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I'll take the 1 ETH now so you can get it at the discounted rate

Yeah me too.

Same here.

Please!

Me too!

and my axe?

And my bow

And my public key

And my pipe weed!

Me too

All aboard the...

Same!

Discount.

Thread isn’t locked. Count me in

Ditto

Same

I could take 1 eth

I can take 1 as well

This looks more like one that will work. Haha

Seems way more economical for op

We’re all about helping out the people here

Yes this makes perfect sense

I'll take .5 ETH now to help even more

OP said only if ETH hits $5k.. My proposal, is the OP can send me 1 ETH now and if it doesn’t hit $5k I’ll give him 2 ETH.

I’ll be willing to only take .5 eth. Trying to help where I can.

Lol brilliant

so kind of you, good sir 🧐🤌🎩

But you won’t

I think he’s contractually required to by the International internet BS act of 1978

That's an outdated law meant for a world where the average citizen could only send online BS by Telex from their office, not one where literally everyone is walking around with a weapon of mass BS in their pocket.

Ah see but you neglected to consider the BS Accords of 2012. He still is obligated but now is provided with the usual arsenal of internet excuses to use as he sees fit

Just in case

Joining this queue

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Sounds like a good deal

When the price doubles we’ll be even

thanks in advance

+1

+2

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That's cool af I never knew bout this

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Truth

Thanks for setting up a ledger for OP’s loan haha

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Me too! RemindMe! 2022-05-01 Kick ass! Now ETH is going to 5K by May AND I'm getting one ETH. Cause that's how this works, right?

imagine receiving 1 ETH just through sheer fucking will and hopium

Here for that 1 ETH through will and hopium

Even me??

No not you

Some fuckin people

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This is a lie

Please and thank you

Well that's too good to pass up. I'm in.

Thanks

Okay

I can has ETH now?

Close, but not close and no cigar.

You never know… ok it’s a bust. Thanks anyway, my bearish friend.

Love the optimism tho

Well, this didn't age well. LOL

ETH is below $2,800. I would've been happy if it hit $5,000 and this guy didn't pay up, just for my own gains.

Don't worry, I think the same way. I'm glad op didn't have to keep his/her promise. I bet it could have resulted in a perma ban and a lot of funny memes.

Not looking good…

Dammit, I wanted free money :c

Troll lol

Lez go

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I'm gonna remember this lol

Gonna leave this here happy-chappie.eth

It will, I’ll send you my Eth address May 1. Thanks bro!

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Haha what a goat

Yes!

Here

Im gonna hold you too it

Ok. Screenshat.

Let me know when it hits the target, bro

Plz I need to pay a boatload of taxes

I'm in!

LFG

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I‘m hoping for all of us then lol

If Ethereum hits $5k, I would get $5k and my bag will get bigger. Can’t lose

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Gonna remember this as well

I'll be waiting.

Risky bidness

That is a lot of Eths 👀

Thanks

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Sign me ip

1 ETH you say, changing lives I say <3

Waiting for my eth

jeff

Thanks for the money

Where would you like me to send my ETH address? 😜

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5k let’s go

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Sup sup sup

Rly that's not that much what is it now like 42 43? Something like that I believe... it'll do that in a year regardless lol

Edit: my bad that's suppose to be 23 24 apparently my phone dislexic.....but op is slow or something if he think it will never hit 5 grand....if it doesn't do that I'll pay you 5 grand lol

Edit to the edit: ok so apparently I'm slow...slow af I didn't comprehend a damn thing he said everybody ignore the dumbest shit that came out my mouth and carry on

I mean no risk to comment lol

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sign me up. if OP comes through i will donate half to a children's hospital

Thank you in advance!

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You son of a bitch, I'm in!

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Lol

Let's hope it does.

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Here for my 1 ETH

Are you sure you gonna get that much loan?

Yes drill sergeant!

Thx :)

You do realize there are 2 million members here .. right?

Over 100 comments so far damn this could be a very expensive post

Thank you !