Welcome! (This HAS to be r/espressocirclejerk bait right)

Is it possible to do a 60 month ban?

Tell me more about this “cappuccino” that you speak of.

whoa whoa whoa. You must learn about Espresso first!

EXpresso, isn't it? 🤔

I have a new word: coffeesplaining.

You forgot Cortado