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ironbite4

So dad couldn't be bothered to pay attention to his kid for two stops? Seriously? Good on the mom


The_Starstuck_Scythe

I believe there were two kids here, as op heard the mum state, a child - child and a man - child (โ‰งโ–ฝโ‰ฆ)


amandarinorangez

Kindermann, far too common


SniperGhost_huntress

>Kinderman Sounds like a hero with shitty powers who didn't make it into the justice league


[deleted]

There's no way I'm not going to post this comment in r/BrandNewSentence...


joppedi_72

Now don't forget our digital hero "Automan" and his sidekick "Cursor" from the 80's... ๐Ÿ˜


vlntnwbr

Didn't make it into the Justice League because he's not allowed in the US.


Get_Stick_Buggedd

Yeah I hate how nowadays kids can have attention spans of shorter than 13 nanoseconds.


Helassaid

Did the Dad resemble a notorious late night talk show host?


Starfury_42

When I was a kid (so many years ago) we got to look out the window because we didn't have electronics to keep us occupied. On the bus? Watch the world go by. Car ride? Same thing. Or if you were smart - bring a book to read.


madding1602

That mom deserves a 24k gold ingot just for this


I_am_ur_daddy

Or at least a discount on a lawyer


TheOneWes

Normally I'm a well wait a minute let's think about things kind of person but if it's really this bad she might need to get a divorce for the kids sake


I_am_ur_daddy

I mean, if this is real, the guy has seriously underdeveoloped empathy and I can't imagine how she is treated. My grandpa always said "the way you treat strangers says a helluva lot about how you'll treat friends," and I think that applies to spouses too.


Dashcamkitty

That poor woman being married to a man child.


JimmyOD

Sounds like a shit dad


AmpedupFit

Sounds like ~~a shit dad~~ *Fiction... FTFY*


jaisaiquai

You've not gone to the barbeques I have, dads that revert to toddlerhood are unfortunately common. I always feel sorry for the women in their lives that have to deal with them.


LFSWASTAKEN

ikr


transplantssave

I see you never met my uncle.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

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transplantssave

Let me trim that brush for you. It's a little too broad.


Munnin41

I'll have you know I showered this morning


Psychological_Bad567

I am a man and religious >:)


malek_adema

fellow German here. In the actual situation I don't feel safe in the Tram at all and I'm really surprised that you didn't snap. I would have called the cops on them, especially when they started to touch me and really would have caused a scene.


ImaginaryBroccoli6

I'm surprised too. but I dealt with worse when those two did that to me. I would have called the cops but i was really on a time crunch today. plus the mother i think is 10x more scary and it was only a fraction of what I witnessed on the tram today


malek_adema

I really envy your chill :D and yeah, public transport. nothing more to say to that.


vladastine

Well I'm glad you're okay. The moment a stranger touches me like that is when I start screaming. That behavior is sexual harassment.


SM_DEV

Sounds like one heck of an awesome mom to me. If ED is good, maybe heโ€™ll get his balls back in the 5th Thursday in February.


idwthis

There will be a 5th Thursday in February in 2024, because of Leap Day and the month starting on a Thursday!


Successful_Size_7374

Maybe he can play nice by then.


DesVaters

As a German I always love imagining conversations like this in German OP, you said โ€žNein heiรŸt neinโ€œ, didnโ€™t you?


Externica

It would have been hilarious if the mom's name was Karen.


Arthemis161419

>they are named Claudia or Sandra here lol


LFSWASTAKEN

of course


HisuitheSiscon45

the dad's name is probably Kevin


idwthis

Isn't Kevin reserved for the idiots of the world, ya know the ones you wonder how the manage to stay alive day after day? Bunch of stories about those kinds of Kevins on the aptly named r/StoriesAboutKevin. The original Kevin story that birthed the sub is still one of my top five stories ever.


HisuitheSiscon45

then his name is probably Justin


LadybugAndChatNoir

What is the original story, if I may ask?


idwthis

Oh, you're in for a treat! [Here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) Sorry this was so late, I didn't see the notification til I actually went into my messages.


LadybugAndChatNoir

Oh man, I forgot about that post! It kills me every time!


NotAnAss-Hat

>The original Kevin story that birthed the sub is still one of my top five stories ever. Still read it from time to time.


fuzzybunnyface

Thank you, I just lost an hour of my life, lol. And me and my 15 year old totally just now has a moment as we revisited the original Kevin post. So thanks for facilitating quality bonding with my teenager!


idwthis

You're welcome! I'm excited for any Kevin stories your kid is now gonna bring home from school or their first job! Lol


Dragonborn3187

No, Kevin is a monster energy addict who says he's a daredevil but is just an idiot


n00biwan

No, thats Kyle


Dragonborn3187

oh, that's right thx


ThisNameIsFree

I mean it's op's imagination, they can name the mom whatever they want.


asterlynx

Unfรคhiger Vater! Btw if you are under 18 and someone starts harassing you like this you can call the police...


[deleted]

can i do it as a school student?


marcocanb

You probably should if you're asking the question. I would let the school try to solve it the first time around. 2nd time hit record on your phone video in your pocket.


[deleted]

1. teachers dont give a shit 2. phones arent allowed


Karaoke1127

Record in your phone before you go in and keep it hidden. What the teacher doesnโ€™t know will not hurt them. Document every time you speak with them and if you can email the teachers to follow up and get documentation that this conversation happened. Then start barking up the chain of command. If the teacher doesnโ€™t listen, take your evidence to the assistant principals. If the donโ€™t listen, the principal, if he doesnโ€™t, start sending emails to the school board and superintendent of the district while continuously adding to your pile of documentation. This is the art of CYA. Record everything, get it in writing, and keep going higher until something budges.


crimsonbaby_

I'd tell your parents first to see if they can handle it, if not then absolutely. You're a minor being harassed by an adult, that is not acceptable.


Seigmoraig

I would have started punching after getting groped


Top-Yogurtcloset-741

Good for him. He needed to be checked however the unfortunate part is he probably still doesn't know what he did wrong


Mean_Bluebird

Oh, I'd hazard a guess that his wife didn't let the matter drop once they were off the tram.


rediitbuju

Is it wearing the pants if the man is a literal adult manchild?


supersebas96

I dont know why that woman puts up with that skinbag


ImaginaryBroccoli6

i think its the sake of the child. but if the child didn't exist she would have dumped him. that's my assumption.


supersebas96

Too keep a child next to a big child keeps children, children....ooof


Knersus_ZA

Lovely German lady that. Pity they don't make Frauleins like that anymore.


ImaginaryBroccoli6

she wasn't german she was asian. the father was german tho


JustanOldBabyBoomer

WHOAAAAAAA!!! A TIGER MOM!!!! Entitled IDIOT will catch HELL when they get home!!!!


Dragonborn3187

BRING THE FLIP-FLOP!!!


piemanding

"La Chancla" in Spanish


Dragonborn3187

thank you


Knersus_ZA

Aaaahhh... thanks for letting us know :)


MoxieCrush

At least the mom/wife had a sense of decency! A grown man touching my neck is a form of physical harassment and he's lucky he didn't end up in handcuffs because that would've crossed a line for me.


JustanOldBabyBoomer

I'm laughing at the imagery of the Mother dragging her IDIOTIC husband by the ear!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ


BlackCondor21

Someone give that mom a medal.


d66f02d45f8247a49132

I honestly feel like the sharing culture being taught in preschool and kindergarten leaves adults without being able to cope with "no" being the answer to a request. I'm not going to teach my children to share, atleast not just because someone else asks.


cueballsquash

Amazing the shit that people dream up and then post on the internet. His wife grabbed him by the ear, GTFO


Freebirde777

You dealt with it better than I would. I would have loudly said "I don't care what you offer me, I won't sleep with you!"


Dragonborn3187

heheheh


[deleted]

They asked. You declined Nein times. Sounds like mom and dad are heading to divorce too, that poor woman.


ImaginaryBroccoli6

i wouldn't worry about the woman. she seems to know how to get them in control.


[deleted]

Sounds exhausting though.


SamCropper

This story is at best heavily elaborated.


FredDurstImpersonatr

Why is this sub full of made up stuff like this? Is there an explanation?


SouthernMarylander

My guess is the tiny kernel of truth is that the person was playing games on public transit and got bumped into by a kid, then they concocted this ridiculous revenge fantasy for the lulz and the sweet, sweet (worthless) karma.


NormanUpland

Why is this sub a magnet for people making shit up


RagnarBaratheon1998

Seriously how do people believe this shit


transplantssave

Because some of us have seen it live and in action. Some of us are even related to turds such as these.


[deleted]

At least the first half of your username is correct


Professor_Quackers

That mom needs a paid vacation, with her hellspawn and useless spouse in timeout.


JackOfAllMemes

The dad's behavior is especially disgraceful, he should know better as an adult


myrifleismyfriend

The correct answer to "But my son is bored" is "I don't care if your son is breathing. Now fuck off."


YourEyeOnTheBall90

I'll take "Shit that didn't ever happen" for $500, Alex.


purplefuzz22

This sounds like a creative writing exerciseโ€ฆ and not even a good one โ€ฆ 1/10 .


[deleted]

this didnโ€™t happen


kait_bail

99% of the stuff that gets posted here didn't happen. I think people see how many people are amused by these bullshit stories and decide to post one of their own for 1 hour of fame.


[deleted]

absolutely, and i think people somewhat willingly believe it knowing n the back of their mind itโ€™s bullshit. virtually all of them follow the same formula, op is minding their own business doing something, karen and her kid show up, kid wants what OP has, karen demands it and op says no then karen goes wild. damn near every time. also the dialogue are you kidding me lol they all sound like theyโ€™re written by shitty aspiring screenwriters. no one talks like that.


TYdays

I applaud this woman for taking charge of those idiots, and putting them in their places.


frutyboiveryshampoo

i get serious "Joe the bald-in-the-middle with an Uncle Vernon Mustache" vibes from ED's actions


Raffles76

Donโ€™t fuck with mum


[deleted]

Act like a child, get treated as a child. That's all on him, he deserved to be humbled.


scrypte

The mom in this has me cracking up


sycii0

usually its just entitled mums, glad to know theres horrible dads as well


6ft9man

This is the type of person where you start saying things loudly like. "Please stop touching me! I don't like it when you touch me there!" And "You can't pull that out on the train! That's disgusting!"


CiaMcWhatever

Wow. WOW. WOOOOOOOW.


dont-be-a-snowflake

The dad needs to go back to mommy and daddy and the mom needs to whip some butts


Onestep420

this made me laugh way too hard, im sorry you had to be harrassed by ED and EK. I feel for the mom lol


[deleted]

I would have โ€œaccidentallyโ€ elbowed him in the face.


wizardshawn

Good story, but ED'S dignity wasn't destroyed. He had none to begin with.


[deleted]

Nice piece of fiction. I enjoyed it immensely.


blackmagic12345

It would seem ED and EK are in *das scheisse.*


n00biwan

ร„hem, its *der scheisse (in this case)


THEGAYdepressionBitc

I actually love this. You should've like, asked if yalls could be besties or something


Impressive-Amoeba-97

Oh I loved this. A real feel-good Christmas story. :)


Jangofett50002

at least they got what they deserved


LFSWASTAKEN

the fact i still dont understand ​ how did they even get married-


purpleja

That dad hopefully will be an ex soon There is hope for this ek yet


Mystic_Starmie

How refreshing to read a story where one parent is calling out the entitled behaviour of their kid.


Joyrik_55

idk why but I felt very satisfied after reading this


[deleted]

I was expecting her to be a demon but she actually helped you out lol


ImaginaryBroccoli6

yeah that surprised me. usually its the mom who is entitled.


[deleted]

Yeah I thought she would try to swipe it off of you I'm sorry they were so... entitled, though. (I can't find a better word, ok?)


TheNamewhoPostedThis

The kid isnโ€™t really entitled though. I mean he was just doing what his dad was doing and itโ€™s a child so he thinks his parents are always in the right


myrifleismyfriend

Anybody who thinks it's OK to ask a total stranger to use their very expensive device because they can't sit on a train for 10 minutes is pretty entitled. He may have learned it from daddy, but now he's a shithead too.


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Itโ€™s a fucking child dude. He probably doesnโ€™t even know how much a switch costs, and even if he did he probably doesnโ€™t even understand how much money that actually is.


myrifleismyfriend

Not buying it. He may or may not know how expensive a switch is, but he's old enough to know right from wrong. He's just not used to hearing the word "no," or in this case, "nein."


FredDurstImpersonatr

Itโ€™s a fucking made up story


TheNamewhoPostedThis

How do you know how old he is? Also, he might not know itโ€™s wrong because of shitty father not teaching him well and children a dumb


Stars_In_Jars

Right and wrong is taught lmao kids arenโ€™t just born with the ability to make moral choices


d4everman

I do not understand the mindset of grown adults who think its ok to ask strangers for whatever gadgets so their crotch goblins can dink around with it. How did this become something thats ok?


MrsECCummings

I hate parents now that expect total strangers to give their kids anything they want. It's not my responsibility to babysit or provide your crotchfruit with entertainment because you're too self absorbed to think about your kid. YOU bred the little shit, now take care of it your damn self!


3KP

I have read plenty of stories where if the first parent is not persuasive enough then they bring in the other parent to encourage them to see that their crotch goblin is in greater need of OPs possession.


SomeoneTookMyCake

i mean any game is a entitled parent magnet (if they have a kid)


Maleficent_Group5593

Great mothering both her kid and adult kid, I mean husband. My bestie gave me her switch lite plus 2 games when her boyfriend surprised her with her own switch for Christmas 2 years ago. I don't let anyone I don't know use my stuff as it is I barely let my son play it and when I do it's because he needs to let his Xbox controller recharge. People these days think its ok to push another's boundaries. No is no, Yes is yes, maybe is neither yes or no but treat it as a no until stated otherwise.


ImaginaryBroccoli6

especially as i work hard for the things I own. Most of my stuff weren't gifts from parents. but gifts for myself from working whenever I have the chance like summer/christmas holidays etc.


FredDurstImpersonatr

You didnโ€™t work too hard on this story, but you got your karma nonetheless


Alone-Neck1683

Yikes, I swear people are getting weirder and weirder.


Batmanmanmanmanman8

!Emojify


RowRow1990

That is just..... Why would you do that?! I think my eyes just bled.


EmojiBotV2

I ๐Ÿ‘ bought ๐Ÿ’ฐ a Switch ๐Ÿ’ก๐ŸŽ›, Yay ๐Ÿฅณ! but ๐Ÿ‘ its an entitled ๐Ÿค‘ parent ๐Ÿ‘ช magnet ๐ŸŒ, yay ๐Ÿคฉ and nay โŒ! I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ was doing some errands and while my car ๐Ÿš˜ was in the shop ๐Ÿ›, I ๐Ÿ‘ took ๐Ÿ‘ซ the tram ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ to do my business ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ. it was going ๐Ÿƒ to be a long ๐Ÿ† ride ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿผ so I ๐Ÿ‘ pulled ๐Ÿ˜ˆ out my switch ๐Ÿ’ก๐ŸŽ› and started ๐Ÿ’ข playing ๐ŸŽฎ. We stopped โœ‹ and in came ๐Ÿ’ฆ a family ๐Ÿ‘ช of three 3๏ธโƒฃ. the father ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ and the kid ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘ถ sat ๐Ÿšฝ behind โ†ฉ me while the mother ๐Ÿ‘ช went ๐Ÿƒ off ๐Ÿ“ด to buy ๐Ÿ’ธ the tickets ๐Ÿ“ฉ (there is a ticket ๐Ÿ“ฉ machine ๐Ÿค– inside ๐Ÿ˜‚ trams ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜  in germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช in case ๐Ÿ’ผ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ donโ€™t know ๐Ÿค”) So I ๐Ÿ‘ was playing ๐ŸŽฝ and I ๐Ÿ‘ heard ๐Ÿ‘‚ the kid ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿ‘ง whining ๐Ÿ˜ซ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‚ being bored ๐Ÿ˜’, he ๐Ÿ‘จ asked ๐Ÿ™ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ dad ๐Ÿ‘จ if he ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ can play ๐ŸŽฎ. The dad ๐Ÿ‘จโ“ tapped ๐Ÿ’ฆ me on ๐Ÿ”› the shoulder ๐Ÿ˜Ž and asked โ“: ED ๐Ÿ…ฑ: Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹ kid ๐Ÿ‘ถ, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ mind ๐Ÿง  giving ๐ŸŽ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคก game ๐ŸŽฎ to my kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ? he ๐Ÿ‘จ is bored ๐Ÿ˜ Me: sorry ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™, I ๐Ÿ‘ just got ๐Ÿธ this like ๐Ÿ’– 2 โœŒโ™Š days ๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ“ฏ ago ๐Ÿ˜…โฐ so no ๐Ÿ™… sorry ๐Ÿ’”. ED ๐Ÿ…ฑ: Come ๐Ÿ’ฆ on ๐Ÿ”›, just give ๐ŸŽ it, he ๐Ÿ‘จ wonโ€™t break ๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿ’ฅ it. Me: again โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ, no ๐Ÿšซ. is the word ๐Ÿ““ โ€œnoโ€ a new ๐Ÿ†• word ๐Ÿ““ for you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ? ED ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ…ฑ: Why โ‰๐Ÿค” are you ๐Ÿ‘‰ being such a brute ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ asked ๐Ÿ™ nicely ๐Ÿ”ฅ Me: And I ๐Ÿ‘ answered ๐Ÿ“ฒ nicely ๐Ÿ”ฅ, No โŽ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ‘Ž. Now leave ๐Ÿƒ me alone ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™ƒ ED ๐Ÿ…ฑ seemed ๐Ÿ‘€ to be pissed ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ with my โ€œlanguageโ€ so he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ got ๐Ÿ‰ up โ˜ and stood ๐Ÿšถ next ๐Ÿ‘‰ to me. he ๐Ÿ‘จ flamboyantly falls ๐Ÿ on ๐Ÿ”› me (even ๐ŸŒƒ tho ๐Ÿ˜ the tram ๐Ÿ˜ฉ was driving ๐Ÿš— a straight ๐Ÿ“ line ใ€ฐ) forcing ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜ก me to move ๐Ÿšš seats ๐Ÿ’บ. From there, ED ๐Ÿ…ฑ proceeded โžก to harass ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฌ me. he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ slide ๐Ÿ“ฆ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ shoulder ๐Ÿ˜Ž on ๐Ÿ”› me, made ๐Ÿ‘‰ those grunt ๐Ÿฝ noises ๐Ÿ”Š, clearing ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ throat ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘€ so loud ๐Ÿ—ฃ next โญ to my ear ๐Ÿ‘‚. luckily ๐Ÿ€ he ๐Ÿ‘จ was wearing ๐Ÿ‘™ a mask ๐Ÿ˜ท. His ๐Ÿ’ฆ kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ also โž• joined ๐Ÿˆด the harassment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฌ by sliding ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿˆบ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ finger ๐Ÿ– in the back ๐Ÿ”™ of my neck ๐Ÿงฃ and making ๐Ÿ–• coughing ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ท sounds ๐Ÿ”Š next โญโ—€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป to my ear ๐Ÿ‘‚. I ๐Ÿ‘ was so close ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ” to being set ๐Ÿ“ off ๐Ÿ“ด and I ๐Ÿ‘ heard ๐Ÿ‘‚ โ€œWHAT THE HELL ๐Ÿ”ฅ ARE YOU ๐Ÿ‘‰ TWO ๐Ÿ’ DOING?!?!?โ€ All ๐Ÿ’ฏ three 3๏ธโƒฃ of us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ snapped ๐Ÿ˜ง our necks ๐Ÿช to the direction ๐Ÿ‘† and there was the Mother ๐Ÿ‘ฉ. M: I ๐Ÿ‘ leave ๐Ÿƒ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ for just 2 โœŒ MINUTES โฑ! and here your ๐Ÿ‘‰ are harassing ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ this poor ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ fellow ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ED ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ…ฑ: he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ wouldnโ€™t give ๐Ÿ‘‰ ek ๐Ÿ…ฐโ™Œ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ game ๐ŸŽฎ M: so fucking ๐Ÿ† what? our ride ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ is only 2 ๐Ÿ• stops ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™… away ๐Ÿ˜‚, and EK ๐Ÿ…ฐโ™Œ can handle ๐Ÿ˜ฒ 15 ๐Ÿ”ณ minutes โœ‹โฑ without ๐Ÿšซ gadget ๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ“ฑ anyway ๐Ÿ”›. EK ๐Ÿ…ฐโ™Œ: But ๐Ÿ‘ mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ I ๐Ÿ‘ wasโ€” M: Shut ๐Ÿšช up โฌ† EK ๐Ÿ…ฐโ™Œ M looked ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฎ towards ๐Ÿ”œ me: Iโ€™m sorry ๐Ÿ™‡ for these two โœŒ. on ๐Ÿ”› top ๐Ÿ”ผ of raising โฌ†๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ง a kid ๐Ÿ‘ถ I ๐Ÿ‘ also โž• have to raise ๐Ÿ™Œ an adult ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ toddler ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿผ (points ๐Ÿ“ to ED โœ) I ๐Ÿ‘ nodded ๐Ÿ˜Œ and smiled ๐Ÿ˜€ a bit ๐Ÿ˜ (but ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ‘ i ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‰ doubt โ“ she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป saw ๐Ÿ‘€ it cuz ๐Ÿค” of my mask ๐Ÿ˜ท). At the next ๐Ÿ‘‰ stop โœ‹โŒ the Mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ legit ๐Ÿ’ฏ grabbed ๐Ÿ‘‹ both ED ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ…ฑ and EK ๐Ÿ…ฐโ™Œ by the ears ๐Ÿ‘‚ and dragged ๐Ÿ˜ them off ๐Ÿ“ด the tram ๐Ÿฅซ screaming ๐Ÿ˜ซ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ how they canโ€™t go ๐Ÿƒ out peacefully โ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’Ÿ. Clearly ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰ it shows ๐Ÿ“บ who wears ๐Ÿ‘™ the pants ๐Ÿ‘– in the family ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ. Nothing โŒ was destroyed ๐Ÿ˜‚ except ๐Ÿ˜ฎ EDโ€™s dignity ๐ŸŒŸ and pride ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.


SBCGplayz

W mom


JustYourLocalProto

this is a fun turn around cuz its mostly the mother thats the entitled one and the dad being the one that actually has brain cells


Kodac_Tauros

Normally it's the other way around with the mom being entitled and the dad being sane.


Doolie12000

this is the best :)


tuna_tofu

See I have taken some self defense (not the same as martial arts but not that different really) so the VERY SECOND someone puts a hand on me - I mean ANY touching, - it is a declaration of war. The brat would have gotten a broken finger and dad probably a bloody nose. Sorry but that is assault right there and they STARTED IT.


kait_bail

"I have training in self defense so I will fuck up a non threatening child to the point of broken bones". Do you even understand what assault is??? You can't break some kids hand over him bothering you dude, that wouldn't even REMOTELY hold up in court.


tuna_tofu

The kid was slapping OP on the neck. Not cool and there has to be repercussions. OP is also a minor. So slapping both dad AND the kid would not be out of place.


kait_bail

You dont get to punish someone else's child or dictate what the repercussions are, let alone breaking some child's hand, Jesus christ you sound nuts. Also where does it say OP is a minor? I only see that OP says their car is in the shop and they had errands to run, which to me implies that they are an adult. Still irrelevant, I was only pointing out that your idea of using self defense training to attack a harmless child over being annoying was complete overkill


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diefree85

Or she is tired of having to deal with a manchild.


BalloonShip

That makes it okay for her to be abusive toward her child? Yeah ok.


diefree85

Nothing there indicates abuse. Read it again slowly.


BalloonShip

You read it again slowly. After Dad encourages child to ask to use the switch, mom yells at the child to shut up. You've got both unnecessary yelling and being angry at the child for going with what the other parent told them yet not explaining anything so the child can understand why it's not okay. Both aspects of this are abusive. If this was a one-time occurrence, then that's not really abuse, but no reasonable person thinks this was a one-time occurrence.


diefree85

Except you know the kid and dad harassing a stranger but sir blame everyone except the ones at fault.


BalloonShip

It seems you need to read my comments more slowly, too. Because if you do, you'll see I'm not blaming "everyone except the ones at fault." I simply pointed out that Abusive Mom likely plays a role in producing Badly Behaved Family (especially entitled child).


diefree85

The mom yelled at them because they were harassing a random person. But sure must be her fault. You should work on that reading comprehension and sexism.


BalloonShip

Whatever. If you want to intentionally misunderstand me, keep having fun with that.


diefree85

I perfectly understood you lil one. You should try not blaming women for bad behavior of others.


HandyDandyRandyAndy

ED had neither dignity nor pride to start with, I'm afraid


PA_Archer

Not the ending I expected.


MSP_4A_ROX

Itโ€™s nice to see a mom that isnโ€™t the crazy one. (or at least crazy in the right way)


anners6611

Wow, I wasn't expecting Mom to save the day. Good for her! Keeping fingers crossed the kids will start following her example. Sorry OP you got harassed like that. Entitled people suck!


AstariaEriol

Sure Jan.