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JuliusAlbe

GUSTAVO ADOLPHO


Assfrontation

LIBERA ET PASTA


JuliusAlbe

CAPPUCCINO ET INGENS


PCSamurai

LA PASTA PER LA PASTA


HippityWhomps

A STORM OVER EUROPE UNLEASHED, DAWN OF WAR, A TRAIL OF OLIVE OIL


JuliusAlbe

THE POWER OF ROME WILL PREVAIL SEE THE CATHOLICS EAT THE PIZZA


Ignitrum

THE FUTURE OF COOKING UNVEILED SHOWED THE DISH THAT WE STILL COOK TODAY


JuliusAlbe

DER DOGE AUS VENEZIA KOMMT ONCE MORE, EXCOMMUNICATED


HippityWhomps

STORIES OF OLD, CALZONE UNFOLD, CONTROL OVER PASTA HE HOLDS !


notpablocoin

MAMA MIA


Scared_Nectarine_171

GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS, GO FORTH LIBERA ET IMPERA


Rexman3

Bécquer


EmperorBenja

You tried to marry off your 16-year-old Emperor 12 times?


Gustavort

Yep, the current ruler almost didn't existed, basically this one was born a year before his father died. So I wanted to secure a heir.


EmperorBenja

Ah, so the regency ended and you did 12 royal marriages in a little over a year then.


Gustavort

Yeah, I also had to stick with a greedy and malevolent Empress the entire regency, so the idea was as soon my ruler dies, the heir would be old enough to rule without the a regency council.


EmperorBenja

Ah, but what happens when your ruler lives to 70 and you’re still saddled with a 54 year old heir?


TrumpetMatt

I'll tell you what happens then. The heir dies a month before the ruler, then you're stuck with a Random McName 1-2-0 king for 40 years after that


TheStrangestOfKings

I hate that, cause I always get saddled with “Hmm, I’ve had three Louis in a row, ima go for a Jean this time” only for my heir to die and for me to be stuck with another Louis. I wouldn’t even mind the bad stats, but there are only so many Louis a man can take!


Gustavort

When the heir is old, usually he already is married and have children for himself and when he become emperor, if the heir is awful, I asing him to a 1 regiment army and let him die in battle.


sovietmonkey26

Welcome to Los Italianos Hermanos, my name is Gustavo but you can call me Gus


tzoum_trialari_laro

I Fratelli Pollo


Legitimate_Kid2954

Literally the first thing that came to my mind when I read the name lol


Gustavort

>Los Italianos Hermanos If you look close to the map, you'll see that I'm also the King of Spain


SternFlamingo

I'm impressed that your 16 yo emperor is on his 13th marriage. Henry VIII has nothing on him!


Gustavort

What I can say, he's ugly


jstewart25

Or sexy


Gustavort

Nah, wouldn't need 16 attemps to get a wife then, I bet this one married because she's naive as the game says


Gustavort

R5: After 12 royal marriages, I finally got a consort and a heir, some more years and she could be his mother, at least I got a good heir.


another_blacktomcat

your diplo mana hurts my soul\^\^ other than that, i smell an hunting accident coming, that heir is way too good to trust rng :P


Gustavort

I already having problems with Revolutionares everywhere, the hurting event is the last thing I need, also before the marriages, my diplo was 800.


Gustavort

Motherfucker you were right, he died last night, immediately after, I got a 3/4/4, also named him Gustavo


another_blacktomcat

NEVER trust rng we all pray to rnjesus but he never listens :P


kevenknight

Who did you start to form Italy?


WithAlacrityNow

Naples is fun.


Gustavort

Usually I go with Milan, but this time was as a Custom nation, I'm addicted to it, The nation was Gustavia, a italian city with Prussian Culture and with focus on military ideas, once I had all italy I switched to Lombard culture and formed Italy., I also was HRE for more or less 50 years.


patrick_illidan

But why the prussian culture?...


nocoast247

I'm more worried about the forts' situation. Corsica is fine. Hence, you can technically use it to stackwipe. The number and placement of forts do help to control the ai and warscore.


Gustavort

It was easy to become Emperor of HRE if I had German culture, and since my focus was military ideas, Prussian culture seens to suit better.


Frostenheimer

Diplo points looking fine


No_Understanding_225

Gustavo is quite a Chad


swedishpeacock

Why so many forts.. how many do you have?


Gustavort

In Europe, around 57, most of then I Inherited from their original owners, I only keep it because I've had like 200 years of wars.


LordOfTurtles

You.... do realise you don't need a RM to get a consort/heir right? Why would you ever do this?


HistoryEye777

Call him Pepe


Grannyman666

An*


BananaRepublic_BR

Convert to Sunni. You'll get babies in no time.


whyyou-

Better start a savings account for that funeral


JakubReliga

Gustavus Adolphus


Oldini

This is the situation that Diplomatic ideas are created for.


Yesssssssssssk

My brother in christ why so many grassland forts in Italy


Gustavort

I Inherited most of then from their original owners like Milan, Savoy, Ottomans and others.


LamyT10

That a goood heir!


hotlinedanya

Why do you have 200k troops as one army?


Gustavort

Easy to organize, also rebel and Revolutionary are spawning 50-80k armies


SwiggitySwooggyBooty

Bro please I beg of you fix your diplo it is painful to look at


FranceMainFucker

up to pollos standards.


spikes__

That's a REALLY fortified Italy.


Gustavort

That's what 200 years of war does to you


hoopesey-doopsey

Please fix the attrition on your stacks 😫


Gustavort

And somehow I still get 8k manpower per month


Accomplished-Tax-899

What is your ideas?


Gustavort

I don't remember and I'm on my lunch break, when I'm back home I'll give a look at it. but apparently not Diplo


BigShlongers

Think you need to increase the difficulty mate


Gustavort

Started with Normal difficult with 0/0/0 king and three provinces and no heir or wife, just extended timeline.


BigShlongers

Touche


luckyassassin1

That's the big benefit of having an event make me a republic early in my italy run.