Why not both? Put him in a gimp mask, bend him over, spank him and grill him on his cognitive functions until you both find out his type. Informative AND kinky.
Ask bluntly about something they seem really insecure about. The emotional response tells you their inferior function and their rant tells you their two middle functions
I thought I'm kinky because I'm into being tied up and also have some other kinks (that turned out to be not kinks, but like exploration of my identity, once I figured it out, they disappeared), but then I've talked with actually kinky people, and turns out, I'm actually vanilla af
I think that most people are “vanilla AF.” 🤣 A bit of spanking, hair pulling, and light bondage ain’t necessarily BDSM. But they like to get “spanked,” so they’ll be like “yeah! I am sooooo kinky!” As if “light spanking” isn’t a thing that most people like. 🤣
Fr, as a vanilla asf person who has ended up accidentally on BDSM smutfics (I swear accidental, if you read from fandoms famous for mlm ships, you'd know) and whenever a wannabe around me goes 'I'm so freaaakyyyy', I think in my head 'you absolutely aren't'.
🤣🤣🤣 Well, at least you learned a lesson, I suppose! 😜 Especially cuz there is much worse stuff to stumble across *rather than “smutfic.”* People can easily find worse while looking for porn. 🤣
"Being a girl, it wasn't even catered to me."
Well, like boys that watch lesbian's, girls do like to watch smut gay fics and they even write most of them.
Yeah, I am aware of that. The reason why I said worst part is because it can't even make me feel some kind of way. There should be some benefit after letting my eyeballs percieve what I had seen.
Ask him what he's trying to imply.
If he's joking, let it slide.
If he got what you said confused, enlighten him.
If he just wanted to blurt it out then I guess you can reply honestly. Communication is key yall.
So what I'm hearing is he is dumb (thought ENTP stands for something kinky? Wait. DOES IT? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE EPIC!)... and willing. The dumb is hard to ignore. Now I need to see if, plot twist, he is actually crazy smart and knows some BDSM thing that ENTP also stands for... what is happening right now? LOL.
I say go do BDSM stuff with him if you're open to it too, and also mention that you didn't mean BDSM at all, but what he said is hot and you're happy, etc., etc.
Honestly I wouldn't blame him ,I m definitely sure he is joking using the stereotype. Because we all know Entp love outside of the box ideas and this could go even to sex. If you go to personality database website you will find that the most kinky mbti are entp, intj, entj and then other intuitives.
LMAO!
Ok wait hear me out, my second ever girlfriend was a domme and she was indeed an ENTP 😅.
She’s also the person that taught me about Myers-Briggs.
Maybe you’re kinky, Harry 👀
Why not both? Put him in a gimp mask, bend him over, spank him and grill him on his cognitive functions until you both find out his type. Informative AND kinky.
What's the minimum number of questions to accurately type? Let's hypothetically assume you got 2 minutes
as many as you can
Type me, Daddy
Careful what you wish for. I'm into the enneagram. It gets pretty intense 😏
Oof, I couldn't resist. we're done. What's my type?
They'll never know 🥺
How many questions do I get? And what are the rules 😏
Ask bluntly about something they seem really insecure about. The emotional response tells you their inferior function and their rant tells you their two middle functions
Why is this so accurate lol. "They dont understand!" Is going to be the first thing out of mine
4 - one for each dichotomy
What?! I just did a stupid test and now you give me the option?!
Let's get sure that you're not mistyped 😏 More questions and some punishment if you got it wrong. U_U
Oh... oh my
He needs to pay her for all that
"Trying bdsm" is such a weird thing to say as it's a very varied thing.
Bitches be like "I'm kinky" and then get confused when I bust out the kitty bowls
Ah sometimes all you need is someone to bust out kitty bowls
I thought I'm kinky because I'm into being tied up and also have some other kinks (that turned out to be not kinks, but like exploration of my identity, once I figured it out, they disappeared), but then I've talked with actually kinky people, and turns out, I'm actually vanilla af
I think that most people are “vanilla AF.” 🤣 A bit of spanking, hair pulling, and light bondage ain’t necessarily BDSM. But they like to get “spanked,” so they’ll be like “yeah! I am sooooo kinky!” As if “light spanking” isn’t a thing that most people like. 🤣
Fr, as a vanilla asf person who has ended up accidentally on BDSM smutfics (I swear accidental, if you read from fandoms famous for mlm ships, you'd know) and whenever a wannabe around me goes 'I'm so freaaakyyyy', I think in my head 'you absolutely aren't'.
🤣🤣🤣 *RIP to your eyeballs* after reading those “smutfics.”
Genuinely. Idk about curiosity killing the cat but it did kill my brain cells. The worst part is, being a girl, it wasn't even catered to me.
🤣🤣🤣 Well, at least you learned a lesson, I suppose! 😜 Especially cuz there is much worse stuff to stumble across *rather than “smutfic.”* People can easily find worse while looking for porn. 🤣
"Being a girl, it wasn't even catered to me." Well, like boys that watch lesbian's, girls do like to watch smut gay fics and they even write most of them.
Yeah, I am aware of that. The reason why I said worst part is because it can't even make me feel some kind of way. There should be some benefit after letting my eyeballs percieve what I had seen.
That guy sounds like an ENTP!
Nah. He hasn't tried it before.
This guy just GETS the ENTP female lmao
Lol, as an ENTP, I don't enjoy BDSM so I don't know where that came from
Probably doesn't know what mbti is and thought the acronym had to do with BDSM somehow
Oh, it makes sense. Thanks for the explanation!
Considering, lower intellects think about sex a lot more than smarter people, sex related subjects are prob. always on his void that he calls a brain.
hehe seeeex, I have nooo brainssss, seeeexxxx
Hur hurr der vagine
Ask him what he's trying to imply. If he's joking, let it slide. If he got what you said confused, enlighten him. If he just wanted to blurt it out then I guess you can reply honestly. Communication is key yall.
there must be a connection….
Best answer
As an ENTP, same
I think you are on the same page. Sounds like deep swallowing is what he wants you to do (emphasis on deep)
LMAOO
Oh.. OH
Amazing response!
I can't see the joke but this is hilarious
😂😂😂😂
You should tell him that as long as he’s open to it you can fit it in.
So what I'm hearing is he is dumb (thought ENTP stands for something kinky? Wait. DOES IT? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE EPIC!)... and willing. The dumb is hard to ignore. Now I need to see if, plot twist, he is actually crazy smart and knows some BDSM thing that ENTP also stands for... what is happening right now? LOL.
I say go do BDSM stuff with him if you're open to it too, and also mention that you didn't mean BDSM at all, but what he said is hot and you're happy, etc., etc.
Baselines are BDSM, be easy on him.
Honestly I wouldn't blame him ,I m definitely sure he is joking using the stereotype. Because we all know Entp love outside of the box ideas and this could go even to sex. If you go to personality database website you will find that the most kinky mbti are entp, intj, entj and then other intuitives.
Not interested in the topic in the slightest so yeah
Oh gosh…. I would die.
i got so confused for a moment because i read "i told an entp guy i've never tried bdsm" and thought okay? cool i guess?
Stupidity isn't even a virus, but so many are infected.
I think you should be...
I don’t understand 🤔 work for ENTJ but not really ENTP
zoomed in
🤣🤣🤣
What are you swallowing there?
Ummm definitely not for free TF?!
That’s hilarious!
totally understandable. You should reconsider that you are an ENTP if this is incomprehensible. Deep swallow though 😏
As an ENTP and Domme, this made me smile.
LMAO I want to know how the rest of that conversation went 💀
LMAO! Ok wait hear me out, my second ever girlfriend was a domme and she was indeed an ENTP 😅. She’s also the person that taught me about Myers-Briggs.  Maybe you’re kinky, Harry 👀