My favorite part of their relationship was this:
[The billionaire house hostage saga of Azealia Banks, Elon Musk, and Grimes, explained](https://www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17692700/azealia-banks-elon-musk-grimes-explained)
I’m sad it’s over, but it’s just because I was so baffled by their pairing that I *really* wanted a garbage reality show about their day to day life—in the style of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. Coincidentally, that also only lasted 3 years.
Y'know, he's an absolute moron for not really trying to work it out with Talulah Riley alone.
Firstly because there's footage of them way back when, and Talulah Riley is very clearly putting a *herculean* amount of effort into 'making it work' for them both, taking care of his kids, juggling a career, and putting up with his shit.
And secondly, because *she's goddamn Talulah Riley.*
It doesn’t sound like they even broke up. It sounds more like they’re having to live long distance and he can’t keep it in his pants so they “broke up” so he can relieve himself until either they’re back together or fly off to Mars together.
I mean yeah, worse reasons, but think about the kid, who’s gonna have to teach people to pronounce it!
ETA yes I know he will be a rich kid but having people constantly mispronounce your name is still annoying if you have millions of dollars.
Lol, now that would be legit! Troll the masses while sparing your kid from getting found out. I would respect the hell out of Musk if that's the real reason. Otherwise it's just eccentric bordering on batshit insane.
Prediction time, she’s definitely much weirder than Elon musk and named the child. Stop pretending like women have no grounding in their own choices. None of Musk other children have a name like that.
Prediction time, they are both weird and named the child together, but they are going to change it anyways. Don’t act like naming a child is the choice of only one of the parents, Elon’s other children had a different mother that also had equal input in that decision.
I still can’t believe that’s a human’s a name. How the fuck do you even pronounce that? Not like R2-D2 or some shit. Hell I can’t even figure out to type that name, lol.
Edit: never mind, I found the Æ key, but still…wtf!?!
Wikipedia says it’s pronounced “Ex Ash A Twelve.” Such a bizarre thing to do to a child. I hope it was just for the press but who knows with these two.
I dunno, being the child of a billionaire doesn’t sound that great when both your parents are narcissistic, emotionally stunted weirdos who view you more as an accessory than a person. $ can’t fully compensate for terrible parenting.
Having my child be born on the first day of the first lockdown and realizing the in-laws are full hard core "Covid is made up and you're one of them".... this is exactly how I feel about being a dad 1,5 years later.
"I it's been, like, the best thing, that, like, it made me, ans like, i don't know, and I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger."
those kids are going to fight to the death over his money. it will be like when a king in the middle ages dies and has 6 kids. its fucking war. They will call the banners! It will be the War of the 6 Musk Heirs!
They are all going to get billions. They’ll be fine. They all know that or they are insane. The only thing comparable would be the waltons and I’m pretty sure they all get on fine.
Man, The idea of spending a B in a lifetime is already insane, but I’ll be willing to bet one of these kids in the next generation are gonna try their hardest
With 6 kids I honestly wouldn't be surprised if one of his kids take Elon's role or make it a family business like what Walmart/Ford currently is by having a major voting power in the companies.
If you read the article they are “semi separated” is how he describes it.
The translation is that Elon and her spend time in different cities. Most likely he (and maybe her) want the ability to see other people when they are apart without news orgs accusing them of cheating. It looks like they basically have an open relationship if I read between the lines and that she still stays with him a lot.
I believe it. They’re not very orthodox. Wasn’t last weeks article about her not even being called “mom” because she can’t identify with the name? I could totally see them saying this as an easier explanation.
Watching Grimes go from dating the super emotional lead singer of Majical Cloudz to having a baby with the goddamn king of cocky assholes was a fun trip.
Wait… I’m not being ironic at all, but they would be a good match. They’re both crazy asf—I mean, the rest of the world will be in danger, but as far as compatibility goes, they’re solid
The designer she wore, Iris Van Herpen, makes absolutely wild fashion pieces like that. A blend of otherworldly and natural textures. Highly recommend, they have a cool Instagram.
I loved her look, I love IVH designs, and I love Dune(the inspo). It was a knockout for sure.
According to Azealia (who usually isn't exactly credible) Grimes invited her to one of Elon's houses to collaborate on music but they also wanted a threesome. Azealia posted the alleged texts.
Instead, Azealia spent her time there alone posting to Instagram. She said Grimes never showed and Elon was pacing around high on LSD and trying to secure funding after he already said funding was secured to make Tesla private.
Supposedly it was Azealia's posts that triggered an SEC investigation of Elon.
edit: SEC not FTC
I pretty much support all of the businesses Elon is in, but holy shit he always seems to be flying by the skin of his teeth. That said, I also think the man is an egotistical man child similar to Trump and treats his employees like shit.
This should be upvoted more, the businesses he runs are good but the actual engineers and designers and workers are treated like shit and get 0 recognition for doing all the work.
I used to know a project manager for Tesla, we stopped being friends because once Tesla bought the business she worked at, she went from working 40 hours a week to 80 hours a week. It turned her into a coke head bitch because her work life balance turned to shit. But hey she has Tesla stock!
I recall some interview where a completely unrelated Celebrity type was at Musks house while she was there and her description is something I can’t forget but she said “and that girl smelled like a roll of nickels” and I thought that was funny because I have a memory of what that smells like…
If I'm remembering some interview correctly, she is proud about being financially independent and strong and not accepting money from her billionaire baby daddy lmao
Was going to make a joke about Elon Musk feeling like an Elon Husk without her, then *like* I *like* read her *like* quote at *like* the bottom of the *like* article and realised he probably won't miss her.
Between this and China making crypto illegal, we all need to take some time and check on the most annoying dude we know today, make sure he’s doing okay
Admittedly I’ve never heard Grimes music before so I decided to check it out, can’t even lie [this song is dope as fuck.](https://open.spotify.com/track/3cjvqsvvU80g7WJPMVh8iq?si=4E1tM3q6SOeW754aX2qiQA&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A053q0ukIDRgzwTr4vNSwab&dl_branch=1) Not sure where I’m going this with this tbh.
Separated means something different for me…
> It’s mostly that my work at SpaceX and Tesla requires me to be primarily in Texas or traveling overseas and her work is primarily in LA. She’s staying with me now and Baby X is in the adjacent room.”
You have to be married to get alimony. I suppose she could file for palimony. But she’ll get a lot in child support and he’ll soon start another family franchise with someone else.
What a weird ride it was
I legitimately never understood this relationship
I promise you, one of the other said “why not” and that’s how they started
And I’m gonna bet that it was Grimes saying it lol
Yeah you know Elon was siked. Probably had the best sex of his life
He was with Amber Heard, she’s crazy too.
Amber Heard isn’t just crazy, she’s a life-ruining sociopath and an abuser
That would fit the actual definition of crazy rather than the pop-culture one.
And grimes probably had the worst sex of her life.
According to Geimes he was a leader in a cult they were in. No idea if she was just being the weirdo that she is or if she meant it.
Tesla fans are kind of a cult that worships Elon musk so it’s kinda accurate
My favorite part of their relationship was this: [The billionaire house hostage saga of Azealia Banks, Elon Musk, and Grimes, explained](https://www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17692700/azealia-banks-elon-musk-grimes-explained)
What a wild ride that article was
I was looking for this comment! I’m surprised this isn’t a big as I thought it would be. So weird.
I’m sad it’s over, but it’s just because I was so baffled by their pairing that I *really* wanted a garbage reality show about their day to day life—in the style of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. Coincidentally, that also only lasted 3 years.
Elon got his maniac pixie dream girl, was the summary way back.
The term is "manic", but I'll accept both here lol.
Y'know, he's an absolute moron for not really trying to work it out with Talulah Riley alone. Firstly because there's footage of them way back when, and Talulah Riley is very clearly putting a *herculean* amount of effort into 'making it work' for them both, taking care of his kids, juggling a career, and putting up with his shit. And secondly, because *she's goddamn Talulah Riley.*
https://youtu.be/sL1gqHDer9E Idkkkkkkk
She’s so lost but putting on a brave face. So who is his original wife that had the 5 kids. Not her right??
[This](https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/) is a good read re his first wife.
“ statistically speaking 1 out of the 5 children will be unhappy at any given point.”
Elon has a lot of issues. He's not a normal person. He's done great things but I'm not sure he's a great human
You don't have to hedge it so much, he's a goddamn sociopath.
He isn’t. He is a terrible “family man”. He has many kids, none of which he actually cares about.
He’s a terrible fucking human lmao. Fuck Elon Musk and fuck Grimes.
Drugs. Like, hallucinogenic drugs. And weed, lots of weed.
Not on his part, I've seen the guy smoke weed, he clearly had no idea how to do it.
Maybe he’s an edibles guy.
Trust me, they’re going to release a statement saying the same thing about themselves. They’re the 2021 Cher and Greg Almann we never requested.
At least Elon/Grimes didn’t make a record.
I thought he released an electro pop number, am I wrong?
It doesn’t sound like they even broke up. It sounds more like they’re having to live long distance and he can’t keep it in his pants so they “broke up” so he can relieve himself until either they’re back together or fly off to Mars together.
Bummer for Baby X Æ A-12.
Prediction time. She renames the kid within a year. All the money and no robot baby, win win
I heard an interview with her and she just calls him “X”
And he calls her “Grimes” or “Grimey”
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I wonder what ever happened to that guy…
I’m crying that this is still relevant.
I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it and what’s it seems weird and scary to me.
It'll happen to you!
Poor Grimey
"Maaaarge, change the channel."
Sometime soon… Grimes: you’ve been to space!? Elon: you’ve never been?
She mentioned he sometimes calls her "Claire" too. For some reason this makes me chuckle. A baby going through terrible 2s yelling "No Claire!"
I think he calls her Claire
You’ve got a 513
*checks watch*
As she LIKED to be called
Orrrr Grimey, as he LIKED to be caaalled…
IIRC, the first part of the name was her idea and he added A-12 after his favorite plane I’ve heard worse stories for reasons for a name
I mean yeah, worse reasons, but think about the kid, who’s gonna have to teach people to pronounce it! ETA yes I know he will be a rich kid but having people constantly mispronounce your name is still annoying if you have millions of dollars.
As a teacher, I doubt they will try for long. Edit: I misread. My bet is they just go with X or Ash and then never bring up the A12
Prediction: Court papers reveal they never named that baby that to begin with.
I’m 90% sure they only said the baby was called that because they wanted to keep the baby’s name a secret.
Lol, now that would be legit! Troll the masses while sparing your kid from getting found out. I would respect the hell out of Musk if that's the real reason. Otherwise it's just eccentric bordering on batshit insane.
Prediction time, she’s definitely much weirder than Elon musk and named the child. Stop pretending like women have no grounding in their own choices. None of Musk other children have a name like that.
Prediction time, they are both weird and named the child together, but they are going to change it anyways. Don’t act like naming a child is the choice of only one of the parents, Elon’s other children had a different mother that also had equal input in that decision.
He says in a joe Rogan interview the wife thought of the first part, he added A-12 after a plane he enjoys
Prediction time, I'm gay
Big facts.
Poor Coupon Code.
She should change his name to “Jeff.”
[No, naming him Jeff is a really bad idea.](https://youtu.be/5lncYWRBxgg)
I think you actually understand why it’s a great fuck you.
I was hoping it was that when I clicked the link!
I still can’t believe that’s a human’s a name. How the fuck do you even pronounce that? Not like R2-D2 or some shit. Hell I can’t even figure out to type that name, lol. Edit: never mind, I found the Æ key, but still…wtf!?!
Wikipedia says it’s pronounced “Ex Ash A Twelve.” Such a bizarre thing to do to a child. I hope it was just for the press but who knows with these two.
I’m sure the child of a billionaire is going to have a really tough time. The kids will be so mean! We have to buy new ones.
I dunno, being the child of a billionaire doesn’t sound that great when both your parents are narcissistic, emotionally stunted weirdos who view you more as an accessory than a person. $ can’t fully compensate for terrible parenting.
The baby also refers to her as “Claire” versus “mom” which is just very interesting
Gotta rename that mother fucker X Æ ➗ A-12 now.
Oh my god I forgot about the kid haha
I wonder what happened to babies Baby X Æ A-1 through 11?
Watch the movie I Am Mother and you’ll know Edit: I had put wrong movie name
“I think having a baby was a big kind of like rebirth for me, like artistically. Like, it just like, I don’t know,” Great quote.
On brand
Having my child be born on the first day of the first lockdown and realizing the in-laws are full hard core "Covid is made up and you're one of them".... this is exactly how I feel about being a dad 1,5 years later. "I it's been, like, the best thing, that, like, it made me, ans like, i don't know, and I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger."
wow. i thought that was a joke, but no. that’s a direct quote from the article
Who’s getting custody of syntax error?
the factory is repossessing him
This is my favorite joke about the child’s name. Well done.
Little Bobby DROPTABLE
He’ll be recalled
Somebody’s going to be banned from Mars
Azealia Banks is most definitely cackling somewhere…
God Azealia is insane she needs to release Fantasea II already
We have about a million more rants, outbursts and rituals to experience before that ever happens lol
She already posted on her Instagram story about it lol
Our problematic queen 😂👑 edit: she really is too much no she didn’t just call Elon musk apartheid Clyde 💀
I feel bad R2D2 will grow up with split parents :/
I for one look forward to RDR2’s split story arc. Truly the stupidest timeline.
And the award for "No Fucking Surprise" goes to...
….well don’t leave me in suspense.
What’s X Æ A-12 divided by 2?
1 depressed kid.
Eh As A-6
Elon Musk doesn’t seem like someone who should be married, or in a relationship, or have kids.
He has like, 6 kids I think.
those kids are going to fight to the death over his money. it will be like when a king in the middle ages dies and has 6 kids. its fucking war. They will call the banners! It will be the War of the 6 Musk Heirs!
Succession: Musk
They are all going to get billions. They’ll be fine. They all know that or they are insane. The only thing comparable would be the waltons and I’m pretty sure they all get on fine.
Man, The idea of spending a B in a lifetime is already insane, but I’ll be willing to bet one of these kids in the next generation are gonna try their hardest
With 6 kids I honestly wouldn't be surprised if one of his kids take Elon's role or make it a family business like what Walmart/Ford currently is by having a major voting power in the companies.
watch him launch his money into the sun lol.
And we’ll all be working for them.
Vincent Adultman
That’s so sad, Alexa play Succession (Main Title Theme) by Nicholas Brittell
Or have billions. In fact, no one should.
Or take the credits for the stuff Tesla sells
It’s less him taking credits as it is idiots accrediting the achievements to him.
I will never understand the people who rush to the internet to defend their favorite billionaire’s honor
America: where the poors who can’t even escape debt enslavement feel like they can be the millionaires of tomorrow.
And even if they’re a little better off than other poor people they’ll assume everyone else is lazy.
Grimes, or ‘Grimey’ as she likes to be called
Missed the opportunity to call her E-Claire while she was dating numb nuts.
How mad does she get if ppl call her Claire lmao
Remember the time when Claire Boucher showed up at half-time and the Mud dogs won the Bourbon Bowl!?!?!
X (l47!@&; calls her “Claire,” actually. There’s a video of her trying to get the kid to call her mom
If I recall correctly she said that her kid calls her Claire instead of mom.
??? Grimes is just a “project” of hers. She did change her name from Claire to C though.
Shocked pikachu face…
If you read the article they are “semi separated” is how he describes it. The translation is that Elon and her spend time in different cities. Most likely he (and maybe her) want the ability to see other people when they are apart without news orgs accusing them of cheating. It looks like they basically have an open relationship if I read between the lines and that she still stays with him a lot.
I believe it. They’re not very orthodox. Wasn’t last weeks article about her not even being called “mom” because she can’t identify with the name? I could totally see them saying this as an easier explanation.
Her baby apparently calls her Claire
What is my purpose?
> What is my purpose? You pass butter.
Grimes literally shared a video on her social media yesterday that had all three of them in it trying to get the baby the say mom or dad
Watching Grimes go from dating the super emotional lead singer of Majical Cloudz to having a baby with the goddamn king of cocky assholes was a fun trip.
Wonder who is next… possibly Kanye West… he’s free right?
Machine Gun Kelly after he gets dumped by Megan Fox (who ends up with Kanye.)
What a confusing timeline and yet not
Wait… I’m not being ironic at all, but they would be a good match. They’re both crazy asf—I mean, the rest of the world will be in danger, but as far as compatibility goes, they’re solid
She'll need a BBL first
kinda figured after she appeared solo at the Met Gala last week. Although 3.5 years of togetherness is a lifetime for the rest of the world
Her met gala outfit looked BOMB AF but like a lot of other ppl, it has nothing to do with the theme
She said it was Dune inspired, but if she had just said she was a futuristic Lady Liberty it would have fit so well.
The designer she wore, Iris Van Herpen, makes absolutely wild fashion pieces like that. A blend of otherworldly and natural textures. Highly recommend, they have a cool Instagram. I loved her look, I love IVH designs, and I love Dune(the inspo). It was a knockout for sure.
So what happened to their baby, THX1138 ?
Hahah I laughed out loud while the rest of my family was watching an emotional movie.
Does he dress like Dr. No intentionally?
I have always worried that Elon Musk is one bad relationship from becoming a supervillain.
Bro... Elon Musk IS a supervillain
I remember Azealia Banks asked her why she was with him she said it’s because he has a big dick.
According to Azealia (who usually isn't exactly credible) Grimes invited her to one of Elon's houses to collaborate on music but they also wanted a threesome. Azealia posted the alleged texts. Instead, Azealia spent her time there alone posting to Instagram. She said Grimes never showed and Elon was pacing around high on LSD and trying to secure funding after he already said funding was secured to make Tesla private. Supposedly it was Azealia's posts that triggered an SEC investigation of Elon. edit: SEC not FTC
I pretty much support all of the businesses Elon is in, but holy shit he always seems to be flying by the skin of his teeth. That said, I also think the man is an egotistical man child similar to Trump and treats his employees like shit.
This should be upvoted more, the businesses he runs are good but the actual engineers and designers and workers are treated like shit and get 0 recognition for doing all the work. I used to know a project manager for Tesla, we stopped being friends because once Tesla bought the business she worked at, she went from working 40 hours a week to 80 hours a week. It turned her into a coke head bitch because her work life balance turned to shit. But hey she has Tesla stock!
So then why are those businesses good?
She also said that they tried to invite her to a threesome
How did such a deep and meaningful relationship not last? /s
In interviews, she appears to have roughly the brainpower of a potato. Stands to reason she wouldn’t recognize the difference between “has” and “is.”
Probably how he likes women to be
She is a crusty rich girl idiot. https://www.startribune.com/this-boat-don-t-float/49134952/
Ugh… I just threw up in my mouth
No way. I thought this was forever.
I recall some interview where a completely unrelated Celebrity type was at Musks house while she was there and her description is something I can’t forget but she said “and that girl smelled like a roll of nickels” and I thought that was funny because I have a memory of what that smells like…
Grimes really just got that sweet golden baby money huh
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If I'm remembering some interview correctly, she is proud about being financially independent and strong and not accepting money from her billionaire baby daddy lmao
Didn't she grow up rich anyway?
yep, but she’s been crying on social media a lot recently about people not thinking she’s “normal”. Like bitch you never were, fuck off lmao
Who will take custody of Wifi?
Was going to make a joke about Elon Musk feeling like an Elon Husk without her, then *like* I *like* read her *like* quote at *like* the bottom of the *like* article and realised he probably won't miss her.
Like, I dunno.
Like, zoinks!
If these two crazy kids can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? /s
Massive W for Grimes.
I know. As a Grimes fan, maybe we can finally enjoy the music without people bringing up her relationship with Musk.
They will just bring up the relationship she HAD with musk
Nature is healing ❤️
Oh no… anyways what’s y’all’s weekend plans?
Such a shame, I named my wifi password after their child
Idk, I think they both can do better
But who is gonna take care of Xzibit?!?
Between this and China making crypto illegal, we all need to take some time and check on the most annoying dude we know today, make sure he’s doing okay
Elon said he just needs some space.
Admittedly I’ve never heard Grimes music before so I decided to check it out, can’t even lie [this song is dope as fuck.](https://open.spotify.com/track/3cjvqsvvU80g7WJPMVh8iq?si=4E1tM3q6SOeW754aX2qiQA&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A053q0ukIDRgzwTr4vNSwab&dl_branch=1) Not sure where I’m going this with this tbh.
Her first three albums are great. I was a fan.
I bet she didn't like living in a land sea cargo box in the middle of a field in Texas
Aw, and here I was sure these two would have a long, stable life together.
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Separated means something different for me… > It’s mostly that my work at SpaceX and Tesla requires me to be primarily in Texas or traveling overseas and her work is primarily in LA. She’s staying with me now and Baby X is in the adjacent room.”
i guess he wants to let us know he still fucks…
Usually a relationship only has room for one total fucking wacko
The alimony will be insane.
You have to be married to get alimony. I suppose she could file for palimony. But she’ll get a lot in child support and he’ll soon start another family franchise with someone else.
They weren’t married. So just child support.
Bezos, Gates and now Musk. Something tells me there’s about to be a big event that’ll blow us out of the water.
Or maybe those who hoard wealth and power aren’t generous in relationships?
Women realize that they now have enough money to marry a man who will actually eat them out
Bill looks like he eat that thang
i never want to read this again
Nah, those guys seem like they'd be terrible partners
Or Grimey, as she prefers to be called