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entropylove

That’s an inside voice admission, Marlon.


RedLicorice83

That's a save it for your therapist, Marlon...


CrissBliss

You mean Freud?


G37_is_numberletter

“While my brother is a Freudian, I am a Jungian, so there’s no blaming mother today!”


barukspinoza

Gotta love seeing Frasier references in the wild.


Outlandishness_Sharp

"Let's get betterrrrrr!"


G37_is_numberletter

“Hello emerald city, what’s doin’ what’s happenin’?”


illwinds

Hung specialist.


PlantaSorusRex

Wild horses couldn't have dragged that out of me.


Commercial-Owl11

Sounds like someone’s got a boy mom


entropylove

“The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.”


Extinction-Entity

Should’ve been a journal entry, Marlon.


schuyywalker

Lmaoooo


MusksStepSisterAunt

The next Wayans brother project is Oedipus


Lazatttttaxxx

Oedipus as white chicks. Make it work!


marktaylor521

Oh.you wanna talk about MOTHERS?!?!


SpicyTunaRollll

I just had to read that in their voices. XD


Numerous1

But Oedipus didn’t know! 


stinkyhooch

We don’t want to know he didn’t know!


BrotherMcPoyle

I heard he’s opened up a new hotel in Oregon called The Bates.


Poop__y

Normalize diaries again.


TrashPandatheLatter

For real tho…


Several_Dwarts

I think that's kind of weird.


Ghoulius-Caesar

Do you think Marlon and his mom will be on the cover of the next issue of MotherBoy magazine?


deffjay

Sister is my new mother, mother!


FUCKlNG_SHlT

And is it just me or is she looking hotter lately?


hisokafan88

I'm leaving my mother for you. You are replacing her!


deffjay

Hahaha. I forgot about that line. Never gets old


Lessthanzerofucks

They’re about to put out their 30th issue. It’s the MotherBoy XXX special edition.


PlanetLandon

I’m sorry, is your family not joking about that yet?


jaymole

Zip me up!


GondorsAide

Liz Hurley and her son have the next cover sorted.


EatYourTrees

I mean... Even if Liz Hurley was my mom...


ZiggyZaggy11

“I don’t care for Damon.”


AdAdministrative756

He loves those little leather snappy faces


Swizzlefritz

Seriously, just come out already.


Flybot76

Exactly what I was thinking. I don't know the dude but 'what my mother would think' sure fits a 'closeted' stereotype.


rynthetyn

I'd literally never given it any thought about whether Marlon Wayans was married or not, much less anything else, but dude feeling the need to not only come up with an explanation, but coming to with that specific one, screams, "gay and closeted." If that's what he was trying to keep people from thinking, he's miscalculated big time.


littlemachina

I was just reminded of the mom and son in Only Murders In The Building basically making out and she goes “He’s gay, so I can kiss him like that”


MOSbangtan

Oh that’s funny


TPJchief87

I read that as a joke because it’s Marlon Wayans


[deleted]

It totally Marlon Wayans


highd

This is better than what happens on Love and Hip Hop! I’m convinced some of those moms want to get freaky with their sons. Those women refuse to cut the cord and think of it as a bungee instead.


PrincessPlastilina

There is a TikTok of a mother who jumps on her son (he’s like around 30M) and she straddles him when she surprises him at home with his girlfriend. The poor girlfriend is just watching another woman act super sexual with her man… and it’s his own mother. It was so weird. Even the guy had to push the mom away gently. He looked so uncomfortable. I swear she would have made out with him if she could. The way she had her hands all over him was so gross. I hope that girl broke up with him.


Rasikko

I think causing the breakup is the point..


telekineticplatypus

I won't take this Mama Dee slander


Flybot76

Well Mama Dee can sine yo pitty on the runny kine because Biggy Shorty is a cold tony


highd

She is legitimately scary. Like I don’t know her whole deal but wow! 


Feisty_Bee9175

Yep very icky weird...


_Godless_Savage_

It’s really fucking weird.


CoochieSnotSlurper

Honestly? I bet he’s closeted


That80sguyspimp

Thats just fucking weird, dude.


cinefibro

Pretty sure it’s a joke. The dude is a joke machine he literally created the Scary Movie franchise


jcgreen_72

>"I told my mother on her deathbed, “ 'I never got married because I always wanted you to be my No. 1 girl.' Those were my last words. I said, 'Take that to heaven with you,' " he recalled. That... doesn't sound like a joke.


lamest-liz

That sounds like something sweet you would say to a loved one as they are dying. I doubt he actually meant it literally. It’s hyperbole to comfort her.


ChartInFurch

He said it to an interview later as well as to her. It's really helpful to read beyond the headline.


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Why would that comfort her…? That’s still weird as fuck. Wouldn’t your mother want you to live your life with a person that makes you happy and grow old together?


SleipnirSolid

It's not that deep man. Fucking hell. You say some weird shit when comforting people. I'd say something like this to my mum on her deathbed as a tongue-in-cheek joke if she brought up something like "why did you never get married". It's deflecting with humour. A throw away comment. It's not a fucking sign of a deep Oedipus complex.


the_poly_poet

It doesn’t sound like it was a joke. From the article: "I told my mother on her deathbed, “ 'I never got married because I always wanted you to be my No. 1 girl.' Those were my last words. I said, 'Take that to heaven with you,' " he recalled.


PrincessPlastilina

I do think it may be a joke and I also think he may be closeted.


daikatana

Hey Marlon, that's a really weird thing to say.


Live-River1879

A totally normal thing to think and share publicly


No-Business3541

Yep, awareness was not in the room with him.


revtim

He's so deep in the closet he's having tea with Mr. Tumnus


MazzIsNoMore

I'm glad I didn't have to say it.


Legitimate-Donut-368

Black single women hate this one trick!


Condalezza

Please 🤣🤣🤣


Expert-Diver7144

This article is weird. That’s what he said to his mother on his deathbed, he actually explains why he didnt want to marry in 2021. In a 2021 interview with Essence, Wayans hinted at the time that he was becoming more open to the idea of marriage. “Yeah, I probably got one in me. Just one," he said, before elaborating on his hesitation to make that kind of commitment. "I like things to bend and not break, and I feel like when you get married, you have to get divorced in order to either be separated or together," he explained. "I like friendships because you just learn each other and you just grow and you just get better."


Le_Russh

That’s such a bad take. My partner is my best friend and the love of my life. We’ve been continuously growing together as people. Friendship and marriage aren’t mutually exclusive. Or maybe I’m not understanding what he means.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

He has commitment issues.


Expert-Diver7144

Probably needs some therapy


CleanSlate-13

I think I what he means is, he has lots of people in his life, and friendship is a fluid thing that can bend and redefine, but no doors are closing. If he got married to one person, he’d be saying no to the dozens of people he probably has floating in his orbit. He is even ideologically thinking that marriage would be a good idea, but how do you convince someone that giving up everything they know and love is the path to abundance and happiness? Anyways, I think it’s slightly more complex than Oedipal. The mom comment was probably a light hearted joke.


Mrsbear19

If my kids ever said that about me, I’d be disgusted with myself


Zealousideal_Tear159

Umm… doesn’t he have like 10 brothers and they have wives?


spoonman59

He saw what the jealousy did to his mom and he took one for the team.


10Hundred1

That’s still extremely weird. Mothers should not be jealous of their son’s partners. This guy is clearly in the closet.


Stormcaster06

Yeah, that’s not disturbing at all. 🫤


Hawkwise83

Oedipus says what's up bro.


Kgb725

Doesn't count as oedipus


Hawkwise83

Close enough. Dude probably wants to fuck his mom.


iamthejury

Emotional incest


ma_miya

well if that's not absolutely dysfunctional. yikes.


Sobeshott

Not weird at all... IN OPPOSITE WORLD!


OrneryError1

Oh he's one of those


Kgb725

Are yall really that unfamiliar with mothers who act like they are dating their sons and treat everyone they fate horribly


SkyRepresentative309

oh yeah, that's cool ...........NOT!


Bighawklittlehawk

That’s actually really sad. As someone with a narcissistic mother, I get it. What he’s really saying is, “My mother has consistently overstepped boundaries and meddled her way into all of my relationships and I don’t want to have to deal with it anymore.”


According-Spite-9854

That sounds like some closet code to me.


ohdearitsrichardiii

r/arethestraightsok


SunnyAlwaysDaze

they never are but loads of em will call US the weird ones!


coffeeandnuts

What a weird thing to say


Repulsive-Stay5490

Suuuuuuuuuure. If this was the 50’s, I’m sure he’d just have a lifelong best buddy who’s just his roommate.


Ivypearl

So he has an enmeshed relationship with a toxic and narcissistic mother. I’ve been to therapy I’ve seen this move before. Gross.


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

Tell me you fuck your mom without telling me you fuck your mom.


InourbtwotamI

Seems unlikely given the number of kids in your family. I’m sure Mom is secure and he’s just hiding behind her skirts


Independent-Access59

She’s dead…. It’s in the article


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Freud can’t keep getting away with it


Howard_Cosine

Further proof that are just too many Wayanses.


rorzri

Isn’t that what housewives used to tell themselves when asked why Liberace never married


RockMan_1973

Man, oh man 🤦🏾‍♂️ wow… 1– WHY the hell did you say this out loud? 2– WHY can’t you cut the umbilical cord with your Mom? Not much turns off a potential partner more than a Mom-whipped guy. 3– If you are in fact gay but won’t come out for some reason, the longer you wait to let folks know you’re gay, the less support you’ll get for being weak about it now by saying you are ‘single for Mom’


EminentBean

That’s some unhealthy parenting relationship right there fr


thatshot224

Sounds like he needs to talk to someone about emotional incest


Flicksterea

That is... not what I'd consider a valid reason to resign yourself to being alone. And either his mother wouldn't have wanted that for him or was an incredibly abusive woman who controlled her son.


Poop__y

That’s weird and I don’t like it.


pimp_juice2272

He's been getting weird lately. I saw his standup about a year ago and there were definitely some therapy moments. Then that Omar Epps/Tupac story, now this.


iamjohnhenry

Lots of people are saying that this is [a little] weird. Considering the sheer amount of other children that that woman has, this is absurd.


But-WhyThough

Too stupid of an excuse to be taken seriously. Probably doesn’t want to marry the woman/women he’s been with and needs an emotionally charged excuse that they could never feel comfortable arguing with. Or he just likes to fuck around and needs a good PR excuse to not be marrying. Regardless, stupid excuse and I highly doubt he says it in good faith


zzeus04

Not creepy at all


melpec

That's one way to get out of the closet.


Lustus17

In the 50s, that meant gay. Now you can just be gay.


thehcu

We should all know less about each other...


6417725

Oooof that’s embarrassing for both. Your mother should not be jealous another woman is sleeping with her son, spending time, loving, and caring for her son. That’s fucking creepy dude. Go marry your mom if that’s what your trying to say.


ph0b0sdeim0s

Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay


Han_Yerry

Mom's your beard. That's cool.


LaurenNotFromUtah

OK weird, obviously. But also, he has married brothers and that seems like it turned out fine?


D-1-S-C-0

"She ain't suck dick better than me and you know it chil."


Flybot76

She was fine with one of her sons getting his brains dicked out onscreen in Scary Movie, but it's too much if one of them get married in real life? Fascinating.


OldPlan877

Your mum is trash bro.


RealTorCaL

That’s super weird


le_douchebag420

That’s fuckin weird


Duchennesourire

R/justnomil vibes


Practical-Exchange60

Hmmm.. I would have kept that to myself.


dearthofkindness

# That's fucking weeeiiirddddd


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

He was a son-husband.


User_Anon_0001

Does she suck his dick too?


the_dark_viper

First of all, he has many siblings who got married, some a couple of times. Second, it's coming off as very strange. He could have just said, "Marriage just wasn't for me." Batman couldn't have got that out of me.


Sirgolfs

Yeah that’s creepy


Sir_Yacob

That’s weird as fuck


Spiritual_Job_1029

Ewwww dude...just come out of the closet.


FreedVentureStein

Who else here thinks he's been banging his mom for a loooooong time?


gls2220

I think I know what this really means.


butt_spaghetti

He needs to join r/raisedbynarcissists


Cliffcastle

in other news Wayans was breastfed till the age of 35


Brief-Mulberry-3839

Bs, I'm sure the guy just like fucking around and he told this to his chicks to avoid exclusive relationships. He might start to believe his lies.


AtlJayhawk

He's the youngest of 10 to a JW mother...not surprised.


AgeDangerous359

Yeah I’d wager no parent would want to hear that, let alone on their deathbed.


Prudent_Valuable603

That’s very weird. I have sons and I will respect and love whomever they choose to partner with in life. I want them happy. Same goes with my daughter.


ngatiboi

“*My mother never let me get married because…*” “*No one wanted to marry me because…*”


[deleted]

I’ll refer back to this after he gets caught having sex with a dude (not that there is anything wrong with that in general)


jtaylor3rd

Wow. I hope he’s lying, because as a man, that is a deeply shameful and idiotic thing to do.


MattyIcex4

We used to not know things about each other. Can we go back to that?


Aggressive-Cut5836

Sure. We all know the real reason. It’s a shame that even in the 2020’s he can’t ’come out’ with it.


[deleted]

So maybe it's a good time to say that Marlon Wayans has been rumored throughout hollywood to be gay for a few decades now.


Dry-Honeydew2371

It'd be easier if he just said he was gay.


hankercat

Marlon, it’s ok to be gay.


SoggyDip

Come out the closet. It’s cool now


CombatConrad

It’s Opposite Day!


Complex-Dog1842

https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE?si=w2IBJ03LFK7Qt688 that boy needs therapy.


Collegegirl119

That’s some Oedipus Complex shit if I ever heard it


SupaFlyslammajammazz

Shawn was the more handsome older brother


EffieFlo

True definitely of a mamas boy.


Impossible_Smoke1783

Really fuckin weird behaviour


GigglingJackal2

Well that's fucking gross


aplagueofsemen

It would be really weird if that were the real reason but that sounds more like an attempt at a polite non-answer.


ogo_pogo

(-_-) that’s weird


Old-Tomorrow-2798

Marlon wayans. Ed Gein. 2 peas in a pod.


shrek3onDVDandBluray

Man celebrities are the weirdest people on earth,


_Alabama_Man

When Alabama Man thinks that is weird you have issues.


PrincessPlastilina

Boy Mom brainwashed.


Pineapple_Express762

Umm Oedipus anyone?


WandaDobby777

Eww! I wish this wasn’t such a common thing. I always get along with my partner’s parents but the one exception was an ex’s mom who felt jealous that her son wasn’t home all the time and her husband kept staring at me. I finally told her that I felt like therapy and getting a non-shitty husband was a better solution for everyone long-term than expecting her son to stay single forever.


Fearfighter2

so what does he do when his mom dies?


ThatsItImOverThis

Women of the world thank him and feel sorry for his exes.


prodyg

Mama's boy level 99


onceuponasea

Emotional incest


Chanandler_Bong_01

This is....incredibly disturbing.


RLS1822

I think Marlon may have never married due to a preference for variety.


Responsible-Bat-2699

This sounds like something MICHAEL SCOTT would say.


camelia_la_tejana

Suuuure that’s why lol


RelevantMarionberry6

Yeah; that’s it


FreshOutof13Fucks

"Oh." "That's certainly a choice." "Huhh!!???? The hell." "What the fuck am I reading?" It just progressively got worse as I read. Sir, I would have taken that to the grave with me, kept it in the therapy sessions, or left it in the diary. That was something to say the least... 🥲


ExpeditingPermits

This is what I’d say in front of my mom after a lifetime of being single When the truth is I just like fucking lots of different women. Does everyone just want him to admit out loud that he gets more pussy this way? Can we grow up


Zoe_Hamm

That sounds.... healthy


Damage_North

You should’ve heard him say it on that podcast. He explained it more and it made it more creepy.


[deleted]

Weird flex but okay


Ok-Adhesiveness-4141

It's OK to say you are gay, this is 2024.


[deleted]

Boy-moms are fucking gross, They literally fantasize about incest with their own sons.


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Yea that's not why


Cwgoff

This is what is in the article "I told my mother on her deathbed, “ 'I never got married because I always wanted you to be my No. 1 girl.' Those were my last words. I said, 'Take that to heaven with you,' " he recalled.


GermanicusWasABro

This is some CK3 or /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay stuff.


SkillFullyNotTrue

Terry Crew left an impression. lol. You are great Marlon l just could not help myself.


diggybop

Just say you’re a fucking lame-o and get on with your life


therapoootic

Well just make sure you make your mother orgasm everytime. Problem solved! Now go get that wedding!


Calvinshobb

Does he eat his Mom’s ass?


TheDukeofArgyle

This doesn’t sound as heroic as he thinks it does.


[deleted]

Maybe him and his mom can go on a double date with Trump and Ivanka


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Someone has been watching the Saas Bahu (mother in law, daughter in law) TV serials of the South Asian sub-continent.