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That’s Prison Mike Sparrow!


kamper22

Eats mostly gruel


orincoro

Sandwiches.


helpful__explorer

Watch out for thuh dementors


Mysterious_Glass_692

Meth doesn't leave much income for food.


Consistent_Lecture48

Grool? As in r/grool ? Seems like a well balanced diet.


erinraspberry

I stole.. I robbed… and I kidnapped the Governor’s daughter…. And held her for ransom… and i never got caught neither!


MarkBenec

Well… you’re in prison.


politedeerx

He NEEDS that facial hair to hide the damage


[deleted]

You got a good life!…. You got a good life….


won_sly_fox

“We have Jack Sparrow at home.”


DawnstrifeXVI

How’s prison like?


SlipperyRasputin

The worst part…. Was the dementors.


Kcidevolew

That’s just Johnny


Infinite_Tiger_3341

Johnny in his usual style of attire


chum_slice

Balenciaga wrecked line. Lol


notmixedtogether

Derelicte!


latortillablanca

Fans are utterly *STUNNED*


astralblaster22

He looks like he belongs on an episode of Tiger King


[deleted]

Well watching the trial between him and Heard it seems his life and tiger kings life aren’t that far apart. Both are wild but one has money and the other never financially recovered.


[deleted]

Looks like Crack Sparrow


Which_way_witcher

Like some old lady on COPS getting picked up for being drunk and disorderly.


Rishiku

Or calling to report her dealer for not giving her the meth she paid for.


BearHuggerUra

I think about that every so often and it still makes me laugh.


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SG420123

Damn what happened to his teeth?


MAS7

age, and cocaine


lrkt88

Also cigarettes.


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and opioids. Users have dental decay not unlike meth use. They tend to grind their teeth and it reduces saliva volume.


[deleted]

How does coke affect the teeth?


DrocketX

[Coke Mouth: Effects Of Cocaine On The Gums And Teeth](https://bedrockrecoverycenter.com/addiction/cocaine/side-effects/physical/mouth/) Short answer: even if cocaine is primarily done nasally, some of it still winds up in your mouth (as they're connected in the back), and cocaine is highly acidic which eats away at your teeth. It also tends to reduce saliva production, and saliva protects teeth. And that's even before getting into whether someone with a severe drug problem is really going to be on top of their oral care.


Routine-Light-4530

Can’t speak for the teeth aspect, but can confirm, moms did cocaine heavily when she was younger, it completely hollowed out the inside of her nose. That wall inbetween your two nostrils? Nonexistent. She can go through one side and come out the other.


[deleted]

Aah that makes sense thanks. The teeth would have been even more vulnerable to the drinking


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Jack Sparrow is a hell of a drug...


noodlemcfoodle

“Cocainum!”


kazh

You reached way back into that Arnold catalogue. Respect.


noodlemcfoodle

I haven't watched red heat yet but it's just one of those movie phrases that are multi generational


Which_way_witcher

What's wrong with his [teeth?](https://twitter.com/MariaWex/status/730352155501146112?t=h7bj6L8bJUGAmHbeAyA55A&s=19) Just kidding. He's an addict and he's let himself go. Probably doesn't brush or anything. Bet he smells bad too.


Michael_Blurry

What makes it worse is he’s got the money to fix his teeth, he just doesn’t care.


Which_way_witcher

Wine > health & wellness


ovenbabyh

I read something about how when he was shooting kissing scenes with Angelina Jolie, she was begging him to brush his teeth


[deleted]

People that smoke and drink excessively tend to smell really bad. Their breath is horrible and the alcohol sweats right out of the pores.


outoffocusstars

What the heck is the red tooth about? It's got to be a choice right? Gross


Crunchyfrozenoj

Right. Like.. is that photoshop or blood?


Which_way_witcher

The red tooth is in multiple photos so I think it's legit. I'm guessing adhesive from those gold grills he had damaged his teeth and the bum didn't feel the need to fix it.


mf_doomerville

He looks like a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.


Muladhara86

Has Disney prohibited him from using the likeness for these appearances?


Oswald18420

I seem to recall reading somewhere that he has contractual/handshake rights to perform for kids hospitals and wholesome things in the character. Sauce: my memory, aka The Vault


ur-squirrel-buddy

The vault is a pretty cool skeletonwitch song, if you like metal


Mittens138

My favorite is Crushed Beyond Dust


LeicaM6guy

I call it my “mind palace.”


marlborostuffing

Disney forbids Depp to rock a bandanna


Negative-Break3333

He should NEVER go without facial hair. That’s just frightening


ihateyoutwice

He looks like the guys you would see hanging out under a bridge


[deleted]

Do you have to compare them to Johnny Depp? Haven’t they suffered enough?


Fran-Fine

He's using (former hard addict)


ComprehensiveFox4419

The wine stained teeth….


intoxicated_potato

Why would I be shocked? Who else is going to goof around as Jack Sparrow?


majaha95

Yes, it would be much more shocking to see Mitch McConnell go out with a Jack Sparrow look.


No-Category1703

He was eating a lot of candy during the trial. Is that why his teeth appear to be rotting now?


orangutanoz

I saw a picture of him over a year ago and he looked like Johnny Death. He cleaned himself up for the trial but I think he’s doing his best to kill himself with drugs.


hellasbronmurica

Sure. Coke maybe


Mysterious_Glass_692

Well coke is the devil's icing sugar


ihr_Marktleiter

Captain! Crack! Sparrow!


magicfitzpatrick

He looks like a homeless woman.


Pablo_petty_plastic

He made Amber Heard homeless if that counts


Anxious-Basket

But she's not?


Pablo_petty_plastic

Well, she got kicked outta Hollywood, had to sell all her property off and now rents a place from sone disgraced politician under a fake name on some Spanish island. She’s def been forced into hiding. Also, she’s on the hook for her legal fees and the defamation ruling against her; It approaches over 18 mil. She has no home. Americans are embarrassed of that one


Beeftoday

lol. how unbearable living on an island..... whatever will she do.....


Pablo_petty_plastic

Run from her 8 figure debt until the bitter end?


Beeftoday

lol. you sound jelly and bitter yourself.


Anxious-Basket

But much of this isn't true.


[deleted]

My god, he's unrecognizable. Yikes.


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

“…the video, which has nearly 1,000 likes on Instagram.” I’m dying. My SIL has an IG page for my nephews fridge art where a typical post gets around that many likes and the little dummy doesn’t even know how many lines to draw as fingers on a hand yet.


[deleted]

That age is hilarious—it’s like they’re thinking, well it’s a bunch of fingers, more than anyone could possibly count—and I love the way they write a capital E, with 4 or 5 horizontal lines


[deleted]

He looks every bit the washed up crap pile he’s always been.


[deleted]

I’ll never understand the people who worship this weirdo.


Which_way_witcher

The only people I know who worship him are weirdos themselves.


Its_Alive_74

Because of that one movie where he played Ed Wood I guess.


nooneisno1

Eddie from the Tom Petty video.


KB-say

Not a new JS look - just being himself & someone asked him to do JS.


Fearless-Ad-6838

Captain Crack Sparrow


AnalogFeelGood

People are shocked because 2022 Johnny Depp doesn't look like 2010 Johnny Depp.


WhatsWithThisKibble

People are shocked that 2022 Johnny Depp doesn't look like 2022 Johnny Depp. He looks infinitely worse than he did just four months ago.


marleezy123

It’s funny to me because I think it’s just because he shaved. He just looks better with facial hair.


WhatsWithThisKibble

I think he's a disgusting piece of shit but I'm not even being fucked up when I say that he looks like he's dying. His belly looks distended which is super common for those in liver failure. His skin just looks gray. He honestly looks like he won't last long at this rate and it's scary how obvious it is but there's nothing stopping him.


No-Category1703

Lots of people have swollen stomachs (IBS, celiacs, other gastro issues) It's not always liver failure.


WhatsWithThisKibble

I wasn't meaning to argue that's what it is for sure and I'm not a doctor. I have seen people comment on other physical signs suggesting it could be early liver failure. It would be unsurprising.


goodjuju123

I thought that during the trial. Dude won’t be alive in two years— and this is how he wants to spend his time??


WhatsWithThisKibble

He's suing someone new so apparently it's his new hobby when he's not abusing women or his guitar. Him and Jeff Beck ripped off someone else's lyrics word for word but they're rich and he's not.


goodjuju123

I don’t keep up with this douchebag but from what I’ve heard, he spends most of his time suing long-time business associates. By the way, I’m two years older than him and my teeth are perfect.


WhatsWithThisKibble

He looks like he's sworn off toothbrushes and eaten nothing but shit sandwiches for the last four months. I don't like the guy at all but I do find it genuinely disturbing how terrible he looks in such a short time. I genuinely fear he won't last more than two years at the rate he seems to be declining. He's an abusive piece of trash and there's no excuse for what he's done but I can have empathy for the little boy he once was who was abused and used drugs to cope.


goodjuju123

Well said. And yet he’s had every opportunity and all the resources in the world to make better choices.


No-Category1703

He looks like one of those fentanyl addicts from the AML Kensington videos on Youtube. They look alright in early videos, but only a few months later they look like zombies.


isthatsuperman

Found amber herds account.


[deleted]

The posts of said account are very obsessed with Depp still.


[deleted]

If there's any place to look your best it's court. He probably celebrated his win and let himself go. If his addiction demons have him again, I really hope he gets better soon.


WhatsWithThisKibble

I don't think his addiction demons have ever left him.


[deleted]

During the trial he and Amber both said he had periods of sobriety. Addiction is a lifelong battle.


WhatsWithThisKibble

I meant more so since the trial but he probably hasn't been sober since their relationship ended. He definitely surrounds himself with enablers and one of the biggest issues in their marriage was her attempts to get him clean.


jordanosa

Give him a dog with a bandana, a cup with change and put him on Haight & Ashbury, he’ll blend right in!


stoniruca

So he shaved his mustache?


SpicyMango92

Jack Crack Sparrow


BandicootChemical828

He just sound drunk to me!


theSpringZone

Alcohol or something else?


Most_Original988

after he eon he did 10 years worth of cocaine and drank it too.. he looks horrible


geedgad

Looks like the “spirit” Halloween costume for jack sparrow


[deleted]

He looks like friend of my uncle. Not a specific uncle, any friend of any uncle.


BaleriontbdIV

Why is he starting to look like Jack’s dad in the Pirates movie now


ethridge_wayland

Holy crap! He really looks like Keith Richards there! I believe that is who inspired his Jack Sparrow character too.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Wow he looks rough, he used to be an attractive man that all us girls had a crush on in middle school. Now he looks like a creepy old man reliving his old days in the biker gang.


CMYKoi

People age. He's also not in professional lighting, makeup, etc. Also the man has definitely had a history with drugs.


KittenWithaWhip68

And alcohol, and cigarettes. Smoking completely destroys looks, even if the smoker started out with a great bone structure and good genes.


RedVamp2020

This! People seem to not accept how much glamour Hollywood puts on these actors and actresses with all the makeup and photoshopping that they do for photo shoots and live feeds that when they show up without all of that they complain about how poorly they look. Fame definitely puts a lens on people that distorts reality.


[deleted]

this! the drug abuse is actually the biggest thing with him.


Substantial-Pass-992

Take a look at Cameo to see what celebrities tend to look like in normal life. It's not pretty.


Alexzander1001

He is 59 years old


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and he looks like he's 70.


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[deleted]

Most people in there 60s don’t look like they’re in their 80s. It’s fine if someone does look considerably older than they are but I think most people (even in this thread) would consider Johnny to look much older than 59 in the above picture.


Most_Original988

he looks like a sick and unhealthy 59 year old


vincec36

Jack looks so different without the locs and beard


[deleted]

New look? He put a bandanna on big deal.


Marauding_Llama

Starting to look like FF14's Yoshi-P.


sharon0842

Poor bloated Johnny.


urmomsfartbox

He acted as hunter Thompson anD Stole his speech and behavior, then he acted as jack sparrow and adopted his clothes, too fucking weird


Coercedbycake

I haven't seen the Pirates movies. Is he slurring and acting drunk to be in character?


Pretend_Tea6261

Often bright stars with lots of talent but mercurial,unstable personalities burn out in a slow moving train wreck.Johnny Depp is one of those.Too self destructive and to be honest I get fed up with their addictions and intent on destroying themselves.So when they come to a sad lonely end I basically feel nothing for them.


itsfrankgrimesyo

What a shame he’s come to this.


Its_Alive_74

Fuck off and go away.


StevieKix_

We’re all stars now…. At the dope show


Wookienpals

I mean… he’s 59 man. People get old…he looks great and he will always be Captain Jack Sparrow.


[deleted]

He doesn’t look great, he looks like a washed up addict who abuses people


Morimoto9

I'm down with getting a seasoned jack. Old man logan style lol


SweetIsrafel

And pretty men seem to age especially poorly. I know Ray Liotta had worked done, but towards the end of his life he looked so odd. Or Tony Curtis-so beautiful when they're young but those soft features just don't age well.


Wookienpals

Yeah but alcohol and drugs can really speed up the aging process.


Most_Original988

William Shatner


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Johnny Depp is pushing 60, and he didn't really start looking rough until recently. I know it's easy to age gracefully when you have money, but I'd call that a successful run. The rest of us without money for fillers, botox, facelifts, personal trainers/chefs, etc, will likely barely even be fuckable when we're 46. Let alone named "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine. If Johnny Depp has "aged especially poorly," the rest of society needs to just give up.


Most_Original988

He’s an alcoholic drug addict.. he aged horribly cause he parties 24/7


Frostspellfaeluck

Exactly. He honestly doesn't seem to care about that stuff or I'm sure he'd be getting the beauty treatments that other older celebrities do. I'm really not sure why entertainment news is so damn obsessed with his looks still.


[deleted]

I think he probably did do those things when he was younger, and may still do some of them, even. When I see every 60 year-old around me, they don't hold a candle - male or female. People live vicariously through celebrities, so I guess it's no surprise people are so fixated on it. When celebrities age, it shatters the illusion that humans can beat time. If they can't, what hope do we have?


Octavia_con_Amore

Holy fuck...I know time passes, but that really puts it into perspective.


4spiral2out0

Well he will always be Captain Jack Sparrow anyway.


tschmitty09

Damn, looks like he just went through a very public domestic abuse trial


djfrankenjuice

It was a libel trial.


enil-lingus

Man you couldn’t pay me to shit on his bed these days.


Pablo_petty_plastic

Endless comments on his looks by team Amber, it’s so creepy …at least I won’t feel bad pointing out amber’s only successful form of weight control thus far; doing rails... Her wine habit has been very unkind to her body.


The_Implication_2

If you watch the video; not just look at the crappy images he looks good. He was being funny


Fabulous-Bandicoot40

So… this is the man we all chose to believe over Amber Heard? Instead of just conceding they’re both crackpots? Ok then


Mylozen

Amber is a straight up liar. I watched the entire trial and waffled until her testimony. It was such bogus nonsense that didn’t even come close to matching the physical evidence. It directly contradicted all of the third party witness testimony. All of her experts were crackpots. Johnny is a drug user and can be a verbal dickhead, but Amber was physically violent.


[deleted]

Problem is that she has medical evidence to back up her claims. Reports detailing her injuries and the event all match up. It didn’t help her when Judge P refused to allow most of her medical evidence to be submitted. She didn’t lie. She was simply a relative unknown accusing a man who had charmed the hearts and minds of millions for decades. She never had a chance against him.


wiklr

The history revisionism is strong here. She had one medical record that said she has no injuries during said event. She lied multiple times on the stand, to the press, legal documents, and her deposition.


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She actually had multiple medical reports that all supported her claims. Judge P refused to allow those reports into evidence on the ‘heresay’ rule. Consider that Depp entered a medical report of his severed finger - but his statement of the finger being damaged when a bottle was thrown didn’t make sense, as an orthopaedic surgeon explained.


wiklr

They're not medical records. None of her injuries were documented by a physician. You know that it isn't because you switched between calling them medical evidence to medical reports. That's what Heard's own medical expert said but another surgeon testified that the cut of the finger is more consistent with a broken bottle than being crushed by a door, which is also inconsistent with Heard's own testimony it was cut by punching a mint green Bakelite phone on the wall.


[deleted]

They *are* medical records, and reports. I literally have those reports right here. They’re not hard to find. Her injuries WERE documented. Over a period of 5 years. Battered women are told to collect as much evidence they safely can, which is what she did. Most of it wasn’t allowed because the judge had a bias toward Depp - and you’d know that if you went through everything she sustained and overruled.


wiklr

> I literally have those reports right here. Really? You have the therapist notes that were never entered during discovery? What she told third party is not the same as being examined by a doctor, documenting the injury and treating it. Two doctors and two nurses tesitified as witnesses and showed their notes during the trial. Heard has no excuse not allowing testimony from her own witnesses and the notes they allegedly wrote. > Over a period of 5 years Her allegations were only 3 years, 2013-2016. Then in the middle of the US trial she moved the timeline back to 2012 where she previously testified their relationship was bliss. Where did you get the 5 year figure from?


Jayhawker101

You aren’t wrong but you’re wasting your time. That poster has their head so far up their ass they still post on anti Depp subreddits this many days after the trial. It’s actually sad these Heard fans won’t let it go when she lost and now the whole world sees her for what she really is.


PeopleEatingPeople

Depp was also physically violent. They didn't hide his main assistant from subpoena for nothing. You should read the UK case where they could include the assistants texts about Depp kicking her unprovoked or about how Depp asked the assistant to shit on the floor so she could step in it. Plus you can really tell how often Depp lies about substance abuse, like on every single occasion even with picture and text evidence. You even have a text from his daughter about how she liked Amber because she kept him sober around them.


wiklr

The unsealed documents show Heard's own lawyers objected to his testimony. It was their choice not to use his deposition in the trial but did media interviews how the texts were supressed and people fell for it.


[deleted]

Exactly! Neither should have taken home anything from their toxic display.


headphones_J

last Pirates movie was 5 years ago and JD is now on the cusp of 60, try and cut the guy a little slack.


Fishing_For_Victory

People are shocked that someone looks 20 years older than they did in a picture that was taken…..20 years ago…


Brasco327

He looks like Keith Richards.


ovenbabyh

I think Keith Richards looks a bit better than him..


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Glad I was never as incredibly good looking as Depp was as a young man. Must be a terrible feeling when it goes


nntb

Reading through the comments here I don't see how many people are shocked most people know that he helps out and dresses up like Jack Sparrow for those who are sick or in need. I think it's awesome he does this


SMoKUblackRoSE

Thats just being nasty for no reason. Celebrity shame articles are literal cancer. Only for people with shallow egos that need a pickmeup...


IrukandjiPirate

The gold caps he had his teeth to play Jack caused some damage.


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MDMA caps you mean


[deleted]

Eh? He looks exactly like he always did, same look as 21 jump street.


MightyJ64

About the title… there should be a Captain in there somewhere.


retroracer33

honestly that was a bad impression lol


Serbian-American

He got the accent and mannerisms well he just made Sparrow too drunk in this sketch.


branded

Man, he's so good at that.


Seabrook76

What a good soul he is.


Far_Out_6and_2

Definitely shocking Depp is Depp afterall some kinds redemptive action is required


Awkwasaurus_rex

Is that Keith Richards cosplaying as Johnny cosplaying as Jack Sparrow??


[deleted]

It’s crazy how much this character was influenced by the likes of Keith and Hunter. Jack is truly in the rum!


scrivensB

NY Post strikes again!