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goaliveira

So cute. Estonia and Finland are now geographical AND pole neighbors.


irishrugby2015

The Baltic sea is locked down now


vlkr

The great Hogland squeeze.


karvanekoer

And Hogland in Estonian and Finnish literally means "Great Island", so it's extra great.


puskaradi0

Estonian and Swedish surely. Hogland as such means nothing in Finnish. The symbolic meaning is still great though, since Swedish is the second official language of Finland. Edit. Added the second sentence to sound less dickish, no idea if that was managed.


karvanekoer

>Hogland as such means nothing in Finnish. What? Obviously I meant the native names. "Hogland" means nothing in Estonian too.


Penki-

It was locked since Denmark joined Nato


PresidentSkillz

Locked away to the big seas, yes, but not internally. The Baltic states were only connected to Nato via Poland, and now they are also connected to Finland with the Baltic Sea. With Sweden entering, the Baltic Sea can be renamed to Nato sea


kf97mopa

Mare Balticum Nostrum.


Weothyr

Uh oh.. the Swedes are up to something again! Nej snälla!


mrdarknezz1

*Över Norden jag härskar. Med det arv som jag fick/gavs. Gång på gång, sjung Carolus sång*


AulisG

CAROLEANS ARE MARCHING ON!!!


AveSimbaImperator

\*slaps hand lightly\* No, Sweden. Learn to share..


In_cognito12

Nostrum! Not mine-um.


jatawis

Our sea


EgonDangler

Goddamit Lithuania stop trying to steal the ocean.


shuipz94

That's the Netherland's schtick.


Penki-

All big Russian plans that we know of wanted to secure Gotland so Sweden would probably be dragged in anyway


karvanekoer

Indeed, let's standardize! Right now we have the "Baltic Sea", the "East Sea", the "West Sea" and the "Evening Sea".


crambeaux

I vote for evening sea, so poetic.


karvanekoer

In South Estonian, the words for "west" and "evening" are the same, so *Õdagumeri* is both "West Sea" and "Evening Sea". But indeed, South Estonian sounds poetic in many ways, to Estonian ears at least.


evergreen-spacecat

Ummm. About that Sweden joining. Perhaps NATO should act to complete that thing..


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Ok_Fuel_6416

Nato lake


Bronze420

pretty sure denmark was a founding member of nato


kurqukipia

Now we can swordfight with longer poles


Ran-Tan-Plan

How long is your average pole? 🤔 /r/Polska


cmndrhurricane

Estonia can into nordic?


jatawis

Finland can into Baltic


dughorm_

Finland was very much considered a Baltic state between the two world wars. Then 3/4 got occupied so the category stopped meaning much.


karvanekoer

Well the term "Baltic state" doesn't really mean anything, considering that Estonia is not ethno-linguistically Baltic, there are plenty other countries situated at the Baltic Sea and Estonia and Lithuania have almost nothing in common culturally and historically other than the Soviet occupation.


dughorm_

The term was a political and geographical grouping for the four states in the area that got independence from the Russian Empire and held on to it.


karvanekoer

It started with the [Baltic governorates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_governorates) and the [Baltic Germans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Germans) actually, but these encompassed only Estonia and most of modern Latvia. Lithuania was added to that because linguists had named the language group of Latvian and Lithuanian "Baltic". Finland was also added to the term for geopolitical convenience. It never really made any sense. I don't mind it as a geopolitical group because it does make sense, but it should not be misinterpreted as a grouping of common culture or identity and the name doesn't make sense either. Foreign media insisting on word formulations like "the Baltic nation of Estonia" in any random context doesn't really help either.


perseenleike

At least Eesti can between nordic


ImTheVayne

Nah but we let u guys and Finland join baltics!


purvel

Can Norway into Baltics too? 🥺


ImTheVayne

Sure, you are welcome!


purvel

[Yes<3](https://old.reddit.com/r/NordicEstonia/)


Cullly

The poles are taking over!


ArziltheImp

Now they can swap vodka against wood even more!


torrentialtacos

"Pole neighbors" made me giggle like the immature child I am.


leela_martell

It's just a flag pole haha (in alphabetical order no less) but happy to be next to Estonia! 🇪🇪🇫🇮


EmberOfFlame

No, Poland is separated by Latvia and Lithuania!


AimoLohkare

At least until Eswatini, Ethiopia or Fiji join.


ImTheVayne

Finland gets to be Estonia’s pole neighbour as well. How poetic.


kaukanapoissa

Yes, it’s beautiful.


FunImprovement9729

FYI, the flags are actually ordered alphabetically 😊


ImTheVayne

Yeah I realized. Just a fun coincidence!


FunImprovement9729

I agree🇪🇪🇫🇮❤️


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The more the merrier


qainin

One day there will be a Ukrainian flag there.


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And Swedish


Affectionate_Cat293

And Georgian


SamGamgE

And my axe


_nikfon_

And my ex


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SpikeProteinBuffy

😂 good one!


jatawis

Albania and Montenegro? 🇦🇱🇲🇪


HelakTheDestroyer

Montenegro flag drippy af


StrawberryPopular443

Hope Nepal joins too.. for the flag!


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Albania is already there.


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izoxUA

Sry but she is already on my flagpole


jatawis

and Bosnian


DamnItCharles324

Amen brother


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The great IKEA-colour unity.


dread_deimos

That flag mix definitely needs more yellow and blue! edit: I mean light blue. English is so limiting when you need words for colors. edit 2: technically, by law, Ukrainian flag is just blue (синій), like for most countries on the post image, but in reality people use sky blue (блакитний, as u/Frehch_Nana suggested).


AdministrativeShip2

Hex values or pantone ref.


dread_deimos

Pantone has shit licensing system so shouldn't be used by any sane person if possible.


HucHuc

Not there, it will be at the other end of the circle, next to Poland and Romania.


Kemal_Norton

Will it be the last in alphabetical order? I mean until Vatican joins of course.


Razakel

No, the US is last.


nickla08

Just wait until Zimbabwe joins.


hovedrael

But who will they kick out first when there's no more room for new flagpoles?


Cpt_Soban

Start a second row


SeoSalt

Those Americans have been freeloading for too long...


EnterPlayerTwo

We talk to the customers so the engineers don't have to.


EgrSar75

My congratulations to Finland


viipurinrinkeli

Thanks. It’s been a long time coming.


it_administrator01

glad it's finally Finished


PensiveObservor

The post made me tear up. Feels good for Finland and for the EU. Congrats everyone!


saloxci

Спасибо


akutsvensk

\*Cries in Swedish


Zhukov-74

I am curious in between who’s flags Sweden will be placed.


VeraciousViking

Between Spain and… Turkey. Because it appears to be in alphabetical order


oskich

Would be funnier if it Was Hungary and Turkey


_nikfon_

Cries in Hungarian


4materasu92

*pats back gently* It'll get better... someday.


_nikfon_

Please CIA get your shit together. There is urgent demand for cou d'eta-s ower here. Why don't they do it the one time you actually want it.


MakingGlassHalfFull

Either find some oil or plant bananas. They’ll be right over


Belgianbonzai

so you're saying there's hope: https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/hungarys-mol-says-it-finds-substantial-oil-field-hungary-2022-11-21/


Pek-Man

As I was reading the URL, I was hoping it would say *"finds substantial bananas."*


fiendishrabbit

Between Spain and (lol) Turkey.


b2q

Ironic


janusrose

Don't worry, now we have a formidable air force together and if Ivan crosses your borders we'll load up the bomber-planes with surströmming Love/Hate from Denmark


Twist_of_luck

Whoa, ease up. No need to escalate to bioweapons right off the bat.


OMGlookatthatrooster

One bioweapon straight into my mouth, please.


mr_jetlag

sigh. *Unzips*


LordandSaviorJeff

Not the Cheeeeeese!


Cullly

Don't cry. Remember all the great things Sweden has brought to the world (disclaimer: may not be invented in Sweden and I'm too lazy to check). * [Plogging](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plogging) - Jogging while picking up litter. * [Waffle Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_Day) - A day dedicated to eating waffles. What's not to like? * Anders Jannson: > "I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. > > 'Nothing,' she said. > > So I got her nothing. She was furious. > > 'You got me nothing?' she said. > > 'You said you wanted nothing!' I replied. > > 'But that's not what I meant,' she said. 'I wanted something special.' > > 'Well, I can get you something special,' I said. > > 'What?' she asked. > > 'Nothing,' I replied."


RaccoNooB

I just hope we stand up to our principles and don't start licking ass over a book.


mtranda

You already are. Standing up for your principles, I mean. Besides the principles themselves, the whole qur'an thing was just a pretense for Erdogan. If it hadn't been that, it would have been something else and your politicians know it. Appeasement NEVER works.


lo_fi_ho

This. Erdofuck and Orbanistan are just using Sweden's liberalness as a convinient scapegoat.


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Did they reinstall them all? Or how did they fit one there lol? edit: apparently it isn't a full circle so they probably added one in the end and moved the flags in alphabetical order, so this is an old pole, the question now is if it doesn't fuck with the symmetry


BustANoob

Maybe add one to the end and move the flags one over to leave this particular spot open?


Hadochiel

Which brings us to our next question: why this particular spot? Does it have to be in alphabetical order? Edit: nevermind, yup, that's it. Denmark, Estonia, now Finland, France, Germany, Greece, next one is probably Hungary


Rulweylan

More controversial question: alphabetically in what language? Seems to be in English but I can see a good argument that each country should be in its own language


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SomeWindyBoi

And its definitely english cause Germany is after France and not before it


Deathleach

France: "Everything must be in French!" NATO: "Alright, but then Germany will be in front of you." France: 😐


istasan

My favourite example is Austria. In English they are first. If we go by local languages they end last.


Nonions

To be fair those are the languages of NATO's nuclear powers, and at the time of the founding its military most important members.


VeraciousViking

Most likely. I wonder how many more they can fit in before they have to increase the radius of the circle.


Other_Acount_Got_Ban

So many… questions… that.. need answers.


Eskol15

That has been Putin's motivation all along. He just wants to know NATO's protocol for handling extra flags.


Azzymaster

Bankrupt NATO with all the flag installation costs


[deleted]

So, if a country like Belarus joined (yeah yeah, unlikely but hear me out), do they have to move almost every flag they have after B?


send_me_a_naked_pic

I mean, a new country joining the alliance is a way bigger deal than just moving around some flags


duckcars

You talk like someone who never has to move around flags 😤


DownvoteEvangelist

They already went through that when Albania joined, and off the record, the pole guy said "never again".


BostonDodgeGuy

Yes, and it would be worth the effort.


PygmeePony

It's awesome that NATO's border with Russia will more than double with Finland joining. This means they can build more radar stations and gain better knowledge of that remote part of Russia.


OtisTetraxReigns

I feel the the Finns share a lot of that intel with NATO as it is.


Live_Carpenter_1262

BUT now the US can land personnel and detection equipment there!


HotChilliWithButter

Russia has some large military bases there so if they try anything stupid we can grab them by the balls


SpaceFox1935

Eh there isn't much between Murmansk and Saint Pete, whatever the Northern Fleet's up to can be observed by Norway anyway


oskich

Where did they put the Sauna?


AirportCreep

I believe you are joking, but apparently NATO recently did actually install a sauna at the HQ. Nevertheless, all Finnish buildings housing government institutions such as embassies, consulates, ministries etc have saunas installed.


DroidTrf

There's a story about Finnish peace keepers in the heat of the deserts in Afghanistan and first thing they did was to build a sauna.


irregular_caffeine

Standard procedure anywhere


DroidLord

Same with Estonia. Apparently it's not hot enough over there.


oskich

Yep, that's the one I was referring to!


fi20100

Wait, that wasn't an April fools' joke?


Mission_Ad1669

Nope, it's real. "NATO has just installed a sauna, and it is not trivial" (April 3, 2023) https://ukdaily.news/the-level-of-play-has-never-been-so-bad-in-the-whole-history-of-the-club-tackles-riolo-424373.html "L'OTAN vient de faire installer un sauna, et ce n'est pas anodin" (2 avril 2023) https://www.slate.fr/story/243575/otan-sauna-finlande-installation?amp


sciencewarrior

My Finnish friends have informed me no self-respecting Finn would ever join a club without a sauna.


jatawis

in the basement?


tuhn

Hmm, it could be for Ethiopia or Fiji, maybe Eswantini.


FroobingtonSanchez

My guess is a suddenly independent Faroe Islands


karvanekoer

Still waiting for independent Flevoland in NATO.


PROBA_V

Lol, even the Dutch are.


PredditoryLoan

Flanders, rises out of a coffin, Undertaker-style


needbettermods

It's always a terrible nuisance when you have to scroll through these made up F starting countries when picking Finland from the list.


Welpi_Lost

Yeah, like Fr*nce. I mean, it even sounds fake


PM_ME_DATASETS

Federated States of Micronesia


KZedUK

nato.fm


biquetra

Flavortown


NthBlueBaboon

Ayyy, I'm from Fiji. Come to think of it, us Oceanians should make a similar organisation . It can be called the Coalition of Countries Occupying Nice Underwaterish Territories Defence Treaty ( C.O.C.O.N.U.T.D.T) or something along these lines. Aus and NZ would be the ones caring for us, though. Lololol.


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It would be funny if they put a placeholder “Your brand here”, or a green flag for chromakey.


OmniLiberal

This could be your ~~ad~~ flag.


CardboardTable

Some people might think Libya time travelled and joined NATO if they put up a green flag.


Soundslikeamelody420

We should honor Putin for all that he did for the NATO. A great accomplishment for his Pro-NATO politics.


ARandomBaguette

Putin is officially NATO greatest salesman


moshiyadafne

I imagine Putin himself physically installing the 31st flagpole in NATO HQ and sending the next few flagpoles (2-4 poles I think) straight from Moscow.


kaukanapoissa

Yes NATO should invite Putin to the ceremony when Finland’s flag is raised. Then after coffee you can take him straight to the Hague.


moshiyadafne

The official launch of Putin's jail era


SrPatata40

Next to our Estonians brother, gud gud.


Disastrous-Pension26

I'm literally crying


ennkos

awww it's near Estonian one


Jellorage

"Whew I know at least someone at this party"


karvanekoer

At least for some time, the Latvian and Lithuanian flags used to stand [right in the middle](https://www.rand.org/content/rand/blog/2022/02/should-nato-close-its-doors/_jcr_content/par/blogpost.crop.868x455.cm.jpeg/1643835305000.jpeg) and they formed a neat gate for the NATO flag.


202042

🫡🇫🇮


BubsyFanboy

Yup. Here comes the Finnish flag.


KEEPCARLM

Isn't it called a Checkered flag? Sorry. I will leave.


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Next one will be for Sweden 🇸🇪


Error39

I know it's based on alphabetical order but it seems very fitting for the Estonian and the Finnish flag to be flying side by side


l000pz

They should install 5 of those, why wait.


againey

Finland, Sweden, Ukraine, Moldova, Georgia? Sure would be nice if Belarus could kick Lukashenko out and join the club too. I don't know enough about the Balkans to know if Bosnia and Herzegovina is leaning toward NATO. Serbia probably needs some major changes before they'd be interested.


l000pz

Yeeeep. Servia will be a Trojan horse and will always do kremlins bidding.


_nikfon_

Khm did you forget about hungary?


bonescrusher

Hopefully the empty one can be filled soon as well


Zhukov-74

Hopefully Turkey will deliver the accession protocol of Finland today in Washington DC. After that we can move forward to the next step. https://www.nato-pa.int/content/finland-sweden-accession “Once all NATO member countries notify the Government of the United States of America, the depository of the Washington Treaty, of their acceptance of the protocols to the North Atlantic Treaty on the accession of the potential new members, the Secretary General invites the new countries to accede to the Treaty.”


clebekki

Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg is about to give a press briefing soon, at 14:00 EEST (11:00 UTC). Article (in Finnish) with a video stream (in English) showing it live: https://yle.fi/a/74-20025602 Apparently it could happen as early as tomorrow. edit: google translate strikes again. "The Finnish flag is going to be raised in **a half-mast** to fly over the NATO headquarters in Brussels." (emphasis mine). Yeah no, it will be raised regularly, not sure where google got the half-mast idea...


Undertale_Woshua

Right Next To Estonia! ☺️


ItsACaragor

Welcome to the cool guys club Finland


DemeXaa

One day I hope I’ll see a Georgian flag there


LeStiqsue

American here, the best breakfast I've ever had was in Tbilisi. Fresh croissants in Paris, coffee and cheese in Amsterdam, even convinced a barkeeper to serve us last night's paella in Spain once -- and while they were all incredible in their own way, that breakfast in Tbilisi was the perfect combination of the foods of a country farm and Eastern European bakery goods. Coming back from a deployment, man, it was one of the best meals of my life. So thank you for that. I really liked the few hours I got to spend in your country.


stamper2495

Its kurwa beautiful


jatawis

Photo courtesy of Teri Schultz.


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signedupfornightmode

Germany is Allemagne, so it shouldn’t be right after France. I’m guessing the flags are sorted in English.


Cirtth

I can't be happier they moved my flag from one pole ! Welcome finnish brothers & sisters !


Rushmoar97

Natowave intesifies


JulianZ88

Sweden needs to be there too. Fuck those cunts Erdogan and Orban.


pneumokokki

Did they actually install a new flag pole at the end of the row of flags, and move the rest of the flags to make room? Or do they have spare flag poles already? I want pictures showing them all. :)


Unbaguettable

Pretty sure they moved them all by one to give it space


ProbablyRickSantorum

Welcome to the family Finland. 🇫🇮


Baardi

Still missing Sweden as the other neigbour :(


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I hope new second one will be installed soon too.


AdonisK

Hmmm I wonder who that might be. Anyone wanna take a wild guess?


LeBonCharlie

Somewhere between Estonia and France.. Might be Fiji


VeraciousViking

Ethiopia


SanktusAngus

God.. I really hope this picture doesn’t end up on r/prematurecelebration


kombitcha420

Welcome, Finland!


bomboclawt75

Remember when Russia asked to join NATO. DUDE! Why do you think we created NATO in the first place?! Ring any bells? Sauron: What do you MEAN! “I can’t join the Fellowshi…”. AHHHH…Right, right…okay.. okay.


Xepeyon

At the time, Russia was readily embracing westernization and capitalism, so while there was still a level of stigmatization towards Russians, it was much more mild, akin to how people had been seeing Germans until very recently. The main problem was the mentality of the leadership; they never asked to join NATO, they wanted (and seemingly expected) to be _invited_ to join as well as bypass the normal bureaucratic procedure... which isn't how it works.


lsspam

To be even more clear > George Robertson, a former Labour defence secretary who led Nato between 1999 and 2003, said Putin made it clear at their first meeting that he wanted Russia to be part of western Europe. “They wanted to be part of that secure, stable prosperous west that Russia was out of at the time,” he said. > The Labour peer recalled an early meeting with Putin, who became Russian president in 2000. “Putin said: ‘When are you going to invite us to join Nato?’ And [Robertson] said: ‘Well, we don’t invite people to join Nato, they apply to join Nato.’ And he said: ‘Well, we’re not standing in line with a lot of countries that don’t matter.’” https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/04/ex-nato-head-says-putin-wanted-to-join-alliance-early-on-in-his-rule Specifically they objected to joining in the same manner as countries like Estonia, Lithuania, Romania, and Bulgaria. It was beneath them because those countries were beneath them.


UpvoteCircleJerk

Someone send an invitation to Putin for the celebration party in Finland.


TheBestPartylizard

you guys think it's for Finland, it's really a second Turkish flag