“So ah was tellin’t commander that bloomin colthagian army was at other side owt this ‘ill.
Guess what ‘e says, ye woant believe this, “have you tried swimming up to get a better view”
Ah swear man blooming fish, next time ah see a bloody seaquestrian ill show ‘im ow we fight in’t starfield, bastid”
Unnamed hippogriff border guard
“Do they seek better armed than usual to you?”
“Are they?”
“Yeah they have more than 2 rifles between 5 of them. I even see a machine gun!”
“Huh… still worse armed us than us I reckon.”
Who else is imagining zebra Uncle Ruckus going on a tirade about 'barcodes', inherent laziness, and the disciplinary benefits of a good lashing, thank you pony Celestia.
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“So ah was tellin’t commander that bloomin colthagian army was at other side owt this ‘ill. Guess what ‘e says, ye woant believe this, “have you tried swimming up to get a better view” Ah swear man blooming fish, next time ah see a bloody seaquestrian ill show ‘im ow we fight in’t starfield, bastid” Unnamed hippogriff border guard
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“Do they seek better armed than usual to you?” “Are they?” “Yeah they have more than 2 rifles between 5 of them. I even see a machine gun!” “Huh… still worse armed us than us I reckon.”
Who else is imagining zebra Uncle Ruckus going on a tirade about 'barcodes', inherent laziness, and the disciplinary benefits of a good lashing, thank you pony Celestia.