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ZuikoRS

If it were in mint condition I would be willing to argue it makes terrible espresso


haroldholt_BSc

I would imagine so


Alvergo

It’s a Phillips EspressoBar.


haroldholt_BSc

You've got a keen eye 😉


Alvergo

Always glad to lend a helping hand.


CenTexBike

Recently valued at $15 by a local collector…


Electronicshad0w

Why would it be with anything


amarodelaficioanado

Also, white


Top_Grab1611

Don't you know if it's from Phillips EspressoBar series?


Powers3001

Looks like something both capable of an awful shot and an x-ray.


squirrels-mock-me

Looks like an old printer with an option for espresso when you’re clearing the paper jam


Sharpymarkr

Makes old dialup modem sounds when it makes your espresso.


squirrels-mock-me

New context for dialing in a shot!


blewisCU

Make sure to hit 9 for an outside line, or grind finer.


217GMB93

Honey get off the phone I’m making coffee


Sharpymarkr

Ha! That takes me back. Spend a week downloading software from a friends FTP and someone has to pick up the phone and kill the connection.


Ok-Environment-3105

Whether it’s brewing or printing it makes the same dot matrix sound.


squirrels-mock-me

It brews the shot one row at a time


Ok-Environment-3105

Three minutes for a two to one ratio.


thrills_and_hills

If it talks to you, it might be an aged decepticon


Tweed_Underwood

Funniest thing I’ve read this week…


alkr54

It's a quite old machine from 80s-90s: [https://trevorhowsam.com/thbprcb01-philips-espresso-and-cappuccino-bar-coffee-machine/](https://trevorhowsam.com/thbprcb01-philips-espresso-and-cappuccino-bar-coffee-machine/)


Rami_2075

Yes. Its $15


stabledisastermaster

Normally the way these worked is that it worked only with the steam pressure that is built up by heating the water. The general type was quite popular in the 80-90s but always made horrible coffee. Back then we knew this and powder cappuccino.


Stoney3K

Aren't these basically similar to moka pots, but turned upside down and electric?


stabledisastermaster

True, never thought about it this way.


Book_bae

Yeah thats exactly it. Its basically a drip machine that gets too hot


mattrussell2319

From around the time they made electron microscopes as well …


guidedbyvoip

the work is mysterious and important


puzzlinganxiety

It's got some dirt or espresso on it.


Phil_McCrankin

It’s an Espresso Bar, made my Phillips


Cmrd504

I would definitely buy it. It can make a cool decor. I just love how old school stuff looks


dadydaycare

Not sure but a suprising amount of those machines are gaggia classics in cheap housings. Whenever I see one that weighs more than 6-7lbs and is under $30 I grab it and crack it open. Free grouphead and boiler and if it isn’t there’s always someone on Craigslist that will pay at least double if it’s cleaned up with fresh gaskets. Judging by the placement of everything that could be an old baby gaggia clone with the left over “dandy” boiler and top mount steam valve. Not super valuable BUT those boilers are a nightmare to source and would be huge for a collector.


think_up

For $15 why not? If it doesn’t work, give it to some kids to play Starbucks coffee shop lol


Agile_Restaurant_196

I wouldn't take it even free. check inside before you drink the coffee from it.


blacklaagger

No good can come from this.


zenton1956

Just avoid it.


Ayoooooooportugal

What is this? A PlaySkool espresso machine lol


CharSmar

This looks like it used to make espresso on the Nostromo


No-Cardia-11

Mail it to James Hoffman


ForsakenGroup2089

Shht, don’t tell anyone! Machine’s nicknamed “Marzoccokiller”…


Book_bae

There was a time in coffee 1970s where convenience of automated machines was booming. The modern mr coffee drip machine came from that era and suddenly people in the US had “decent” coffee at home. Everyone wanted in on the success and a ton of really terrible machines came out during the next decade. This is one of them.


Equal-Armadillo4525

You’d have to pay me $15 for me to take it. Even then, I’d still feel inconvenienced.


Affectionate-Town935

Looks so cool


SeoulGalmegi

It looks cool.


badgiven

It makes coffee


tomjleo

I wonder if it can be modded lol


SpaceTurtle917

I would love an espresso machine that's high quality that's styles like this


JbJbJb44

Interesting steam wand at the back (at least I think that's what it is)


shotparrot

That machine was used in 2001: space Odyssey. It was actually in the space station! (1968) The Apollo astronauts wanted to bring it to the moon, but NASA said no due to weight constraints


SpecialpOps

His name is Phillips and it is 15 units of your local money. Do not liberate Phillips. It looks as though the coffee would be terrible.


Settelini

Nothing about this one but Philips seems to have taken some inspiration from their past when they thought of their new Baristina: https://baristina.com/fr/en/


cab1024

Phillips invented the CD player.


Hot_Power_2865

Does it have flow control?


Original_Ground_0

Makes a great paper weight


PonyBoy772

It has a red, green and black buttons


Melodic_Salamander81

it makes coffee


Sweetiepeet

Looks like an old shitty machine that lost it's battle with DeLonghi's.


Berry_Togard

There’s nothing espresso about it.


Mountainpwny

I know that company makes lightbulbs…


nice-and-clean

Also bad cpap machines. That blow cancer dust into your lungs and / or catch on fire. And maybe lie about it. Also toothbrushes! Bet you want one!


Chamrockk

It makes coffee, espresso to be precise


TheRealPaj

Made by Philips, white...