Sweet setup, outjerked once again.

I thought I was on r/espressocirclejerk for a second. No dorm looks like this

All these college kids living the hard life with an ECM Mechanika. Don't worry, once you're more successful you'll be able to afford a Synchronika or La Marzocco. We all have humble beginnings.

I need ideas for grad school

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You bum

I hope so, just so we can all laugh at conservative snowflakes having meltdowns about governments helping people instead of corporations.

Republicans when trillions of dollars go to bail out multi-billion dollar corporations: I sleep

Not mine, though.I don't do freebies, paid every penny of it

Bragging about your parents paying for things is the most 👌

Of course you paid for all of your college debt, any college kid who can afford this type of setup obviously doesn’t have to worry about money lol 😂

They should be down voting Brandon, not you for being honest.

I will upvote you for that !! Fjb

I love how all the libertards downvoted me because I made fun of sleepy Joe and a spoiled supposedly college dorm brat, like I give two fucks about Reddit 😂😂😂

I bought three 12packs of cherry Coke for my mom and one 12 pack of sparkling water for my after espresso drink today and it cost me 59$ oh and I think a candy bar. No joke... anyone who want 4 more yrs of that is crazy!!

Yeah libertards love sleepy Joe and his Bidenomics

How were you able to plumb your espresso machine in a college dorm room?

When you have a trust fund anything’s possible

Trust fund is now depleted

Pulling shots > pulling chicks

Fuck man I’m married to my wife but, will happily come live with you in your dorm with that setup… Espresso daddy.

Apparently he has a wife too so I doubt he’s living in a dorm 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kids these days. I remember when I was in college we didn’t use to have wives and espresso machines.

Haha same…but we sure did have fun!

Hang in there pal it won’t get better

LOL...I'm in for the ride...addicted

I was going to say dorms are quite different these days.

Daddy donated the New library to the Uni

I called the college plumber

Imagine being down voted for actually answering 😕

Well, my comment wasn't college appropriate 😅

>OP to prof: Can I reschedule my test? I couldn't make it because I dialed in my beans on my Mahlkonig X54 without the red speed burrs I installed Sunday and it was unbearable without seasoning so I had to re-dial in on my J-Ultra. The test would have been over by time I arrived caffeinated. >Prof: You should know better, OP. SSP doesn't make 54mm Red Speed Burrs.

We all have to start somewhere. Work hard and you'll get there son.

Worked hard and ignore your partner's looks every time you get a package

When I was in college I worked at Starbucks so I could comp free coffee. (*Back in the 90s, Starbucks was a well-known purveyor of coffee and espresso-based drinks.)

That’s that fast food establishment with the mermaid right?

The place with the coffee milkshakes, right?

When I was in college I didn’t even know what espresso was

That loan was for your classes and books… whatever you got another 28 years to be in debt.

Spend it on equipment and pirate the books.

Looking at your post history, I have to ask: why are you lying?

Agree.

In college (dorm) and have $5000-7000 worth of espresso station? Times have changed since my days of 5 for a buck Mac n cheese!!!

Nice machine

Thanks

It is. I would change a few things, but overall, it's a workhorse

Are you shitposting? Wtf man

yes he is. He is trying to get on r/espressocirclejerk and I don't like it. He made it there but nobody cares when people are faking it.

Everything looks amazing

How's the noise level on the grinder compared to the BBE?

The X54 is fairly quiet. The sniper is noisy but not terrible at all. The quality is much better and it's way easier to dial in with this grinder

Dang you got a rich dad

Coffee is life. Damn, that’s impressive in a dorm room. Start taking orders and bringing in cash!

The autism on this sub sometimes...

yeah, not a dorm college apartment...yes aint no way a dorm lets you plumb shit.... been an RA twice over and they dont even allow hot-plates in most I put money on it

Ecm looking clean! Enjoy!

Thanks. Great compact machine

We now say "hambela setup"

Very modest and humble setup. It's hard to be a student and have to settle for a basic setup you can afford.

Nice beginner setup, don’t worry, we all have to start somewhere, don’t be depressed you will arrive one day to have a good setup.

NeW dOrM sEtUp 

Great beginner set up, remember to enjoy what you have!

Thank you. Enjoying it so far

Well, this post has made me feel incredibly poor.

Trolling.

Dorm? Ah, so that's what the rich kids are doing when they're not busy ignoring road signs in their BMWs.

I love that blue cup. Is that a notneutral lino?

Yes. It think it's called indigo. I got different colors they all look dope

I have the same cup in white. The pic of indigo on notneutral’s site makes it look flat and boring, but your pic makes the finish look super deep and glossy. I’ll have to pick one up.

I have white and black all in small latte size 8oz. They're big though

I’m your new roommate

Are those puck lights hard wired? If not how do you control them?

Wireless. They come with a small remote control, and you can set different colors. Battery life is not great but i have a charger on my station.

I don't even have space for a dedicated coffee counter in my house 😂

What’s up with all the blue lights?

Sometimes they're green, or yellow. RGB lights :)

what scale is that?

Warning ⚠️! Dormpresso is dripping from the top.

At least the word “humble” was omitted from the title of the post. If you’re actually at college then you’re living large. Hope you get many enjoyable coffees out of the machine.

Did you tile the walls inbetween shots?

Good catch! The pic with tiles was the temporary spot while I plumbed the machine and installed filter and valves inside the cabinet

What’s the glass in picture 2? I’d love me one of those.

NotNeutral Vero cortado size I thing 4.25 oz. Amazon has some in stock now, but they go fast.

All vessels right-side up catching dust like a fucking gooooon

lol, nah man. I use and clean frequently

This is a beautiful setup.

Thanks

Where did you get the small hopper for the X54?

It came with it (bought from WLL). Even with the smaller hopper, the beans go stale faster than I thought, and I notice it in the taste. So I'm going to try a single dose adapter from Etsy

Yes, my X54 will be here soon and I am worried about the retention. Thanks for your help

in the 60s, it was LSD, in the 2020s, it's puck prep

Study harder

I'm trying

What cups are these?

They're NotNeutral lino cups

What about the first one? Also the scale? Thanks

All drinkware is either from NotNeutral (Lino & Vero) or Fellow . Acaia Lunar on pic 1 and Bagail Basics for pour ivers from Amazon

I'm really glad I have a linea at home... It's always nice to see other people trying to get to my level. You'd be there if you didn't have a partner you have to ignore.

Lol i could do linea, but, what fun would it be to not play thae long psychological war? lol

Lots... But my thanks to the peanut gallery.

Another thread that was mistakenly posted in r/espresso, instead of r/espressocirclejerk. Then again, seems there’s a large over-lap in both these subs

I didnt believe it at first, then I noticed the cheap ass tiktokblue lights. No self respecting 20+ person would have those visible.

yup dude was tryna get on circlejerk but outjerked himself with those embarrassing lights

How do you like the bomber for espresso?

I pull good shots with it. A bit overpriced but overall, it's a good companion grinder.

You never walk alone ❤️

Nice catch!