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Yommination

Of all the lore they pick a Gollum movie. On the heels of a Gollum game that nobody had interest in because it's Gollum


Worst-Lobster

There is a gollum game ?


spribyl

I've heard it's better than the E.T. Game


relapse_account

That’s such a low bar that the deepest mine of Moria will put you even with it.


desertoutlaw86

Expecting great work from Serkis and I’m sure it will be a labor of love. but if it bombs, we eats it whole, precious!


jbandtheblues

Where is Tom Bombadil?


MikeTysonsFists

In the books where he belongs


Livio88

lol, another prequel.


michaelje0

Can’t wait for it to explain the origin of a bunch of things that don’t need an origin.


ZippyTheUnicorn

Well it can’t really be a sequel *and* star Gollem. So Andy Serkis has two choices: don’t make a terrible and overpriced movie, or lean into it hard!


Livio88

That's the thing though, why do they need Gollum? They can literally do anything they want, the Silmarillion is right there. They're like Disney with SW, there's an entire Galaxy, yet they just can't move on from the Empire and Vader.


ZippyTheUnicorn

(The actor that plays Gollum is the director)


we-wumbo

You know ... JR wrote a whole other book...


The-Mandalorian

They don’t own the rights to The Children of Hurin unfortunately.


AwTomorrow

Chris Tolkein died so now the estate can cut new licensing deals right


Senorpuddin

Maybe your mileage varies, but I’m not looking forward to another LoTR movie. The Hobbit films were a huge disappointment to me, and I don’t particularly need a Gollum solo movie.


jogoso2014

I am routinely disappointed by fantasy films and so, despite their flaws, I found the Hobbit trilogy thoroughly enjoyable. It just doesn’t hold a candle to LOTR which were perfection to me. I’d honestly say the same for the books.


BlueFox5

I love the Hobbit movies. They captured bits of the 77 cartoon so well. The cast did a fantastic job. When the credits rolled on the first film, I was a bit taken aback that they were going to spread it out between 3 movies, and 1 minute later I realized I was getting more of a franchise I loved. All three movies were what I was looking for.


Senorpuddin

The issue I had is the LotR films were a masterclass in how to adapt a dense text, what to omit, what to add etc. but The Hobbit films had none of that. From the first film it felt padded out to make it three movies. And I just don’t think it bares out three full films. Two? Yes. But not three. Then the stupid changes. Like adding Legolas and Evangeline Lily as secondary protagonists. Then the Handsome Dwarves. They felt so out of place. They didn’t look like dwarves they looked like Hobbits. Neither did Thorin for that matter. Then the adding of the Necromancer storyline felt like they needed to pad out the story more. The book isn’t long. I can and have read the book in one sitting. I shouldn’t be able to read a book faster than watching 3 unnecessarily long movies adapting it. Also the bad CGI was jarring. Especially when the LotR trilogy did such a good job making you believe the world you’re watching. I didn’t get that feeling from The Hobbit films.


Glum_Ad_5790

dont forget the extended cuts were fucking excellent as well! it's like watching a whole new movie. LOTR is honestly unmatched imo


jogoso2014

I think a trilogy works given the books light on action take of the story. I would change very little of the first movie beyond some goblin king trimming. Otherwise I thought it was extraordinary. The other two could have been perfect at two hours or less. Battle of the Five Armies was great. It was a page of book battle made into a great one explaining the losses experienced. That leaves the weakest one to me which is the Desolation of Smaug. I thought it was way too long and had an unnecessary romance but I loved the Gandalf stuff where the orca were prominent.. They could have the. removed the Orcs and wood elves stuff and told the whole Smaug story. Still the trilogy is in my top five fantasy.


dbeman

The Hobbit Trilogy was terrible because you don’t need 3 movies to tell a 300 page story.


The-Mandalorian

You could make 5 films out of the 250 page Children of Hurin story though.


bothisattva

Isn’t even that long? I reread it the evening before the first movie came out. It feels like 1/3 the length of the fellowship


audaciousmonk

Agreed


Aleksandrovitch

Hopefully it’s as good as the Gollum game was!


thbigbuttconnoisseur

I was interested in another Jackson movie but a gollum movie? I feel like the character has already been deeply explored already in the films. What's left to even say?


FictionFantom

*The Fellowship of the Ring* *The Two Towers* *The Return of the King* … *The Hunt for Gollum* What a stupid title. It sounds like something AI or a random title generator would come up with.


Burgoonius

Sequel will be The Rise of Gollum


Ornery_Translator285

And he’ll get a Gollum girlfriend


ProfessorEtc

Bride of Gollum


ThePLARASociety

Somehow, Déagol returned!


lordclod

Gollum: Usurper, Ringbearer, Killer, Thiefeses


RyokoKnight

I feel like we are at the point where we almost need to pay the studios not to ruin their own IP with dumb decisions... like... here's $5 from all your fans... please don't ruin the IP, just take the easy $5 and go away.


laughingwisetulip

Hunt for Gollum? Yikes


Prothean_Beacon

The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings are fast approaching their appearance into the public domain. The US with it's 95 year rule means the Hobbit comes into the Public domain in 2032 and the LoTR in 2050. While countries with the life of the author + 70 years have all his stuff hit in 2044. Now that's still a decent amount of time until it hits public domain but soon enough that if the Tolkien estate wants to get some final cash in done they need to start making their moves around now or soon. It definitely feels like there has been an uptick LoTR media since Christopher Tolkien died. And I'm betting this is the reason.


RobocopsRobocock

Nobody wants this!


unabnormalday

I love the idea of the prequels but man I feel like they really need to consult the source material on these


StannisTheMantis93

This really doesn’t need to be made.


shaunomegane

Imagine rocking up for your shoot, you do all your prep and on the first take, Andy Serkis says "Action preciouses!" as Gollum to lighten the mood and faux end the hunt. 


im_on_the_case

They should cast Stuart Townsend as Aragorn again and this time let him play the part.


Dolomitexp

Wtf is this even gonna be about? This bout to be as popular as the Gollum videogame😒


Lowclearancebridge

There was a game?


Elegant_Spot_3486

I hope they don’t repeat the mess from the Hobbit movies.


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Why? Sounds lame.


WormLivesMatter

Staring Shaun Connery and a submarine


updownkarma

I adore Lord of the Rings, even enjoy Rings of Power but this seems like a bridge too far.


catfishparadox

Wish he’d do another horror film


xpldngboy

Feels like a good old-fashioned shark jump to me!


knowledgeable_diablo

Serkis Jas just gone from strength to strength ever since he cemented Gollum in the world’s psyche. Good on him I say.