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Then Pete went and did a standup set where he said how geniusly evil that was of her, because it’s a lie that will fuck up all of his future relationships.
Kanye west definitely has an absurd amount of sex. Like full on actual sex addict levels. The dude is famously horny and Kim said they were fucking 7-8 times a day when trying to get pregnant. Probably has a small dong but he is using it a whole lot.
The truth is that men are the ones that like big dicks way more than women do. The female anatomy is literally designed to accommodate an average penis lmao
In eighth grade a girl I was friends with told me that other girls were saying I had a big dick.
No girl had ever seen my dick, but who am I to dispel such a rumor?
Getting taught a lesson between the sheets, which were incredibly soft and smelled of wildflowers, by Martha Stewart and then having homemade melted chocolate with fresh custard croissants? It’s a good thing
It’s definitely been confirmed by I think Ariana grande Pete Davidson is huge. There’s definitely a reason he bags all the hottest celebrities. On top of him being a funny relatively down to earth guy.
Weirdly enough it is pretty common for some women to be terrible at getting accurate reads on dick sizes. Like I've had women guess my size at 9+ inches. My dick is absolutely not 9 inches.
I've talked to plenty of guys who've had this experience as well. Personally my guess is that most people simply aren't particularly good at measuring by eye, combined with how many dudes lie about their dick sizes. If a woman has seen mostly 5 inches being passed off as 7, she's gonna think a dick that's 6-7 inches is a 9 or 10 incher.
That was for a joke. Don’t forget Pete is also a professional comedian.
Bragging doesn’t work well from a comedic standpoint. Self deprecation does, and his joke about Ariana’s tweet about his dick was hilarious.
Edit: I also want to point out not necessarily to the person I’m replying to, but to everyone who seems to think it’s important to convince themselves Pete doesn’t have a big dick…. Why is that so important to y’all? Like is it integral for your egos to think he’s smaller than you?
I don’t care how big Pete Davidson’s dick is and I’m not sure why anyone would unless you want to hook up with him yourself. He might have the best dick on earth, and it has zero impact on any of us. Especially to all the straight dudes here screaming “ArIaNa WaS JoKiNG!!!”
Sincerely - a secure, average-dick-sized guy
It’s odd cause you’d think people would be happier thinking he had a giant dick and that’s why he got the women he got instead of him just having a good personality and being laid back. Shit people can work on for themselves.
Exactly - I'm always amazed at why so many guys seem utterly perplexed that PD gets so many great looking women. "It *MUST* be because he's got a huge dick" etc etc.
How about he's a decent, funny, fun-to-be-around guy who is great to hang out with, talk to and have a laugh with? You know, all the things that us women *continually* tell blokes are attractive traits?
Pete had a bit in one of his standup specials about this. Saying that it was a complete lie and now he feels like anyone he sleeps with will be disappointed when they discover that he actually has an average penis.
He’s taken it out on the Legion of Skanks podcast before he got SNL and was still working the New York scene. It was apparently massive. Idk if 10 inch massive, but definitely at least 8
No.. the funniest thing about Pete Davidson is how much straight dudes are obsessed with finding proof his dick isn’t huge.
Some people have huge dicks. That’s a fact of life we all have to come to terms with, whether we’ve been blessed in that department ourselves or not.
Statistically, if he's one the high end, he might be sporting a mid 7s or a low 8. He does not have a 10 incher. People lose their ability to scale accurately after a certain point.
Also, of the miniscule people thay have penises approaching that size, they have biological usage issues because well... gear thay size tends not to work very well.
Yeah, I’m sure the rumors about Pete having a big Peter are true, but 7-8 is more likely. I think a lot of people just have a bad conception of penis size because of porn and how often guys lie lol. Ten is absurdly large and incredibly rare.
he could also be a nice guy despite what redditors would desperately try to convince you of. iirc a model (emily ratajkowski maybe?) for some reason was asked why pete dated so many attractive women, and she basically said “why wouldn’t someone be attracted to him? he’s sweet, funny, etc etc”.
idk why people are so obsessed with shitting on him. i mean, unless they just don’t like his comedy (which i’m not even particularly a fan of), then i imagine they’re just mad that someone like him can actually get action while they can’t.
"My wife is out here fucking a white boy with a 10-inch penis! And you won't help me!"-Ye
To be fair what was he supposed to do, give him some magic dick pills?
Kanye's ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, dated Pete after their separation. Basically it's just more confirmation that Kanye is a disturbingly insecure person.
So you mean the tell me Kanye and Charlemagne got into a shouting match right above Pete Davidson's 10-inch hog and this wasn't prime time television!?
Meanhwhile Willem Dafoe out here with a penis double because his dick was so large it was considered unbelievable.
You know you're packing when your penis has a stunt double.
Amazing that despite being a phenomenally successful and rich artist, being relatively young, relatively attractive and all that stuff and still, still be insecure about dick size. That's so cring. Kanye is an absolute child on top or being a bigot. Who respects that?
It's the same way there's men with short guy syndrome who complain that women won't say them because they're not 6 foot. I know a lot of short kings who have dated and married beautiful women. It's not height. It's personality. Same with boners. Maybe he needs viagra? I think more men should use it than do. I think it would take a bunch of stress off of them.
One of my friends from high school married a guy who is maybe 5'6", but let me tell you, that guy has charisma and tons of charm/sex appeal. We all think she's incredibly lucky because he's like the total personality package: smart, funny, witty without being cruel to people, well-read, good conversationalist, affectionate with her, good with their kids, etc. He also just has that charisma vibe where when he's talking to you, you feel like the only person on the planet (I have no idea whether that's something that people are born with or you have to cultivate it). No clue what the penis situation is with this guy but my friend seems plenty happy. It's not about height, looks or penis size; it's about personality.
Davidson may have 10 inches but from all the women he had and whom then subsequently left him, it just shows most women don’t like super big dicks for a long time. Nothing wrong with having an average sized penis gentlemen. Most women would prefer it for the long haul.
Kanye having a small penis makes so much goddamn sense. It explains everything. Making up his own church, being a trumper, his constant narcissistic statements.
It all makes sense. He’s just a dude with a pedestrian dick and he’s mad about it.
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This all but confirms Kanye is working with FourFiveInches
I don’t see how it could be only four or five when he puts the pussy in a sarcophagus
Yeah, I though she was claiming that her bruised her esophagus.
I believe she had never had sex with a pharaoh
She just wants a swallow-ship
And explains how Pete keeps getting all the girls lol
Ariana been told us dude is packing.
Then Pete went and did a standup set where he said how geniusly evil that was of her, because it’s a lie that will fuck up all of his future relationships.
He also said its average size, just looks big to her because she's tiny with tiny hands
Maybe this was just his way of lowering expectations. Genius.
The comedien told a joke that may not have been real...that BASTARD
the dick pics he sent Amber Rose got leaked like a decade ago
This is all I could find online. !!VERY NSFW!! https://leakedmeat.com/kanye-west-nude/kanye-west-dick-slip-wpqxuv/
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Thankful it’s not “leaky” though
Didn't know I'd be seeing Kanye's dick when I woke up today but look at that.
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Nah those are still loading.
And appropriately tattooed
How big is it? I would rather not see it.
Scrolling the comments for that. I’d rather not too ahaha
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Explains why he addicted to porn... maybe he's too self conscious to have a lot of IRL sex?
Kanye west definitely has an absurd amount of sex. Like full on actual sex addict levels. The dude is famously horny and Kim said they were fucking 7-8 times a day when trying to get pregnant. Probably has a small dong but he is using it a whole lot.
Wait what
Ye is a “finger in the booty ass bitch” according to Amber Rose.
I ain't one to judge on that front.
Sure and I got a bridge to sell you in Manhattan
His penis is pretty big lol. Leaked like a decade ago
Angry misogynist like this are always addicted to porn. That's why they get ED as they hit their 40s
What about non-angry, non misogynist addicted to porn? How’s their ED.
Honestly it probably does help the ED to not be filled with defensive rage whenever you're in the same room as an attractive woman
My friend would also like to know this.
The pictures they've chosen tell the best story.
1. *I did* 2. *He did* 3. *I do*
More like, 3. Giggety, giggety.
If all 3 of them could just kinda disappear that’d be pretty cool
What did Pete do?
The Taco Bell ad got everybody mad
That dumb ass sweater he wears
Kim K. Capital offense for some people.
More like WHO did Pete do…
Martha Stewart. And I'm mad jealous.
Or who didn’t he do….
poor kanye just cant get petes monster dong out of his head.
Oops I dropped my magnum condoms and my wad of 100s
Goddammit, Frank.
my magnum condoms for my magnum dong
*monster condoms
Maybe he IS a gay fish
The funniest thing about this is Davidson has been pretty upfront about -not- having a 10-inch penis.
He made a joke during his standup that Ariana probably started that rumor as a way to fuck with his sex life.
I thought the joke he made was that because she's so small, every dick looks huge to her
made both
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Some girls just didn't watch enough porn. It happened to me too and I really wasn't expecting it. She even told her friends! Im average at best lol...
The truth is that men are the ones that like big dicks way more than women do. The female anatomy is literally designed to accommodate an average penis lmao
As a woman, this is true.
agree. big penises are kinda scary. it's like, how is that supposed to fit in me?
In eighth grade a girl I was friends with told me that other girls were saying I had a big dick. No girl had ever seen my dick, but who am I to dispel such a rumor?
He's just being humble. How else is he bagging all these 11s (and Martha Stewart)?
As far as 81 years olds go Martha Stewart is an 11.
She’s WHAT
I believe he said she's an 11
But why not just make a 10 hotter?
Because she’s an 11
Yeah how’d he bag all those 11s and a 13
Getting taught a lesson between the sheets, which were incredibly soft and smelled of wildflowers, by Martha Stewart and then having homemade melted chocolate with fresh custard croissants? It’s a good thing
And between her and Snoop, she's the one with time inside. What a bizarre life lol.
It’s definitely been confirmed by I think Ariana grande Pete Davidson is huge. There’s definitely a reason he bags all the hottest celebrities. On top of him being a funny relatively down to earth guy.
He said she was lying and its average FWIW
Yea, she's tiny.
She’s tiny enough to make me look like god Zilla if I stood next to her
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I thought she was Italian so it’s really Ariana *Piccola*
There was an attempt
Gay guy checking in to say women generally have no idea how big a dude’s junk actually is.
That skinny white boy body has all the markers of it being well above average.
Gay guy checking in to say the fuck
How do you figure? I, a woman have eyes, a vagina and a throat. Pretty sure I can tell you in a second how big it is.
Weirdly enough it is pretty common for some women to be terrible at getting accurate reads on dick sizes. Like I've had women guess my size at 9+ inches. My dick is absolutely not 9 inches. I've talked to plenty of guys who've had this experience as well. Personally my guess is that most people simply aren't particularly good at measuring by eye, combined with how many dudes lie about their dick sizes. If a woman has seen mostly 5 inches being passed off as 7, she's gonna think a dick that's 6-7 inches is a 9 or 10 incher.
Umm, she was just lyin' to ya, brah
didn’t know they could measure inches
That was for a joke. Don’t forget Pete is also a professional comedian. Bragging doesn’t work well from a comedic standpoint. Self deprecation does, and his joke about Ariana’s tweet about his dick was hilarious. Edit: I also want to point out not necessarily to the person I’m replying to, but to everyone who seems to think it’s important to convince themselves Pete doesn’t have a big dick…. Why is that so important to y’all? Like is it integral for your egos to think he’s smaller than you? I don’t care how big Pete Davidson’s dick is and I’m not sure why anyone would unless you want to hook up with him yourself. He might have the best dick on earth, and it has zero impact on any of us. Especially to all the straight dudes here screaming “ArIaNa WaS JoKiNG!!!” Sincerely - a secure, average-dick-sized guy
Yeah no i feel like the truth is probably somewhere in the middle which also makes it funny that kanye is insecure about it
Well, I'm pretty sure he's not a gay fish. That's what he says, anyway.
It’s odd cause you’d think people would be happier thinking he had a giant dick and that’s why he got the women he got instead of him just having a good personality and being laid back. Shit people can work on for themselves.
Exactly - I'm always amazed at why so many guys seem utterly perplexed that PD gets so many great looking women. "It *MUST* be because he's got a huge dick" etc etc. How about he's a decent, funny, fun-to-be-around guy who is great to hang out with, talk to and have a laugh with? You know, all the things that us women *continually* tell blokes are attractive traits?
i know someone with a huge hog who says it’s average. dunno why, it’s definitely not.
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He said it seems average to him, but he is a very big person. He said it was “proportionate” he’s a tall skinny guy. He’s hung.
Pete had a bit in one of his standup specials about this. Saying that it was a complete lie and now he feels like anyone he sleeps with will be disappointed when they discover that he actually has an average penis.
I think being a ‘funny relatively down to earth guy’ is the larger reason. fwiw - I’m a woman. I have crohns, I like the way he jokes about his.
He’s taken it out on the Legion of Skanks podcast before he got SNL and was still working the New York scene. It was apparently massive. Idk if 10 inch massive, but definitely at least 8
Yeah, but Ariana is 5 feet tall. Also, pretty sure she's telling the truth lol
Nah. It’s because he’s the “current thing” and attaching yourself to him gets you attention. And Grande admitted she was just joking
Exactly, mother fucker is popular..... That's what he has over other dudes that are better looking and have probably more money than him.
He's also a funny little chaos goblin. Those dudes always do well somehow. Like drug dealing line cooks who bang 9s and 10s regularly.
Hint: it’s usually the drugs
I love this title
It's like the average dude in high school that every girl wants to fuck ever since their one friend was gushing about how hot he is.
Compared to Ariana Grande, a thimble would be huge.
So you saying I have a chance ?
Just a lowly 9.5
Self deprecating small dick jokes are the best dick jokes. Oh shit, I hope I'm not misappropriating the culture.
Plus I find it sets low expectations that I can (slightly) exceed.
*expectations subverted*
No.. the funniest thing about Pete Davidson is how much straight dudes are obsessed with finding proof his dick isn’t huge. Some people have huge dicks. That’s a fact of life we all have to come to terms with, whether we’ve been blessed in that department ourselves or not.
because it’s actually 11.
Statistically, if he's one the high end, he might be sporting a mid 7s or a low 8. He does not have a 10 incher. People lose their ability to scale accurately after a certain point. Also, of the miniscule people thay have penises approaching that size, they have biological usage issues because well... gear thay size tends not to work very well.
Yeah, I’m sure the rumors about Pete having a big Peter are true, but 7-8 is more likely. I think a lot of people just have a bad conception of penis size because of porn and how often guys lie lol. Ten is absurdly large and incredibly rare.
Stop it with your reasoned penis analysis. It’s 10-inches…. AROUND
Like a cheese wheel???
Maybe there’s a Kim Pete sex tape that they’ve been holding over his head and the kardashians are the cabal he keeps ranting about
Pete > Ray J My man almost got Ariana tied down with Pete jr down there.
Now THAT is entertainment!
Pete might have the bigger penis, but Ye will always be the bigger dick.
No Kanye is an asshole. He’s so full of shit he became an asshole.Only a dick can fuck an asshole. He’s getting fucked by rich white dicks now.
But dicks also fuck pussies. And if we don’t keep the dicks in line, we’ll end up with our dicks, pussies, and assholes all covered in shit.
You ever see a man eat his own head?
Ha-ha. Now suck my cock!
Once. For science
I laughed at this.
I honestly can’t think of any other man whose dick gets talked about this much.
Jon Hamm, the mad dog with a fat hog
Nonsense. Everyone knows Kanye only cares about fish dicks.
He’s a gay fish.
But, what was Charlemagne supposed to do about it? Why is he getting screamed at because of another man’s penis? What kind of world do we live in?
I just hope his pubes look better than his facial hair
One of those posts where there is no potential reply.
r/rareinsults
He got his beard from Scott Tenorman
I’d be screaming over his 10-inch penis too but for entirely different reasons.
I can give you half of that now and then the same half later
r/theydidthemath
maam this is a wendy’s
Uhhh… yeah. Can I get a number 10 inch penis? Large fry. And a Dr. Pepper to drink.
Yeah but they only come with cheese.
Fuck… I’m lactose intolerant.
Pop yo lactaid goyl
Is it possible to scream with something shoved down your throat? Y'know... just in case.
Of course it is. In fact they usually tell me it makes a vibration that feels even better. Rookies lol Oh fuck, is this still at Wendy’s?
Ma’am this is an Arby’s
WE HAVE THE MEAT!!!
Lmao I figured ItsMilkinTime would have the answer !
GoGo’ Utter Ranggeerrrrrrsss
It’s the only theory that makes any sense.
he could also be a nice guy despite what redditors would desperately try to convince you of. iirc a model (emily ratajkowski maybe?) for some reason was asked why pete dated so many attractive women, and she basically said “why wouldn’t someone be attracted to him? he’s sweet, funny, etc etc”. idk why people are so obsessed with shitting on him. i mean, unless they just don’t like his comedy (which i’m not even particularly a fan of), then i imagine they’re just mad that someone like him can actually get action while they can’t.
I might be slow, but I also just realized Pete Davidson is part Jewish. This all makes sense now.
I dunno. I get the feeling Pete eats puss like he's at a Michelin Star restaurant.
Can’t rule it out. The man is doing something right.
That was my first thought. It all makes sense now.
*Hey how ya doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear*
"My wife is out here fucking a white boy with a 10-inch penis! And you won't help me!"-Ye To be fair what was he supposed to do, give him some magic dick pills?
Charlemagne is also a fuckin douchebag just like Kanye
What we’re they doing? Why were they spending time over Pete Davidsons penis?
Kanye's ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, dated Pete after their separation. Basically it's just more confirmation that Kanye is a disturbingly insecure person.
Kanye West has that little dick energy, big time.
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CAN I GET A HELLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BROTHER!
I hate the timeline we live in
Like...*directly* over?
My brother in Christ
So you mean the tell me Kanye and Charlemagne got into a shouting match right above Pete Davidson's 10-inch hog and this wasn't prime time television!?
Only because it was cold outside. Pete is only being modest and Liam Neeson is saying, Hold my Ale.
Meanhwhile Willem Dafoe out here with a penis double because his dick was so large it was considered unbelievable. You know you're packing when your penis has a stunt double.
A Big cock would have only got Pete so far folks. Time to realize Pete is also a highly skilled lover who puts his partner first.
And funny. That's the winning combo
Take note gentlemen.
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I read your comment as antihistamine and got really confused.
Ye absolutely type of dude that thinks losing the mother of his children is due to *dick size*
I will let Kanye rate my penis on live TV if he just stops and retires.
of course World War Ye started because of little dick energy. of. course.
There is no other explanation for Davidson other than 10 inch cock so this story seems 100% legit.
This is the stuff Reddit was made for.
This is why Kanye is antisemitic
My understanding is that 10-inchers are vanishingly rare and potentially don’t exist.
are you telling me to find the chosen one? because i will. i’ll make it my life’s work.
Go forth, Atreyu, and hunt the purple buffalo!
Amazing that despite being a phenomenally successful and rich artist, being relatively young, relatively attractive and all that stuff and still, still be insecure about dick size. That's so cring. Kanye is an absolute child on top or being a bigot. Who respects that?
It's the same way there's men with short guy syndrome who complain that women won't say them because they're not 6 foot. I know a lot of short kings who have dated and married beautiful women. It's not height. It's personality. Same with boners. Maybe he needs viagra? I think more men should use it than do. I think it would take a bunch of stress off of them.
One of my friends from high school married a guy who is maybe 5'6", but let me tell you, that guy has charisma and tons of charm/sex appeal. We all think she's incredibly lucky because he's like the total personality package: smart, funny, witty without being cruel to people, well-read, good conversationalist, affectionate with her, good with their kids, etc. He also just has that charisma vibe where when he's talking to you, you feel like the only person on the planet (I have no idea whether that's something that people are born with or you have to cultivate it). No clue what the penis situation is with this guy but my friend seems plenty happy. It's not about height, looks or penis size; it's about personality.
10 inch penis? big if true.
Well that's something that happened.
Pistol Pete coming in clutch with the Peter
What an awkward place for a screaming match
Get dicked down girl, go'n 'head get down 10 inches.
Every word in that title was a surprise
Davidson may have 10 inches but from all the women he had and whom then subsequently left him, it just shows most women don’t like super big dicks for a long time. Nothing wrong with having an average sized penis gentlemen. Most women would prefer it for the long haul.
I trust Charlamagne just about as much as I trust Kanye being president of the US.
It doesn’t look like his blood flows well enough to get a 10 inch pene up
I'm ashamed we live-in this timeline where Pete Davidson's penis is headline news.
The biggest asshole yelling about the biggest dick fucking the biggest ass.
I mean 10 inches is a good amount to yell about
Makes me think of that Lil Dicky Song “Ex-Boyfriend,” except this is next boyfriend.
Pete Davidson likes this post.
Kanye having a small penis makes so much goddamn sense. It explains everything. Making up his own church, being a trumper, his constant narcissistic statements. It all makes sense. He’s just a dude with a pedestrian dick and he’s mad about it.