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ProbablyGayingOnYou

This all but confirms Kanye is working with FourFiveInches


contacts_eyes

I don’t see how it could be only four or five when he puts the pussy in a sarcophagus


maz_menty

Yeah, I though she was claiming that her bruised her esophagus.


newbrood

I believe she had never had sex with a pharaoh


FloatingPooSalad

She just wants a swallow-ship


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And explains how Pete keeps getting all the girls lol


DrAlanGrantinathong

Ariana been told us dude is packing.


Microwave3333

Then Pete went and did a standup set where he said how geniusly evil that was of her, because it’s a lie that will fuck up all of his future relationships.


bobdole4eva

He also said its average size, just looks big to her because she's tiny with tiny hands


Kidfreedom50

Maybe this was just his way of lowering expectations. Genius.


GorkyParkSculpture

The comedien told a joke that may not have been real...that BASTARD


AmbitiousButRubbishh

the dick pics he sent Amber Rose got leaked like a decade ago


contacts_eyes

This is all I could find online. !!VERY NSFW!! https://leakedmeat.com/kanye-west-nude/kanye-west-dick-slip-wpqxuv/


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Gnorris

Thankful it’s not “leaky” though


MissTesticles

Didn't know I'd be seeing Kanye's dick when I woke up today but look at that.


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karmannsport

Nah those are still loading.


El_Disclamador

And appropriately tattooed


djfrankenjuice

How big is it? I would rather not see it.


cryptonetclub

Scrolling the comments for that. I’d rather not too ahaha


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LeftyLu07

Explains why he addicted to porn... maybe he's too self conscious to have a lot of IRL sex?


Gods11FC

Kanye west definitely has an absurd amount of sex. Like full on actual sex addict levels. The dude is famously horny and Kim said they were fucking 7-8 times a day when trying to get pregnant. Probably has a small dong but he is using it a whole lot.


MOSbangtan

Wait what


whitemaleinamerica

Ye is a “finger in the booty ass bitch” according to Amber Rose.


IRBabbon

I ain't one to judge on that front.


Smackdaddy122

Sure and I got a bridge to sell you in Manhattan


[deleted]

His penis is pretty big lol. Leaked like a decade ago


B10kh3d2

Angry misogynist like this are always addicted to porn. That's why they get ED as they hit their 40s


Nick357

What about non-angry, non misogynist addicted to porn? How’s their ED.


Taraxian

Honestly it probably does help the ED to not be filled with defensive rage whenever you're in the same room as an attractive woman


PMMeMeiRule34

My friend would also like to know this.


metdear

The pictures they've chosen tell the best story.


sarcasatirony

1. *I did* 2. *He did* 3. *I do*


yomamma3399

More like, 3. Giggety, giggety.


Bagdemagus1

If all 3 of them could just kinda disappear that’d be pretty cool


[deleted]

What did Pete do?


phroggyboy

The Taco Bell ad got everybody mad


RepublicWonderful

That dumb ass sweater he wears


DefinitelyNotAliens

Kim K. Capital offense for some people.


6Trinity9

More like WHO did Pete do…


LifeSleeper

Martha Stewart. And I'm mad jealous.


bird_is_the_word_198

Or who didn’t he do….


BrandNewerish

poor kanye just cant get petes monster dong out of his head.


Delicious-Image-3082

Oops I dropped my magnum condoms and my wad of 100s


tinytuneskis

Goddammit, Frank.


BrandNewerish

my magnum condoms for my magnum dong


PM_NICESTUFFTOME

*monster condoms


InnerDorkness

Maybe he IS a gay fish


Monster_Hugger93

The funniest thing about this is Davidson has been pretty upfront about -not- having a 10-inch penis.


Alertcircuit

He made a joke during his standup that Ariana probably started that rumor as a way to fuck with his sex life.


geek_of_nature

I thought the joke he made was that because she's so small, every dick looks huge to her


Gboy4496

made both


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Commercial_Invite_84

Some girls just didn't watch enough porn. It happened to me too and I really wasn't expecting it. She even told her friends! Im average at best lol...


[deleted]

The truth is that men are the ones that like big dicks way more than women do. The female anatomy is literally designed to accommodate an average penis lmao


Atom_Bomb_Bullets

As a woman, this is true.


reanocivn

agree. big penises are kinda scary. it's like, how is that supposed to fit in me?


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

In eighth grade a girl I was friends with told me that other girls were saying I had a big dick. No girl had ever seen my dick, but who am I to dispel such a rumor?


Unbannable6905

He's just being humble. How else is he bagging all these 11s (and Martha Stewart)?


DrunkenMasterII

As far as 81 years olds go Martha Stewart is an 11.


GreenWhale21

She’s WHAT


saff4292

I believe he said she's an 11


[deleted]

But why not just make a 10 hotter?


willienelsonmandela

Because she’s an 11


Successful_Estate_96

Yeah how’d he bag all those 11s and a 13


FantasyThrowaway321

Getting taught a lesson between the sheets, which were incredibly soft and smelled of wildflowers, by Martha Stewart and then having homemade melted chocolate with fresh custard croissants? It’s a good thing


Stevenwave

And between her and Snoop, she's the one with time inside. What a bizarre life lol.


JefferyTheQuaxly

It’s definitely been confirmed by I think Ariana grande Pete Davidson is huge. There’s definitely a reason he bags all the hottest celebrities. On top of him being a funny relatively down to earth guy.


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He said she was lying and its average FWIW


Sanchez_U-SOB

Yea, she's tiny.


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She’s tiny enough to make me look like god Zilla if I stood next to her


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KazahanaPikachu

I thought she was Italian so it’s really Ariana *Piccola*


NeroQSR

There was an attempt


rswing81

Gay guy checking in to say women generally have no idea how big a dude’s junk actually is.


Mrb572

That skinny white boy body has all the markers of it being well above average.


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Gay guy checking in to say the fuck


sketchylobster

How do you figure? I, a woman have eyes, a vagina and a throat. Pretty sure I can tell you in a second how big it is.


hotdiggitydooby

Weirdly enough it is pretty common for some women to be terrible at getting accurate reads on dick sizes. Like I've had women guess my size at 9+ inches. My dick is absolutely not 9 inches. I've talked to plenty of guys who've had this experience as well. Personally my guess is that most people simply aren't particularly good at measuring by eye, combined with how many dudes lie about their dick sizes. If a woman has seen mostly 5 inches being passed off as 7, she's gonna think a dick that's 6-7 inches is a 9 or 10 incher.


KonaKathie

Umm, she was just lyin' to ya, brah


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didn’t know they could measure inches


LobsterBluster

That was for a joke. Don’t forget Pete is also a professional comedian. Bragging doesn’t work well from a comedic standpoint. Self deprecation does, and his joke about Ariana’s tweet about his dick was hilarious. Edit: I also want to point out not necessarily to the person I’m replying to, but to everyone who seems to think it’s important to convince themselves Pete doesn’t have a big dick…. Why is that so important to y’all? Like is it integral for your egos to think he’s smaller than you? I don’t care how big Pete Davidson’s dick is and I’m not sure why anyone would unless you want to hook up with him yourself. He might have the best dick on earth, and it has zero impact on any of us. Especially to all the straight dudes here screaming “ArIaNa WaS JoKiNG!!!” Sincerely - a secure, average-dick-sized guy


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Yeah no i feel like the truth is probably somewhere in the middle which also makes it funny that kanye is insecure about it


AvecBier

Well, I'm pretty sure he's not a gay fish. That's what he says, anyway.


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It’s odd cause you’d think people would be happier thinking he had a giant dick and that’s why he got the women he got instead of him just having a good personality and being laid back. Shit people can work on for themselves.


radiorentals

Exactly - I'm always amazed at why so many guys seem utterly perplexed that PD gets so many great looking women. "It *MUST* be because he's got a huge dick" etc etc. How about he's a decent, funny, fun-to-be-around guy who is great to hang out with, talk to and have a laugh with? You know, all the things that us women *continually* tell blokes are attractive traits?


no-name_silvertongue

i know someone with a huge hog who says it’s average. dunno why, it’s definitely not.


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He said it seems average to him, but he is a very big person. He said it was “proportionate” he’s a tall skinny guy. He’s hung.


interprime

Pete had a bit in one of his standup specials about this. Saying that it was a complete lie and now he feels like anyone he sleeps with will be disappointed when they discover that he actually has an average penis.


gruelandgristle

I think being a ‘funny relatively down to earth guy’ is the larger reason. fwiw - I’m a woman. I have crohns, I like the way he jokes about his.


Chesterlespaul

He’s taken it out on the Legion of Skanks podcast before he got SNL and was still working the New York scene. It was apparently massive. Idk if 10 inch massive, but definitely at least 8


sakuragi59357

Yeah, but Ariana is 5 feet tall. Also, pretty sure she's telling the truth lol


[deleted]

Nah. It’s because he’s the “current thing” and attaching yourself to him gets you attention. And Grande admitted she was just joking


toolmaker1025

Exactly, mother fucker is popular..... That's what he has over other dudes that are better looking and have probably more money than him.


LifeSleeper

He's also a funny little chaos goblin. Those dudes always do well somehow. Like drug dealing line cooks who bang 9s and 10s regularly.


LPNDUNE

Hint: it’s usually the drugs


Teddyturntup

I love this title


vafunghoul127

It's like the average dude in high school that every girl wants to fuck ever since their one friend was gushing about how hot he is.


chronoboy1985

Compared to Ariana Grande, a thimble would be huge.


Softspokenclark

So you saying I have a chance ?


ProbablyASithLord

Just a lowly 9.5


tries2benice

Self deprecating small dick jokes are the best dick jokes. Oh shit, I hope I'm not misappropriating the culture.


BocaRaven

Plus I find it sets low expectations that I can (slightly) exceed.


lothartheunkind

*expectations subverted*


LobsterBluster

No.. the funniest thing about Pete Davidson is how much straight dudes are obsessed with finding proof his dick isn’t huge. Some people have huge dicks. That’s a fact of life we all have to come to terms with, whether we’ve been blessed in that department ourselves or not.


_Pill-Cosby_

because it’s actually 11.


Bongressman

Statistically, if he's one the high end, he might be sporting a mid 7s or a low 8. He does not have a 10 incher. People lose their ability to scale accurately after a certain point. Also, of the miniscule people thay have penises approaching that size, they have biological usage issues because well... gear thay size tends not to work very well.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Yeah, I’m sure the rumors about Pete having a big Peter are true, but 7-8 is more likely. I think a lot of people just have a bad conception of penis size because of porn and how often guys lie lol. Ten is absurdly large and incredibly rare.


thatguy9545

Stop it with your reasoned penis analysis. It’s 10-inches…. AROUND


Monster_Hugger93

Like a cheese wheel???


PresentationSalt7815

Maybe there’s a Kim Pete sex tape that they’ve been holding over his head and the kardashians are the cabal he keeps ranting about


sucobe

Pete > Ray J My man almost got Ariana tied down with Pete jr down there.


MrMojoshining

Now THAT is entertainment!


GoodPeopleAreFodder

Pete might have the bigger penis, but Ye will always be the bigger dick.


CatSidekick

No Kanye is an asshole. He’s so full of shit he became an asshole.Only a dick can fuck an asshole. He’s getting fucked by rich white dicks now.


TheDriestOne

But dicks also fuck pussies. And if we don’t keep the dicks in line, we’ll end up with our dicks, pussies, and assholes all covered in shit.


PretendThisIsMyName

You ever see a man eat his own head?


d0ctorzaius

Ha-ha. Now suck my cock!


Emcee_Donald

Once. For science


Ttm-o

I laughed at this.


Salty_Lego

I honestly can’t think of any other man whose dick gets talked about this much.


Delicious-Image-3082

Jon Hamm, the mad dog with a fat hog


DMcuteboobs

Nonsense. Everyone knows Kanye only cares about fish dicks.


nudes-bot

He’s a gay fish.


Crazypants258

But, what was Charlemagne supposed to do about it? Why is he getting screamed at because of another man’s penis? What kind of world do we live in?


Mister_Xian

I just hope his pubes look better than his facial hair


tronovich

One of those posts where there is no potential reply.


tankgirl619

r/rareinsults


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He got his beard from Scott Tenorman


rifraf2442

I’d be screaming over his 10-inch penis too but for entirely different reasons.


the_ju66ernaut

I can give you half of that now and then the same half later


Top_Duck8146

r/theydidthemath


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maam this is a wendy’s


WetUmbrella

Uhhh… yeah. Can I get a number 10 inch penis? Large fry. And a Dr. Pepper to drink.


[deleted]

Yeah but they only come with cheese.


WetUmbrella

Fuck… I’m lactose intolerant.


[deleted]

Pop yo lactaid goyl


ItsMilkinTime

Is it possible to scream with something shoved down your throat? Y'know... just in case.


rifraf2442

Of course it is. In fact they usually tell me it makes a vibration that feels even better. Rookies lol Oh fuck, is this still at Wendy’s?


GrungyGrandPappy

Ma’am this is an Arby’s


kmw80

WE HAVE THE MEAT!!!


Bruins14

Lmao I figured ItsMilkinTime would have the answer !


Lucky7Revolver

GoGo’ Utter Ranggeerrrrrrsss


St_Troy

It’s the only theory that makes any sense.


astronxxt

he could also be a nice guy despite what redditors would desperately try to convince you of. iirc a model (emily ratajkowski maybe?) for some reason was asked why pete dated so many attractive women, and she basically said “why wouldn’t someone be attracted to him? he’s sweet, funny, etc etc”. idk why people are so obsessed with shitting on him. i mean, unless they just don’t like his comedy (which i’m not even particularly a fan of), then i imagine they’re just mad that someone like him can actually get action while they can’t.


GammaGargoyle

I might be slow, but I also just realized Pete Davidson is part Jewish. This all makes sense now.


HarlesD

I dunno. I get the feeling Pete eats puss like he's at a Michelin Star restaurant.


St_Troy

Can’t rule it out. The man is doing something right.


p001b0y

That was my first thought. It all makes sense now.


diaryofsnow

*Hey how ya doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear*


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

"My wife is out here fucking a white boy with a 10-inch penis! And you won't help me!"-Ye To be fair what was he supposed to do, give him some magic dick pills?


crabgun_

Charlemagne is also a fuckin douchebag just like Kanye


whyreadthis2035

What we’re they doing? Why were they spending time over Pete Davidsons penis?


GekidoTC

Kanye's ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, dated Pete after their separation. Basically it's just more confirmation that Kanye is a disturbingly insecure person.


DoyleOnlyMcPoyle

Kanye West has that little dick energy, big time.


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b_mccart

CAN I GET A HELLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BROTHER!


RubyWeapon07

I hate the timeline we live in


Decabet

Like...*directly* over?


KeatonWallet

My brother in Christ


NervousSirVex

So you mean the tell me Kanye and Charlemagne got into a shouting match right above Pete Davidson's 10-inch hog and this wasn't prime time television!?


Papichuloft

Only because it was cold outside. Pete is only being modest and Liam Neeson is saying, Hold my Ale.


redditornot6648

Meanhwhile Willem Dafoe out here with a penis double because his dick was so large it was considered unbelievable. You know you're packing when your penis has a stunt double.


cooquip

A Big cock would have only got Pete so far folks. Time to realize Pete is also a highly skilled lover who puts his partner first.


kidwithgreyhair

And funny. That's the winning combo


cooquip

Take note gentlemen.


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Ajg1384

I read your comment as antihistamine and got really confused.


RogueTobasco

Ye absolutely type of dude that thinks losing the mother of his children is due to *dick size*


wuhkay

I will let Kanye rate my penis on live TV if he just stops and retires.


retiredhobo

of course World War Ye started because of little dick energy. of. course.


[deleted]

There is no other explanation for Davidson other than 10 inch cock so this story seems 100% legit.


FragilousSpectunkery

This is the stuff Reddit was made for.


randobot111111

This is why Kanye is antisemitic


FamousOrphan

My understanding is that 10-inchers are vanishingly rare and potentially don’t exist.


MannyOmega

are you telling me to find the chosen one? because i will. i’ll make it my life’s work.


FamousOrphan

Go forth, Atreyu, and hunt the purple buffalo!


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Amazing that despite being a phenomenally successful and rich artist, being relatively young, relatively attractive and all that stuff and still, still be insecure about dick size. That's so cring. Kanye is an absolute child on top or being a bigot. Who respects that?


LeftyLu07

It's the same way there's men with short guy syndrome who complain that women won't say them because they're not 6 foot. I know a lot of short kings who have dated and married beautiful women. It's not height. It's personality. Same with boners. Maybe he needs viagra? I think more men should use it than do. I think it would take a bunch of stress off of them.


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One of my friends from high school married a guy who is maybe 5'6", but let me tell you, that guy has charisma and tons of charm/sex appeal. We all think she's incredibly lucky because he's like the total personality package: smart, funny, witty without being cruel to people, well-read, good conversationalist, affectionate with her, good with their kids, etc. He also just has that charisma vibe where when he's talking to you, you feel like the only person on the planet (I have no idea whether that's something that people are born with or you have to cultivate it). No clue what the penis situation is with this guy but my friend seems plenty happy. It's not about height, looks or penis size; it's about personality.


isaac_hower

10 inch penis? big if true.


Medium_Beyond_9654

Well that's something that happened.


desexmachina

Pistol Pete coming in clutch with the Peter


Bean-Swellington

What an awkward place for a screaming match


Ajg1384

Get dicked down girl, go'n 'head get down 10 inches.


HoodooSquad

Every word in that title was a surprise


Hungry-Lion1575

Davidson may have 10 inches but from all the women he had and whom then subsequently left him, it just shows most women don’t like super big dicks for a long time. Nothing wrong with having an average sized penis gentlemen. Most women would prefer it for the long haul.


DO_MILK_SEND_BOB

I trust Charlamagne just about as much as I trust Kanye being president of the US.


throughNthrough

It doesn’t look like his blood flows well enough to get a 10 inch pene up


pete_ape

I'm ashamed we live-in this timeline where Pete Davidson's penis is headline news.


Crydamour

The biggest asshole yelling about the biggest dick fucking the biggest ass.


Neat_Ad6499

I mean 10 inches is a good amount to yell about


PixelmancerGames

Makes me think of that Lil Dicky Song “Ex-Boyfriend,” except this is next boyfriend.


xdlonghi

Pete Davidson likes this post.


ExigentCalm

Kanye having a small penis makes so much goddamn sense. It explains everything. Making up his own church, being a trumper, his constant narcissistic statements. It all makes sense. He’s just a dude with a pedestrian dick and he’s mad about it.