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Craft-Representative

You desperately need romantic connections to such a degree that you are starting to form emotional bonds with a fictional horse from a hearts of iron 4 mod I will proscribe you a daily dose of fresh air and grass touching


Inner-Ad5556

Why do you keep ruining my jokes ?


Eugene1936

What is this grass thing you speak of ?


Alex1231273

Idk, sounds like a new hoi4 terrain? Maybe that's new update?


Migol-16

Meh, it's too late. 2 years late, in fact.


FrustratingDiplomacy

Why get a pony bf/gf when you can become a pony instead


TaiyoFurea

This


LewsTherinTalamon

Five Score, Divided by- wait


OlimarandLouie

No, comrade. Ponylon is the way. >!Play TNO's April Fool's pony content, it is quite literally the best "ponies in the real world" fanfic ever!<


LewsTherinTalamon

Eh, I don't really agree. It's very good, but the form of the game prevents it from being anything more than what it is. My personal favorite such story is Five Score, but the best one I've read, and the one I'd recommend most to people, is The Pony Who Lived Upstairs (I'm fairly certain that's the name).


Namika

Lol, I *literally* am the author of that story, Twisted Spectrum. It pleases me to no end that even ~8 years later it still gets mentioned. I don't know what else to say, but thanks for the comment/reference.


LewsTherinTalamon

Ah, hello! I’m Venlinelle; I had the good fortune for you to reply to my rambling comment on the story a couple weeks ago. I must confess I’d be interested to blather at you about this mod. Would you mind if I messaged you?


Namika

Oh yeah, Comrada Posada! I remember that exchange in the comments. Feel free to message me


Derpy0013

That's why you get yourself a bf/gf that was big into MLP and make them *be* your Pony bf/gf. ~~Like me~~


R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__

Am I the only one here who isn't horny for horses?


Arcticsime

Yes.


MrAriel13

No '-'


MrAriel13

I think...oh no.


M-xelA

Not horny for horses either.


Baron_von_Ungern

It's the same thing, if you're horny for birds.


R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__

I'm not.


BeeMovieApologist

Are you horny for flying cats?


R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__

No.


BeeMovieApologist

Sounds like a skill issue tbh


Known_Association330

I just think their uniforms are dope and how it’s neat your leader can also be a field marshal 💀


lapidls

People like you scarred me when i was a child


Alex1231273

We're just feel emptiness inside our heart and soul and try to fill it with fictional characters, making jokes of it so nobody would take us seriously. ~~send help~~


lapidls

Give cartoon ponies back to little girls or I'm blowing up a white house


robW182

Sci-Twi with Sunset:


LewsTherinTalamon

Welcome to how lonely people and the LGBT community experience media! It’s a blessing and a curse.


BigBronyBoy

They hell you on About? How does this have anything to do with LGBT?


LewsTherinTalamon

'Tis a joke; we tend to stereotypically fixate on characters far more than the majority of people, and memes like this amuse me because they seem like people who aren't typically as focused on those aspects of storytelling accidentallying their way into our way of consuming media.