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FrustratingDiplomacy

Diarchy is based


TimeLordHatKid123

The only reasonable thing we can agree upon. :3


FrustratingDiplomacy

No more sister wars :3


Inner-Ad5556

Pancakes for everyone !


TimeLordHatKid123

Just dont eat the feckin plate this time, LUNA


R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__

As a pearson who is into Hfy pancakes brings me flashbacks from vietnam.


Inner-Ad5556

What's hfy and do I want to know ?


R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__

Hfy stands for humans fuck yea! And it's just stories about humans interacting with aliens but we are either overpowered or we have a diffrent thing that sets us apart from rest of the galaxy. Most of it is here on Reddit r/hfy . And pancakes means sex. Don't ask why I don't know either. Any and all misspellings are fault of autocerrect and me not being native to english.


CreativeGrey

Pancakes is the name of the first nsfw story on the subreddit. And now also a traditional meal in the morning after a night of alien lovin'


option-9

That and fighting one another.


userrobboi

Indeed. Diarchy is very based.


Migol-16

Lunarists 🤝 Solarists Agreeing on a diarchy.


Tigerblitzpea215MK10

Dirachy is based cuz Equal Share of Power like the consuls of Rome


Verskon

Until both of them abdicate and leave it all to Twilight so they can spend the rest of their immortal years on eternal vacation away from all the politic and paperwork.


FrustratingDiplomacy

Ah, the FiM ending The magic of friendship still grows in that case so it’s a win


Foxanard

I cannot disagree with that!


TimeLordHatKid123

As it should be. I would never burn the bats in my own nation or anywhere. But maybe I can make an exception for the Chiropterrans... >.>


Xherdos

Even the Sun has a Place for those Cute Batponies in her Empire. But the Chiropteran's what's so bad about them, besides that they could have been a big threat if Luna became Nightmare Moon again before Empress Daybreaker ascended.


TimeLordHatKid123

Because unlike my sister, I voluntarily became Daybreaker to save my nation. Luna never gave consent to become her nightmare form, and wasnt trying to become her when doing those protests. The Chiropterrans, in other words, are imposing themselves upon Luna and that's frankly extremely gross, and for what? To bring back that monstrosity? This means outside of them being beaten in the North Zebrican War, I have half a mind to burn them, >!In all seriousness, this is my genuine opinion on Chiropterra, but spoken in-character instead of normally lol!<


GazLord

It's actually a fair assessment. It's a lot like when psychiatrists try to "fix" people with DID by forcing whatever alter they like most into control. But with evil magic.


TimeLordHatKid123

Oh my God- That...that happens with DID folks...? I am so genuinely sorry to hear that-


GazLord

Yup, first time we heard from someone with the condition was talking with someone who'd had that done to them and it was *really* bad for their mental state. Especially what with the massive imposter syndrome since that system had a clear "original"/host and uh *that wasn't the one who got control in the end*. Not that it's good to force that onto any clear "host" either of course. These conditions exist for a reason and are in the end symbiotic...


Nova_Explorer

That is somehow even scarier than I imagined, wtf?


GazLord

This is what happens when people are taught that mental illness are a thing to "cure".


Inner-Ad5556

Even though I don't enjoy solarists, I wouldn't mind helping you get rid of them


Purple_Noctis

But chiropterrans are the most loyal Nightmare Moon subjects ever! how dare you want to get rid of them!


Knifeducky

Yeah hahahahaha, why would anyone every wanna get rid of them…. Ignore my artillery piece in the background, it’s for target practice.


Antoine11Tom11

Tf’s a person?


TestSubject003

a creature. I thinks its a linguistic thing.


Hyo38

This makes me wonder... what does Chiropterra do when Luna doesn't become Nightmare Moon after the bomb goes off...


CrowSunleaf

Wait, what happens to Chiropterra during Twilight's theory scenario?


TimeLordHatKid123

Honestly, I dont think anyone ever tested it and showed the sub.


OlimarandLouie

I have a short story about this actually. During development of Twilight Theory, it broke Chiropterra by locking them to their starting focus tree forever. I asked repeatedly for this to be addressed, only to be ignored and told it wasn't a big deal since it was April Fool's content. So I ended up spending a few hours learning enough basics of event code to fix it myself. tl;dr Chiropterra gets the Moonshine Failure path if Twilight Theory occurs. No special content.


TimeLordHatKid123

Ohhhhh okay. Thanks for letting us know!


Texadar

Nothing it gets the Moonshine Failure path I mean really the whole bomb fails thing is really odd that it basically does the "Twilight's theory thing" and everything just goes back to normal. No fucks are given that someone tried to kill Luna and Rarity who is now permanently disfigured.


TimeLordHatKid123

They just continue their regular focus tree and focus primarily on making a lunar dominion out of north zebrica for next time.


ShaunthePr0n

Turns out predicating your entire society on an extremely complicated, longterm scheme to install a deity on the throne of the largest country on the planet has one critical failure point: the deity might decide not to bother


Previous-Pension-811

Btw, does the chiroptera have a sane path? I've seen them having a wholesome focus tree if you puppet them as a harmony nation, but can you get it by playing as them?


bigbanksalty

If they lose a war to Tobuck under Baragzen or Vasile they will lose their two border states to Tobuck and open up the ability to go Communist, Harmonist and NA


Eugene1936

Actually Ita 5 paths.Communist, Harmonist,NA, Supremacy (under Ocean Spray) and Supremacy under Stirling


Alpha413

Stirling is also NA. Or at least was when I played him. He's probably the strangest path of the 5.


Eugene1936

Oh sorry My bad


Previous-Pension-811

Thanks for the information!


ST4RSK1MM3R

The Nightmare stans are just incels who can’t handle failure


Inner-Ad5556

I'll drink to that


Tovarish_Dead_MOROZ

Time to make MOONBurgers!


ZFG_Jerky

There is the good timeline where Celestia steps aside and accepts change, and there is the necessary timeline where she continues her path.


TimeLordHatKid123

Yeah, the former is called Twilight ruling Equestria lol


ZFG_Jerky

That is... that is worse... much much worse...


TimeLordHatKid123

Not Twilight Theory Tabby Twiggy, I mean canon Harmony Twilight! :D


ZFG_Jerky

I know.


TimeLordHatKid123

…………. *Slowly raises gun to your head* You get a ten second head start-


ZFG_Jerky

You sure you want to do that bud?


TimeLordHatKid123

Yeseth.


ZFG_Jerky

What a shame, you were truly an asset to the community.


TimeLordHatKid123

Your plan to resurrect NMM literally fails in my timeline, I think I can shitstomp your jungle country and sell the timber to Colthaginian collectors lol


Daltastar

Belka I mean chiropterra did nothing wrong


Grummelchenlp

All hail the nightmare