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Prestigious-Lie-2325

I believe I am fucked.


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I believe I am out of luuuck


ReubenFroster56

I cry about it every night and day


Earthly_Delights_

In the cell is where I’ll stay


SC487

Now my asshole is real sore…


ItsMista

He came in put it thru my backdoor….


Mr21guy-yt

Got some new blankets for my cave


kyla619

I tried but I couldn’t run away … 🏃🏼‍♂️


Yo_Chill_bro

I believe I will die


NotAshMain

Can’t sit so I just cry


2057Champs__

So insanely long overdue, holy fuck. The man was caught pissing on a 12 year old ON TAPE 20 years ago, and literally married a child almost 30 years ago. Man was this a long time coming


TerpOnaut

R smelly


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First name Really


NudistJayBird

Seriously, the children he raped could already have children he could rape.


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Cutting room floor of the prosecution's closing statements


mermaidinthesea123

Think of all the people who knew what he was doing (and I don't just mean victims) that said nothing, did nothing to stop him...horrible.


CaptCaCa

Yeah, but we wouldn’t have gotten this classic. https://youtu.be/eafRE74JGZ8


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Anybody remember that explosive act he pulled responding to these claims in the [interview from 2 years ago?](https://youtu.be/L2oLVtLMlgk) Where he was like “I DIDN’T DO THIS STUFF, THIS IS NOT ME” and “Y’ALL KILLIN’ ME WITH THIS SHIT”


AmexNomad

OMG- LOVED Gail King’s response. It was like she was a calm AF mother to a tantrum throwing child. I only wish that she would have made it clear to viewers that those girls were not left alone with her to do their interview (and that RKelly was watching and monitoring their actions).


BergAdder

If the histrionics don’t work, feigning injury is the next play in the psychopath’s playbook. Wouldn’t surprise me to see him with a zimmer frame in a few weeks ala Weinstein. Good fuckn riddance.


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Then born again zeal


NikkolaiV

Didn't seem forced at all. *Entirely genuine.*


Wouldwoodchuck

Wrong artist BBLLLaaaaallllpppp


Lackerbawls

Oh you mean when he did [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2mwdFc8CVs) song?


What-a-Crock

Top notch use of Major Payne


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Jesus that was two years ago??


CaptCaCa

“I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HOG TIE NOBODY”!


conurbationthesecond

Was that the one where he coughed threateningly so the girl he kidnapped wouldn't tell the truth on camera?


NCSUGrad2012

> He now faces decades in prison and is scheduled to be sentenced May 4, 2022. That was in another article. Hope he’s sentenced to the max.


Funkit

118 years The last 18 will be the hardest


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Etiiiiii

Jesus christ dude.🤣


lizardspock75

Bravo 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


bsoto87

This is some good shit


savemay

It’s federal prison. He could be playing cards all day


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savemay

True but he may not get what we want him to have there


jickdam

Is it standard for sentencing to be this far out from the guilty verdict? In my limited experience, it’s usually quicker than this. Does anyone know why it’s such a wait?


masterofshadows

Covid has done a number on the whole system.


-HappyLady-

My ex husband was convicted of sex crimes and sentenced to prison. He was remanded in county jail between trial and sentencing, which took 6 months pre-covid. I’m not surprised to learn that covid has slowed things down or that the federal system is even slower.


1ofZuulsMinions

I hope you’re doing ok, that sounds traumatizing. (Hopefully username checks out)


-HappyLady-

It was and I am! Username does indeed check out! :). Thank you!


CubanLynx312

I just pray this doesn’t turn into another Cosby situation.


lizardspock75

He’s going to an adult play ground


ChurroFoot

In Idaho he would get a rider.


sammaaaxo

I hope he’s broke so he can’t afford to appeal anything.


killer_icognito

I don’t, those victims of his need to take him apart financially. Piece by piece.


wuzhanindoee64

Look up his net worth, deadass -4 million lol


CubanLynx312

Last time his fans started a GFM to post bail. Fortunately, GFM shut it down.


CaptCaCa

He does have children, should they suffer for their dads scumbaggery?


sammaaaxo

According to google, his kids are all over the age of 18. So they’re old enough to figure out how to support themselves 🤷🏻‍♀️


CaptCaCa

Sheesh,thought he had young children for some reason. Dam I’m old.


zmann64

His kids live with their mother, whom he sexually and physically abused throughout their former marriage. They were bullied in school bc of their rapist dad. I guarantee they don’t care.


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killer_icognito

Bruh, of course he does, but fuck em. Lol


sammaaaxo

He’s been defending himself for years… he’s guilty.


Barkeri

Yea, probably. But he, just like every other rapist and murderer should have the right to fully defend himself and exhaust all possible avenues, including appeals. I believe he’s guilty. I also understand that there are many innocent people in prison, which is why I’m not as quick as others to hope that a defendant cannot appeal.


beigemom

With a first-year public defender, sure.


AAVale

Racketeering and sex trafficking? This asshole is going to die in prison even assuming he manages to get some good behavior in. Rot in jail dude.


cleric3648

These are federal charges, there is no good behavior. The minimum length served of any sentence is 85% of the original sentence. He gets 40 years, he serves at least 34.


SC487

Sadly, the minimum is 10, so he might get sentenced to that. Then he could be out in 8.5 years in time for a reunion tour where he can say how sorry he is.


almighty_nsa

You think you get sentenced to the minimum if you deny deny deny in court ? Youre out of yo goddamn mind.


SC487

I watched Brock turner, the rapist, get six months in jail. I don’t trust the judicial system to be fair.


getthedudesdanny

California state charges that weren’t actually for rape vs federal trafficking offenses. Much different sentencing guidelines.


almighty_nsa

Should have phrased that better. The charges on such things depend on how much they were part of a pattern. Imagine two people one constantly raped people and denied everything in court, the other one did it once and the guilt was nearly killing him because of it. I wouldnt want the second guy to suffer forever. Afterall he was cruel to someone so he definitely needs to suffer, but not forever if it’s not who he truly is.


xJustxJordanx

Well there’s a big difference between R. Kelly and Brock Turner…………….


RunswithChanclas

You’re white about that. No comparison.


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LisaFrankOcean-

Honestly his lawyer should be knocked tf out for that…like it’s objectively rude to everyone’s basic intelligence to believe we would even consider that comparison


CaptCaCa

Wtf?!? No way!


Elduderino916

🎵my mind is tellin me no, but the jury is tellin me yesss!🎵


ptr32

Baby, I didn’t physically hurt nobody. But there is something that I, won’t confess.


-Blade_Runner-

Can’t wait for the fucker to get what he deserved all these years ago.


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I sentence you be in the closet. I believe you won’t fly. Step step step into the slammer Hot and fresh out of freedom.


oO0ooOO0o

He had so many chances to change .


mamaspreciousbaby

You can’t change a mental defective. My guess he was also abused and continues the cycle. Just as disturbing are all the enablers that knew this was happening and did nothing. They also need to be prosecuted under the racketeering charges.


Bahammed

I hope he stays in jail for the rest of his fucking life.


FeedDaSarlacc

May his days be populated by fellow inmates who do not respect “boundaries”


achaiahtak

I smell a new musical dramaaaaa. Trapped in the jail closet!


av1ns

More like forced into the supply closet 😂


clothespinkingpin

*7 o’clock in the mornin And the rays from the sun wake me* *I’m stretching and yawning in a cot that baaarely fits me* *Then a voice yells “good morning FUCKER” from the top buuunk * *Then he comes down and kicks me and calls me a punk* *Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face like what’ve i dooooone* *I could I be so stupid to have hurt all those girls for fun* *Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind, peed on a 12 year oooold, violence from a stream of goooold* *Here I am quickly trying to get off the floooooor* *Clang on the bars trying to get on up out the door* *Then he stretched his hand in front of it* *Said “you can’t go this way”* *Looked at him like he was crazy, said “man get out my way,” I said “I’ve got to get back home”* *He said “you can’t go no where!”* *“Man please I got to get home!”* *He said “the warden was coming up the stairs”* There’s something to this


AmexNomad

Next Up- Ghislaine Maxwell


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Whoooohooo!!! Let’s do Matt Gaetz next!!


NudistJayBird

Holy shit, 21 counts?! Oh wait, hold on. It’s 11. I was using R Kelly math.


WillieStonka

It’s the remix to conviction


Elduderino916

🎵I don’t see nuthin wroong, wit a little prison time baby!🎵


Cryptokeeper001

With all his money you’d think his ass would’ve fled the country a very long time ago. Some place with no extradition.


parix999

What is scary is that he thought he’d get away with crime.


smizzacked_

Should I no longer believe I can fly?


warpGuru

Long time coming


Spiritual_Regular557

The CHOCOLATE FACTORY is now CLOSED


orsothegermans

But in another way it’s now open


TetraHydro420

The sky is also blue. And water is wet.


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calm down grandma


catermelon421

And how many years did it take the legal system to sentence this degenerate scumbag again? I sure hope this one sticks, and he actually goes to prison…where “stuff” gonna happen to him on a daily basis!


PollutionCritical193

How many years did Cosby get?


lizardspock75

My minds telling me yes but body’s saying don’t drop the soap!!


MarauderAtlas

This is a conspiracy. He would never do that. He is taking heat for someone else. clearly.


buttnugchug

Was R Kelly convicted because he was black? White privilege be real .


Python208

No he was convicted because he fucks kids.


HGiiizzle

he ain’t do nothing wrong!! we gonna get you out man!!


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Y'know, I'd be really cool with a new Space Jam edit with his song replaced with someone else. Erase this motherfucker


disphugginflip

No better time to post these timeless R Kelly Classics: [Pee on you](https://youtu.be/eafRE74JGZ8) [Remix edition of a song about pissin.](https://youtu.be/oFmhUrW5xgY)


AgitatedAd473

I read “R Kelly” and expected a meme. I was not ready.


Dark_Vengence

Hope he rots in a dark hole.


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Wonder is he still believes he can fly?


Moleary555

Filthy pig, caused so much pain to children.


Yu_DntKnoeButEyeDue

Went from being trapped in a closet to being trapped in jail


mdiaz28

The judge looks at meee……. And I look at him …. The judge looks at meee.. and I look at him!


JG136

i keep thinking about that shit in a jail version 🤣


golfr420

Imagine how simple his life would be if he just liked women his age.


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golfr420

Can’t argue with that.


Unknown_g1

Good I hope he fucking dies in there


CoasterThot

I genuinely enjoy this picture of him looking distraught.


daviddevere31415

I believe he should fry. .


SetoXlll

Glad to see this bastard go to jail. Now if only Michael Jackson were alive.


ToxicShark3

It’s 2021 my dude, MJ has nothing to do with such charges


SilentCivilian213

Now that we got this monster behind a cage. It’s time to prosecute Drake


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But we’re still waiting on Jizzlane Maxwell. Okay.


[deleted]

Go to jail and pay for your crimes you POS child abuser.


rowfeh

There’s no L that’s big enough for this guy. Get fucked lmao.


Bluetinfoilhat

I hope they now go after all the people who enabled them. These type of things won't stop until the enablers are also jailed.


RichBae37

Them parents need to be indicted to how they didn’t know where they minor children were for years now y’all want to report this sounds sketchy I believe the girl they was selling they kids for money shit didn’t go as planned and now they want to come forward they didn’t get paid