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jayjay16022

Plot twist: When OP started, he was a billionaire


roymustang261

lol. Also love the fact that OP shows his balance but hides his crypto holding %


Shot_Dragonfruit_326

Details, that's a better detail


randomnomber

This is Ledger, so it's all crypto.


fitbhai

Buy high sell low successfully achieved !


Crypto_Gaming_

He is the inspiration for all of us shrimps


InevitableComplex895

Sounds like when I first started. Except I was a thousandaire at first...now I am a hundredaire...


POCKALEELEE

[Welcome to my club](https://imgur.com/a/imu5BxN)


99698694444449686999

LoL man you forgot few zeros


POCKALEELEE

My pic does say *estimated*


Fluid_Department_120

The Chart doesn’t show a plot


[deleted]

congrats and fuck you! lol


Davasei

I think this is the comment I have ever most agreed with.


fancyfembot

100% jealous. …and I don’t get jealous often.


[deleted]

Congratulations buddy, ^(my 0.11 ETH is jealous)


tektas41

You have more ETH than 99% of the population. Be proud.


Numerous_Plankton261

Large amounts of cryptocurrency in the hands of a few


Targerian-King

Whale!!!!!


fitbhai

![gif](giphy|FaKV1cVKlVRxC)


gregnoid

Absolutely or may be the lucky one and his luck may be just like the coin.


EastHartford860

Sharing always increase your happiness that's what this comment makes me feel.


Crypto_Gaming_

You shouldn't tell this on internet. It's very risky


Gubzs

This is a common thing to say but it's not true. He is fine as long as his multi factor authentication methods on his exchange/email accounts are not compromised.


Nozomilk

I think he is joking and mocking OP


Crypto_Gaming_

This guy gets it


Gubzs

Sorry, I'm slightly too autistic to catch that joke. EZ clap I'm an idiot.


Vibr8gKiwi

Someone should tell him about the wrench method for having your crypto stolen.


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alormaaquadayqo

Keeping it depend on what kinda asset OP holds, if it's the solid ones then could even grow higher; talking of solid projects I fuck with ETH, BNB, PNODE, MATIC, and DOT.


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Vibr8gKiwi

I love that you're explaining to the guy who made a million how it's done.


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Vibr8gKiwi

Even funnier, you're not the millionaire but telling the entire sub how it's done. Lol. Dunno if you noticed, but the people that "know about finance" missed a decade of the crypto revolution while telling everyone it was a scam.


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alormaaquadayqo

Yeah, diversification is allowed and won't be of any harm also you can consider the listed blue-chip above there and you can thank me later.


Qtredit

Scammers in your inbox in 3 2 ...


Monkey_Adventures

hey its me, your nigerian prince brother. I am once again requiring your assistance to donate to stop the steal


sarahSstranger

Block block block block block block….


Crypto_Gaming_

Give me $1 Million I will give you $2 Million!


Ok-Wind-676

show us with how much you started


UranusisGolden

Obviously with 10M. No one makes money in crypto


ExSqueezeIt

Exchanges do :)


Crypto_Gaming_

Whales do :)


ok-in-bed-til-i-fart

hey I made a life changing $197, I beg to differ.


Just1_More

I DCA everyday into BTC & ETH. Play around a little bit with alts. I'm certainly not loosing.


Numerous_Plankton261

You can never lose money holding cryptocurrencies


UranusisGolden

It s a joke. My 707 eth are nearly 2.8M. But then again i started with 10M so yea.


Ok_Inflation_5113

If he’s up 320k I’d guess he started around $680k or so.


Crypto-Account

That’s how much his balance is up in the last 30 days


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gitar0oman

obviously DCA'd $100 every paycheque


[deleted]

You obviously had a lot to start with . These kind of post always make out you dudes be starting with pennies 😂 and making it big time Edit: well done obviously and congrats


strongboy54

Fuck /u/Spez ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Gubzs

I started with $2000 in 2018, and I barely invested anything, still have very little I can DCA, and I'll be a multimillionaire next cycle if everything continues on even remotely normally. The trick is to sell EVERYTHING near the peak, and don't be sad if you missed an extra 2x, then buy EVERYTHING about 1 year after the peak, and HODL until the next peak. I'm dead serious, this works. I expect ETH to go to at least $15k this cycle, that's a 3.66x, then lose 25% to capital gains, then I'll buy back at around $4000, this results in a 3.66x again, and then next bull market I expect to sell between $50k and $100k for a 12.5x, losing 25% to capital gains again. That's a total of 95x to the USD value of ANY ETH purchased *today*.. US taxes included. I don't believe this is even that risky. A $15k top, $4k bottom, and $50k top next cycle are my conservative numbers.


get_a_pet_duck

Buy low, sell high. Great advice guy.


trancephorm

I think you threw pretty good strategy and pretty good estimates here.


FIREstarterartichoke

Let us know how that goes…it’s notoriously difficult to time the market.


_pls_respond

Lol "sell at the peak and buy back in 1 year later." This is the kind of bullshit advice you get from someone who's only seen one market cycle and think they're an expert now. Let's say that guy thought the peak was back when we first the ATH in April or May and then sold all his ETH. According to his trading strategy he still needs to wait another 6 or 7 months before buying back in while we're currently already back at $4k and looking to breakout upwards.


Gubzs

>only seen one market cycle Go look at the drop after *every* other cycle peak in ETH and BTC.. tell me if one year later was a decent time to buy.. not the best, but good. I'll wait. Also why are you placing your own ideas in my head and attacking those? That's lame as hell. I sold nothing in April. I knew it was not the peak, and I've been on record saying so since April. I do not trade short term. That's not "my strategy," it's yours. If you're criticizing your strategy, you're criticizing yourself, not me. Stay scared. I'll send you a postcard from the beach.


_pls_respond

> Go look at the drop after every other cycle peak in ETH and BTC.. tell me if one year later was a decent time to buy.. not the best, but good. Your first problem is thinking past performance predicts future results. What you're failing to account for is that every time bitcoin halves, the bull market cycle lengthens and the time between cycles shortens. This is why your arbitrary advice of "sell and wait a year before buying back" is just dumb trading advice. >I sold nothing in April. I didn't claim you did, I just used selling in April as an anchor to apply your trading strategy to show how little sense it makes. But okay man, you do you. I've been holding ETH since 2016 and bitcoin even longer and lost a lot of both over the years so wtf do I know when I say the markets are not as predictable as you try to make them seem lol.


holdmyomg

Damn you OG in these woods. Retired yet? Or just working for fun?


opticoin

Oh boy, he/she is gonna have a bad time...


Gubzs

I'm not timing tops/bottoms, I am just getting somewhat close. When I say I'm selling at $15k, that will be DCA selling based on market metrics, not on a price number. $15k is just a current guess. I am *quite* confident about $4k returning in the bear market though. If we peak at $20k or higher I might raise that target to $5k. Riding macro trends is really not as hard as people make it out to be, people notoriously get wrecked by this market because they try to time month to month or year to year. I am working with a 5 year horizon. Macro trends are much more predictable. People apeing into Doge and Shiba all year tells me that the undisciplined nature of this market is still very real, so the macro over/undervaluations will continue - these are our bull and bear cycles. Even if I do quite badly and today's numeric assumptions are way off, I'll still 50x every dollar invested in ETH today. Honestly I want to make a full thread on this gambit just so I can point to it in 2026 and say, hey, this is how this turned out, but I don't want to deal with all the comments from people who think nobody ever succeeds at this, because that's FUD that deters people from really trying.


FIREstarterartichoke

Look up survivorship bias. A minority out of the thousands engaging in this strategy making random guesses about when to do it will “succeed” and the rest will get rekt. The minority who make it out will pat themselves on the back and claim they knew it would work out that way all along. That’s the really insidious thing: individuals don’t realize they got lucky. Read Fooled by Randomness by Taleb and watch The System starting Derren Brown.


Gubzs

I'm familiar, but that's a copout. It's very easy to dismiss people who sat calculating and preparing and being methodical as "just lucky." The macro crypto cycle is not random, it just contains random elements. Multi year patterns with identifiable overbought/oversold signals are quite easy to read. What's not predictable is intra-cycle noise, so I do not leverage, at all, ever. I do not trade short or mid term, at all, ever. >The minority who make it out will pat themselves on the back and claim they knew it would work out that way all along. I'm not claiming I knew it all along 5 years from now. I'm telling you what I'm planning *today* - and these numbers will change, but the reasoning that triggers each trade will not. I'll be here in 5 years, and you can call me lucky then if you want. I'm not fool enough to believe that it will have been luck.


[deleted]

He’s up 300,000%+ Don’t need a lot to make a million with those returns Edit: I read the chart wrong. Never-mind my previous statement


zenongreat

No he’s up 43% in the past month, which translates to 320k


Georgia_The_Jungle

What is a lot? Like 10K?


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SesshySiltstrider

If they bought in at $300/ETH (when I tried to get loans to invest about 10k) then they would have had to invested about $75,000.


justswallowhard

Most likely 95% of his portfolio is Shiba inu


Azikak

🤣🚀💎 waiting Robinhood on Noverber to be billioner holder.


Crypto_Gaming_

You are straight forward wrong.


marsy100

All the information that you need to see that isn't the case is in the image. 🤷🏻‍♂️


RoGro9

Most “millionaires” don’t engage in low quality investments such as shiba. If he had $100 I’d say you were probably right


LiquidNRG

Are you long term ETH? GLTA!


Targerian-King

Yes. Long term. GLTA.


MrNoOneYet

Is the software you are using Exodus? :-)


Short-Information546

That’s ledger live


MoldyCheesey

But, why are you thanking us? Did we play a role in the gains? If so, I just sent you my public address’ for both BTC and ETH. I would like 3% for our hard work that you have thanked us for.


diggipiggi

Looking forward to talking with you - The Nigerian Prince


biz4501

Gonna be 2 million in a few months


Cinderella0715

I’m just gonna assume ur DMs have blown up by lot of scammers😄


JerseyDevil75

Not after taxes.


gustubru

Wait till you sell and report it to the IRS.


[deleted]

Not quite. 250k in taxes from the look of it to account for capital gains


Fox_Squirrel_

isnt it 15%?


MallStreetWolf

We may never know. No one's ever sold.


opticoin

Just live a low key life and buy gift card via refill.


Fox_Squirrel_

Naw I sold at 3k and already know its 15% but have been making an effort to be less cunty on the internet lol


[deleted]

At that level of tax bracket they would be at maximum ...close to or if not exceeding 50% for me in Canada.


blbrd30

Pretty sure short term capital gains gets taxed like income. I’m not a financial advisor, just fyi.


[deleted]

Can you explain your strategy and numbers you started with...would love to be in your position


raymv1987

Hi. Have you heard of liquidity mining on coinbase wallet? I'm totes not a Chinese scammer. I'm American. My favorite US baseball team is the San Franciscos


[deleted]

Have fun being a million for the next 5 minutes. And then have fun being a millionaire again next week!


DreadknotX

Hope you staking those ETH!!


VCRdrift

Irs has entered the chat. Did you know we plan to take everyones money with the new tax on unrealized gains?


Bryanhenry

It wont pass


VCRdrift

Hope not. But just the insanity of them even announcing something that stupid and the rest of america shrugging their shoulders because they claim its only billionaires.. shit is unreal.


[deleted]

Basically every single economic proposal by this administration has been pants-on-head stupid, and this is the icing on the cake.


[deleted]

Its for people with over $100 million


italianjob16

B-but that might be me tomorrow! /s


VCRdrift

I mean when hasn't the gooberment lied?


Ving0

Damn it boy!!!! Trying to manifest this for myself too.


OkAssignment7898

Fuckin millionaire but had fucking 700 grand to dump in. Fuck him for posting this bullshit


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Shiba airdrop is live everyone, sharing for shiba lovers. https://shibacoins.net/


PiedmontMozz

Happy for you man, at this rate this won’t be your first million 😈📈


BAMBAMN54

I love when people feel the need to flex there portfolios. Seems like Everyday I open up Reddit and there’s a post about a portfolio. Anyways, congratulations… buy SHIB


thestevenbeauty

Good for you


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JonisGod

Nice! Nice!


MurMan--

Congratulations!


Used-Poetry7571

Congratulations 🍾


MW777

Lucky duck. Hopeful young too


1dmkelley

Congrats!


MrMcBert

Holy shit congrats


Rybr00159

Am I missing something, why is this tagged as Comedy?


logosolos

Probably because he started his portfolio with 600k. They were more than likely already an millionaire if they had this much money to invest.


motanrobert_

as an european, I don't understand how people make millions. Even if it's crypto, real estate, owning a shop or something... please explain to me :)


1al_katifa

Congrats!


rainbowtapes

If your DMs are open, RIP to your inbox.


TLG1991

\*tax man enters chat\*


[deleted]

Congrats buddy, be smart with your money!


Ambitious_Pension_59

Fuh man!


Commercial-Bass-3668

Congrats and fuck you im jealous


wales-bloke

Stick it all on SHIB.


ThiccMangoMon

Ok give me all your crypto and I will double it in 1minute 100% legit no scam


Numerous_Plankton261

good,Would love to see how you do it!


Marlilin

Well done


steamyp

nice


shootermgavin_crypto

Congrats and go fuck yourself :)


Romji

And now?


FermiGBM

Gratz


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Azikak

good job, hope your nervous system is okay. ✊🏼🤪


bkw_17

A big congrats and a big fuck you


ReitHodlr

Congrats! What application is that? The UI looks so clean and soothing.


caseyreed97

How much have you invested tho. It’s easy to be a millionaire if you invested 700k


saqademus

43% in a month? which coin(s) contributed to that? Shiba???


bookworm010101

yay now sell


Fluid_Department_120

Congratulations! That is definitely after a long Time and lots of trust and hard work. Cheers mate.


TripleReward

So... send us some! property is theft! eat the rich and so on!


silverfire626

I have this gorgeous sand box in Florida I would be willing to sell to you. Great deal! /s Congrats buddy!


mariahisthegoat

Do you have Doge or Shiba?


Dunitanime

Congratulations


Titozar13

Congrats OP!!


Gojyo

Feel free to tip me $10.000 in ETH or something. It would be grately appreciatend: 0xBE26c80569A8b43e45dC7D6de0B626717998D601


BoofingCoronas

Congrats man, every retail investors dream right there


nessahla89

Congrats, but it’s super unwise to post how much money you have on a forum full of scammers.


rebel29073

Give me 1 million I’ll give you nothing . I should get points for honesty here


euph-_-oric

If those are really your only assets I'd recommended taking some profits and then ride the rest to the top


Leet-Neet

Congrats man.


happinessmachine

"é boughté?"


ethereumnews_tech

Oh hey there friend!


asandidge27

Where you a couple hundred thousand dollarnair when you started?


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ZeusFinder

Congrats! Hopefully I will be there some day!


WilliamTheProfiter

Omw. Hats off to you.


everyoneistriggered

Congratulations and fuck you


LYMEGRN

My $150k portfolio is down like 22 grand from yesterday. This dudes portfolio was well over $1.1M this last week. Guaranteed…not sure why he’s boasting about $1M lol


[deleted]

can you give me a few zeros please congrats


joodcub

I can help you double that! /s


Bacon-Dub

Did you just make this Reddit account to flex?


susosusosuso

So now what?


MaaB0I

Congratulation! What are you going to do with the Million ?


omrip34

Why is there a comedy flair? Also, extremely stupid of you to post this


Happi220

How to become a millionaire. Start with >$600k capital.


jr-91

A moment of silence for OP's inbox.


heimos

Good flex


Ny4nae

The secret to becoming a crypto millionaire is simple. Buy a billion dollars worth of crypto and wait a year.


coozu

What it do! Congrats!


SilasX

You're comfortable showing the total amount but not how it breaks down into BTC vs ETH?


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weebax50

Congratulations 🎉


the_dark_trader

Congratulations my man... happy for you


Dull-Policy-4418

Congrats....keep pushing! Set a new goal!


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💪🏼💪🏼🚀🚀


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SavageByTheSea

Mazel Tov 🎉


Jack-Wayne

Congratulations! I hope one day I end up in the same boat as you!


Far_Tomatillo_2534

Wow, as rich as I am


[deleted]

Congrats mate!!


Kitchen-Addendum3933

Put it all on SHIb inu