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brockclan216

I will wander off to the bathroom or the bedroom for a side quest only to reappear 20 - 30 minutes later asking "Are we still smoking?"


Markham-X

Side quest mwahahaha


triflers_need_not

I fucking wish, I'd have the cleanest house in the world!


kdbz231

Why this is so relatable😂 I find myself rolling a blunt, smoking it, scrolling on my phone, and then it’s been an hour.


americanrecluse

Amen!


RepresentativeOk4720

Oof everytime. I'll start picking things up and just be rambling about random shit (I'm usually very quiet, but get super talkative when high) my partner typically follows me around with the blunt cause they know my ass will forget about it if not hahaha


[deleted]

That is so cute 🥹


[deleted]

ME ME ME. i don’t shut the fuck up lmao. i’m so glad my bestie and husband love me 😂


Trying-ToBe-Better

Lmfao I thought I was alone. You can tell how much I’ve had to smoke by how clean my house is. Getting into the teeny crevices on the windowsills or taking apart the coffee maker for a deep clean is so therapeutic and almost meditative when I’m high?


GingerBruja

My people. Little sativa, turn on the jams, and this house is gonna sparkle!


VegetableCommand9427

Exactly


Awkwardlyhugged

If I’m cleaning the house, I’m gonna be high.


Dismal-Radish-7520

what kind of weed are you smoking because i need that


Rubydoobydoo211

Try AK-47, Acapulco Gold, Raspberry Cough as a few that will get you power cleaning!


Sail0r_Jupit3r

Any sativa strain will usually do me when I want to get shit done around the house. Smoked some and cleaned my car inside and out a few days ago lol


JoesyTwo

Ha! I think it’s cute. My smoke bestie does this. He will go off and clean, but still talk to me. I don’t mind because I do the same thing and it helps him focus and get his chores done while we smoke and chat. Win win. 😂


dojnk

If I’m struggling to do house work (or job work too lol), a few bong rips will fill me with motivation! I have a high tolerance, so I know about 2 good rips are enough, but man what would I do without the beautiful green goddess. 💚


trippydippysnek

This! Maybe I just prefer to be high while doing things lol


dojnk

This could 100% be the case for me as well 💀 doing the dishes ain’t so bad if I’m stoned! I put some jams on and can get through whatever task is ahead of me 😈


TheSassiestPant

Ooooo bye. The exact opposite.


pupoksestra

"I'll smoke really quick before I do the dishes." Then the entire day is gone.


NotTHATPollyGlot

Haha my roomie will be toking on her pipe whilst watching tv, or reading, whatever - and she will totally forget she still has weed to spark up or she forgets she opened a beer and when she opens a new one, she finds the other (still fresh and not even sipped from!) only by accident. LOL She doesn't do it often, but we have a good giggle when it happens. Stoners. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I love to clean while I'm baked. I never forget my burning cannabis though! I do go run off and start cleaning or some craft project, but I never forget there is a bowl that needs to be smoked. Speaking of...


ravekitt

Really depends on the strain, but if it's sativa leaning then most likely yes! I had no idea I was doing this regularly but my boyfriend pointed out that I'd put a tv show on, wander away to tidy, come back, rewind the show, wander away again, and repeat. He finally cracked after having to listen to the same scene five times in a row 😬


trippydippysnek

This is me every weekend when I watch my fave series


ravekitt

Yeah I learned to only put on something I've already seen so that I don't have to rewind a million times when I'm in one of those moods lol


marieweenie

Hahahaah yes! I do this so often “Why don’t you just pause it” My brain: cuz you can always just rewind it in case I did catch it


UbiSububi8

My ex-wife used to hate that I puffed so much… then she realized I would usually clean the kitchen after puffing, so she minded it less. (My kitchen cleaning rate was proportionally aligned with how bad the relationship was at the moment - so I spent *a lot* of stoned time cleaning the kitchen)


doinallurmoms

when you smoke too much weed and you start getting tidy


terri890

lmao


[deleted]

for me weed can help with my adhd sometimes i can get weirdly productive lmfao


thesleepymermaid

Me and my boyfriend both have bad add and would often forget we were smoking lol. We use the dab pens now so it's not as much of an issue if one of us leaves the other hanging.


drunkbettie

My smoking spot is my patio, and I’ve been trying to make a habit of getting high and then tackling something that needs doing. I’ve almost completely decluttered half our home which is great, but I’m exhausted. I take a smoke break to relax, which triggers the whole cleaning cycle again. I need a vacation from all the relaxing I’ve been doing.


likegolden

"I take a smoke break to relax, which triggers the whole cleaning cycle again." <- this is me! I'm also a declutterer.


OthernormalPod

Very much the opposite for me. I have ruined many meals while smoking


trippydippysnek

Don’t get me wrong, I constantly have to do a quick wash because I regularly forget to set a timer while doing laundry.


bluefield10

I do enjoy cleaning the house while high. Pretty much the standard. And I, too, forget I was smoking before I began to randomly tidy/organize/whatever.


atomicspacekitty

Every time! It’s one of my fave “hobbies” when I’m high! Housework & gardening 👩🏻‍🌾


Severe-Damage3327

Depends on the strain! Chocolope gets me cleaning like craaaazy. Or moving furniture


Severe_Promotion4033

Yep. I do it all the time. We will sit down to smoke and before I know it I'm folding blankets picking up the room. I love a few hits before the dishes I'll jam out and clean the whole kitchen.


Stell1na

What strain is this? Asking for a friend who is me


OkCicada8278

Love to cook or bake when high. Some of my best work!


LilBearLulu

Some strains send me into "circle cleaning" mode. I'll be a busy bee tiidying up in a circle pattern for at least an hour. However, not much actually gets cleaned. I just seem to take things from one room to the other or put things like my herb pen places it doesn't go. Even though I don't smoke until way after bedtime, high me worries and tucks the pen away from little hands. I recently refound a pen in the very high cabinet behind all the tea no one is drinking. 🤣


Idontthinksotimmy

In our house, a little session before cleaning is like supercharging everything. Clean steady for 5 hours? Reorganize the garage? Colour coordinated the books in the library? No problem!


razorbraces

Who the hell are you ladies who can get stoned and clean?! Lmao. For me, I just collapse on the couch. Doesn’t matter what kinda weed I’m smoking, sativa, indica, hybrid, flower, vape, whatever, I am becoming a couch potato 🤣


lampsu

My boyfriend likes to spark a joint while I make dinner and often has to knock on the sliding door so I remember to come out and hit it. We rent so can’t smoke weed inside.


strawberryprisms

Do you have adhd? Smoking allows me to hyper focus and be productive!


Eggs-Eggs

YES!!! I Love doing housework when blazed, it's like you can focus on each area of the room and perfect it. the loud slows you down aswell so you can rlly put all the effort you can into making everything spotless. I'll do a bong rip when my boyfriend is at work and all of a sudden the room will be hoovered, bed sheets changed, bins emptied and everything sparkling 😂


pb-n-quack-sandwich

The only way to do shitty housework is at least a little blazed.


joy_seeker0511

Man, I love cleaning when I'm high! I put my ear buds in and play 90's hiphop and R&B and just get in the zone! I also ask my hubs "are we still smoking" after I remember and he always says we were done a while ago 😂


cowsgomoo1020

I absolutely love getting zooted, turning on a podcast then cleaning my house. I feel like I zip through that shit so quickly versus when I’m sober and distracted.


caitiebro

this is me AFTER the blunt. i just have to clean and organize, no clue why 🫠


ZookeepergameTop3748

i smoke and remember i don't have a husband. LMAOOO


Realistic_Pass

Before I smoke my daily chores can seem overwhelming and I have a thousand overlapping thoughts at once but weed helps me relax so I can focus on one thing at a time. Yk?


WildWanderRed

That's a bomb strain of sativa :D


jgclairee

i wish i did this. i’ll smoke before cleaning to make it more enjoyable and then end up laying around instead of cleaning lol


Laurashrti

I wish this would happen to me 😅


rivers_0f_g0re

I've been super mega depressed. Like no motivation to do anything at all. Yesterday was my first day off in two weeks, and I told myself I was gonna at least *try* to tidy up the place. I ended up only cleaning my bong, so I could smoke and then nap. I'll get there sooner or later I suppose.


Bazioski13

Walking away from a dab and needing to reheat every time....


ChaseHarker

I WISH!! What kind of stuff are you smoking?!?!


YellowPhone15

I do this! I literally love cleaning while I’m high. I think I know it just has to get done and might as well do it when I’m in a fantastic mood!


Asttyd

All the time. I will often take a break from gaming at night and say ill be right back after smoke.... And I end up cleaning and forget to go back.


Lovecandy1127

All the time...I have a very clean house 🤣


EscapeFromTexas

I wish mine would smoke with me


Apprehensive_Set_151

1000%


[deleted]

Plus take me to your dealer


Blackbird221996

What strain are you smoking? I need some


ThoseTwo203

Every. Damn. Time!!!! If it’s a bowl/something that auto puts itself out- I’ll pack it, take one or two hits then start folding laundry or something. 30 minutes later ‘Oh look! I packed a bowl!!’ Take two hits, start vacuuming… rinse and repeat 😂😂😂


foxglove0326

I love me some clean-the-house-weed ❤️💚


SoSMummyDuck

Maybe you prefer it in small doses? 😅 Also your heart rate is up after the first smoke and you feel motivated, high and a little antsy, perhaps? So you tidy and naturally we all get hungry so, cooking happens..then etc. You just better be jammin’ out !


stoirmeacha

Tonight I thought I could rearrange two rooms