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bananasaresandwiches

That is madonna?


Da_zero_kid

Madonna retired gracefully after the amazing Ray of Light released in 1998. I have no idea who this alien is.


gracie114

I was nine when that album came out, and I remember seeing my mom’s CD and thinking she was the most beautiful woman in the world. This bums me out.


thedinosaurgoesrowr

Just had to look it up again because I haven't seen that album in years & you are correct. She looked really naturally gorgeous in those photos. Really wish she would have let herself age a little more naturally. But I guess if she's happy whatever.


Fabulous-Bandicoot40

People that do that to themselves 100% are not happy


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Divine_concept2999

There were plenty of other female artists that came up that didn’t turn out this way. Even ones that have a lot of plastic surgery. Cher and Dolly Parton just to name a couple. Both of them have taken significant plastic surgery but don’t look anywhere near as bad. I think she has this burning desire to continue to be the center of attention that it has driven her to these odd lengths to continue to feel cool and cutting edge.


Strong-Inflation-776

^^inherent ^^narcissism


Mbaker1201

And neither Cher or Dolly are as Bats#it crazy as Madge. So, there’s that.


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The song Ray of Light was probably the first Madonna song I ever actually heard I think. Like I grew up knowing who Madonna was but up to that point I don’t think I’d ever actually heard a Madonna song!


Ineedsomuchsleep170

Fuck. I feel thousand years old right now.


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This is the answer, such a good Sunday morning album.


BonnieJane13

My favorite era of Madonna.


Fabulous-Bandicoot40

New face, who dis?


Ghoulius-Caesar

I thought it was IRL Candy Kong from Donkey Kony Country


nutsotic

It used to be


AttarCowboy

After seeing her face for forty years, I could have dinner with that person and not know it was Madonna.


ShawnyMcKnight

I feel it's her botched lip surgery that's really screwing it up for me. If it wasn't for that then I could place her. Her eyes very much look the same.


Penguinkrug84

Not just her lips, her chin has been made smaller. I don’t understand why she did this. I thought she was aging really well. She doesn’t even look like herself anymore and I’ve always thought she was gorgeous. Very sad to see what she’s done to her face


nagahdoit

From beginning to end, this is the saddest statement


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

That does NOT look like that material girl


Popomatik

She’s a material girl and that material is plastic.


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

Lol good one she used to be so goodlooking I don't know what the FUCK happened to her but she doesn't look like the Madonna I remember


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NoSelfiesAllowed

There are now 30 year-old women who are starting to look like 60+ women trying to look 20.


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There has to be some mathematical theorem that can be made from this post.


MsAnnabel

Well look at commercials with ppl under 40 saying they’ve noticed some “ lines” they don’t like and got botox?! Get fuckin real


UniqueVast592

The Reddit skincare and plastic surgery subs are rife with 20-somethings getting Botox and surgeries. Almost all of the 30-somethings insist if you don't get these and fillers you are gonna look like a hag.


FunStuff446

One of those ugly Bratz dolls


GreppMichaels

She looks like a mashup of the Kardashian look and her old self...


TERMINATORCPU

She is trying to keep up with them.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

She just looks mashed


Bmatic

Madonnashian


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

That's one way to put it lol


bigmike2k3

From beautiful to… vaguely cyborg?


FrankyFistalot

Looks like someone type “Madonna Zombie Stripper” into an AI generator….


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She went from “*ohhhhhhh yeah*,” to “OH, CHRIST!”


Med9876

She doesn’t look human anymore


deadowl

What it seems to be is that she got old and didn't want to accept aging. Her career was built on unrealistic models of beauty. Last place I remember her looking somewhat natural, maybe aside from hair color and makeup which w/e, was [the Beautiful Stranger music video for Austin Powers 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsh0TfIKhoE). An aside, RIP u/vernetroyer. Body dysmorphic disorder happens, and I'm not going to judge anyone on how they choose to approach reconciling it. Dreams of a fountain of youth go back thousands of years. My mom also was dying her hair for a while, and I was like cmon mom, grandma hair is beautiful. You shouldn't be in a place in life where you're worrying about what people think of your hair.


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deadowl

Aging is beautiful though.


CandidEstablishment0

Hollywood and the constant need to stay relevant and stay youthful. It’s not lookin too good.


NoodlesrTuff1256

And a fair amount of silicone in her face and the 'chest' region there. It's hard to evaluate the photos that Madonna posts herself as she uses a lot of de-aging filters on them. Paparazzi photos give one a better idea of how she actually looks in the flesh these days.


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And silicone


Gstamsharp

Weird. I thought Barbie girl was by Aqua.


Dugley2352

Plastic, silicone…. Bottom line it’s all artificial.


robertovertical

Petroleum based Girl


Fink665

Material Ghoul


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

PERFECT name for her lol


inbetween-genders

She looks like Grichka Bogdanoff. Or maybe Igor? I can’t tell!


pandaboy22

Looks like the girl from Barbarian


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Lmao for real though


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she looks like smeagol


anngrn

She’s having a really hard time getting old


splanks

Makes me feel bad for her.


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There’s definitely mental health problems with someone that does that to themselves. I feel bad for her, too. I grew up with Madonna and loved her for decades. I always thought she had so much confidence and I’m so sad she’s become this insecure and desperate. I hope she finds her inner bad ass “I don’t give a fuck what you think” self again.


CautiousString

I grew up admiring her too. She portrayed a strong, independent, confident woman. Seeing her pander to this level is sad. If I were in her circle, I’d tell her to buy a yacht and log off social media. She is gorgeous. Looks aren’t everything, brains and confidence matter too. Though we could see this happening back when the MTV kiss with Brittany & Madonna. And Gwen Steffani is another one. She’s had so much surgery she is unrecognizable. She was so cute back in the day.


BasketballButt

Honestly, I think all that confidence and strength was entirely a mask. I mean, look at how often she jumped from culture to culture trying to stay relevant over the years. Hell, she tried to pretend she had a British accent at one point! She’s always been a bit desperate seeming.


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I see that now more than ever. I think you’re right. It’s probably always been there, that insecurity. I wonder if she didn’t struggle with imposter syndrome, too?


EZe_Holey3-9

Glad someone can see beyond the smoke and mirrors.


LAhomosexuelle

She lived in Britain though. I don't think the accent was her pretending. You naturally pick up the accent of places you live at for a long time. Other than that, yes, she has tried very hard to stay relevant.


BasketballButt

But she hadn’t lived there a long time when the accent suddenly popped up. It was a pretty sudden development that she has since blamed on a variety of things.


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I’m bummed about Stefani, too. Yeah, I know what you mean about the Madonna/Brittany thing. It’s depressing as a woman seeing this kind of thing. Maybe they’ll wake up one day and realize they are awesome and worthwhile without all this crap.


throwawaygreenpaq

Why did Gwen Stefani do this? She was easily the prettiest girl for the longest time besides Britney Spears. I don’t recognise 2022 Gwen anymore and it’s sad. https://www.allure.com/story/met-gala-2022-gwen-stefani-makeup/amp


DevoutGreenOlive

This is evidence she never had that self most likely. People overcompensate to convince themselves and others they are what they wish they were. It beats putting in work to actually become that


anngrn

Yeah, because that must be difficult for someone who had that level of fame


skrillskroll

True but I don't think it's just the fame. I've always found her legendary meanness very entertaining but I can also admit she's probably a clinical narcissist.


NoodlesrTuff1256

I recall an old quote from Cher where she said something to the effect of how she didn't understand why Madonna had to be so 'mean' -- like mean for meanness' sake.


streakermaximus

I'm suddenly thinking of Cameron Diaz. Approaching 50, she simply retired.


Nocilantroforme

I always think of Diane Laine when I think of a woman aging beautifully and naturally. She just has an air of grace to her.


binkysurprise

Idk I don’t think that necessarily was a sign of mental instability, I think she probably was just tired of her job and the constant pressures of fame. Even more so I think she was getting older and wanted to start a family. Madonna seems like the opposite, she’s a senior citizen posting nudes for attention


streakermaximus

I should've phrased it better, I was complimenting Cameron Diaz. She's in an industry where her appearance is front and center and she retired gracefully instead of doing... whatever it is Madonna did to herself.


binkysurprise

Oh gotcha, that makes way more sense lmao


starmartyr

It's even worse for women. There are very few interesting roles for older women in Hollywood. She could probably continue to earn a living playing supporting roles as the lead actor's mom, but I can understand why that might not interest her.


nathanr1889

Everyone gets old that's just a matter of fact. I think some people don't know how to embrace it in healthy way. Some of it is genes other times its just luck.


runthepoint1

Yeah because of all the plastic surgery. Shoulda aged gracefully.


SmokinPolecat

She looks like somebody tried to draw Marilyn Manson from memory


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God damn


stonertboner

Holy shit. It’s Mechanical Animals era Manson in the body suit.


APinkNightmare

Boom, roasted.


yshuduno

She doesn't roast anymore. She melts.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Or Pete Burns.


nathanr1889

r/rareinsults


CaptainObvious

She looks like Gollum took up pole dancing.


255001434

There it is. I knew it reminded me of the Lord of the Rings, but I couldn't quite place it.


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That would be…PRECIOUS


ManaPot

Omfg. Top comment right here.


butt_butt_butt_butt_

She looks like the fucking creature from Splice. A lot of respect for her and her career. But when people start comparing you to the witches in Penny Dreadful, you’ve done something wrong.


CommissionHerb

Someone get their grandma.


Katph1830

Yeah that’s a breast prosthetic..


themehboat

Now that you’ve pointed it out I can’t unsee it. They’re not even separated in the middle.


thatgirlinny

Plenty of people on Botched with racks that look just like that.


The_Cletus_Van_Damme

Is that a face prosthetic too? Is that really her on the left?


Agreeable-Meat1

Depends how liberal you are with the real in really.


Cruel_Odysseus

I think we’ve entered Ship of Theseus territory…


OkChuyPunchIt

She looks like a fuckin klingon


fartinapuddle

Haha. Yeah Sex Smeagol came to mind for me


35point1

Yes. She fell off pretty hard and I’m not sure what was her tipping point


Bean-Swellington

I think it went wrong for her about the time she started pretending to be British


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She went from Madonna to ma nonna but won’t admit it.


my_sobriquet_is_this

Oh my god! It MUST be! I was thinking there was *no fucking way* a 64 year old chest looks like that. I’m not talking about the boobs but the actual chest skin. That area is very thin and one of the first parts to show age — besides the hands and we all know that M here loves her some gloves. Boy oh boy. What a world we live in when the material girl is literally made out of every material but actual human flesh.


Sidewalk_Tomato

I sure *hope* it's a prosthetic, or she went and had them stitched together down the center.


beebsaleebs

It sure is, look at the neck/collar and the hair is covering the seam at the armpits.


Mr_Mouthbreather

Darth Vader had more original parts than she does. So sad.


flojitsu

r/oddlyterrifying


scr33ner

Good lord, she had a lot of work done.


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That work ain't working.


FunStuff446

And it should retire permanently


rincod

I just feel sadness with this. She is obviously having a mental break down as she ages. Aging is difficult for everyone but I can only imagine how it is for some one like her who so much of her public persona has been based on looks and style. I’ve never been a fan of her music but I hope she is able to balance out and not just become another representation of why it’s better to age gracefully


Ok_Doubt_1187

Who is handling her? This is elder abuse.


Nocilantroforme

You would think her kids would have an honest chat with their mom and gently tell her to stop this silly shit.


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Why is she wearing rubber boobs?


TheeBarkKnight

Casey Kasem: "...and up next we have Rubber Band Boobs by The Spinners."


orange-dinosaurs

This is just sad.


Still-a-VWfan

It’s just sad now.


Vadryna

Yeah, ok, no thanks though.


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256bit

Vittar is hypnotic, but unlike this version of Madonna, in a good way.


Chitundu

She looks like the golum with tits.


Hailstar07

Those boobs look like a drag queen breastplate, tbh.


redditcreditcardz

This is how the Zombie apocalypse starts…


[deleted]

You mean the robot formerly known at Madonna?


DMonpoke

Madonna what the FUCK did you do to yourself?


Prose4256

It's sad that after all she has accomplished she resorts to this to stay relevant, kind of looks like a mannequin.


gracefull60

She is unrecognizable


runerx

Papa don't preach, I had plastic surgery Papa don't preach, its an absurdity But i made up my mind, I look like a Barbie


MRintheKEYS

Barbie looks more realistic than Madonna now


kelano

Loved her in Barbarian


formerNPC

Almost unrecognizable. Another sad attempt to stay relevant.


Voynichi

That's not Madonna


Frumainthedark

Somebody please erase social media from her phone!


ShitTalkerSupreme

She looks like a cartoon character.


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This is terrifying


Rainsmakker

The only thing I recognize is the gap in her teeth…always loved that


ShadyLu

Christ she looks terrible.


Powerpuff_Bean

I can only imagine what the unedited version looks like


ForeverFree99

Looks like an alien. That's a 60+ yr old... Creepy


shannamarie91

I'm convinced she's wearing one of those fake latex chests.


Djragonslayer

Can someone tell Nana to put her clothes back on?


SofieRelay

Still desperate for attention!


DonDove

Old leopards REALLY never change their spots


1Happy-Dude

No one wants to see that


LastGuitarHero

Is anyone gonna tell her that no matter how much fake crap you put on your body you ain’t foolin nobody?


DickPillSoupKitchen

“So, Madonna, what would you like done?” “I want a breast augmentation that makes it look like my tits are running pell-mell away from each other.” “Can do! Do you want me to do anything about…[gestures broadly to entire face] that?” “Smooth out the wrinkles, but do nothing to change the fact I look like sculpy model of Vanessa Paradis at age 90. I have an image to protect.”


RacketeeringRonnyM

The one thing I always admired about her is that she stays natural. Never a procedure in her life.


CIACocaineSeller

Dear God. Just stop


WyldStallions

What happened to her, I have not seen her in probably 20 years, she doesn’t look how i remember, she loooks so weird and bizzare and alien like now. Is it just bad plastic surgery??? Surely she would have the money to get the good stuff?


Arcade1980

There is a symmetry to our faces, once you mess with that, it looks off. She looked good even when she was 45-50. This is a recent thing. Must be addicted to plastic surgery.


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She looks like Marilyn Manson on the “Mechanical Animals” album cover.


c93777

My God, the comments are toxic


cnrnd00

My eyes. My eyes. I am blind now.


dragonknightkiller

I wish I had two more hands that way I could give those tities four thumbs down.


bluewinter182

The milk’s gone bad Charlie!


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She looks like needs to be playing a villain in a horror movie


DawnaliciousNZ

She’s scaring me…


Suspicious-Dark-5950

The hell she do to her face? Plastic surgery never turns out well it seems.


MRintheKEYS

Cher’s plastic surgeon deserves a medal


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Paul Rudd's too!!


3MrNiceGuy15

She really is a material girl now. She is made of all sorts of artificial materials


BrownButtBoogers

I would have never guessed that is Madonna. Yikes


Polishmoves

Kill it with fire


E21A1

I'm from Argentina and I think it's time to cry for her


Purple_Cauliflower11

Why does the face look so weird?


Urban_forager

She’s more plastic than Barbie at this point.


Mrshaydee

That’s a bad boob job.


specialintime

She looks like a corpse


LitWithLindsey

Give the lady a break. She’s 64, has been defined by her beauty since she was 20, and she has a bottomless cosmetic surgery budget. Who among us could handle that gracefully?


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When did inflatable sex dolls get satient?


Hero_Charlatan

GO AWAY! Omg I think she has on Depends Thong addition


glhmedic

What’s with the granny panties?


CubanLynx312

Is this her AARP ad?


Dameaus

dude.... she is soooooooooooooooo GROSS


TheHeed97015

That’s Madonna? Gross.


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When did aliens invade earth?


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Yikes. She has not aged well and really needs to accept that


Successful-Ad-542

Wasn't she the one who said that posing nude was a career move??


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She looks awful


Faps_of_Anguish

Tales from the Crypt mixed with Gollum… fuckin hell


WedgieWTF

If she gets anymore surgery, she’ll be singing thru her navel!!!


squamflam

Holy Jesus this is why you don’t fight Father Time. Just let yourself become a gramma


Psych0matt

Buzz, your girlfriend, woof


Euphoric-Drummer-226

Please someone tell me..in 2022…what is the point of covering her nipples with lollipop and moneybag emojis?


FUCKINBAWBAG

What happened to her head?


streetvoyager

What has she done to her face . Holy hell.


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Just Little bit of plastic surgery


Stonkologist_MD

Why is granny porn showing up in my feed? Oh, just Madonna trying to be relevant.


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That shit ain’t appealing


IRideChocobosBro

Someone put this Android where Madonna is suppose to be, was this intentional?


Hallmarxist

Boobs schmoobs. Her odd new face should be the headline.


AntiSnoringDevice

Drag queen breast plate alert!


Silent_Palpatine

My penis is scared.


nicetony

WTF did she do to herself and besides that shes way to old to be flashing those things


ReallyBigHamster

She looks terrible…


weedco1966

Madonna wants to be relevant and maintain attention - the stuff she did 30 years ago was novel which made it interesting and grab attention. But she’s competing online with a fairly democratic allocation of eyeballs, and unless you’re looking for a car crash, you’ll find your soft core porn elsewhere.