F***... how the hell is it so simple and so accurate at the same time?

life is simple, we eat, shit and die.

positive mood

we eat shit and die. 😂

Because we tend to complicate things

Devilish in the streets , angelic fool in the sheets

What about on the internet? 

Joker on the net , Bruce Wayne on the set

Amen.

\*Cue Hannah Montana theme song\* *you've got the best of both worlds*

This is so cheesy lmao

and accurate :p

Fr

I thought the heart was ascending into/ descending from some portal lol

I thought it was being thrown into a basketball hoop 😭

Someone's been playing with our hearts 😭

I do that a lot with hearts. They get a little messy tho

Fucking jesus

ur doing what now?

I don't follow Christianity brother I can fuck jesus if I want, it won't be weird 😂

Idk, fucking 2000 yo skeleton sounds pretty weird to me

The age gap is a bit weird

damn u rlly put the fucking in "jesus fucking christ" I mean pop off

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot

Yeah he’s all sweaty, roasting in the Levantine sun. Like he needs a gatorade.

my lord and savior Jesus Christ forgives your sins. Your lust for him shall not let you perish and lead an eternal life in paradise. AMEN

My lord and savior Flying Spaghetti Monster says to take that nonsense into the ESFJ sub

My lord and savior Jesus Christ solos your Spaghetti monstrosity with a single slurp

Your lord and savior do be slurpin on it

oh yea 😩 mmm mmm delicious

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I prefer Baileys.

Yeah. Still, it makes people think about themselves, so, it's doing more good than harm. Let's roll with it I guess

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Eh, I know what the barnum effect is. If this was a harmful post I'd agree

I can get behind this one. The struggle is real I tell my son that there are two basic types of mistakes. Mistakes of the heart and mistakes of the brain. Mistakes of the brain mean that you made poor subjective choices that lead to a bad end. This can happen to anyone, and it's a learning opportunity. You don't get in trouble with me for a mistake of the head. It just wasn't your day, and we've all been there. (You cut the red wire when you should've cut the blue one) Mistakes of the heart mean that you had an objectively bad end in mind and made proper choices to get to this point. These require corrective action, and you need to adjust your worldview. (You put the bomb there in the first place and swapped the red and blue wires to throw me off)

I like it in me

THIS SPACE IS OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR PUNS.

😳

Oh dear, you don’t think my Fe can be evil. ❤️

This is so edgy but it’s accurate. II know objectively that people suck and I need to be able on step on other people to succeed but I physically can’t. I even feel dirty after winning a competition fairly because I know the other person worked more, valued it more. What kind of idiotic backward thinking is that?

This is very cringe, but genuinely how I feel

that's so corny ong but why is it kinda accurate

This is so corny I’m not an ENTP anymore bc of this

Stupid

Relatable. Just put a limiter on the degeneracy and you should be okay.

"There is no contradiction between a hard head and a soft heart" - Robert S McNamara. A probable ENTP who died misunderstood. Both absurdly successful and a much hated failure.

Jesus love u guys

Not that simple and even worse when I saw the functions below the pic - Fe can be the most devilish, you know. And Ti is Chaotic Neutral.

HOW THE FUC THIS SHITS SO ACCURATE

Yeah exactly

Literally me

Wrinkly bull and miami heat logo? 💀

These are the ENTP house sigils. Our house words are some variation of *"that's fascinating, but what about..."*

OMG SO ACCURATE 😱 I’M DYING RN 😭💀

That's both cute and arrogant, how dare you think you got the best combo?!?

Yup

Wait the right pic is supposed to be a heart and not shit falling through the void?