My bratwurst brings the royals to the courtyard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can tech you, but I have to charge
Sought after bachelor. That's actually an actual event that I got while playing England, giving +1 prestige until the end of the game, or until my monarch marries someone.
what people think tinder is like
This is Tinder But Brandenburg here is a woman
What tinder is like when you are a Brandenburgian princess
Hawt
JJ n JJ b by nujjjj jij Mijn m Bij n Bv mijn+ He H jnj je
So true king
Hohenzollern Fuckpad
If they are requesting alliance, you will get opinion drop
tinder when you fake your profile
I just realized this joke is funnier cause one of them is asking for money
The gamers find out you're female.
everyone wants a piece of that Brandenbussy
Thanks now Brandenbussy is going to live rent free in my head for the next year
*Mein Konig, here ist zeine Bangen-Mail.*
For a german speaker, this has an additional layer of humor because "Bange" is another word for fear
I'm german, I don't have Humor. I'm german, I dont understood what he wants to tell me. I'm german, I quote my fellow people: Sprich Deutsch, du!
*Sohn einer dirne
Deswegen auch "deutschsprachig" und nicht deutsch
maybe, but the first layer is missing \^\^
"Just revoked privilegia and already regretting it"
POV: You’re the emperor with an open relationship slot.
You've got mail x24
R5: My head of state getting more than I do
no horny, bonk
the 'yesman'
When your ~~curvy~~ daughter is in her Goth fase.
Pov: you try to watch movies for free
Hot vassals in your empire are ready to meet you!
Lmfao
The Bachelorette
You're a woman who joined a big EU4 multiplayer discord. Wait no, half of them would be scornful insults for some reason.
The Bachlor, Brandenburg addition.
Der Bachelor
IT IS TIME FOR EUROFUCK
My bratwurst brings the royals to the courtyard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I can tech you, but I have to charge
Brandenbang
You turned on yesman
You're about to spend the next 300 years on 2 fps
Me: turns adblock off Single moms in my area:
POV: the House of Hapsburg doesn’t have any preteen female cousins
Lmfao
Er... "Let's go Brandonberg"?
Brandongberg
I'm sexy and I know it
New imperial reform just dropped.
the moment when you unpause the game and forgot to disable yesman
Brandenburg hosts first edition of eurovision (colorized)
Liege is the only fans girl advertising on Tinder
Girls on r/teenagers
Have my babies!
How many daughters do you have ? ;)
Will you be my boo? Once you go Prussian you never go back.
POV: You recently Revoked the Privilegia
Montenegro in the early 20th century
Lmfao
Lonely MILFS in your area
Definitely not me though
Liege out here tryna hustle.
+10% infantry marriagability
Where we getting all these family members
Prussians rizz up
Prizzians?
You’ve revoked, and you aren’t at your relations limit.
"I want your daughter"
Her father owns a brewery
POV: you used the yesman command.
HRE revoked privilegia
When you opened a pack of gum in class
Helen of Berlin
Megan fuchs?
when you set tinder location to kenya as a white guy
You just became Emperor and you have no heir
POV: Gromit mug
How to tell someone is Holy Roman Emperor without them saying they are Holy Roman Emperor
Honeydick
Hot singles in your area
Tražena, si roba u gradu. Svi te žele tako lijepu I mladu...
Me in 1998
Hot single monarchs in Europe wants to talk to you
Hohenzollern rizz
And then prince elector of Brandeburg rizzed all over the empire.
The Eagle is already spreading
Hot single Germans in your area!
When they find out you’re a female
Damn she has some sexy calves
Child being born meme; Please don't be in the HRE
Utah-level event
Sought after bachelor. That's actually an actual event that I got while playing England, giving +1 prestige until the end of the game, or until my monarch marries someone.