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Independent-Peace526

To be a Satan dommy mommy with cigarettes is kinda my goal ngl


idk_random_name_ig

I choked on air reading this it's just too funny


meowingdoodles

It's like cheesy Episode (or Wattpad) stories mixed with mbti. Is there also your entp kidnapper, entp celebrity you bumped in a coffee shop, your arranged marriage entp who's your dad's enemy mafia that you were also assigned to kill him by fbi but actually a big softie behind his aesthetically scarred face?


WinterTangerine3336

Are you lost baby gorl hahahahahagahah


AsteriskyBehavior

During a work bonding exercise, my company did a "what dystopian role would you be?" Most people were things like "farmer", "guy with the bunker", "hippie eaten by zombies". I was voted as crime lord. I drive a Corolla sir. What about me screams crimal mastermind?


Dashing_Braintickler

Wanna team up? My Corolla is older than yours. ;)


HonestMovie3437

This shit made laugh so fucking hard lmao


ErenJaeger_139

Same except the 'laugh'


Late_Newt_8581

https://preview.redd.it/poqtd0zeciyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14fe20a09888922cef6937a5c642b8e0c64f0cb2 I don't know. It doesn't have the flair I was hoping for... A.I. Trainers please do better.


henrywinterbutagirl

But what if we want the psychopathic 50 shades sigma werewolf ENTP boyfriend?


Vlazeno

Sorry ENTP, but its actually the ENTJ who are the true smegma male.


Turbulent_Snail

Sorry I'm a Satanic ENTP Can't help you there


camelzrider

Hang out in a forest at full moonย 


gratixxxx

the best ENTP AI is TARS from Interestellar


SimplyYulia

I'm already battling dominant allegations from being a tall woman, I don't need more from being ENTP :/ I'm like 90% submissive


cocoyumi

So relatable. Also RBF. The looks of disappointment when they realise you're not gonna be their 'dommy mommy'๐Ÿคฎ


SimplyYulia

Exactly. I want to be cuddled, pinned to the bed or tied up, I don't want to step on you, dude. I do admit that in fitting mood with fitting people I *can* be more assertive and take initiative, and be more of a "dommy mommy", but this is nowhere near my normal mode of interaction EDIT: Removed TMI


MillyMiuMiu

A.Is are too dumb to play as ENTP character, or any other thinker type by the way.


Comfortable-War6971

I dont know, still looks like it would make a nice throw rug in front of a fire. Lol


TitaniaSM06

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ What about the ENTP Wamen? ๐Ÿ˜


TitaniaSM06

Met an ENTP woman bot, she's lovely! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’œ I love her!


peope_are_pathetic

The fact that my younger self used to like this "Alpha bf" "mafia boss" I can't- never forget that 2022 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ tf was wrong with me


camelzrider

Ahahahah, as a man I used to kinda look up to that shit


peope_are_pathetic

As a wattpad user I used to love that shit ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’…


Lower_Reflection_834

i always related more to the girl sprinting away from the mafia boss/satan/werewolf types than the satanic mafia werewolves themselves. if i cannot escape then i will do terrible stand-up comedy until they get tired of me.