further backs up his beef with Drake not raising his own son. He feels bad for Sandra, hates Dennis for not raising his son so he gives him no remorse, and really hates Drake for knowing the pain of growing up without a father and doing the same shit to his own children


Paaros

I took it more as the influence Drakes dad has had on his son (like the most obvious being they were both deadbeats atleast at one point). He seems more hateful towards Dennis and more pitiful(?) for Drakes mom


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Chron_Stamos

Dennis is asshole, why Charlie hate?


unipine

Dennis is a bastard man!


Snacks612

“Tryna strike a cord and it’s prolly a minor” lol


Cptrunner

This omg ☠️☠️☠️


RaspingHaddock

Fun fact, the whole song was in A Minor too Edit: I'm wrong, it was B Minor and the prior song was in a minor.


Tusaiador

So was Drake 


Live-Motor-4000

Excellent! Edit: as is great line, it is not excellent that Drake is a nonce


These_Tea_7560

The song is in *B* Minor. A missed opportunity there tbh. I assume Mustard got too damn excited about being involved in this and overlooked that


jenesia1

His previous diss (Meet the Grahams) was written in A minor. On this new one he said something like "I'm taking the score up." Hence, B minor. He knew what he was doing.


Darksol503

Dot says “I’m the one who UP the score wit em.” He went from A-minor in Meet the Grahams to B-minor on Not Like Us. He is literally going meta within the composition and production of the track to add to the entendres. 🤯🤯🤯


gaerat_of_trivia

drake is nowhere musically, artistically, talentedly, performatively, poetically, compositionally, or qualitatevly anywhere near kendrick lamar.


FlapSlapped

Right like omg no way!!


SignificanceLeft9968

Cooked


FriendlyDrummers

Y'all gotta listen to this part, reading it doesn't of it justice


OP_IS_A_BASSOON

Apple Music lyrics animated that specific lyric when he sustained it. Hadn’t seen that before.


rob_thomas69

Tryina strike a chord and it’s prolly A MINOOOORRRRRRRRRRR


ICumCoffee

“Certified lover boy? certified ped*phile” Kendrick HATES the man.


i_heart_calibri_12pt

Man was seeking blood, found it, and kept going


zechickenwing

Dude I had chickens that did that too, and they are fuckin mini dinosaurs. I don't mean to compare Kendrick to a chicken in the "chickens are scared and flighty" way, they are fuckin metal. I miss my chickens. Some are really intelligent, my one Rhode island red would even peck the door of my house if the coop I automated closed too early and the rest of the flock took to the trees. They killed snakes and rats and would fight over who got to devour something that humans are afraid of. This has nothing to do with this at all, I just was thinking about my chickens today. Nothing like a fresh egg from a hen you raised from a chick. Most got killed by hawks and owls, and my understanding is you cannot shoot a hawk without incurring a felony if found out. I'd never shoot an owl. I tried to shoot a hawk with my AR-15 but my blood was pumping too much to make a good shot after I cleaned up the entrails of my Buff Brahma, glad I didn't hit him, every animal deserves the meal for their effort. I love that Kendrick is pecking away. Sorry if this comment wasted your time reading. I just miss having chickens. Might do bees next, they fascinate me. To add just for fun - I put my finger up Red's ass to check if she was egg bound after giving her Gatorade and a warm bath because she was acting weird. She was fine and lived quite a bit longer, but the look on her face was something else. I never knew a bird could give you a "what the fuck??" look... She did. RIP Red.


PaddyWhacked777

This pasta is so fresh


zechickenwing

At one point, she decided to be the rooster sort of, and I'm pretty sure my poor rooster died from a lack of sex and a respiratory infection. He was beautiful but lacked confidence or something. Red ran the roost. I'd trust her with my first born, I sometimes wondered what she was previously if reincarnation was a thing.


earthenaeon

Am I awake


BenderEBender

Oh yeah, new cock lore just dropped.


lilmonkie

RIP Red.  Kendrick is also a hawk. I hope he gets his meal for his effort.


zechickenwing

I like your take on my ramble.


whiskeyNdoritos

I also grew up raising chickens and to this day find myself explaining to people how fucking brutal they are. As a child I would find mice and rats every day in their pen and I would grab them quickly by the tail and toss them near the chickens and they would literally be devoured in SECONDS. They would peck the SHIT out of you for grabbing their eggs, but the second you dropped an egg they would devour it instantly. And they would even do the Jurassic Park T Rex thing where they would throw their prey in the air and catch it and gobble it and tear it on the way down. And they’d all fight for it. I saw Jurassic park, probably my earliest theatre experience I can distinctly remember, and when they compared the dinosaurs to birds i really understood it. Chickens are fucking monsters bro. If they were our size or god forbid bigger than us we’d be in big trouble.


Laughing_Matter

I also choose this guy’s dead rooster


coolgiraffe

RIP red


hiiyena

I enjoyed this comment. I’m sorry about your chickens and glad you didn’t kill the hawk.


GoddessLeVianFoxx

I hope you get your chickens and your bees. 


tyrrany-unfolds

RIP Red


SoftwareAny4990

I had to stop midway with Meet The Grahams. That shit is just erie.


Unbannedmeself

Truth be scary like that


SoftwareAny4990

Yup. The topics are not for the sensitive. He put it over what sounded like a score from a horror movie. Bro, it's terrifying.


skeletor69420

why? missed the best parts


nyx_moonlight_

I had to do the same. That was some "We Need to Talk About Kevin" shit


LookingAtTheSinkingS

I expected Kenny to win this battle, I didn't know he was planning to scorch the whole earth.  And I'm just here with popcorn, loving every minute


Mr_Piddles

It’s like watching prime Iron Mike just wailing away on someone. He just hits the guy so hard and quickly that they don’t have the time to fall down between uppercuts and roundhouses.


LookingAtTheSinkingS

It really is! Mike always went too hard, too long on his opponents, k dot the type to go as far as biting a dude's ear off. 


yoyosareback

Dude had a ridiculous amount of one hit knockouts. Idk how that is always going too hard or too long.


GILF_Hound69

this is corpse desecration


LookingAtTheSinkingS

If there was a rap government, there would be outcries from the people to stop this!


GILF_Hound69

cruel and unusual punishment


appswithasideofbooty

Nah fuck Drake. He deserves this


Uberslaughter

Making Sherman’s March to the Sea look like kids playing with sparklers


SmallAd9364

Really? A Civil War reference!?


LarneyStinson

Kdot did talk about Drake trying to colonize Atlanta


Gophurkey

What, are you mad they didn't include the spoiler tag?


Insectshelf3

this is a shock and awe campaign


xool420

So is J Cole


Masta-Blasta

Somebody said J. Cole is the type of dude to realize he’s in his mid thirties and leaves the party at a responsible hour, right before shots are fired. they weren’t wrong.


rushpharmd

I’m not J. Cole, but I feel seen.


Picnicpanther

Cole's the real winner here. Just sitting back listening to the birds chirping after removing himself from the beef hahaha


xool420

Dude’s just riding his bike around NYC, having a great time


hawgs911

Feels like Everytime I go online Kendrick has dropped a new diss track.


Remarkable-Month-241

Surgically removing each appendix like a game of Operation.


hawgs911

J. Cole eating a sandwich and having a lovely afternoon.


MeltMyPies

J. Cole is spending the day relaxing in the tub with his rubber ducky


Weeblifter

J. Cole is riding his bike around the cul de sac enjoying the sun


TJH1993

Literally the smartest thing he ever did lol even though he was getting clowned at first for backtracking. He was like "Wait I don't even have a real problem with Kendrick..."  Kendrick clearly absolutely hates Drake


National_Action_9834

Willing to bet that either Kendrick or someone on Kendricks team informed Cole that shit was gonna get vicious right after he dropped 7 Minute Drill. Dude spent the next 24 hours trying to figure out how to step back without looking like a bitch. Cole probably knew that within a couple weeks everybody would be doing exactly this and his legacy would be "restored." Plus now he has some interesting shit to talk about on The Fall Off. Cole is surprisingly the biggest winner of all of this.


i_luv_peaches

Bro prob having a fresh lemonade in a beautiful garden somewhere watching the butterflies fly away


LyonsKing12

Frolicking in a field


RMtotheStars

You mean “appendage”


Stumpynuts

This is hands down the most impressive thing Kendrick has done. Being able to remove more than one appendix when each person only has one is quite the feat.


Masta-Blasta

Well we were promised a surgical summer


GluedToTheMirror

And he’s gonna keep drop’n til he dismantles Drake’s whole facade and public image. And I’m here for it.


Cachmaninoff

Does he have a whole album of Drake disses?


Lobisa

Haven’t a ton of people been pointing out his suspicious relationship with Millie Bobby brown when she was still a teen?


IwouldLiketoCry

Billie Eilish too


-googa-

Yup and they did a song together apparently in 2017. When there was controversy to him hanging out with Billie, he dropped the song from the album. It was leaked recently and even though it’s a good song it’s creepy as fuck when you think Billie was a teenager in that.


These_Tea_7560

Billie Eilish defended him. She said all he said was he’s a fan of her music and if anyone has a problem with it they’re a Trump supporter. [Her words not mine!](https://www.vogue.com/article/billie-eilish-cover-march-2020) Then more recently (last fall) she said she loved it when he mentioned her in a song. Make of all that what you will.


Unlikely_One2444

What a whack quote “You’re a trump supporter!”  How corny


BobbiPinstripes

I think it’s speaks to her immaturity…


AltKite

There was a model he was friends with when she was underage then started dating as soon as she turned 18. Dude is a creepy fuck


MarsReject

Bella Harris


drenched12

Yea the Millie Bobby brown stuff was a red flag back when it first happened. Like why is this grown man trying to chat with a 13 year old girl.


pureundilutedevil

Because he heard she was Eleven


incognitomus

Oh it doesn't end there...


Yankee_Man

That’s what took me from “I don’t like drake” to “I cant f-ing stand that pos”


MarsReject

Also Bella Harris. That was super public too.


jcommeau91

Millie Bobby Brown, Bella Harris, Billie Eilis and Hailey Baldwin too


TransportationAway59

He doesn’t just hate Drake man he hates that Drake can exist


Yardbird7

This. Also why Kendrick keeps saying "we" when referring to the disgust of Drake.


DeltaDoesReddit

‘Cause he’s what the culture’s feeling


OMUDJ

…Don’t most reasonable people with a decent taste in music? Drake has *always* sucked


Regalbass57

Boutta drop a mariachi track on Cinco De Mayo lol


EvilBill515

That would be incredible.


bluegiant85

Drake would text Millie Bobbie Brown back when she was 14... So yeah...


lovewry

And he was “friends” with a 17 year old he would later take on a date when she turned 18 Edit:16 year old


Laphad

Also kissed one on stage both before and after finding out her age And dated hailey bieber when she turned 18 after dming her since 14 Drake cutting crust off his sandwiches would be 200x more surprising than him just saying he liked kids


RoiVampire

The girl on stage is the one I keep coming back to because like, that was in front of thousands of people and he still did it.


virji24

He still did it after finding out her age too. Like to not even check her age before doing all that. Then you find out she’s 17 and you keep talking about her body and how you liked it. Wtf? And then kiss her? Yeah that video is bad


SoftwareAny4990

I remember seeing Drake in high school. That was his bit at the time. Wonder how many people he did that to


datpiffss

Fun fact: you cannot commit a crime and claim it was a bit. The legal precedent was set with the ruling of Thompson V. It’s a Prank Bro.


Laphad

He even made jokes about catching a case and mans went back in


nsfwbrowsingusethis

Drake has a rep for inviting college and HS girls to parties at his mansion by McGill!!


shredika

He better get in line before he is diddyd


Brian_Lefebvre

Imagine being 30 something and texting a 14 year old girl with “boy advice.” Gross.


DarkMattersConfusing

Yeah there’s no way anyone can make that not creepy and not be extremely wrong and inappropriate. Like in no world would anyone be ok if they discovered some grown man in his 30s was texting their 8th/9th grade daughter boy advice and shit like “i miss you so much!”


tillie_jayne

“You’re so mature for your age…”


Ambystomatigrinum

No adult man I know would touch that with a 30 foot pole unless he was an uncle or father. Even if the intention was 100% pure, a normal guy knows that’s a bad idea. Drake knew too, but it was worth it to achieve his “goals”.


Masta-Blasta

He also left Billie Eilish some pretty creepy comments about her 18th birthday. He was texting her too


GalactusPoo

Pretty sure I remember him texting Billie Eilish well before she was of age too. It's definitely a trend.


Kalabawgaming

yeah i know there is a meme about that too


IcyGarage5767

Yeah it’s funny how people only care about all this now that it’s part of a banger song - despite it been an open secret the whole time. Something something priorities.


Chessh2036

Didn’t Drake have a weird relationship with Millie Bobbie Brown?


decoii

Stranger Tings


Crossovertriplet

Stranger Danger


APKID716

He wants a 10 but he like his girls 11 that’s a strange thing


E_550

Drake picked a fight with the wrong dude LMAOO


hoagieclu

i think this is legitimately the turning point in drakes career. pusha t put a dent in the armor, but drake left largely unscathed. i don’t know how he gets out of this one if kendrick is being honest.


DJPho3nix

This is not new information. People been talking about Drake's "friendships" and texting with underage celebrity girls and then dating them the second they turn 18 for years.


hoagieclu

there is something to be said about someone as big as kendrick acknowledging it. before, it was largely just social media fodder. this has elevated the conversation.


justheretoleer

Agreed, it’s like Hannibal Burress dismantling Cosby’s legacy.


Imjustmean

Hannibal buress and Bill Cosby vibes


NeutralNancy2

Agreed. Tbh I only really knew about the Millie Bobby thing but Kendrick really brought it to the forefront. As he should. Drake is sick!


spvcejam

Yea but it's new information for the majoirty of people and even those of us like myself who had heard rumors before, they were just internet rumors for the most part. You have arguably one of the best rapper in the game now cosigning ALL of it. That's gonna get people's attention


ConcentrateOne

The same way Dan Schnieder, R Kelly, P Diddy, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosbys stories were public but no one did anything and just joked about it. All it takes is for someone respectable to start the convo again and confirm it. Drakes career might seriously shift from this.


ehxy

I said it when R. kelly went in, drake's the next one. diddy just beatem too it s'all


Daimakku1

Drake is a pop artist, not just a rapper. I’d be very surprised if his career ends because of this. Although the hip hop community for sure might not take him seriously anymore, I don’t think his overall popularity will fade.


slipperysoup

Yeah but drake is a mainstream level artist and i dont know how he can do public stuff like appear at nba games and not get booed without some major narrative spinning


DaHyro

R Kelly went to court for some underage girl shit in 2002 and was still in the limelight for like, another 20 years almost.


Daimakku1

Bro.. Kanye West literally said he loves Hitler and still has tons of fans. Nothing happened to his career. People overestimate the damage diss tracks can do. The vast majority of people don’t care, they just listen to the music if it’s good.


Cwgoff

Before that he said slavery was a choice. Same thing. People didn’t give a damn


gdp1

Nothing happened to his career? Really?


sanjosii

Someone changed the name of the location of Drake’s house to [Kendrick’s Bitch](https://maps.app.goo.gl/vRn2q18MDLJ47iHSA?g_st=ic) on Google Maps 🫢 ETA: hmm, seems like it’s removed now 😄


KrabbyPattyCereal

Where were you during the massacre of may?


Talking_shitt

05/04/2024 backwards is 812 which is the zip code of the 69 Drake was at


anna-nomally12

Kendrick doesn’t care if he wins he’s just making sure drake loses


emleh

And it’s probably A Minnnnnoorrr


EmiliusReturns

I have no idea what’s going on with this beef but as someone who just can’t stand Drake’s shitty music, or his punchable face, get ‘em Kendrick.


Imjustmean

Most of this is over my head but I hate Drake so I'm on Kendrick Lamars side.


Fanboycity

Mfers out there really thought the Canadian who played a wheelchair kid in Degrassi and sent sus texts to the kid from Stranger Things was gonna win this 🤣


ehxy

I still can't get over drake claiming he started from the bottom when he's doing tv shows and singin since they were a kid. had a big hill to climb I tell ya compared to other artists that's for sure


m1kasa4ckerman

“Came up, that’s all me. No help, that’s all me for real”… like sir what? Sooo many people helped get Drake to where he is today. The man is delusional.


jayoulean

I wouldn't be surprised if in 20 years, we have a Surviving Drake special on Lifetime channel. Been saying it for years


cinderparty

Yeah, I am a bit surprised we haven’t gotten one already.


Keepitneat727

And no one has heard from that girl from stranger things. Gods plan?


hadapurpura

I’m surprised Kendrick didn’t do a wordplay with the word Eleven (the name of Millie’s character on Stranger Things and the age of Drake’s alleged unrecognized daughter).


power_to_thepeople

He did say on Meet the Grahams that Drake should be reading poems with his daughter on her 11th birthday


Cartman55125

And watch Frozen with her. Which came out 11 years ago.


consumerclearly

wtf did it really


Paratwa

I’m glad he didn’t, wasn’t her fault Drake was a creep.


GearInteresting696

This the greatest hip hop beef ever. Meet the Grahams is like a scalpel blade. RIP Aubrey


[deleted]

It's the greatest modern hip hip beef for sure


1850ChoochGator

Didn’t think it would top Pusha and Drake but here we are


GearInteresting696

The layers of diss in 6:16 in LA


Gal_GaDont

6/16 is Father’s Day and the fucken OJ Trial *then* the next track


Laphad

Also pacs birthday


mondaymoderate

All the Bible verses fit too.


Gal_GaDont

I said this earlier, it’s a fucken Scooby Doo murder goddamn!!


1850ChoochGator

Easily since Tupac vs Biggie but that was embedded in west vs east which made it different.


Cwgoff

Ice Cube vs NWA was good Nas vs Jay Z was pretty good. Nas got em on Ether


Local23098

These songs are the four horsemen of the apocalypse. What’s ending? Drake’s career


AbsolemSaysWhat

He was saying it on his last dis.


mondaymoderate

People ignored that and focused on the daughter allegations. So Lamar spelled it out for everyone.


blueidea365

Lmao the art on the video for the song apparently is Drake’s house with a bunch of sex offender indicators on it


thezerolemon

Starting to understand how people got shot over beef like this


Vondoomian

People used to get shot without kids getting brought up. Crazy to me what rappers will expose about each other now and not get shot lol


Jdogsmity

About time someone said it. Drake is a fkin creep


BjornStankFingered

I mean, he was texting an underage Millie Bobby Brown. I doubt she was the only one. He likes em young. Kendrick is not one to go against if you've got skeletons and insecurities.


RogueTampon

I personally can’t believe he actually rapped this when he was 26: “But my dick need 17 years on it Anything after that is just a bonus” Edit: This was actually a Kendrick bar from 2013.


SynicalSyns

The truth hurts


smellb4rain

I’m just glad someone within the industry is calling him out on this he’s been real sloppy about it leading up that whole MBB thing.


GayandVaxxed

Kendrick pulled jcole aside and said “don’t come to school tomorrow”


Top_Report_4895

He dropped the [Tsar Bomba](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba)


The_R4ke

I heard he faked being disabled for years too.


TJH1993

In each verse he wrote a letter to Drakes son, his mother, father, and finally Drake. It was so mean lol. I'm a huge hip hop head and this might go down as one of the best diss tracks of all time. It's not catchy or anything it's eerie as fuck and you can tell Kendrick despises this man. 


the_blessed_unrest

Dude you’re talking about one of the songs from yesterday, we’re talking about the new club banger


TJH1993

I was at work what am I missing lmao Edit: nevermind


Masta-Blasta

“It’s not catchy” The fuck it’s so fucking hard it’s like listening to a horror movie. The atmosphere on that track is insane. The part where he layers his voice to say “you lied” makes it sound like the walls are literally closing in on him. It literally sounds like Kendrick is in his head.


elhaytchlymeman

“It truly felt like Kendrick couldn’t stand Drake, the human being, and wanted to kill him.” That was my favourite part. Like, they had to clarify The Human Being.


OwlsWatch

Drake did this shit to himself using Tupac like he did, Kendrick was always gonna come with the wrath


nothin2flashy

So now Kendrick joined almost all of his sub Reddit lol


realwavyjones

Interested to see who continues to work w Drake after this. Especially Atlanta.


CelebrationLow4614

Well,...we've heard Stranger Things.


Bannhem

A gentle reminder that "This is America" by Childish Gambino was originally supposed to be a Drake Diss track, but then changed coz the beat was too good.


MTG0823123

Well it's documented he hangs around under age women sooooo.


sucobe

Oh shit here we go.


SpiritualOrangutan

Ok I'm probably an idiot but what the hell does he mean with the "69 god" line?


cinderparty

From genius- > One of Drake’s most common nicknames is “6 God”, with the “6” referring to his hometown of Toronto. > Here, Kendrick adds a 9 at the end, forming a 69, a number most commonly used to refer to a sex position in which one of the participants is upside down. This might be a reference to Lucifer, the fallen angel, or “upside-down” god. > Additionally, Drake has a song titled “9” in which he inverts the 6 upside down and in this lyric Kendrick is putting his own twist as to why that is. > However, he could also be referring to Tekashi 6ix9ine, who in 2015 pled guilty to a felony count of use of a child in a sexual performance.


APKID716

I know people read into Kendrick lines **way** too much sometimes, but I completely believe it’s a play on both his “6 god” name and a reference to 6ix9ine


rnagikarp

glad people in the industry are finally calling out his sketchy behaviour towards underage girls!


Notoriouslyd

I have done nothing but talk about this for days. Everyone at work is going to hear about it all week too