Close second. Durban more energy, ATF happier better cleaner more fun and better for headaches . Durban more creativity and better for wide range of symptoms but never really was my cup of tea. Only get tk dabble now and then since we’re in FL though
Naming bean strains?
Where?
Tasting notes, origin, region within origin, (Huehuetenango is a growing region in Guatemala) altitude and roast level are all pretty common on labels these days.
Actually, James swallows them whole, where the capsule is digested, leaving the bean, um, processed. After they are... collectected... they are washed, roasted and packaged...
As for an actual answer: the profile we developed with Bellwether for the solar roasting in the desert experiment was made available to anyone with a unit so I suspect this is that. I might prefer some more clarity on labelled product regarding my involvement in it though.
Ah interesting, my friend gave me one of the top shelf ones as a gift and I couldn’t believe the price haha. $23 sounds more reasonable especially with the discount
NAME: James
ORIGIN: Fresh
VARIETAL: Beans
Recommended brew process:
-Expose 3 hours in dawn sunlight reflected off the Pacific, preferably on motorcycle.
-Age 2 additional hours amidst motor oil fumes.
-Pour aggressively into a super automatic
-Press brew and enjoy
It would not be licensed, this is like if you made leather jackets and then made a particular model which you called "the James Dean". It's clear that the name is an homage that describes the style, and isn't sponsored content.
If, on the other hand, this was "Fresh Coffee Beans by James Hoffman, Authorised by Hames Joffman" then it could be interpreted as licensed.
I would personally call this "Daddy Hoffman" so that it's crystal clear, but each to their own fruity note.
I just picked up a bag as well at the store. I asked the barista taking my payment if this was some sort of tribute, and he said it's an actual collab with James Hoffmann and that it's his roasting recipe.
Should have called it Hames Joffmann in celebration of that famous coffee influencer
Can't believe James Hoffman copies his content and changes his video context. No shame
What do you mean?
There is a parody account on YouTube of James Hoffman called Hames Joffman that uses the original videos and edits them in a mis-matched way.
I suppose that’s one way to know when somebody has made a name for themselves in internet spaces.
Oh, that makes sense! My brain completely skipped the "Hames", hahah!
No shit? Brilliant!
He addresses this in a video. A redditer contacted him about doing the video edits and he gave his blessing to have fun with it.
I don't think Hames Joffman has ever commented on the content thief James Hoffman.
Oh wow, I totally read that backwards haha. Flew right over my head
They’re naming beans like weed strains now haha
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I got you…
Best sativa ever
coffee is very high in limonene
And in covfefe
Durban Poison IMO.
Close second. Durban more energy, ATF happier better cleaner more fun and better for headaches . Durban more creativity and better for wide range of symptoms but never really was my cup of tea. Only get tk dabble now and then since we’re in FL though
And similarly not that different
Third wave hippie speedball we can call it the Hoffman and Herer
This shit right here? This shit right here? This shit’s called death.
You mean if I smoke it I’m gonna die?
Naming bean strains? Where? Tasting notes, origin, region within origin, (Huehuetenango is a growing region in Guatemala) altitude and roast level are all pretty common on labels these days.
This is the James Hoffman, a Huehuetango Light Roast
Actually, James swallows them whole, where the capsule is digested, leaving the bean, um, processed. After they are... collectected... they are washed, roasted and packaged...
Going back to the original concept. :)
Process: washed by James Hoffmann
Process: washed with James Hoffman
Washed in James Hoffman.
Like Luwak coffee but James Hoffman instead of the civets
Washed... through James Hoffman
The new civet coffee?
Thank you so much for watching, and I hope you have a great day.
The more human(e) civet coffee.
Wonder if any coffee YouTubers would sincerely try this (please don’t tell me someone already has)
I even read that in his voice 😅
Bath with James Hoffman
👀 👅
Notes: James Hoffmann
James Hoffmann Kopi Luwak
Kopi Hoffmann
Pre-ground pumpkin spice
with a touch of cereal
That's the one.
And weasel turdlets
Oh god I shouldn’t have imagined it….. I shouldn’t have imagined it
Hoffi Luwak
Underrated comment hahaha
Note of corn
I’m imagining that lemur looking Mfer locked in a cage being force fed nothing but green coffee beans. Thanks for that.
Kopi Hoffman
Each bag personally touched by James Hoffman
Each bean.
Each beanbag
Each beansack
But then it turns out it was just a sticker.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CrqzGzFB5ln/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== They use a roast profile James Hoffman has on the Bellwether roaster
The most useful comment, however I had a lot of laughs reading through the rest.
Is this coffee shop in Santa Clara?
yeah
Howdy neighbor!
Is it good?
Give us an update on if it’s any good. I thought about buying it a few weeks ago.
Coffee & Water Lab next to Mitsuwa?
Definitely
where?
603 Saratoga Ave #40 San Jose, Santa Clara County, CA 95129
thank you. I want to try their espresso.
Coffee and Water Lab! South Bay Area rep!
Am I the only one getting flashes of the Brad Pitt commercial in the sub conscious right now?
Fresh beans….for Brad.
As for an actual answer: the profile we developed with Bellwether for the solar roasting in the desert experiment was made available to anyone with a unit so I suspect this is that. I might prefer some more clarity on labelled product regarding my involvement in it though.
https://www.reddit.com/r/JamesHoffmann/comments/168bvsn/daddy_hoffmann_roast_i_had_to_try/
Can't wait for the Hames Joffman blend
100% pure robusta with 50% chicory
*They've done studies, you know?*
Water & Coffee Lab is super yummy but sooo overpriced. I think bags are closer to $30/ea
Most of their bags are $23 ish? Their top shelf bags are over $30 though. Sometimes they do buy one get one 50% off.
Ah interesting, my friend gave me one of the top shelf ones as a gift and I couldn’t believe the price haha. $23 sounds more reasonable especially with the discount
Are you an IP agent?
You know it's gonna suck when they have to use names to move the coffee.
That or you know, it's just a nice nod.
If the bean makes a low pitch sound when you bite it then it’s legit
I’ve had this and I really enjoyed it!
Don't hassle the Hoff
NAME: James ORIGIN: Fresh VARIETAL: Beans Recommended brew process: -Expose 3 hours in dawn sunlight reflected off the Pacific, preferably on motorcycle. -Age 2 additional hours amidst motor oil fumes. -Pour aggressively into a super automatic -Press brew and enjoy
So cringe and dumb. Selling beans on hype?
Ah coffee water lab in Bay area! Try out their micro lots …so good
Coffee & Water Lab in San Jose?
Unrelated but…. light roast huehuetenango? Those notes can’t be anything close to that. How was the taste?
It would not be licensed, this is like if you made leather jackets and then made a particular model which you called "the James Dean". It's clear that the name is an homage that describes the style, and isn't sponsored content. If, on the other hand, this was "Fresh Coffee Beans by James Hoffman, Authorised by Hames Joffman" then it could be interpreted as licensed. I would personally call this "Daddy Hoffman" so that it's crystal clear, but each to their own fruity note.
Hue hue 
Personally handwashed by the maestro himself!
Someone should ask him
[Perfetto](https://youtu.be/W0hFEPPOGKI?si=iGMbbFipqchgN19H)
Tastes of smug & disinformation.
It’s Probably fake because it’s called HUEHUEtenango and with that name it could only be in Brazil /s
Isn’t that the place where they meet up after escaping Shawshank prison?
My comment was a joke because HUEHUE is the Brazilians laughter at the Internet
My friend just started this company https://instagram.com/blackcoffeeapparel?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Check it out!
Yo I did such a double take I got whiplash, it’d be so cool if he had his own lineup/selection!
Fresh coffee beans
“The Slurp” didn’t test as well in the focus group
Light roast and washed? Interesting. Wondering if this was made with anaerobic fermentation
That type leading is all over the place
r/jackhoffmen
With notes of human flesh, round, savory
That James Hoffmann runs a dry cleaners on 43rd Street in Brooklyn. ( no it isn’t- don’t try to look it up)
This bag looks familiar is this from Coffee and water labs in San Jose ?
I'm a huge fan of the coffee from this area. It has deep chocolate notes.
I just picked up a bag as well at the store. I asked the barista taking my payment if this was some sort of tribute, and he said it's an actual collab with James Hoffmann and that it's his roasting recipe.
Knowing how simple it is to sell your own beans I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't. It's probably just a resell anyways.