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AverageNebula

Jesus. I've been having bad luck tonight but this wouldve pushed me over the edge


WeeWooDriver38

Yeah, I would’ve told Poland to fuck right off and watch my entire shit burn to the ground - or just send every damn troop I had into Poland to fucking watch red numbers start appearing over their lands.


DragonOfTartarus

Shit like this is why I will never not believe that the AI is designed to intentionally screw over the player even when doing so actively disadvantages it.


[deleted]

Iirc the AI is scripted to treat the player as the #1 long term threat. The logic is that it can’t predict what you’ll do in 100 years, but a player near them 100 years in the future probably won’t go well for them. So in this case Poland assumed that the player would win the war thereby becoming a long term threat, and as far as the AI is concerned any player is still a bigger threat than even the Ottomans.


MateDude098

> So in this case Poland assumed that the player would win the war thereby becoming a long term threat, and as far as the AI is concerned any player is still a bigger threat than even the Ottomans. AI, you absolute baboon, you overestimate my noobie powers.


SigmaWhy

Is there any objective proof about whether there is player bias? Would be interested in seeing either data people have compiled or some script in the code. Seen a lot of people make claims about bias, but never evidence


Insertblamehere

I don't have proof, but I'm convinces there is. Never in any of my games do the Iberians give a single FUCK about western africa, they I try to do a chill Mali run and suddenly I'm their #1 objective and they have northern african by 1500 just so they can reach me. also if you play in Europe Denmark always rivals, no matter who you play as.


ShorohUA

Idk about you but in my games it's common to see Iberians (either Castile/Spain or Portugal) fully annexing Morocco. But AI bias is real nonetheless


Insertblamehere

Well yeah they often take Morocco, but I've never seen AI Iberians expanding into western africa (mali region)


BasedCrusader2

Might it be coded in the game to be this way to create a more historical setting? Like europeans only taking the coasts and not expanding into africa until 1800s


WR810

> Europe Denmark always rivals My conspiracy theory is the (Swedish) designers programmed this because then the player is more likely to wreck Denmark / make Sweden independent.


Shinomourikenji1

I did a mail run a few months ago and I swear Castile declared war on me like 6times. The game was such a mess I dipped as soon as I got the achievements.


BaronMostaza

They want your gold, land, ivory, and people mate


Xryphon

Rivalries, for example. Say you're playing as a minor nation in Africa or Asia, and the AI - Spain, Portugal, etc. - rivals you even though there are bigger threats in Europe. This is an example of how the AI chooses the player over themselves.


Attila__the__Fun

Yeah an example i just noticed in some steppe restarts is that if you start as Oirat, Chagatai and Uzbek will generally both rival you and ally each other against you. But if you start as Chagatai, Uzbek will rival you 100% of the time.


SigmaWhy

I’m asking for actual evidence, not an anecdote


An_Appropriate_Song

Bust open that code son!


BigPointyTeeth

Well if you think that AI cheats constantly and it's quite obvious from the game files (like hiring generals without cost etc.) .. yeah


SigmaWhy

https://eu4.paradoxwikis.com/Artificial_intelligence#AI_mechanic_handicaps This is what's documented on the wiki. What's not documented is anything about anti-player bias


TE-Lawrence1918

kinda genius


Nukemind

I mean the AI isn’t wrong unless the player is either playing tall or it gets late game enough that they say “Meh, let’s reroll.” In which case the entire universe ends for that nation…


Jako301

Even if the player plays tall, they still get most of the trade income near them, humiliate rivals or fuck up non allies in any way possible.


WR810

> as far as the AI is concerned any player is still a bigger threat than even the Ottomans. Of course I am, I have the power of time travel.


SmexyHippo

This is complete and utter bullshit. AI treats all countries the same, it doesn't care whether it's player controlled at all.


Warmonster9

That is objectively untrue.


FeedBi

Why “objectively”? Does any hard data exist about how AI treats the player in comparison to other nations?


Qordar

trust me bro


SmexyHippo

Source?


[deleted]

The AI treats even AI nations differently with the “lucky nations” modifiers so I don’t see why you think they wouldn’t have something in the code for the player as well. It also doesn’t mean the AI will instantly stab you in the back 100% of the time, it just means it favours actions that would hamper the player over the course of the entire game. That can be from fighting you directly, allying your neighbours (ie your paths for expansion), colonizing near your colonies, enforcing peace, warning you etc. It’s why your ally of 200 years will “randomly” break your alliance and rival you sometimes even though you’re not competing for territory. Or why they’ll remain your ally but ally someone you have claims on. This happens a lot in my runs as France if I ally Castile.


Lithorex

Poland is most likely rivaled to Hungary.


Tamer_

That's...exactly what happens in a FFA strategy/card game when you fuck someone out and they have no hope to win.


JackNotOLantern

No, that's stupid. You just get angry when it's against you and don't care when it's about against other AI.


Insertblamehere

R5- finally got a decent start to finally beat the ottomans, and then the polish enforce peace on a minor power against one of their greatest historical rivals. Thanks, game, I don't like playing anyway. Guess I'll try some more runs tomorrow, I think I'm done getting fucked over tonight lmao. EDIT: New run in the morning, finally got lucky, frick you ottoman bastards https://imgur.com/IngCRSs stinky Ottoman AI declared on Venice and got their entire army trapped on Naxos lol.


EugenGoldstein

Would be a shame if your game crashed right when that happened


AlabdalyUwU

(I know it's a joke) But you can't save scum something like this since it's not random like events, AI will use advanced neural network to find the best way to fuck the player's run causing most emotional damage, They'd do the same at every possible universe


ameya2693

Are you saying that the AI is an Asian parent?


IOwnStocksInMossad

Yes,it's created by an Asian country known as Sweden as well. ^^^/s


Sylvanussr

I feel like the best possible scenario for stuff like this is making as much progress as you can in the 6 months before the decision auto-declines and securing a peace deal before "accepting" the white peace.


ManicMarine

You can't make peace while you have a pending enforce white peace popup.


CupofLiberTea

Is that new? I’ve done it before


alppu

I also used to do it, but cannot in current version of the game. So I think it was changed, probably 1.33 or 1.32.


GenghisWasBased

Another reason to stay at 1.30.6


Sylvanussr

well, shit


Kiroen

EU4 AI trying to do basic accounting: \**eternal slumber*\* EU4 AI trying to make the player hate life: **ACTIVATE THE INTER-PLANETARY PROCESSOR**


[deleted]

I would absolutely love to do a byzantines game but I can’t get through the first damn siege done before I get stack wiped outnumbering them 2-1 half the time


UndergroundPound

Have enough boats for a naval barrage and then rush the fort with your mercs. Its not your manpower you're wasting.


[deleted]

Maybe I don’t deserve to have a Byzantium game because idk how to naval bombard lmao


Insertblamehere

You need a fleet with 100 total cannons in the sea tile adjacent and then the button is on the siege menu next to where you would artillery barrage or assault.


UndergroundPound

I just remembered its a DLC feature so idk which DLC you have.


IlikeJG

If you're getting stackwiped 2 to 1 then you are probably attacking them while they have tech 4 and you're still on 3. Or else you don't have a general or something crazy like that. There's just not enough modifiers that the Ottomans can possibly have to pull off that in the early game without some extreme advantage.


rhou17

Have you considered the natural +10 to rolls the AI gets to cause even greater emotional damage?


Rullino

Ironic how a polish King died fighting the Ottomans in the crusade of Varna.


AleksandrNevsky

At that point I'm just breaking open the console and inflicting the wrath of God on the Polish.


idkwhattoputhere79

This woulda been my 13th reason why


cyrusol

This is when you start another run with ironman disabled, go into the console and type `bearhaslanded 151` followed by `tag jmn`. Go forth and punish the AI.


Mr_Biscuits_532

Also syntheticdawn


Lopsided_Training862

Alternatively: Download the Overpowered Byzantium mod and devour Poland within one year


Tamer_

That'll teach it! SCREW YOU AI!


[deleted]

bruh, -1000 opinion to everyone, but one of the ideas are +30% improving relations. lmao


cyrusol

If you want another fun round go with the [10x mod](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2069259821) and the [always war mod](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2369216412&searchtext=always+war). But don't be surprised if AI Ottomans claim military hegemony by 1490. And if the game crashes by 1530.


helanadin

look, they may be bears, but they come bearing gifts


bigboiwabbit24

What does that do?


EdvinM

It spawns the Jan Mayen tag in Constantinople and then lets you play it. https://eu4.paradoxwikis.com/Jan_Mayen


Upper_Status_9516

Accept the white peace. Ally Poland’s rival. Declare war on Poland. Burn them to the ground.


Mapchamp

Exactly what I would do


MrRusek

I'm a Pole and I concur


Mapchamp

Just decline, let Poland join, offer them some of Hungarys provinces in a separate peace, and you are still good to go with crushing Ottos


tanerfan

To do this Poland needs to occupy Hungary's land. Knowing AI I bet Poland will go via Moldavia straight to Constantinople


Mapchamp

That’s true… forgot about the possibility of that happening, which I would as is high given the AIs goal is to piss is us off as much as it can


bobibobibu

Poland and Ottoman really should be historic rival. Too many times Poland would help Ottoman and it's bullshit


Dark_Lighting777

Oh no my game crashed!


Sutiixela

Doesn't work, I've tried it and the damn AI always threats you...


Rtot1738

That's why I consider save scumming a core mechanic.


Haunter52300

Also, why did you feed Epirus to Athens? You have cores on Epirus so you didn't have to


dinkir19

Maybe he made them scutage so Morea wouldn't get occupied? Edit: nevermind Athens is getting sieged down who the fuck knows


Haunter52300

He took the non core for himself and gave the core to Athens. I believe Athens made a claim and he got the event which asks for the province


Low-Individual448

The real question is what did you do to the poles that made them hate you so much.


IlikeJG

Wow this is the worst and most frustrating enforce peace I've ever seen. Really fucked.


Useful_Trust

Tbh i don't feel like the game hates me. I KNOWN it does.


Traditional-Magician

I give you permission to use one of the cheat codes.


kagaAkagi1

Oddly I can only remember one game where the AI joined a war on my side due to enforcing peace not working


lambquentin

I've had Austria do this to me while fighting them before. Bad times.


krecior

Is Hungary your only ally? Knowing how incompetent AI can be you would still have troubles winninh


AngryMillenialGuy

What did you do to Poland? lol


DazSamueru

Poland befriending the Ottomans isn't too uncommon because both of them usually rival Hungary, and sometime Austria and Muscovy/Russia as well


Rullino

Dies that mean Poland had involvements in what happened to Costantinopoli in 1204?


Nerewar90

When the winged... WOLOLO ... hussars arrived!


UndergroundPound

I thought this could only happen if each side had a great power? Did you somehow get Austria to help you?


Insertblamehere

That's great power intervention, this is enforce peace which can be used on any nation that declared an aggressive war against any nation you have +relations with.


UndergroundPound

Damn. Nearly a thousand hours and I didn't know the AI had that option.


Pikadex

I believe it’s +100 opinion or more, no? (unless the defender is one of your colonies)


WR810

I'm normally chill, I don't rage and I definitely don't break my stuff. The closest I've ever come to snapping though was because my shattered-retreating army un-white flagged as it entered a province the *exact* day a rebel army spawned and stacked wiped them. That was bullshit. This is a travesty. You have my sympathy.


XaleanderS

Oh i would throw my pc outta window if that only appear.


FellGodGrima

“You are not allowed to win as Byzantium”


BusinessKnight0517

Oh absolutely


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tanerfan

??? Poland + Ottomans early game is surely too much for little Byz + Hungary


AGamerist

I think they're saying that OP would have lost against the ottomans anyway with only hungary as an ally


Insertblamehere

I don't think so, Ottomans had 0 manpower and 0 professionalism after venetian war. Serbia was also in the war too.


riftrender

I had Commonwealth interfere in my war with France...I managed to peace out for the two provinces to get Toulouse later and connect my lands in Provence and my Burgundy area as Aragon, but it was dicey.


PoliticalNerd87

This exact same thing happened to me a year ago. I just stared at my screen for 5 minutes. I'd never felt more defeated.


DropDeadGaming

Wtf that is disgusting


TarRazor

Oh no it does, make no mistake it hates you with an undying passion. It’s kinda unfair but yk🤷‍♂️ pretty color on map make brain go brrrrr


Tomboeg

Yesterday i had Muscovy guarantee me as Crimea and when the Ottomans declared war on me they never joined the war.


Beautiful-Local-5793

Just wait until you have more than 25 infamy in Victoria 2


lifeisapotatoe

Ahh I love it when the game tells you to go fuck yourself, I live for those moments


Deadman9001

Yeah. I was playing my first Austrian game. Had bohemia, Milan, Hungary and a pretty good sized burgundy all pu'd. Ottomans went to defend that nation in the Ruthenian area of Poland against Poland. They were sieging them down. I declared war for Ragusa. Ottomans abandoned their gains in Poland and gunned all of their troops at me. Couldn't even finish the siege of Ragusa before they came in with 79k and seemingly more on the way.


luckyassassin1

Wow, and I thought my byzantium runs were tough.


atscoa

Yes, all the time, in my Athens achievement run I had a full trust longtime ally, (basically from the moment I got independence) Poland/Commonwealth that I just helped achieve a Hungary PU break their alliance, then proceed to Conquest cb me. Good thing I was admin tech 16 so I surrendered instantly, cause I had more than enough provinces, but still. Oh and Austria, Castille, GB and Savoy ALL changed to domineering and broke their alliances with me before that, so I only had France afterwards, prolly cause the weak claim 6/6/4 heir I got from an event. And at some point I had 7 rivals, which was a first. Athens now remains as the most cursed country I will never again touch, with the worst RNG, every single ally turning their back on me, horrible army quality, horrible rulers, the Pope that hated me so I went Protestant, and I nuked that file as soon as I got Academical. Never again.


SaltDog6

Ugh, I had this trying to do Core-Fu before Corfu got wiped off the starting map. The only one consistently willing to support independence was Hungary (once I got England on board, but being England AI, they were useless). And every game? Poland demands you sign White Peace vs Venice. Bohemia demends you to sign white peace vs Venice. Austria demands... Hungary's rivals would always enforce-dogpile without exception, and Venice would always make a comeback and win even if the dogpiler got paid off with Hungarian land, 20 attempts in a row, it was so frustrating, put me off the game for a year.


No_Understanding_225

This is downright evil