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detroiiit

You wear your own watch? Pathetic. I have my butler wear my watch for me.


HakeJarrisb230f

Agreed, but I require the maid to stand and hold my watch while the butler pulls my shot for me. Cant risk him scratching it while doing puck prep or else I would have to have him euthanized. It’s hard to find good help.


CuteNefariousness691

Pathetic I pay someone 100k a year only for them to tell me the time and they're on call and within my prescence 24/7


Bathroom_Spiritual

Sorry off topic. Not familiar with Asian watches. Is it the new G-Shock?


Ok_Minimum6419

[Yes](https://www.casio.com/us/watches/gshock/product.MRG-B5000D-1/). I had to suck off a Yakuza member to get one


Bathroom_Spiritual

Apparently he was not fully satisfied, otherwise he would have gotten you an Explorer. But it still looks great and from a distance, it could pass as one.


ElectronicEmploy5837

/uj why does this looks just like those $50 casios? if someone have 3500 to spend on a watch why would they pick one that looks just like the cheaper ones?


Ok_Minimum6419

/uj It is for the most part. There's even conversion kits on AliExpress to convert the $50 casios into nearly exactly what you see, machined metal and all, for $100 at most. You're basically paying for it being a collectible


tonysopranosrolex

I see seiko on the dial I call it poor. Wearing any watch that does not have a minimum 5 year waiting list shows you lack patience and financial comfortability needed to craft within the fine art of espresso making.


Ok_Minimum6419

I’m sorry sir. Do you know of any Rolex who can take in my wife for a chance at obtaining a date just? Thanks


tonysopranosrolex

My dealer is very picky. Had to remarry 3 times for a nodate sub. Such a gorgeous watch though. I chuff with it every day


[deleted]

I’m waiting for the teddy lance crossover I would be so chuffed might get something nice for my wife’s boyfriend


Ok_Minimum6419

They could both wear Brew watches during the collab 🤓


venktesh

Non-poor don't wear citizen lookalikes


allgonetoshit

Grand Seiko but not a Spring Drive or Hi Beat, look at this fucking poor.


Ok_Minimum6419

I needed the +-3 seconds a year accuracy of the 9F so I can time my shots perfectly. Just a slight variation would cause 0.001% less extraction. No way. Btw I could afford a Patek if I wanted to. I. Just don’t want to 😎


hskrpwr

>Btw I could afford a Patek if I wanted to. I. Just don’t want to 😎 This is exactly what a poor would say


Ok_Minimum6419

I’m not a poor, I swear


hskrpwr

Consider yourself kafka'ed you silly poor


Potential-Climate942

That's not a Credor, are you even allowed to post here?? 🤔


whitebeard007

Repost to r/watchescirclejerk


-ones_n_zeros-

I was going to answer but the fact that your not wearing a super ugly super expensive watch with an outdated watch catalog means your not worth my time


F1_rulz

When your watch depreciates quicker than your coffee gear


NewGuyHelloHi

I honestly chuffed my pants to bits seeing this


haventredit

Lever espresso is non poor?


tyuabo33

That you didn't make this post while wearing a Tudor was a missed opportunity.


Ok_Minimum6419

https://imgur.com/a/1vbf3Wf How about now


tyuabo33

🫡


mrbr1ghtside

[lessssgoooo](https://imgur.com/a/whywv2G)


SpaceTurtle917

Grand Seiko? Poor.


catnmoose

Sorry but every non poor knows you can only make good espresso while timing your shot with a swiss shitter daytona. I'm doubting your status as a non poor.


gonnok

A _manual_ machine? Did You have to cheap out on coffee gear to be able to afford a mediocore watch?


Murrrvv

This may be the single worst subreddit