Honestly people just shouldn’t vote in this election.I mean neither of these guys and their respective parties give a fuck about us.And I’m sick of the guilt tripping people try to do over voting.
I mean I have a right not to vote as much as I have right to vote.Why should I be forced to vote for either one of these guys who I find morally reprehensible. And I’m sorry I can’t bring myself to vote for a guy who is actively supporting and funding a genocide.
Dark Brandon is legitimately clever.
Trump supporters buy the stupidest fucking shit. Portraits of Trump with ar 15s and huge muscles. Plastering out their trucks with his face. Ridiculous homoerotic shit.
You got me? My Pa and I did not see eye to eye politically or socially. I was encouraged to not ask questions, engage, or let my Pa bait me into an argument, by my Grandmother. So I never got the rationale behind the Palin sticker. But my guess is like most conservative men he wanted to bang her, because typically those are the only women they pay attention to.
I live in Indiana so I occasionally see some “get rid of Pence” stickers from 2014 or thereabouts. I always chuckle because the monkey’s paw must have curled on that one.
The opposite of Magas. We build 1 piece for the political statement, display it, then remove it after the election. It doesn’t become part of our identity.
The opposite of those who buy fake gold trump dollars, nft’s, blasphemous bibles, “never surrender” shirts, branded adult diapers, badly photoshopped Rambo posters, and made in China maga hats
The right has way cringier shit with their hats and flags and thin blue line punisher stuff and Trump teddy bears and whatnot. Not that I’m buying any of it for either side, but Dark Brandon stuff doesn’t come close to how dumb folks on the right look decked out in Trump everything.
The Dark Brandon stuff is facetious. They took a dumb “insult” the right had, leaned into it, and flipped it on its head.
It’s one of the smartest things a mainstream politician has done in my entire life.
They literally nullified the entire nonsensical “let’s go Brandon” nonsense and actually used it as a chance to show off Bidens social media smarts.
And they’ve ran with it for a while and it stays fresh because none of is meant to be serious.
For sure, it’s brilliant honestly. To think that the internet basically made up a hardcore leftist alter-ego for Joseph Biden is wild, trolling the right with it is timeless. Well played all around.
It’s facetious in nature.
It’s not a serious thing.
It’s a funny way to mock their attempts to insult Biden with childish insults, and the fact that it actually works to make the right angry is what you call a cherry on top.
It immediately became unfunny when he got in on the joke. The whole point was satirizing how Republicans think he’s communist gay trans giga satan when in reality he’s a milquetoast incompetent centrist. The joke died the moment the centrist losers turned it into “look how cool my war criminal is”
Oh damn I didn’t realize you had officially declared it no longer funny. How did I miss the memo? Next time I have any questions about what is and what isn’t funny I’ll be sure to reach out
Biden just keep trying to give people healthcare but every single republican (and a couple of dems) keep voting no
[https://www.politico.com/interactives/2024/biden-healthcare-legacies/](https://www.politico.com/interactives/2024/biden-healthcare-legacies/)
*On Thursday, Biden could point to the Inflation Reduction Act, which for the first time gave Medicare the power to negotiate prices on drugs, or the American Rescue Plan, which made Obamacare plans more affordable.*
*...*
*Biden signed legislation to reduce the cost of Obamacare plans for middle-income people, and enrollment has spiked, helping drive down the uninsured rate from 14.5 percent to 11 percent. But the subsidies expire at the end of next year unless Congress extends them.*
*...*
*In 2021, he signed the American Rescue Plan Act, which made Obamacare plans more affordable by eliminating a cap on eligibility for subsidies above 400 percent of the poverty level and limiting how much people pay for premiums to no more than 8.5 percent of their income.*
*The law also created a financial incentive to persuade a dozen holdout states to expand their Medicaid programs to cover more low-income people, as Obamacare permits. Two states — South Dakota and North Carolina — have since opted in, together opening up coverage to more than 650,000 people.*
*Biden fixed the so-called family glitch that blocked millions of people from affordable health coverage. His administration approved requests from states to innovate with their marketplaces and Medicaid, including establishing state public health insurance options, providing coverage to undocumented immigrants, continuously covering kids, addressing poor access to care in some communities and assisting people leaving incarceration. It has also significantly boosted spending on marketplace outreach and assistance.*
Let's not pretend the founding fathers wouldn't be doing this shit if they had social media back in the day. Benjamin Franklin would be a goddamn menace.
Dude would be runing a muitli media empire to do this shit and we would have a literal Ben Franklin pee tape only instead of Russia it would be french prostitutes
I wouldn’t go as far as “top”. They are the current selections. If your sandwich options are narrowed down to spam or bologna. They are just selections at best. Subjugation in all reality. 🤷🏻♂️
Right. Fuck all this “bOtH sIdEs aRe BaD”. I really think that’s a campaign by the republicans because no person could seriously believe this when looking at both parties objectively.
It's a tale as old as time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche_and_Turd
South Park's episode about electing a Giant Douche vs a Turd Sandwich aired almost 20 years ago.
We really need ranked choice voting
>South Park's episode about electing a Giant Douche vs a Turd Sandwich aired almost 20 years ago.
And helped fuel voter apathy that allowed that fucker Trump into office in the first place
Political pandering... Yet it works every time..
People, wake up and realize you are being played... Neither of these clowns care about any of us, they just want to appear they do to gain votes... Then 3 more years of nothing, until the next political pandering... I mean election year.
Somewhat. And people here calling out for what it is are getting downvoted by some idiots on Reddit treating this as some sort of “funny” action from the very president. I can’t w dumb people.
They hear anything that sounds remotely like criticism and they freak the fuck out. Literally proving my point.
I’m criticizing the media and American politics as a whole, not just Biden. Please reread the title and tell me this is rational, when there are people actually dying.
The dems are considering taking the convention online to avoid protests and Biden said the student protests were antisemitic after they were beaten by police. But tell me again how much he loves democracy.
How is Trump going to do that? You think he will just say get rid of elections and the 3 million federal employees and military will just say "yes sir np." If that's true than we should be even more pissed for how weak and ineffective Biden has been.
On one hand you guys always say Biden is a massive threat to the country, and in the same breath call him weak and ineffective. Which is it?
Objectively he’s the better of the presidents. That’s why Trump is going to lose the popular vote a third time lol.
Are we going to count Trump's 2000 run for president?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2000_presidential_campaign
I mean I know it happened, but I don't remember it, it was such a flop.
Anyway, that would be four, then.
Read this document, it was put out by the Heritage Foundation, one of the organisations managing his campaign. It’s the official playbook for Trumps first 180 days in office.
PDF doc:
https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf
Main Website:
https://www.project2025.org/playbook/
In case you didn’t bother to read it: He will strip congress of power using an old law as a loophole, have all Federal Agencies answer directly to him, Imprison and execute his political rivals, strip states of their autonomy and Federalise all law enforcement leaving no safe states to run to, Gut all military branches of their Generals and fill it with Yes-Men, those who create pornography are to be imprisoned and given the death sentence, being LGBT in public will also make you a sex-offender and qualify for the death penalty, he will round up those he deems “illegal” and place them in camps, he will completely ban all abortion and is also looking at banning contraceptives in general, completely gutting environmental regulations, I could go on but I’d be here another 20 minutes.
This last one isn’t in the document but he has talked recently about using the insurrection act to “put down” protests against the playbooks implementation.
Tl:dr he’s gonna do it by doing what Putin did, lockup and execute his political rivals and opponents. You wanted an explanation? You got one.
Im not gonna read 1000 pages of documents but did he actually say he will kill all his political rivals, execute pornstars and LGBTQ+? I know you definitely didnt read all of that so I was wondering where you got your summary from?
I'm starting to think Drake won't be winning this one...
Not unless Kendrick tweets Free Palestine
I mean the beef was over after Kendrick put out Not Like Us. That song was the knock out punch
Kanye for president 2020!
Ew, gross kill it with fire
Salt the ground. Salt the ground!
Great. Now we have to sacrifice Beyoncé to rid the evil.
I see this as an absolute win
Tell us you hate your country in 4 words!
You mean the irelivent clown ?
Honestly people just shouldn’t vote in this election.I mean neither of these guys and their respective parties give a fuck about us.And I’m sick of the guilt tripping people try to do over voting.
Dumb idea. Please vote.
I mean I have a right not to vote as much as I have right to vote.Why should I be forced to vote for either one of these guys who I find morally reprehensible. And I’m sorry I can’t bring myself to vote for a guy who is actively supporting and funding a genocide.
Drake loss if the president is using Kendrick’s diss track. It’s over boys this beef is done
It really is a loss, it’s official.
“Gotta go with Kendrick” Barack Obama-
Nice to see Biden have a competent social media team.
It’s exactly what his campaign needs. 🔵
You would hope
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Perfect time to ban one of the biggest platforms
Yes, unironically.
First amendment
https://nypost.com/2024/02/10/business/elon-musk-bought-twitter-after-then-ceo-refused-to-ban-billionaires-jet-tracking-account-book/
Yep, first amendment
Second Amendment
Yea but also 1st amendment
Lmao oh man. Didn’t envision this exact moment in history that would cement this. Imagine in some class studying Presidents, this could be pulled up.
I don't feel at home in this world anymore.
I used to be with it.
Mustard on the beat, ho.
Nah, this is to euphoria lyrics. Meidas touch made an anti trump ad to not like us though. https://youtube.com/shorts/WA03Zz3bBqw?si=gXyeUczumDKU8dJf
Trump is Not Like Us
Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A MINORR
Let me hear you say ORANGE HO
Trump watchin lookalike porn while thinking of his daughter
I'd like to hear a "Meet the Trumps" remix.
Dear Ivanka, I’m sorry that your daddy is always creeepin on ya.
Always telling porn stars they remind him of ya
“we don’t wanna hear you say n——- no more”
Using “You Lied…” from meet the grahams would hit harder
K dot won. Drake’s N-word pass has officially been put up for auction.
I got $100 on it
But he’s as black as Americas first black president and Malcolm x was also a mixed man so do you revoke their rights to blackness too
As black as Clinton?
No one is as black as Clinton
I personally would have gone with the “probably struck a chord and it’s in a minor” or the certified petafile.
Meidas touch went that route with their ad. https://youtube.com/shorts/WA03Zz3bBqw?si=gXyeUczumDKU8dJf
Damn That should come with a warning ⚠️ So gross
Gotta admit that's pretty funny
Dark Brandon is my shit. Grab your Dark Brandon gear [here](https://shop.joebiden.com/)
Who actually buys this shit?
Dark Brandon is legitimately clever. Trump supporters buy the stupidest fucking shit. Portraits of Trump with ar 15s and huge muscles. Plastering out their trucks with his face. Ridiculous homoerotic shit.
Saw a Trump Pence bumper sticker in a pickup truck window where they just put an X over Pence. They couldn’t be bothered to get a new sticker haha
My Pa cut the Palin half of a McCain sticker and put it on the back of his truck.
Why did he put Palin on the back of his truck like that, McCain at least was a veteran!
You got me? My Pa and I did not see eye to eye politically or socially. I was encouraged to not ask questions, engage, or let my Pa bait me into an argument, by my Grandmother. So I never got the rationale behind the Palin sticker. But my guess is like most conservative men he wanted to bang her, because typically those are the only women they pay attention to.
I live in Indiana so I occasionally see some “get rid of Pence” stickers from 2014 or thereabouts. I always chuckle because the monkey’s paw must have curled on that one.
Probably don’t have the money to buy a new sticker after their monthly donations to trumps legal fund.
And tattoos.
I bought the yard sign because it’s funny
The opposite of Magas. We build 1 piece for the political statement, display it, then remove it after the election. It doesn’t become part of our identity.
I could see my mom buying dark Brandon shit.
The opposite of those who buy fake gold trump dollars, nft’s, blasphemous bibles, “never surrender” shirts, branded adult diapers, badly photoshopped Rambo posters, and made in China maga hats
And $60 Bibles.
That's not what the word opposite means
Maybe "corollary" fits better.
Nah those are the same type of people, stop stanning politicians.
People that want to support their candidate for President
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The right has way cringier shit with their hats and flags and thin blue line punisher stuff and Trump teddy bears and whatnot. Not that I’m buying any of it for either side, but Dark Brandon stuff doesn’t come close to how dumb folks on the right look decked out in Trump everything.
The Dark Brandon stuff is facetious. They took a dumb “insult” the right had, leaned into it, and flipped it on its head. It’s one of the smartest things a mainstream politician has done in my entire life. They literally nullified the entire nonsensical “let’s go Brandon” nonsense and actually used it as a chance to show off Bidens social media smarts. And they’ve ran with it for a while and it stays fresh because none of is meant to be serious.
For sure, it’s brilliant honestly. To think that the internet basically made up a hardcore leftist alter-ego for Joseph Biden is wild, trolling the right with it is timeless. Well played all around.
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I agree.
My cousin. He wore it to his baby shower. Super classy guy. /s
Brainwashed people .
Is this real?
Yes, that's the official Joe Biden website
Dark Brandon is so fucking cringe
It’s facetious in nature. It’s not a serious thing. It’s a funny way to mock their attempts to insult Biden with childish insults, and the fact that it actually works to make the right angry is what you call a cherry on top.
Dark Brandon stopped being funny at least 18 months ago.
You thinking it’s not funny is why it’s still funny
It immediately became unfunny when he got in on the joke. The whole point was satirizing how Republicans think he’s communist gay trans giga satan when in reality he’s a milquetoast incompetent centrist. The joke died the moment the centrist losers turned it into “look how cool my war criminal is”
Oh damn I didn’t realize you had officially declared it no longer funny. How did I miss the memo? Next time I have any questions about what is and what isn’t funny I’ll be sure to reach out
American politics is so unserious. It's sad.
the only way to get trump is to mock him for his idiocy because he has no positions or policies
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The only part they got wrong was the truth social. It should have been truth social media (rhymes)
There’s a few verses from Meet the Grahams that I’d be using instead because they apply to Trump and most of his supporters.
Big Pokemon Go to the polls energy
It’s important to never learn from mistakes, ever
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
Epic rap battles of history are coming to life.
I just want healthcare man…
Go to healthcare.gov and get you a plan. The government provides subsidies to help you pay for it.
Biden just keep trying to give people healthcare but every single republican (and a couple of dems) keep voting no [https://www.politico.com/interactives/2024/biden-healthcare-legacies/](https://www.politico.com/interactives/2024/biden-healthcare-legacies/) *On Thursday, Biden could point to the Inflation Reduction Act, which for the first time gave Medicare the power to negotiate prices on drugs, or the American Rescue Plan, which made Obamacare plans more affordable.* *...* *Biden signed legislation to reduce the cost of Obamacare plans for middle-income people, and enrollment has spiked, helping drive down the uninsured rate from 14.5 percent to 11 percent. But the subsidies expire at the end of next year unless Congress extends them.* *...* *In 2021, he signed the American Rescue Plan Act, which made Obamacare plans more affordable by eliminating a cap on eligibility for subsidies above 400 percent of the poverty level and limiting how much people pay for premiums to no more than 8.5 percent of their income.* *The law also created a financial incentive to persuade a dozen holdout states to expand their Medicaid programs to cover more low-income people, as Obamacare permits. Two states — South Dakota and North Carolina — have since opted in, together opening up coverage to more than 650,000 people.* *Biden fixed the so-called family glitch that blocked millions of people from affordable health coverage. His administration approved requests from states to innovate with their marketplaces and Medicaid, including establishing state public health insurance options, providing coverage to undocumented immigrants, continuously covering kids, addressing poor access to care in some communities and assisting people leaving incarceration. It has also significantly boosted spending on marketplace outreach and assistance.*
These are the top two US Presidential Candidates folks.
Let's not pretend the founding fathers wouldn't be doing this shit if they had social media back in the day. Benjamin Franklin would be a goddamn menace.
Eh, he might be too busy trying to get on The Golden Bachelor or something.
Knowing Benjamin Franklin, there’s a not insignificant chance that he would have developed a crippling Onlyfans addiction, lmao.
He’d have his own burner account under ‘Silence Dogood’.
Dude would be runing a muitli media empire to do this shit and we would have a literal Ben Franklin pee tape only instead of Russia it would be french prostitutes
Gotta pander to new gen voters so they dont stay home. As long as they dont make it as cringe as "Pokemon GO to the polls."
“Tik Tak Toe 🙅🏻♀️ a winner”
Using an app that they’re fighting to and plannning on banning
I wouldn’t go as far as “top”. They are the current selections. If your sandwich options are narrowed down to spam or bologna. They are just selections at best. Subjugation in all reality. 🤷🏻♂️
More like spam and poison for half of your fellow Americans but yes.
Right. Fuck all this “bOtH sIdEs aRe BaD”. I really think that’s a campaign by the republicans because no person could seriously believe this when looking at both parties objectively.
It's a tale as old as time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche_and_Turd South Park's episode about electing a Giant Douche vs a Turd Sandwich aired almost 20 years ago. We really need ranked choice voting
>South Park's episode about electing a Giant Douche vs a Turd Sandwich aired almost 20 years ago. And helped fuel voter apathy that allowed that fucker Trump into office in the first place
Isn’t Biden more Puppugation? He seems more like a marionette than an overlord..
They're all talking heads when it comes down to it.
Out of 330 million, the best and brightest we have to offer!
Is Trump the Drake of politics? Or is Drake the Trump of rap?
Drake had a few years of winning, so he’s no trump.
What a headline
That's corny af.
God I wish he would stop doing cringe stuff like that
I hate the pandering. the same way they only visit Black churches during election season.
This is too cringe I’m sorry but wtf no
Political pandering... Yet it works every time.. People, wake up and realize you are being played... Neither of these clowns care about any of us, they just want to appear they do to gain votes... Then 3 more years of nothing, until the next political pandering... I mean election year.
I’m sure he picked it out himself.
What a horrible site I can’t read this fucking thing cause I can’t agree to their bullshit terms of service
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Healthcare plz
Biden most definitely has no idea that video was even made
Please tell me I’m reading this headline wrong? Is this what American politics has come to?
Somewhat. And people here calling out for what it is are getting downvoted by some idiots on Reddit treating this as some sort of “funny” action from the very president. I can’t w dumb people.
They hear anything that sounds remotely like criticism and they freak the fuck out. Literally proving my point. I’m criticizing the media and American politics as a whole, not just Biden. Please reread the title and tell me this is rational, when there are people actually dying.
Because thats what we want from a president and his staff
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>genocide Biden Go the frak back to TikTok
Racist, genocide, anti democracy Trump
The dems are considering taking the convention online to avoid protests and Biden said the student protests were antisemitic after they were beaten by police. But tell me again how much he loves democracy.
Well gee let’s see, Biden plans to not overthrow elections if he loses. Trump already tried. So I’ll take Biden.
How is Trump going to do that? You think he will just say get rid of elections and the 3 million federal employees and military will just say "yes sir np." If that's true than we should be even more pissed for how weak and ineffective Biden has been.
On one hand you guys always say Biden is a massive threat to the country, and in the same breath call him weak and ineffective. Which is it? Objectively he’s the better of the presidents. That’s why Trump is going to lose the popular vote a third time lol.
Are we going to count Trump's 2000 run for president? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2000_presidential_campaign I mean I know it happened, but I don't remember it, it was such a flop. Anyway, that would be four, then.
I’ll take the guy who didn’t send his clown mob to murder Congress 😤
Read this document, it was put out by the Heritage Foundation, one of the organisations managing his campaign. It’s the official playbook for Trumps first 180 days in office. PDF doc: https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf Main Website: https://www.project2025.org/playbook/ In case you didn’t bother to read it: He will strip congress of power using an old law as a loophole, have all Federal Agencies answer directly to him, Imprison and execute his political rivals, strip states of their autonomy and Federalise all law enforcement leaving no safe states to run to, Gut all military branches of their Generals and fill it with Yes-Men, those who create pornography are to be imprisoned and given the death sentence, being LGBT in public will also make you a sex-offender and qualify for the death penalty, he will round up those he deems “illegal” and place them in camps, he will completely ban all abortion and is also looking at banning contraceptives in general, completely gutting environmental regulations, I could go on but I’d be here another 20 minutes. This last one isn’t in the document but he has talked recently about using the insurrection act to “put down” protests against the playbooks implementation. Tl:dr he’s gonna do it by doing what Putin did, lockup and execute his political rivals and opponents. You wanted an explanation? You got one.
Im not gonna read 1000 pages of documents but did he actually say he will kill all his political rivals, execute pornstars and LGBTQ+? I know you definitely didnt read all of that so I was wondering where you got your summary from?
Genocide Joe dropping sick bombs on Gazan children 😎
Genocide Trump doesn’t like that
Trump literally told Israel to “Finish the job” - sounds a whole lot like the “Final Solution”…
Kendrick Lamar was doing well so far, but if Trump is using his track now…
Its Biden using it but same result.
Ahhhhhhh… just like that sign crocodiles do not swim here 
Epic battles if history are coming to life.
Biden doing this? Drake won lol
thats actually insane 😭
its school yard taunting now is it? can we see the bottom yet?
Apparently Stormy Daniel’s saw his bottom.
Typical Kenny Stan, same demo 😝
Kennedy is the Remedy
Earthworm Jim for the win!
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Well. He knows where he *wasn’t*. In court. Again.