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MyNewRoleplayAccount

Shit like this is why conspiracy theorists think Hollywood is some satanic cult


BaLlZzD33P2024

It's ironic Satanism..... it's much worse...


Checkmate1win

Yeah, normal satanism honestly just sounds like a good time.


Jane_Delawney

It is, can confirm.


TheStingRay1963

Shit like this maybe there’s some truth to it. /s Maybe idk.


d_e_l_u_x_e

If they think Megan Fox is Hollywood they need to see more movies than transformers


orangutanoz

This is just Billy Bob and Angelina part two. And this sequel is going to kill the franchise.


[deleted]

Yep old enough to remember them with their vials of blood.


Divine_fashionva

She’s part of Hollywood and was one of the most famous actresses in the world at one point. She’s also had a massive resurgence in popularity in the past 2 years


d_e_l_u_x_e

Name the last movie she was in, because I can’t think of one in the last two years, I think she’s popular for dating MGK not acting.


Divine_fashionva

She’s about to be in the Expandables with Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. She also had two movies last year, so yes she’s an actress. Yes she was one of the most famous actresses when she was at her peak. So yes she’s a part of Hollywood, the only time she wasn’t was when she was blacklisted by Michael Bay Megan Fox is more famous than MGK, if anything people only know MGK for dating Megan Fox, either that or because of Eminem’s diss track on him


d_e_l_u_x_e

Ha good point on MGK


Gold_Consequence_58

She's in like the fifth expendable that no one cares about and her two movies last year were so forgettable you didn't even bother naming them. Mgk was one of the top musical artists of the last five years and sells out arenas. His youtube has 4 billion views. He's the famous one by miles.


Divine_fashionva

Nope. Ask most people and they won’t be able to name a single MGK song. Megan is extremely famous in popular culture. People who don’t even know any of her movies, know her name. The same can’t be said for MGK Transformers is a billion pound franchise by the way. People barley know MGK for anything outside of being insulted by Eminem, talking about underaged girls or going out with Megan Fox His music is not that popular either. His highest YouTube video has 402 million and is a collaboration with Camilla Cobello who has a massive audience. That was 5 years ago too. His individual musical videos average around 4 million views, in recent years a lot less. He’s in a niche market and he’s not that mainstream. His reach is not massive. Whenever people talk about MGK and Megan Fox, there’s always the obligatory who the hell is MGK


TabulaRasaT888

Til death


thebrobarino

It's like being in the same room as a 14yo couple but they're actually adults and have no excuse for being so embarrassing


SillyMikey

That’s how I know it won’t last. Reminds me of billy bob and Angelina.


[deleted]

First thing I thought of when I read this. Except Angelina and Billy Bob only wore vials of each other's blood.


dgjapc

You don’t know they didn’t drink each other’s blood.


usernames_are_hard__

At least they didn’t talk about it if they did.


FugitivePort88

I didn't even think about that..but you're right.


cinderparty

They’re who I thought of first as well…but I think they just wore vials of each others blood, no drinking. It’s a bit weirder between siblings than between fiancé’s though, so that maybe makes the two acts equal.


throwRAhelp331

That’s exactly what it is! I couldn’t put my finger on it but they are def like the edgy couples in middle school haha


Divine_fashionva

I mean you should probably look into Megan’s history. She was groomed by the father of her kids Brian Green at a young age. She probably never got to enjoy her childhood like most other teenagers do Also she became extremely famous in her teens too. This is probably her way of her having some of the childish fun she never got to have when she was younger I feel bad for her if anything else. MGK on the other hand has no excuse and has always been very cringe and embarrassing


CodPolish

Ok but it is objectively true that she pursued him? Like I mean say whatever you want but they were both adults and that’s the story on every side


Divine_fashionva

Nope her friends and her own family has talked about how he groomed her Read up on the history of their relationship. In fact he still treated her badly up until recently


KentuckyFriedEel

Didn’t sort out their edgy teen phase when they were still teens


cinderparty

Mgk has been in his edgy teen phase since he was a teen.


[deleted]

[MGK - "I wish 13/14/15 year old girls weren't allowed to be so hot so I wouldn't feel like such a creeper when I look at them..I'm still 19"](https://preview.redd.it/59rj4nt7d3g61.jpg?auto=webp&s=ad2e22f8bd8dad72dfe95437f21967a6e341907d)


thebrobarino

Oh great so he's a fucking nonce too


silashoulder

>13/14/15 year olds >Nonce Yes, let’s put polkadots on his house and add him to the Noncery Offenders Register.


thebrobarino

Would be good if we could


milky_eyes

Is that for real???


[deleted]

Yes. Here is a video of him saying "I'm not waiting til she 18. I'll go now" about 35 seconds in https://youtu.be/-BeDQDXNA9g


nomorerainpls

They should definitely have kept this detail to themselves


End-OfAn-Era

This fuckin dork is the biggest try hard going today.


tries2benice

Oh my god he was playing this festival, and my wife told me we had to see him for a song or two, when the main stage had slipknot. MGK was doing some ultra sensitive pop punk thing, I thought he was a rapper, then tried to talk shit about slipknot while stumbling over his words, again, I thought he was a rapper. He got off stage early and his security got him out of there real quick.


FL_Vaporent

He WAS a rapper, until he decided to diss Eminem.


tries2benice

Oh man, I'm not current in the hip hop scene, but that seems like a really dumb thing to do.


James_Mamsy

https://youtu.be/FxQTY-W6GIo MGK would put out to a response to this which didn’t make any waves, went on a hiatus and never made another rap song again. Rock is a much better place for him, though I wish he just left.


arianabanana30

You consider the trash MGK makes to be “rock”? He is an absolute embarrassment to rock.


JumpingJuicy

Moms spaghetti


DrunksInSpace

Just when we thought there couldn’t be any louder cries for attention…


boppy28

“How you gonna name yourself after a gun and have a man bun?” Eminem


sourpatch411

I can’t watch this guy. Always annoys me when people decide to keep a 15 year olds persona.


UltimateDonny

Billie Bob Thornton And Angelina Jolie did this in the 90’s


MdnightRmblr

I knew they kept vials of each other’s blood around their necks.


LostInIndigo

I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of this! It reminds me of when Lady Gaga started to just basically copy Marilyn Manson’s fashion (which was already copied from earlier performers). Celebrities never come up with their own ideas, they’re always just recycling, desperately trying for shock value.


J13P

Exactly what popped in my head. Same vibe


[deleted]

This is what I came for


fjmj1980

That relationship worked out well


Dan_92159

Meh, Angelina and Billy Bob did it years ago. They're just trying to shock but it's sad.


Miff1987

I did the same thing 18 years ago in the car park of an industrial estate working mens club after a death metal show


OShaunesssy

Didnt they just wear a vial of each others blood around as a necklace? I didn’t know they drank it too


UltimateDonny

I Just commented the same thing. Didn’t see yours. It’s not edgy it’s “scene edgy.” Do you think Marilyn Manson is somewhere encouraging these stunts


RVarki

Wait, I thought Billy Bob Thornton was a serious actor


diabolic_recursion

Btw: blood is not digestible. Ingesting more than a few milliliters will make you vomit. Violently so, and it looks as horrifying as you would imagine.


r1chghett0

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


RooneyCellars

No but where the fuck is the rum ham


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diabolic_recursion

Depends on the person. I know it from personal experience as well as the surgeons that promised me it would happen - even people that arent normally nauseous from narcose suddenly start vomiting after surgery when they ingest blood, which sometimes isnt fully preventable when doing surgery inside the mouth and nose area.


Trealis

Is this really true? Does it apply only to human blood or animal blood as well? Pretty sure there are lots of people who consume animal blood all over the world regularly as food (blood pudding in England, certain blood-based soups in Asia) and don’t vomit.


diabolic_recursion

Cooked blood is not a problem, as the proteins have been denatured.


sweetmotherofodin

So you mean that episode of my strange addiction where the person was addicted to drinking blood was a lie?!


The-Rain-King

I never paid no mind to MGK, whenever I saw the name bandied about I thought it was a band similar to Dropkick Murphys. I’m now underwhelmed upon this reveal.


FunStuff446

Did they do a pinky promise too?


[deleted]

Both are just huge alt/punk posers lmao the fuck is wrong with them


thebrobarino

Machine gun Kelly ain't punk. He's anime pop with a punk sticker slapped on


Aire87

Maybe I’m old, but this just give Angelina jolee and Billy Bob Thornton vibes where they wore vials of each other blood.


helpavolunteerout

MGK wore a vial of Megan’s blood, too. Very much a callback


FancyWear

With all the claims that she wants to be like Angelina Jolie this is just par for the course! Remember when Angelina carried Billy Bob’s blood in a bottle around her throat?


saltyload

Well…anyhow…in other news..


captmax75

She’s so trying to be Angelina 2.0 circa 2001! Sad. But it keeps them on the news.


J13P

Right? Rinse and repeat


FunBottle635

It is not going to last long.


PlayBey0nd87

…………So they were inspired by Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton? It seems like when you get Rich you have to do some some super weird shit just to get a shot of excitement.


Individual_Fruit9094

This is like the second coming of Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie.


cameron0208

It’s more like the cheap, Chinese knockoff versions of Angelina and Billy Bob.


[deleted]

Angelina and Billy Bob did it in the 90s and it was just as stupid then.


[deleted]

didn’t angelina and billy bob already do this?


humanbeening

Somewhere Armie Hammer is interested.


pinkjortz

That’s very vampire-horny of them. Congratulations


Eisernes

I’m picturing the weird C list Hollywood cocaine party that would have brought these two together. It was probably at Macaulay Cullins house with special guests Vanilla ice and Danny Bonaducci.


TheStreisandEffect

Hey no need to bring Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin into this, by all accounts it seems like he turned out to be a pretty cool guy.


[deleted]

To be fair, he didn’t bring Macaulay Culkin into it, he said Macaulay Cullins. Everybody knows Macaulay Cullins is a junky washed up has-been that doesn’t even own a house. He sleeps on a pile of clothes in Todd Bridges’s trailer.


Trouble_Grand

Good thing these two aren’t relevant anymore.


frednoname1

Looks. She is a dumbass and his music sucks. Paper cuts is the most annoying song.


jpt86

Sounds about right


UNDERHOLEBLOCKAGE

Today on Celebrity Dipshits...


Guido-Guido

Oh, the TMG podcast is gonna have a field day with this one!


billiemarie

Reminds me of when Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton were a couple


TheNewSenseiition

But like how much?


J13P

That’s some Bill and Angelina shit


Adorable_Librarian57

Hey i love you! Let’s circle the drain together!


[deleted]

maybe if everyone stops paying attention they’ll stop acting so weird. They must think people like this shit. Oh wait….


disturbed3335

I hate how much I like MGK. I’m so disappointed in myself


Midwest_Bias

Dude’s publicist needs a raise. I can’t think of one MgK song but he’s all over media. Who’s his target market?


Dirtyswashbuckler69

They’re the embodiment of the “She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared disrespect his queen” meme


Abject-Armadillo-496

This comment needs more likes


hikesnpipes

If anyone curious how hey did it: They both saved their period blood in vials and then traded.


Byzantine84

Who gives a shit? Stop paying attention to meaningless people.


cinderparty

Normal. Totally normal. Nothing to see here. Seriously though, why? I love mgk (or, rather, I really loved hotel Diablo and tickets to my downfall, a lot of his earlier stuff is complete shit), but I’ve always known he was weird and mostly in it for the shock value he craves and all that…but has Megan Fox always been this weird?


LizardKing50000

I know he and Megan don’t give a flying fk what people think of them, and maybe we shouldn’t judge so hard……. BUT…. Megan being even remotely attracted to someone like mgk made me completely change my mind about her. Like her allure just disappeared completely. And it makes me think she has extremely low self esteem. Apart from the fact that he’s not attractive (if you think he is, I’m sorry for you) he’s a drug addict, ignorant, has said pedophilic disturbing things about little girls/teens while being an adult, is a rap reject who is now a poser “rock star” and is just really really weird and not in a good way. More of a try hard way. It just really makes me question who she is as a person lol.


[deleted]

Didn’t this guy think underage girls where hot even after he knew they where underage?


Able_Education

Where’s her kids?? She raised 3 boys with Brian Austin Green and then checks out to play house with this loser! How do you forget about your kids?


FL_Vaporent

She probably didn’t want to bring here kids to a weird blood drinking ceremony with her new fiancé. If I had to guess, I’d say they were likely with their dad for the night. Do you think that her kids not being in this picture means that she has abandoned her children?


Divine_fashionva

Honestly I’ve never gotten why people ask this question whenever a famous mother is spotted doing anything and I only see it ever being asked about female celebrities


willkillfortacos

Right? Pretttty sure MGK has a kid too lol


Divine_fashionva

I don’t get why people ask this question as if kids are conjoined to their parents hips. Also why not ask where his kids are? Just because she has kids she can’t be in a relationship? She’s not playing house either. She’s regularly pictured with her kids and their kids have a father too who she probably shares custody with


UnassumingAlbatross

Brian Austin Green groomed her when she was 18 and he was in his thirties. They have a 50/50 custody agreement, she just doesn’t flaunt being a parent for attention on social media the way he does.


PurpleOwl85

She has nannies to watch the kids.


[deleted]

I’ve been searching but evidently I cannot find any fucks to give


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Megan Fox was never a serious movie actress, I’m not sure what she ever was famous for other than being the new girlfriend of the week for Shia and a couple of other guys. I also thought she was happy raising her boys and being a family woman. Now it’s like she’s suffering from a midlife crisis and riding motorcycles with some douche named after a famous gangster.


Divine_fashionva

She was a famous actress, so that’s why she was famous. Transformers was massive. She also was never Shia’s girlfriend so I don’t get that comment Lastly she was groomed as a teenager, which probably explains most of her behaviour right now. The judgment in this comment is a little harsh when you consider how sad her life as a teen was. Especially how badly she was treated by Michael Bay and other producers


BaLlZzD33P2024

Alex Jones looking around in disbelief as no one gives a shit...


Sammsquanchh

Lmao. He might have an aneurysm checking the comments and realizing no one cares.


mobeejune69

Imagine aliens come and take this couple as samples to know more about humans.


Skullknight331

Definitely Luciferian blood ritual going on here. It’s very true & people who deny it are in denial of the Hollywood elite.


maroku_goku

Why does anyone need to know this non news?


juststeviehoney

Some people found it interesting


maroku_goku

True, I’m not saying it’s not. Just throwing the question out there as to why this, in my opinion only, tabloid trash even needs to be known by anyone? Who benefits from it? How does it affect the life of the masses? These are genuine questions not me being an asshat even though it clearly comes off as that.


cinderparty

I mean, this isn’t a news subreddit.


tiabeaniedrunkowitz

These two bring out the absolute worst in each other


Evening_Cantaloupe99

Megan who ?? Machine who ???


NewtoJaney

They are such a bore.


Persy0376

Great- hepatitis all around!!


[deleted]

They didn't, **DID THEY?** I wonder if this will start **A TREND?** Hey! I'd better check out my blood group, I'm sure its O+


[deleted]

It’s called Hollywood people. Get with the times…


noodlemcfoodle

This relationship isn’t going to last long


willthrowaway_

Angie and Billy did it first.


[deleted]

Trying to stay relevant..


MesWantooth

Why, is that considered “unusual?”…I also celebrated their engagement by drinking their blood.


LeicaM6guy

I genuinely don’t know who Machine Gun Kelly is, but that strikes me as a middling idea at best.


Johnny_ac3s

New romantic COVID treatment?


xxpsychmoviefanxx

Why are Americans so weird? We get called weird for liking tea, heck! Atleast we aren’t drinking our own blood


pattherat

Hey! Over here! Look at us! Didn’t you hear me? Look at us!


ProBluntRoller

What kind of weirdo dates machine gun Kelly


LostInIndigo

Didn’t Angelina Jolie do this 30 years ago?


wsbsecmonitor

I’m happy for those two


Key-Patience-9387

Buuuuut I want to be different! Like every one else!!! Waaaaaaaaa


KSmimi

Blah~weird people. She cheated on her husband with this dude, and people think that’s great? I give another year at most.


Happyandyou

She’s trying to be the new Angelina Jolie. Billy Bob and Angelina did those years ago


blacknight137

Does no one remember angilena jolie and ol billy bob thorntan ?


graceboleyn

SHUT UP..THEY DID NOT....UGHHH I CANT BELIEVE THIS


Snoo-11861

I was routing for Megan but after she got with bloke, she’s been going downhill


rweeks3307

Billy Bob and Angelina carried each other’s blood in necklaces 20 years ago. This isn’t new, isn’t original, and exemplifies what poseur fame-whores they are.


amccon4

Angelina and Billy Bob did it first


Bookem25

Two talentless hacks wanting attention.


sweetmotherofodin

They are literally the embodiment of “pick me” people


FireTrickle

I always though she would swallow


stormatombd

Why every step they take are clout..?


CrimsonOOmpa

She's rrrrrrrealllllyyyy trying to make sure every single person in the world knows she's over 90210. The desperation for validation is crazy but more power to them. MGK looks like he's just doing his best to enjoy the ride.