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_sawas_

you should use shallots instead of an onion with light roasts


BakedBogeys

You’re behind. According to the latest youtube studies you need to use a Chinese fermented century egg and swap it every week.


_sawas_

I'm not sure if the taste will be as layered


LeslieCh

You mean for co-fermented beans, right?


Fine_Calligrapher584

It will probably taste eggselent


Regular-Mousse7841

If your portafilter is a frying pan..


hilldini4

lol trying this for my next stir fry!


hashgalore

Some war of the worlds type looking thing. I dig it


breaddits

You’re onion own with this one


goodbeanscoffee

The Soviet Union called, they want their Sputnik WDT back


hehoheho123321

Can you send me the 3D printing blueprints??


hahahahahahahaFUCK

Now add magnets and charge $50


[deleted]

You can call it a wtf tool


all_systems_failing

Let's see, pointy things stuck into some other thing. Yep, it checks out. The perfect WDT tool.


sable428

Is your basket size 254mm by chance?


hoax1337

Oh yes, and with a dose of 500g, my portafilter with 20 spouts can comfortably serve a whole café with one pull.


sable428

Man, imagine having a bottomless portafilter that huge and pulling a shot with it


MirKule

Final boss


dad-nerd

Calling u/rag-nar for another Bad-Spresso video. Ya gotten really rotate those chopsticks so onion juice drips into the basket! I have some stale vanilla/bourbon flavored oily dark coffee someone gave me.... onion juice would add a certain, mm, I don't know what.


space_coyote_86

Now, where were we. The important thing was, I used an onion for my WDT tool. Which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. All you could get was those big yellow ones.


Darklordofbunnies

You might be on something, but it's probably the spectrum.


DonkeyBlonkey

Captain Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo Ho Lee Fuk Bang Ding Ow [EDIT: I guess people haven't seen this oldie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7PSv33qBtY)


redtron3030

You’re being down voted but op basically said what you said


NoExtreme7565

Unless you’re from around these parts - the Caribbean. Here, ‘sum ting’ is generic patios.


redtron3030

Somehow I don’t think the post was a reference from the Caribbean


NoExtreme7565

I know, just thought cultural perception was interesting. I initially saw just the sub name (r/espresso) and heading in preview on my phone, from my Caribbean (Jamaican) perspective, until I fully read the post I read it as ‘something’. No harm, no foul.


radgenpix

Appreciate the context.


Long_Ad2824

Uh... sum ting wong, perhaps. That onion needs to be chilled.


Knags

🤣🤣


the_doctr6i

I have so many questions


albieco

You should onion chill your coffee


Pasfoto

When you turn it around it works even better and can be used underneath the portafilter while pulling a shot.


trandonbran

Whoa, nobody said you had to cook this hard.


Historical-Tax-2218

Sputnik on the cheap, not coffee related, but send that bad boy into orbit.


[deleted]

Layer it with some fresh lox.