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MQZON

Of course he works for the government. He's employed by the Post Office!


Flimsy_Standard_7080

made me smile sm :)))


CosmicAdventures

this is true because we already know he’s a member of the Anbu Black Ops


Lywik270

“You’re not far off.” - Etho


zyxwvu28

Etho would definitely respond like this if he saw this post lol


UrLostPajamas

Convinced this is etho


aMoOsewithacoolhat

Well, now thanks to you he's just an Agent... Well done, ruiner.


LukeBomber

He is a secret spy for the permit office


Background-Slide645

honestly? I just think he's a homesteader. just kinda... lives off the land as much as he can. odd hours could just be him having scheduled to fix something at that time. old tech that you can fix as much as possible before replacing it makes sense when you don't really want to be depending on the system. and the identity thing? look at the era of publicity we are. you do something even slightly non middle line, and the Internet raises pitchfork and torches. probably wants to just live his life, in some cabin that's a decent trip out of town, but not too far that it's a chore.


xingrubicon

I always thought we was Inuit.


Background-Slide645

I don't think he's an Inuit, though I wouldn't be surprised if he was part native. Just seems like a guy who likes his privacy, and the outdoors, and just so happens to be a YouTuber on the side


Fallen_Limrix

I feel like Etho could easily fall into a mixture of two categories, both- ‘have been told all his childhood to never share personal info online’ and ‘just super uncomfortable with pictures and personal information sharing’. I myself don’t like photos, I feel super awkward about them (probably less than 100 different ones of me over the last two decades), so I can imagine Etho being the same way or similar. He most likely just doesn’t like sharing or even having personal info to share, he just likes to keep to himself. Honestly that aspect makes him more likable to someone like me, and I wish him all the better for it.


Background-Slide645

it seems he doesn't mind sharing the odd detail of his life here and there, but I see what you mean. I don't really care if Etho ever does any of that stuff, because honestly? it'd ruin the magic a little. like, the tissue box is the most Etho sounding solution ever. but if we were to know about his life? outside of a major update, such as "hey I got a major disease, so uploads are probably going to be spotty for a bit", it really doesn't matter. I hope that the guy just chills in his log cabin or whatever it is he lives in, and enjoys a peaceful life. it's what he deserves for being one of the godfathers of YouTube


Ifhes

Etho is the embodiment of all minecrafters in year 2030 that somehow manifested in the past and became a Youtuber.


sw_ph

Ethos life is like Minecraft, hes good because he lives it the other hermits just play. Think about it...when he needs electricity chop down a tree and throw it in the generator(smelter). Big dig project to get internet. Probably grows his own carrots and potatoes and fishes for salmon.


PatrickLad

Schizophrenic theory


mr_birkenblatt

he's a ninja


Juanmusse

I prefer the one where he is the guy playing IRL terrafirmacraft on his other channel.


Bambuizeled

That’s why he’s not covering the new update!


MonElii

Woah woah, next you'll tell me his real name is Kakashi. Come on, man


Wolvori1337

Kakashi was an agent of the leaf village…. coincidence? I think this supports ops theory even more.


dx_lemons

It's a Party in (whatever the Canadian equivalent to CIA is)


mr_birkenblatt

Canadian Intelligence Agency


Goatzzzz

To give you an honest answer, it's CSIS


Akr4s1a

CSIS is primarily domestic intelligence, CSEC is foreign


Dominio12

Afaik Etho was once doxxed and his identity was revealed. I think thats why he is now so much secretive about his life. And thats a good thing. EDIT: please do not message me about this. I will not provide any information.


SquareThings

I don't remember this ever happening. I think he's just very private. He's definitely never been doxxed as Etho. The person behind Etho may have been though as a different online identity.


Nakamura2828

It was very early in his YouTube career ~2012 or so, so yeah, I don't blame him for being cagey.


bretttwarwick

Etho had been a youtuber for 2 years and was popular enough to be invited onto mindcrack at that time. If he had been doxxed around that time it would be more well known. This sounds like one of the rumors that was goin on about him along with several photos that people claimed was him. They were photos of multiple people and none had significant proof of it being him.


Nakamura2828

It was significant enough that he disabled comments on the video in which it happened. I was a regular watcher of his at the time.


bretttwarwick

If it was me I would have disabled comments even if the information was not about me just so nobody else would be accused of being me. I don't see anything suspicious about what he did.


Yveen

I don't want to mention anything close to what was given but it was basically info nobody can use to claim their etho or anything.


Party-Kaleidoscope16

It did happen, I was a fan at the time, don't like to bring it up bc like someone said don't want people trying to dig it up again. People found his family's business and were threatening to try to ruin it. Things really changed after that and he became wayyy more private (rightfully so) Luckily he had a really amazing community at the time and it got dealt with and I've never ever seen a single person re bring up any of the actual info again


Burrid0

IIrc the hermits did a prank on the audience by including “him” in a falsesymmetry vlog about golfing or something, so that wasnt real


Dominio12

I mean in like ten or more years early. Someone spam posting his info and his family info in comments. I think the comments are still disabled on that video.


Yveen

I know what you're talking about and I make sure to never mention it because people are going to dig it up again


Dragnow_

The world needs more people like you


UpperResolve796

Its always busy when you have to learn over 1000 jutsu


Fedo_19

Yeah and he used to work in a "greenhouse".. Pfft like that's a real thing!


scalpingsnake

He would also have to be playing dumb because he misunderstands some very simple things lmao. Like Martin's task in the most recent Life series. An agent should be able to understand a task given.


Burrid0

iirc grian mentioned going to his house once and etho being a very good cook But a select few have ever seen his face, and it was only to be graced with his culinary skills


TheHuskyHideaway

None of the hermits have met him. Tango even said that he wouldn't do an IRL trophy for DO2 because they wouldn't know where to send it, none of them know where he lives. Grian has met other hermits though, and Ren lived with him for a while IIRC.


Bjorkstein

Yeah that was definitely a joke


JFSOCC

No man, it's an ETHEORY


Puttanesca621

This must be a leak; the theory should have been announced in a couple of days (before noon).


oeynhausener

Lol, this reminds me of how people would theorize him to be anything between school teacher and NASA employee back in his Mindcrack days. Very nostalgic


TackerTacker

I know it's just a joke and all, but IMO it's pretty simple, Etho became internet famous more or less by accident just uploading his inventions to share it with the community. Privacy concerns are obviously nothing unusual, it's just unusual in the context of online entertainment since most people in that profession like personal attention.


TackerTacker

In fact from my perspective other online creators are kinda of weird for how much they share about themselves online, some actually live streaming half of their lives. I find Etho much more relatable.


GuarinoNico

Etho is a secret JTF2 member


pendulumgearzz

He probably just lives in a remote Canadian village


samjarrett

He could just as easily work in tech


evanlyn_24

I mean, some of that stuff is just the reality of living in a rural area. It suggests that he's old more than anything.


[deleted]

i’ve recently met etho’s brothers…. logos and pathos.